Am I cool?

Shmuck

I'm twenty four.
I have no friends.
I like "indie music".
My favourite bands are The Libertines, The Beatles and The Coral.
I play the Guitar.
I haven't got a girlfriend.
My penis is 6 and a half inches long and chubby to boot.
I tried weary skinny jeans for a year but my thighs are too fat.
I tried wearing a black and white striped sailor top for a year but I had pigeon nipples so gave it up.
I tried wearing winkle pickers for a year but kept falling over.
I looked everywhere to buy a pair of brogues but could only find a pair with a rubber sole to them.
I bought this pair of brogues (size 11) and looked like a wall bracket.
I now wear normal jeans, sensible tops and trendy trainers.
I like bossy women.
I tend to aim low and go for the less attractive type.
I like watching Supernatural.
I go all D4 voiced when I feel over confident until I realise I'm doing the voice and become shy again.
I bought an old suit and trilby and have never worn either.
I have a Libertines Grenadier jacket that I'm too scared to wear anywhere.
I've never been to a live gig in my life for fear of not "getting" it.
I'm a really good dancer and have excellent rhythm.
I like The View.
I honestly think I'm a proper good looking bloke and can't understand why I don't get more dates.
I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.
I love Disney films.
I quite liked High School Musical.
I didn't like High School Musical 2.
I cry at sad or romantic films.
I find black and asian women really attractive but don't think I could handle an "ethnic relationship".
I've been caught **** at least 5 times but still feel no shame whatsoever.
I never want to get married because I would have no one to be my best man.
Nowadays I'm scared of getting into a long term relationship because she'll find out I have no friends at all.
My voice gets all shaky and quivery when a fight breaks out because I'm so scared of being hit.

Am I cool?

Gummy Panda

No.

You sound like one of my friends. he is very fake

tony1kenobi

Cool as fcuk.

Merry Christmas.

Sharpshooter

But its all me , me , me / so not cool.
This is :cool:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

You're kinda cool

AlmightyCushion

If you have to ask then you are not cool.

Edit: Just seen that you like high school musical. That's not cool, that's just plain gay.

Shmuck

Gummy Panda wrote: »

No.

You sound like one of my friends. he is very fake

maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?

Peared

You think too much.

Don't think so much.

KnifeWRENCH

Am I cool?

You've just asked people on an internet forum if you were cool.
This automatically makes you uncool.

Kiera

Shmuck wrote: »

maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?

The George by the sounds of it.

poisonated

PI perhaps??

KTRIC

Peared wrote: »

You think too much.

Don't think so much.

Thinking's not cool

Tar.Aldarion

I am unaware of your temperature socially inept man.

RxQueen

Zomg your totally cool :pac::cool:

Saibh

Funny username for someone asking if they are cool:rolleyes:

tony1kenobi

Shmuck wrote: »

maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?

In his bedroom because he has no friends like you. Dutch Rudders all round.

themadchef

Really cool people never ask or try, they just are.

Shmuck

poisonated wrote: »

PI perhaps??

Nah, I'd rather get honest answers here than go over there and get told to join a club or take a career break or whatever.

Biggins

Well now to be honest and in my considered opinion...

...aaa frak this! I an't touching this one with a barge pole! I'm outa here rapid!

Shmuck

themadchef wrote: »

Really cool people never ask or try, they just are.

yeah but they'll never know they are cool so whats the point of being cool in the first place if you don't realise you are cool, if you get me

The Bollox

cool people don't need to be told they're cool, so no

Donald-Duck

Not cool, you like high school musical. That will never be cool

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IsMiseConor

Yeah, just don't think. Also try not to think about not thinking because you will actually be thinking and if you keep thinking about thinking your head will explode!

Thinking just messes your head up, just let things flow and everything goes alright, sometimes.

Gummy Panda

Samara Rotten Taxidermist wrote: »

No Samara Rotten Taxidermist!!

That song makes me want to put on a raincoat and go on a murder spree.

jaffa20

All boardsies are uncool

Silenceisbliss

by the sounds of it, you place somewhere between brussle sprouts and him

BroomBurner

Shmuck wrote: »

I have no friends.


I haven't got a girlfriend.


I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.

The last statement may explain the first two.

Or perhaps you're Napoleon Dynamite?

dr.bollocko

Wow man.
Just wow.

b0bsquish

sounds like you have teh ghey.

