Worst thing you've said/done/posted when drunk.

davyjose

We've all done it. I've embarrassed myself on numerous occasions, just had a ban lifted on PI yesterday for embarrassing, drunken posting. So what's the worst thing you've said or done or posted while drunk?

Personally, I once phoned my mate at 3am, after a row, to tell him he was a w4nker, only - regrettably - his dad answered, but I didn't realse that until about 30 seconds into my rant. The fact that he only lived across the street, and had known me since forever, didn't help.

mardybumbum

The worst thing I ever done when I was drunk was yore ma! :P
Had to be said!

RoundyMooney

mardybumbum wrote: »

The worst thing I ever done when I was drunk was yore ma! :P
Had to be said!

No, no it didn't.

eVeNtInE

This post has been deleted.

Sharpshooter

Posted about a certain " Lady " here , once.;)

Swore never to do it again.

mardybumbum

I always wanted to post a "yore ma" reply. Im not ashamed of what I did! :cool:

Creamy Goodness

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

pvt.joker

mardybumbum wrote: »

Im not ashamed of what I did! :cool:

You should be. It's pathetic.

Fizman

My most embarrasing night out was Tuesday night just gone by. Finished up with work at 13.00 for the hols and started swamping back drinks at 2. Later on, at about 10, I was still in one of the busiest pubs in Limerick with loads of old school mates, when all of a sudden my dad arrives in with my uncle for a quick drink. Uh oh. I was stocious drunk at this stage, and he had not seen many of my mates in years.

Basically we were having a light hearted argument amongst ourselves about who would win in a fight, me or my aul fella. I'm pretty sure the argument ended by me declaring that i'd "smash ya into the ground".

Met up with all my mates last night who filled me in on what else went on. Drinking for 12 hours is bad. Especially when family creep up on ya!

Kinda laughed it off the following day with me dad with him saying "I hope your not that hammered every night"!

mardybumbum

Thanks.

Fizman

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

Coward?

sassa

Me and a friend were out one night when this fat girl that hated her start giving her sh1t over her boyfriend. so i pipped in with "what the **** does it matter to you its none of your fcuking business, the only reason you're even buying a drink in here right now is so you can eat the fcuking ice"

i felt bad about it till i heard back a few days later that i had supposedly rang her the day after to apologise and we went for a coffee to talk things out!!

I don't even have the girls number and have never talked to that girl since that night let alone bought her a damn coffee crazy bitch!!

Esel

Fizman wrote: »

Coward?

Don't take up poetry....

civis_liberalis

Fizman wrote: »

Coward?

Yes Fizman, "coward" rhymes with "punt"...

Worst thing i've done when drunk was go into work when I was obviously a danger to myself. As my body was still "processing" the alcohol, I think that I may actually have got drunker as the morning went on. It's hardly the worst thing I done now that I think of it, as my boss and his son, who I was mates with were out with me, but didn't get up for work at all. They came in just before lunchtime and the son was still flutered... What a night...

SoWatchaWant

I crept upstairs to the batroom of my mates house, the drunkest I've ever been. When they busted the door open, I had my head in the toilet, dark vomit dribbling down my mouth, having also shit my pants. I had to be changed by my mate, who happened to be a close mate, thank God.

madmik

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I crept upstairs to the batroom of my mates house, the drunkest I've ever been. When they busted the door open, I had my head in the toilet, dark vomit dribbling down my mouth, having also shit my pants. I had to be changed by my mate, who happened to be a close mate, thank God.

nice

Notorious

I drunkenly assisted a friend "out" another mate to a big table full of people we all worked with. He had only confided in only one person, who wasn't at the table when it all went down. I was in absolute bits, having drank for about 6hrs, and in all fairness I didn't spill the beans, but something I said resulted in my accomplice blurting it out. I don't remember much of the night, but I've been told that on the same night I attempted to smoke a cigarette backwards (by lighting the butt)

Fizman

esel wrote: »

Don't take up poetry....

civis_liberalis wrote: »

Yes Fizman, "coward" rhymes with "punt"...

Jeez see what happens when you don't put a pacman or some sort of smiley face after such comments! :pac:

One of the worst things I did on a night out was climb a crane. And no, i'm not joking.

And yes, i had my retard hat on that night. I couldn't find my rape one, and I needed something to cover up.

evercloserunion

One night I took a urinal cake out of the toilet in the Brazen Head and threw it in my friend's face. Was really embarrassed about it the next few days but luckily he took it well and didn't really care. Another time there was just general open-shirted touching of the nipples/belly button. Both those times where when I was wasted on vodka, needless to say I don't drink that anymore.

gerky

Honestly not looking to offend anyone here but I hate when people use drink as an excuse or claim it makes their personality completely different, it doesn't.

