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Soft porn, why?
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23-12-2008 2:24am#1
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Majority of the time I think soft porn is much more arousing than hardcore. Leaves a little to the imagination. I find scantilly clad women sexier than women who are completely nekkid.
Oh and for the record, I don't watch porn. I just 'think' i'd think like this if I did.
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Creamy Goodness wrote: »right i'll say this as nice and clear as i possibly can.
you're on the ****ing internet use it for it's intended purpose and don't rely on crappy tv to crack one out.
*edit* damn you CM
But it just happens to be on TV, wasn't looking for it... and I know my way around the dark alleyways of the internet!0 -
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Creamy Goodness wrote: »right i'll say this as nice and clear as i possibly can.
you're on the ****ing internet use it for it's intended purpose and don't rely on crappy tv to crack one out.
*edit* damn you CM
I'd listen to this. The user name implies experience...0 -
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OP do you have the song Bohemian Rhapsody* in your music collection? Almost certainly yes.
Do you play it often? Probably not.
Yet if it comes on the radio, you will say "Aw **** yeah I love this song! Turn it up." and start headbanging a la Wayne's World. That is why soft porn can be the shizzle. It's much hotter when porn finds you than when you find porn.
Note that none of this applies to soft porn on the internet btw, just telly. Choosing to look at soft porn on the net is just sick when there's a whole world of albino tranny midget latino donkey porn at your fingertips.
*Substitute whatever well known song you like (although the Wayne's World bit won't make sense anymore). The same thing happens with films. I have Die Hard on DVD but have only watched it once. Yet if it's on telly, I always watch it. 0 -
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OP do you have the song Bohemian Rhapsody* in your music collection? Almost certainly yes.
Do you play it often? Probably not.
Yet if it comes on the radio, you will say "Aw **** yeah I love this song! Turn it up." and start headbanging a la Wayne's World. That is why soft porn can be the shizzle. It's much hotter when porn finds you than when you find porn.
Note that none of this applies to soft porn on the internet btw, just telly. Choosing to look at soft porn on the net is just sick when there's a whole world of albino tranny midget latino donkey porn at your fingertips.
*Substitute whatever well known song you like (although the Wayne's World bit won't make sense anymore). The same thing happens with films. I have Die Hard on DVD but have only watched it once. Yet if it's on telly, I always watch it.
This works!Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.
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OP do you have the song Bohemian Rhapsody* in your music collection? Almost certainly yes.
Do you play it often? Probably not.
Yet if it comes on the radio, you will say "Aw **** yeah I love this song! Turn it up." and start headbanging a la Wayne's World. That is why soft porn can be the shizzle. It's much hotter when porn finds you than when you find porn.
Note that none of this applies to soft porn on the internet btw, just telly. Choosing to look at soft porn on the net is just sick when there's a whole world of albino tranny midget latino donkey porn at your fingertips.
*Substitute whatever well known song you like (although the Wayne's World bit won't make sense anymore). The same thing happens with films. I have Die Hard on DVD but have only watched it once. Yet if it's on telly, I always watch it.
Well, this porn* found me and it's bad... real bad!
*Woman of the Year is the name of it so that no one else can suffer! Oh and I've turned it off now and threw on the Life of Brian...0
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