The guy

OP, as said before if you have to ask, you're not.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

No Frada!!

That song makes me want to put on a raincoat and go on a murder spree.

I got a reservation at Dorsias.

niceirishfella

Cool?

not sure, I just think you need to get out more.

Volvoboy

Op there's better ways to get a ride.

Also, the whole ''Woe is me'' craic dosesnt do if for the wimmmen.

phenomenon

When you say you like the View, do you mean the American show or the Irish one presented by this guy ?

Maybe he could be your friend. But more importantly, whats up with his ears?

Fizman

OP, you are about as cool as a discarded piece of foreskin.




/post circumcision (obviously)

davyjose

If you weren't frightened of being yourself you'd be cool. But you're not, because it seems to me, you think these you've listed things all qualify as cool. Some of them would, if the rest so profoundly didn't.

11811

you sir, are a legend.*











*post may contain traces of sarcasm

galwayguy22

I like to put on my only suit and go out to bars with other suits to pretend I am someone, does that make me cool?

Havermeyer

Does your mother think you're cool?

[Jackass]

You say it like it is. That's kind of cool.

You need people's approval and to tell you - that's not cool.

You don't need friends to be cool. James Dean was a angry loner (probably). He was cool. Plus he had a kick ass death! That made him even cooler.

If you don't give a fu*k and do what you want, and don't care what anybody thinks of you and have unwaiving confidence in yourself despite what anyone thinks, then you will be more cool.

Panthro

ur like a joke telephone,id play with u, but i wouldnt take u too seriously:D

FlutterinBantam

I think the fcuker is cool.

He put it out there.


Schmuck Rocks.

seanybiker

ha ha ha imagine there actually was someone like that. And what the deuce are pigeon nipples

[Jackass]

seanybiker wrote: »

ha ha ha imagine there actually was someone like that. And what the deuce are pigeon nipples

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

The Bollox

is it possible to be hot and cool?

jester77

mehhh...

Epic Tissue

Shmuck wrote: »

I have no friends.

That's because of all those other things you listed. :rolleyes:

Kinetic^

Shmuck wrote: »

Am I cool?

No but you may very well be:

1. a Gay
2. a woman
3. a transexual
4. all of the above

davyjose

Kinetic^ wrote: »

No but you may very well be:

1. a Gay
2. a woman
3. a transexual
4. all of the above

#4 makes him a bloke who likes chicks.

seanybiker

[Jackass] wrote: »

http://reactin.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg

Oh right. Thats just nasty

stepbar

Shmuck wrote: »

I'm twenty four.
I have no friends.
I like "indie music".
My favourite bands are The Libertines, The Beatles and The Coral.
I play the Guitar.
I haven't got a girlfriend.
My penis is 6 and a half inches long and chubby to boot.
I tried weary skinny jeans for a year but my thighs are too fat.
I tried wearing a black and white striped sailor top for a year but I had pigeon nipples so gave it up.
I tried wearing winkle pickers for a year but kept falling over.
I looked everywhere to buy a pair of brogues but could only find a pair with a rubber sole to them.
I bought this pair of brogues (size 11) and looked like a wall bracket.
I now wear normal jeans, sensible tops and trendy trainers.
I like bossy women.
I tend to aim low and go for the less attractive type.
I like watching Supernatural.
I go all D4 voiced when I feel over confident until I realise I'm doing the voice and become shy again.
I bought an old suit and trilby and have never worn either.
I have a Libertines Grenadier jacket that I'm too scared to wear anywhere.
I've never been to a live gig in my life for fear of not "getting" it.
I'm a really good dancer and have excellent rhythm.
I like The View.
I honestly think I'm a proper good looking bloke and can't understand why I don't get more dates.
I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.
I love Disney films.
I quite liked High School Musical.
I didn't like High School Musical 2.
I cry at sad or romantic films.
I find black and asian women really attractive but don't think I could handle an "ethnic relationship".
I've been caught **** at least 5 times but still feel no shame whatsoever.
I never want to get married because I would have no one to be my best man.
Nowadays I'm scared of getting into a long term relationship because she'll find out I have no friends at all.
My voice gets all shaky and quivery when a fight breaks out because I'm so scared of being hit.

Am I cool?

It's (kinda) ok to be Gay. But telling people about it on After Hours.... Weeeell.... is seriously weird. Take it to the Sex and Sexuality Forum!!!!