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Am I cool?

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  • 22-12-2008 11:10pm
    #1
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭


    I'm twenty four.
    I have no friends.
    I like "indie music".
    My favourite bands are The Libertines, The Beatles and The Coral.
    I play the Guitar.
    I haven't got a girlfriend.
    My penis is 6 and a half inches long and chubby to boot.
    I tried weary skinny jeans for a year but my thighs are too fat.
    I tried wearing a black and white striped sailor top for a year but I had pigeon nipples so gave it up.
    I tried wearing winkle pickers for a year but kept falling over.
    I looked everywhere to buy a pair of brogues but could only find a pair with a rubber sole to them.
    I bought this pair of brogues (size 11) and looked like a wall bracket.
    I now wear normal jeans, sensible tops and trendy trainers.
    I like bossy women.
    I tend to aim low and go for the less attractive type.
    I like watching Supernatural.
    I go all D4 voiced when I feel over confident until I realise I'm doing the voice and become shy again.
    I bought an old suit and trilby and have never worn either.
    I have a Libertines Grenadier jacket that I'm too scared to wear anywhere.
    I've never been to a live gig in my life for fear of not "getting" it.
    I'm a really good dancer and have excellent rhythm.
    I like The View.
    I honestly think I'm a proper good looking bloke and can't understand why I don't get more dates.
    I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.
    I love Disney films.
    I quite liked High School Musical.
    I didn't like High School Musical 2.
    I cry at sad or romantic films.
    I find black and asian women really attractive but don't think I could handle an "ethnic relationship".
    I've been caught **** at least 5 times but still feel no shame whatsoever.
    I never want to get married because I would have no one to be my best man.
    Nowadays I'm scared of getting into a long term relationship because she'll find out I have no friends at all.
    My voice gets all shaky and quivery when a fight breaks out because I'm so scared of being hit.

    Am I cool?


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    #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    No.

    You sound like one of my friends. he is very fake


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    #3
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Cool as fcuk.

    Merry Christmas.


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    #4
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    But its all me , me , me / so not cool.
    This is :cool:


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    #5
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    You're kinda cool ;)


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    #6
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    If you have to ask then you are not cool.

    Edit: Just seen that you like high school musical. That's not cool, that's just plain gay.


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    #7
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    No.

    You sound like one of my friends. he is very fake

    maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?


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    #8
    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    You think too much.

    Don't think so much.


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    #9
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Am I cool?

    You've just asked people on an internet forum if you were cool.
    This automatically makes you uncool.


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    #10
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Shmuck wrote: »
    maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?

    The George by the sounds of it.


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    #11
    poisonated
    Registered Users Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    PI perhaps??


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    #12
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Peared wrote: »
    You think too much.

    Don't think so much.


    Thinking's not cool ;)


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    #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I am unaware of your temperature socially inept man.


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    #14
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Zomg your totally cool :pac::cool:


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    #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Funny username for someone asking if they are cool:rolleyes:


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    #16
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Shmuck wrote: »
    maybe me and him could be friends? where does he hang out?


    In his bedroom because he has no friends like you. Dutch Rudders all round.


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    #17
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Really cool people never ask or try, they just are.


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    #18
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    poisonated wrote: »
    PI perhaps??

    Nah, I'd rather get honest answers here than go over there and get told to join a club or take a career break or whatever.


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    #19
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Well now to be honest and in my considered opinion...

    ...aaa frak this! I an't touching this one with a barge pole! I'm outa here rapid!


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    #20
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    themadchef wrote: »
    Really cool people never ask or try, they just are.

    yeah but they'll never know they are cool so whats the point of being cool in the first place if you don't realise you are cool, if you get me


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    #21
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    cool people don't need to be told they're cool, so no


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    #22
    Donald-Duck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    Not cool, you like high school musical. That will never be cool :(


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




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    #24
    IsMiseConor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    Yeah, just don't think. Also try not to think about not thinking because you will actually be thinking and if you keep thinking about thinking your head will explode!

    Thinking just messes your head up, just let things flow and everything goes alright, sometimes.


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    #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Samara Rotten Taxidermist wrote: »

    No Samara Rotten Taxidermist!!

    That song makes me want to put on a raincoat and go on a murder spree.


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    #26
    jaffa20
    Registered Users Posts: 4,517 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    All boardsies are uncool


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    #27
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    by the sounds of it, you place somewhere between brussle sprouts and him


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    #28
    BroomBurner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭BroomBurner


    Shmuck wrote: »

    I have no friends.


    I haven't got a girlfriend.


    I can go for days and not wash but still smells quite nice.


    The last statement may explain the first two.

    Or perhaps you're Napoleon Dynamite?


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    #29
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wow man.
    Just wow.


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    #30
    b0bsquish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭b0bsquish


    sounds like you have teh ghey.


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    #31
    The guy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    OP, as said before if you have to ask, you're not.
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    No Frada!!

    That song makes me want to put on a raincoat and go on a murder spree.

    I got a reservation at Dorsias.


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