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Caption competition

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Victor wrote: »

    "Ah, ya'd like my vote in the next election, would ya? How about this boot in your hole... Mr Cowen!!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    "These shoes were on sale!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    "now Mr Cowan, if you'd just like to put your head on the ground, we can end this nightmare for the whole country"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Irish military hostility probable as Irish premier oversee's the finalizing of the armys goose step.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    "Excuse me Mr. Cowen, is this muck or dog shit?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    "Sorry Seargent there is definately another 10 years in those soles"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    "Now lick my boots, you fat useless bollox"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    "Knowledge Economy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    "If you boys think this is a f*ckin warzone', just wait until you see O' Connell Street next Easter!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    "Sir, boot + harney = epic win"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    (Trooper behind Cowen)
    Ewwwwwwwwwww, dandruff.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "Who's ****ing laughing now Ganley ? "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Mr. Cowen vists the Boards.ie moderator training camp, inspects banning equipment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    "See this , yeah, it's going up your arse "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Nice clean shoes ...wish I could see mine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    invisible harney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    ♫♫♫♫♫


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    ♫♫♫♫♫

    Brilliant :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    You put your left leg in, your left leg out. In out, in out, you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around. That's what it's all about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    The sh!t was this <
    > big

    Is there any left on my boot?


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lt's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the left leg isn't silly at all and the right leg merely does a forward aerial turn every alternate step.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Hehe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I miss the old caption comps from AH of yester'year


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    After administering sleeping pills to the Taoiseach, Run_to_the_Hills thought it would be hilarious to dress up as an Irish soldier and dance to the Macarena while shouting "People Power".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭ian_m


    "They're called recession Kickers?"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "Yes sir, my foot did get lost in Harney's ass!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    "Wow, that new EU army uniform is nice..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "Can you lift your foot higher? This is as low as I can bend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭ZiMZuM


    "Oooo sergeant, what big feet you have;)"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    And this, Taoiseach, is the man who brought down the invisible Harney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    Mr. Cowen, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense! It's one of their proudest traditions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    cutbacks in defense spending: new army personnel carriers unveiled


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 214 ✭✭Msfc


    'Bishop Brennan time' :pac::pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Cowen...."Now hop!!........now bark like a dog!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "No Sir, there definitely is something there. Lean in closer..."


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    "I needs me disabilitee. Me toenails ingrown like. Look"

    or

    -After accidentally using viagra as a suppository, the local gay soldier couldn't quite keep his excitement hidden-


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Officer at back: "I'm sorry Mr. Cowen but you can't haz cheezburger...but this young lieutenant will show you his impression of invizible fenz"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    "Do yourself a favour, don't turn around"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭shivkk06


    Brian Cowen watching as someone else stamps on little people again, and does nothing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    So those boots are made entirely from tainted rashers? Outstanding! But I still think I should have just ate them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    "When asked how cutbacks in funding were affecting Army rations, Private O'Brien shows An Taoiseach what's on the menu for tonight."

    "An Taoiseach suddenly realises why he's been asked to inspect the troops on a frozen river as the military launches its coup"

    "As the Red Arrows perform for Gordon Brown on the other side of the EU camp, An Taoiseach is treated to a display by the cutback-hit Army acrobatics team"

    meh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 jrodd


    Well that cat is dead, but it could be deader!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭ian_m


    Soldier: "I found them on the bargains forum..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Hehe! :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    after the lisbon treaty, the health service, the budget and the banks bailout, Taoiseach cowan accepts with weary resignation that he's about to receive yet another kick in the bollix


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    Yes soldier very clean, I can see my face in 'em......unfortunately


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    (Biffo to Soldier)

    CRUSH CAPITALISM!


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