And sorry but if you can't handle drink you should know your limit and stick to it.

Sorry for going abit off topic and I wasn't referring to any post in this thread.

Caliden

gerky wrote: »

Honestly not looking to offend anyone here but I hate when people use drink as an excuse or claim it makes their personality completely different, it doesn't.

And sorry but if you can't handle drink you should know your limit and stick to it.

Sorry for going abit off topic and I wasn't referring to any post in this thread.

Stop ruining the mood. If you dont like the thread and have nothing on-topic to say then why post at all?
Just create a thread of your own where yourself and all the pioneers can go and talk about how much they hate drunk people

Fizman

evercloserunion wrote: »

One night I took a urinal cake out of the toilet in the Brazen Head and threw it in my friend's face. Was really embarrassed about it the next few days but luckily he took it well and didn't really care. .

I'm sorry but anyone who gets a log of sh1t thrown at his face and 'doesn't care' and 'takes it well' needs to be examined. Not to be trusted I say. Sounds a bit too nice to me.

gerky

Caliden wrote: »

Stop ruining the mood. If you dont like the thread and have nothing on-topic to say then why post at all?
Just create a thread of your own where yourself and all the pioneers can go and talk about how much they hate drunk people

Mood? where do you think you are, its an internet forum.

And I didn't say I hate drink or drunks just people who can't handle drink or use it as an excuse as if the drink made them do it.

reggiethefirst

Climbed up 3 storeys of scaffold, sat up there and smoked a cigarette.

mardybumbum

"I'm sorry but anyone who gets a log of sh1t thrown at his face and 'doesn't care' and 'takes it well' needs to be examined. Not to be trusted I say. Sounds a bit too nice to me."

I dont think thats what he was referring to when he mentioned a urinal cake. They are deoderizers. You may have seen them before. Also a pretty good band!

Esel

Posted on a forum and ruined the buzz.

gerky

esel wrote: »

Posted on a forum and ruined the buzz.

Copy cat:D

Caliden

gerky wrote: »

Copy cat:D

sorry thread only for drunk people :pac:

gerky

Caliden wrote: »

sorry thread only for drunk people :pac:

Ha, come back when your a mod:p:D

evercloserunion

Fizman wrote: »

I'm sorry but anyone who gets a log of sh1t thrown at his face and 'doesn't care' and 'takes it well' needs to be examined. Not to be trusted I say. Sounds a bit too nice to me.

You know you're not supposed to sh*t in urinals... Perhaps that should be a nomination for most embarrassing thing?

EDIT: Also, what your other man said about urinal cakes. They're not sh*t. They're more like urinal fresheners.

weeder

was away in kerry with my friends family because one of them was getting married,I got stupid drunk and staggered back to the house they had rented (was part of the hotel), no idea how i got back there or who let me into the house :eek: , took off me shoes at the bottom of the stairs and my trousers half way up and my socks at the top and the underpants when i got into the room (or so im told by the friend who recovered my clothes from said places), then the last thing i remember is standing over the bed with nothing but a shirt on and instead of getting in the bed i said to meself, **** that and just sort of dived at the bed and passed out, all well and good, i wake up with a quilt over my and me lying on my back. nothing was said about this so i didnt really mind (i drink with them a good bit) until 2 days later the night before going home and im talking to his ma and she goes "we had no idea where you went so i went to the house to see were you there and i walked into the bedroom and there was you lying WITH NOT A STITCH ON YA" needless to say i was fairly mortified about it :eek:

gerky

weeder wrote: »

was away in kerry with my friends family because one of them was getting married,I got stupid drunk and staggered back to the house they had rented (was part of the hotel), no idea how i got back there or who let me into the house :eek: , took off me shoes at the bottom of the stairs and my trousers half way up and my socks at the top and the underpants when i got into the room (or so im told by the friend), then the last thing i remember is standing over the bed with nothing but a shirt on and instead of getting in the bed i said to meself, **** that and just sort of dived at the bed and passed out, all well and good, i wake up with a quilt over my and me lying on my back. nothing was said about this so i didnt really mind (i drink with them a good bit) until 2 days later the night before going home and im talking to his ma and she goes "we had no idea where you went so i went to the house to see were you there and i walked into the bedroom and there was you lying WITH NOT A STITCH ON YA" needless to say i was fairly mortified about it :eek:

On yer back you say , I bet she at least felt ya up, "at least":pac:

ShooterSF

Hmm a few weeks ago I told a single girl who had a kid she was damaged goods. Made her cry, pretty **** thing to do. Felt pretty bad. Before that a few years ago my mate had this crush on a girl for ages but was well stuck in the friend zone. In my genius effort to knock some sense into him I called her up on it in front of him, basically told her how he felt etc. One and only time I harmed a friend and still feel bad looking back.

dSTAR

My whole life is a litany of drunken fuckups.

