People who say they p**sed somewhere when drunk?

Riddle101

I don't really get why people say things like they were out and were drunk and p**sed on the Dancefloor or on the bar, or somewhere people tend to be. I mean seriously it dosen't exactly make the person who did it look cool or anything, it just makes them look like complete knobheads. Not to mention they're losing their dignity and self respect by doing it. Was talking to a guy in college the other day and he said he p**sed on the dancefloor when he was drunk in a specific nightclub and i was thinking, are you serious man? i hope you do realise that other people are there too and have to see that happening. So why do they do it? just to get a laugh or because they just want to say they did something crazy?

Fizman

Sh1tting on a strangers car bonnet.

I best leave it at that.

robby^5

Awww he pissed on the dancefloor? Deadly! What a legend!

Riddle101

Fizman wrote: »

Sh1tting on a strangers car bonnet.

I best leave it at that.

Did you have toilet roll?

Sharpshooter

Thats a wee bit crazy , maybe they just went out and got pi**ed.

Saibh

Are you taking the p**s?:rolleyes:

mayordenis

depends if it's a golden shower type situation or not.

Flipz4Rollz

My friend pissed in his neighbours sink in college, It was disguisting!

GirlInterrupted

Riddle101 wrote: »

I don't really get why people say things like they were out and were drunk and p**sed on the Dancefloor or on the bar, or somewhere people tend to be. I mean seriously it dosen't exactly make the person who did it look cool or anything, it just makes them look like complete knobheads. Not to mention they're losing their dignity and self respect by doing it. Was talking to a guy in college the other day and he said he p**sed on the dancefloor when he was drunk in a specific nightclub and i was thinking, are you serious man? i hope you do realise that other people are there too and have to see that happening. So why do they do it? just to get a laugh or because they just want to say they did something crazy?

They do it, and they admit it, because they have no sense of personal dignity, no personal pride or integrity, and no regard for the sensiblities of those around them.

And if they think it makes them look cool then they are also lacking in grey matter too. That behaviour is absolutely revolting.

Sharpshooter

Saibh wrote: »

Are you taking the p**s?:rolleyes:

More like distributing it willy nilly.

Fizman

Riddle101 wrote: »

Did you have toilet roll?

I added the "I best leave it at that" for a reason!

oztots

Fizman wrote: »

Sh1tting on a strangers car bonnet.

I best leave it at that.

Friend of mine loves to put the toilet seat down and land one there. Sees it as disabling the toilet and creating havoc.

RxQueen

*shudder* was out on night with my friend and we where in this pub and where chatting away at the bar, next I feel something spilling on my leg thought it was a drink , but no it was some on pissing up against the bar, i told the barman and the guy got thrown out ! , meh *shudders*

Shacklebolt

I pissed out a third floor window once just for the thrill of seeing it continue to flow for several seconds after I had stopped.

I have a friend who pi$ses his pants every time he's drunk, needless to say he doesn't get invited to sleepovers.

I also have another friend who was in my house for a party years ago and when I walked into my kitchen he was butt naked, willy in hand, about to piddle into my fridge :eek:

Sharpshooter

Deleted User wrote: »

I have a friend who pi$ses his pants every time he's drunk, needless to say he doesn't get invited to sleepovers.

I also have another friend who was in my house for a party years ago and when I walked into my kitchen he was butt naked, willy in hand, about to piddle into my fridge :eek:

lol , please tell me you shouted " FREEZE ".
I would have.

Krieg

I have come across this once. A guy I worked with out of the blue decided to tell me that him and his mates the night previous had whipped out and pissed at the same time while sitting at the table.

He made it sound like it was one of his greatest achievements.

ekissane

I know a guy who pissed on the keys of an ATM only to realise next morning that they are monitored by CCTV. He was bricking it for weeks!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Flipz4Rollz wrote: »

My friend pissed in his neighbours sink in college, It was disguisting!

we lived with a total w*nker one year in college. He was gone for a week and left his bedroom door unlocked for the week. We were drinking in the house that week and one of the lads (a regular poster on boards!!), pulled back the sheets on his bed.......and pissed all over his bed!!

I know a guy who pissed on the keys of an ATM only to realise next morning that they are monitored by CCTV. He was bricking it for weeks!

same guy also did that!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

He likes a whisky drink.... He likes a larger drink... And when he has to pee.... He'll use the kitchen sink...

Ross_Mahon

Saibh wrote: »

Are you taking the p**s?:rolleyes:

Are you extracting the urine?

qz

I pissed in a chest of drawers in a mate's house once, I told him I was going to do it. I didn't know however that it was to be moved upstairs the next day :pac:

I think three girls moved it too, sorry ladies.

(PS wee spills through the cracks in chests of drawers, apparently)

likely_lass

had to bring a mate home on several occasions for pissing his pants, needles to say his mother wasnt too fond of me


dont understand how a drunk man pisses himself seriously all he has to do is pull it out?

same guy also pisses upstairs on a full bus once

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

likely_lass wrote: »

same guy also pisses upstairs on a full bus once

I had to take a leek in westmorland street while waiting for the night link, but who hasnt taken a piss there, the smell of piss at westmorland street is unreal!

spareman

Im a bus driver and have had piss spill from the cab roof on top of me after 4 women pissed in the upper saloon, not a nice experiance, Worst thing was controler wanted me to continue working my shift:eek:

Krieg

spareman wrote: »

Im a bus driver and have had piss spill from the cab roof on top of me after 4 women pissed in the upper saloon, not a nice experiance, Worst thing was controler wanted me to continue working my shift:eek:

Im not even sure how to comment on that

Dave!

I don't know anybody who p*sses on the dancefloor....strange friends you have.

On a related note, got talking to some reasonably attractive lady in the Village (pub in Dublin). Was only talking to her about 5 minutes when she deemed it necessary to tell me about some time she was in New York and she took a p*ss outside her hotel... and the doorman (who could apparantly see her plainly) pointed out that she could be seen on CCTV I'm not sure that there's ever a good time to tell someone that.... Not sure why you would volunteer that information anyway!

We've been together 5 years now.

Dennis the Stone

oztots wrote: »

Friend of mine loves to put the toilet seat down and land one there. Sees it as disabling the toilet and creating havoc.

Is your friend Brian Lenihan? Because that's something I'd imagine him doing...

extopia

Piss is sterile. So nothing to worry about. Getting your langer / flaps out in public though, that's a different story.

AckwelFoley

Nov 21th 2007

nashua, new hampshire

twas my birthday, 3am left pub with mates, shattered drunk. Decided to pull him out and pish off the main bridge. Turned around mid flow, there were 6 cops and 3 squadies behind me..

RoundyMooney

Continue.

You can't leave it hanging, as it were.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

extopia wrote: »

Piss is sterile. So nothing to worry about. Getting your langer / flaps out in public though, that's a different story.

Suppose you wouldn't mind getting someone elses piss on you then???

g.quagmire

On the bus to Slane years ago and a buddy pissed in a bottle threw it out one of those skylights on the roof and no word of a lie it rolled down the outside and came back in the drivers skylight and splashed all over him.Every single person on the bus was thrown off.