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I just got engaged to be married!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,021 ✭✭✭Hivemind187


    congratz snyper.

    (The basement renovations went well then?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Congratulations!


    Any plans for the big day?

    Is there a venue big enough for all of us. You know we're gonna crash it :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    javaboy wrote: »
    His girlfriend turned him down?
    Or else his hand fell asleep while he was masturbating.

    The ultimate rejection.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I met snyper's fiance.
    She's quite doable.

    Fair play.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Hmm, is the cellar soundproofed enough? And do all the doors have sturdy locks?

    You've to beat 24 years if you're going for the record!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I met snyper's fiance.
    She's quite doable.

    Fair play.

    i'll second that :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    At the risk of sounding like a girl* how did you pop the question?

    Oh and congratulations.






    *AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭sillymoo


    Congrats thats great news!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    janeybabe wrote: »
    At the risk of sounding like a girl* how did you pop the question?

    During a session of buttsekz, i reached around and dangled the diamonds in her face.

    ..actually we were in the siting room having a quiet drink,,, i, while dressed in my house of Pain t shirt and a pair of boxers, got down on bended knee,

    I had planned on aking her on new years eve in ia resturant for her birthday, but i decided it was more apt to ask here where we spend some of our happiest moments together :)

    She started crying, and said "yes"

    I said cool.. can i ring my ex?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    snyper wrote: »
    actually we were in the siting room having a quiet drink,,, i, while dressed in my house of Pain t shirt and a pair of boxers, got down on bended knee


    Where oh where were you hiding the ring then?

    .....and congratulations!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Where oh where were you hiding the ring then?

    The answer's in the question. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Where oh where were you hiding the ring then?

    .....and congratulations!!

    ..under the sofa


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Congrats!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭NewFrockTuesday


    Congrats Mr & Mrs Snyper. All the best for married life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    snyper wrote: »
    During a session of buttsekz, i reached around and dangled the diamonds in her face.

    ..actually we were in the siting room having a quiet drink,,, i, while dressed in my house of Pain t shirt and a pair of boxers, got down on bended knee,

    I had planned on aking her on new years eve in ia resturant for her birthday, but i decided it was more apt to ask here where we spend some of our happiest moments together :)

    She started crying, and said "yes"

    I said cool.. can i ring my ex?

    were ya pished?be honest :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,909 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,587 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Wont someone think of the children????

    Congrats, we all want invites to your stag and wedding.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    faceman wrote: »
    Congrats, we all want invites to your stag and wedding.

    Second that. :D

    Congratulations!


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,866 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I'm assuming the stag is in Mexico

    Congrats


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Congrats snyper :)
    Now clean out the basement....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,937 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Q2002 wrote: »
    I'm assuming the stag is in Mexico

    Congrats
    When have the words "legal" and "consent" mattered before?;)

    Congrats Snyper!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Thanking you all kindly for the nice words.

    However the occasion has been somewhat tarnished by her mother. This woman is the preverbial "mother in law".

    I need to dispose of her. I would feed her to the pigs, however i wouldnt put our breakfast rolls in any more jeaprody after the year that was in it.

    Im going to make a pair of shoes out of her albeit an fugly pair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Congrats :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    Congratulations. I hope you're as happy as I am after I did the same thing. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭Mrs_Doyle


    Congratulations!


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Gordon wrote: »
    Maybe it's all subliminal but I got the impression that you pulled a ringpull off a can of coke and put it on her finger.

    Congrats!

    Are you factoring in how small a finger someone would need to fit into a ring pull these days.... Yes... I think you are...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Congrats!


  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Congrats Snyper!!

    Hope yourself and herself will be very happy!! Athlone won't know what has hit it when that party happens!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Well done snyper!
    Happy for ya, at least she's legal anyway:p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    Congratulations :)


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