Where to start?

Amalgam

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

Black Swan

Just before Christmas shopping parties and driving with the top off in my boatmate's vet on Balboa Peninsula on a sunny day we encountered a couple blokes that said something to us stopped at a red light that was more to impress themselves than us (if you know what I mean...). We both gave them the one index finger salute before scratching off, leaving them in the dust.:pac:

Esel

Amalgam wrote: »

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

That was you? You bastard! :mad:

Caliden

Amalgam wrote: »

Staggered to an empty part of someone else's house and puked 3 times between a sofa and the wall. Chunkier than Tesco soup, with that curdled sour milk whiff. Moved the sofa in a bit. The house was full of drink addled folk. Never linked to me.

The perfect crime

likely_lass

posted - right now

pfishfood

Christmas party started doing shots then started dancing topless with female boss. Dirty dancing with someone i shouldn't have (her husband was not pleased and shouted something in polish that i didnt understand). Got lost in the hotel. nearly fell out of the taxi (while it was still moving) fell out of the taxi when i got home, ended up with concussion. Fell into a ditch of bryars. Woke up the next day and had to go into work with blanks in my memory. Was filled in throughout my shift now thats mortifying. Thats the brief version of events.:eek:

dSTAR

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

...driving with the top off in my boatmate's vet on Balboa Peninsula on a sunny day we encountered a couple blokes [and] gave them the one index finger salute before scratching off, leaving them in the dust.:pac:

Hey G girl likin' your style ...

Get yourself down here and we can take a boat ride in the bay from Mornington Peninsula. But we might just hold off on giving some blokes the bird and get drunk and freaky instead!

Howzat sound?

Jazzy

i have many but a choice pick is the following:

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york.. i lost everybody i was with and wandered off on my todd. i then saw someone working for the neighbouring casino, excalibur, bringing in a load of these giant cakes (id say 3 foot by 2) and they were all fancy and stuff. so me being drunk and helpful decided to help this guy for some reason. so i started taking one of the big cakes too and of course i completely over estimated the weight of the cake and it fell flat on its face splattering everywhere. so then i proceded to dance around in the cake and started kicking it everywhere and doing an impression of the fat fighters one from little britain going "i just love a bit of cake". cake is a slippy substance so i kept falling on and into the cake so i was pretty much covered head to foot in fancy cake. ppl where just looking at wat was going on with very confused expressions on their faces.
i then went back to the apartment and jumped on top of my mate who was in bed still chanting "i just love cake me". my mate didnt know wat the hell was going on and just threw me off. i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up i looked across the room at my cake covered shorts thinking "emm? wat?"

SoWatchaWant

Jazzy wrote: »

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york..

You what?

Jazzy

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You what?

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

zonEEE

going into a nightclub after the pub

Bouncer : have id?

me : no sorry forgot it

Bouncer: how old are you

me : 17

me: aw ****e i mean...

Steve

Jazzy wrote: »

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

Manhattan express rocks as well, did you do it?
I did it pissed one morning and it sobered me up and blew off the hangover in one go!

Firetrap

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Toto Wolfcastle

I do the usual ringing and texting people when drunk thing, but it's never anything majorly regrettable.

It's when I'm only after a couple of drinks and I get brave that the trouble starts. I decided to tell someone the truth at the weekend after a couple of drinks and although what I said was nice, I wish to God that I could take it back! In the message I said I was drunk, which could have given me a get out of jail free card, but then I admitted I wasn't actually drunk.

Stupid other person making me feel like a fool.

Stupid bravery plus ability to still use brain and text is bad.

MizzLolly

I think we're all guilty of drunk texting the ex's!! *snarl* grrr..

But I wrote about my first 'Wii Experience' here before. Where I was really drunk and disorientated. I put my cousin's pyjamas on (backways) and tried to play the Nintendo Wii. It was that bowling game. I was hitting the tv with the controller trying to knock the pins down

I got fed up and said I was going to bed, opened the front door and fell asleep on the step...

Hehehe..

Another time, I was taking a sip but I forget to open my mouth and it spilled all over me... :rolleyes::o

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Did he take you for a spin in his hot wheels?

Firetrap

:eek:

Erm...thankfully not.

Also when I was drunk, I was walking through a public car park on a frosty night. I wrote rubbish in the frost on someone's car using my fingers. It probably wasn't even spelled properly.