What's it called?

FX Meister

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

K-Bowie

Pervert

sam34

frotteurism

Biggins

Pre-arrest!

FX Meister

sam34 wrote: »

frotteurism

That's it. Nice one.

Jimbo

Im pretty sure it's Sexual Assault

FX Meister

But what if I do it just for kicks and not to achieve sexual arousal? Is it still classed as frotteurism?

sam34

FX Meister wrote: »

That's it. Nice one.

no problem. i'm a psychiatrist, thats how i know things like that, not from personal experience

sam34

FX Meister wrote: »

But what if I do it just for kicks and not to achieve sexual arousal? Is it still classed as frotteurism?

i think the definition of it is deriving sexual pleasure from it. i cant remember exactly though.


/how soon before thread is locked?

WoollyRedHat

sam34 wrote: »

no problem. i'm a psychiatrist, thats how i know things like that, not from personal experience

What, people go to you expressing their want to rub up against someone in a crowd or such?

Ass against the wall so..

And besides, there's a pole, that's what that's for right?!

sam34

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

What, people go to you expressing their want to rub up against someone in a crowd or such?
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it's classed as a disorder of sexual preference, or a "paraphilia".

i've only ever read about it, never seen a patient with it.

FX Meister

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

What, people go to you expressing their want to rub up against someone in a crowd or such?

Ass against the wall so..

And besides, there's a pole, that's what that's for right?!

Whats the ass against the wall comment about?

sam34

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

What, people go to you expressing their want to rub up against someone in a crowd or such?

and i suppose these people are more likely to be seen by a psychiatrist if they're being prosecuted for it, rather than just deciding themselves that they want to see someone about it

Berty

How about doing a double tap on some young ones breasteses.

You are in a packed bar and you stuck your elbow out behind you all very nonchalant about it of course and when "they" try to squeeze past your elbow kneads the first breast drops into the cleavage and then gets a "go" off the other.

Or walk through a bar with your palm outwards by your side for ass feels(women for me only of course)

What about the girl who was cutting my hair recently whilst rubbing her fetus into my sides when leaning in. LOL

Wominz

WoollyRedHat

To protect myself, like when the bus is full

FX Meister

sam34 wrote: »

and i suppose these people are more likely to be seen by a psychiatrist if they're being prosecuted for it, rather than just deciding themselves that they want to see someone about it

Quite often someone can be suffering with a disorder without realising it themselves.

Redpunto

voyourism, billy never had a girlfriendism, virginism, gonna get a slap in the facism.

FX Meister

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

To protect myself, like when the bus is full

Sounds like you suffer from a little bit of homophobia perhaps?

FX Meister

Redpunto wrote: »

voyourism, billy never had a girlfriendism, virginism, gonna get a slap in the facism.

I think you meant voyeurism, and that involves watching and not touching

walshb

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

Ask Gerry Ryan, he'd get a kick out of that!:D

stovelid

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

Being a bell-end?

MagicMarker

Damn frotteurists.

deise_boi

Pretty sure it's grinding...... and it's perverted :pac:

themadchef

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd?

No idea what it's called, but if she turns round, smiles and gives you that look, I bet you'd sh1t your pants :P

WoollyRedHat

FX Meister wrote: »

Sounds like you suffer from a little bit of homophobia perhaps?

First off, I was joking and secondly I didn't mention a particular sex. Sorry if it came off as being homophobic to you.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Dry hump...

Switcharoo

My masseuse rubs her gee off my elbow. It's pretty cool.

marbar

and now it's a question of etiquette
do i give him the ass or the crotch?

Local Goddess

Ba Ha hahahahaha, that is very very weird and scary:eek:

Kintarō Hattori

This is definetly the freakiest AH thread in a long time. Congrats OP................. backs away very slowly.

Fizman

Like Xavier said, I reckon its a form of dry hump. A little more subtle than what you'd do to someone on a dancfloor.

BroomBurner

Switcharoo wrote: »

My masseuse rubs her gee off my elbow. It's pretty cool.

Sorry to go off topic, but WTF does one do when getting a massage and the need to fart arises?

AH (and this thread) may not be the best place to ask about social etiquitte, but noone writes this shít down!

Tomohawk

To answer the OP's question, it's called frotteurism, very popular on the old rushhour Dart I imagine!

Earthhorse

Round our way they call it "doing an FX Meister".

useful_contacts

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

grinding

sam34

Tomohawk wrote: »

To answer the OP's question, it's called frotteurism, very popular on the old rushhour Dart I imagine!

check out post number 3

Kinetic^

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

Arousing.

muffler

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

FBB its called for short. Why not try it with me sometime and you will find out. FBB = Face Badly Bruised

dSTAR

I was visiting my dentist the other week and she was pressing her boobs very hard against the side of my head as she was probing my mouth with various dental implements. It was strangely arousing. I will be making regular dental visits from now on even though I have had an aversion to them heretofore. Is this some kind of weird fetish I have just hit on?

iPlop

FX Meister wrote: »

What's it called when you rub your crotch against someone deliberately on a tain/bus or in a crowd? I know there's a term for it but I just can't remember what is is right now. Anyone know?

Tea -Bagging

Darragh29

sam34 wrote: »

no problem. i'm a psychiatrist...

Can you tell me what a tracker mortgage is???

FX Meister

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

First off, I was joking and secondly I didn't mention a particular sex. Sorry if it came off as being homophobic to you.

A lot of people make homophobic remarks without realising they are being homophobic. It's just something you should think about a little more in future.

deise_boi wrote: »

Pretty sure it's grinding...... and it's perverted :pac:

Nope, grinding is a type of dance involving simulated sex.

muffler wrote: »

FBB its called for short. Why not try it with me sometime and you will find out. FBB = Face Badly Bruised

The point is that you wouldn't realise it's happening. Do you solve all your problems with violence. That sounds a little ignorant and enforces stereotypes about people where you are from.

Septic Leper wrote: »

Tea -Bagging

Nope, that's placing your balls in someones mouth when they are sleeping.

Darragh29 wrote: »

Can you tell me what a tracker mortgage is???

A tracker mortgage is similar to a standard variable rate mortgage. However, there is one key difference. A tracker mortgage 'tracks' the European Central Bank (ECB) rates. The benefit is that it commits .the lender to keeping their 'margin' under a certain level

likely_lass

happened to me on the french "luas" when i was about 12, some dirty old perv, the thing was packed and my parents were too far away so i just screamed perv and stamped on his foot,

weirdo got off at the next stop

im still pretty proud of that moment

muffler

FX Meister wrote: »

The point is that you wouldn't realise it's happening. Do you solve all your problems with violence. That sounds a little ignorant and enforces stereotypes about people where you are from.

I dont normally but in your case I'd make an exception.

I see you're still trolling

FX Meister

Not really, just posting a thread in after hours that I was curious about. You want us all to stivk to talking about what you want to talk about?

Sharpshooter

muffler wrote: »

I dont normally but in your case I'd make an exception.

I see you're still trolling

FX Meister wrote: »

Not really, just posting a thread in after hours that I was curious about. You want us all to stivk to talking about what you want to talk about?

Now, now , don't be rubbing muffler up the wrong way.:D

Redpunto

FX Meister wrote: »

I think you meant voyeurism, and that involves watching and not touching

are you an english teacher or just someone whos pedantic :-p

Zynks

Berty wrote: »

What about the girl who was cutting my hair recently whilst rubbing her fetus into my sides when leaning in. LOL

Wominz

HOW!?!

http://www.google.ie/search?rlz=1C1CHMG_en-GBIE291IE303&aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define:fetus

staker

sam34 wrote: »

frotteurism

that's a brilliant word

Bob the Builder

sam34, you must be pretty busy with this recession...
Was talking to a counsellor in galway the other day who I know, and he said that he' one of the few people who actually get busier during a recession...

FX Meister

staker wrote: »

that's a brilliant word

And it's french so when it's pronounced properly it sounds pretty sexy