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  • 15-12-2008 1:38pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭


    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,989 ✭✭✭patrickc


    and your broadcasting this why? so they can come and shoot you for it back.. erm likely story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    How long before we see links to reports of bank robberies in Dublin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    thelurch wrote: »
    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M

    Did it have a big $ sign in green on the front of it too ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    It's only monopoly money and a brick in the bag, take a look! You've been had!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    thelurch wrote: »
    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M
    Typical taxi driver, full of shíte.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Trollip


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    The above post confirms taxi drivers are full of sh!te. With a "Bit of Luck" you'll have a shower :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Did it have a big $ sign in green on the front of it too ?

    Or "SWAG", a popular alternative.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    I wonder if they were dressed in black and white and ran off on their tiptoes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    thelurch wrote: »
    If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it

    LOL you deserve all the abuse thrown at you. I'm sure each Garda station has a special "Money Burning Oven" :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    thelurch wrote: »
    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M


    Aren't you the same guy who found a bag of cash and drugs when you were out jogging?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    thelurch wrote: »
    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M


    Yes, so you post in on a public forum, where your name, email and phone number are available for anyone who is smart enough to use the search function.


    Wow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    Jesus, I am not full of ****e, I am full of cash !! You lot are just bitter, I would say Enjoy it, but you are bitter because you would do the same thing and keep it, Lets be honest here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    oeb wrote: »
    Yes, so you post in on a public forum, where your name, email and phone number are available for anyone who is smart enough to use the search function.


    Wow.
    I never post my real name, on the web, never have, never will, the search function will only reveal what I have put in...Dimwit !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    thelurch wrote: »
    Jesus, I am not full of ****e, I am full of cash !! You lot are just bitter, I would say Enjoy it, but you are bitter because you would do the same thing and keep it, Lets be honest here

    Yes lets! Anyone who believes the OPs story, PM* me I have a bridge you might be interested in buying! Honestly!









    *Don't bother, I'll just abuse you!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It's still pretty easy to track somebody down though.

    Oh yeah, what ever happened to that dude that found money when he moved into a flat?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    thelurch wrote: »
    I never post my real name, on the web, never have, never will, the search function will only reveal what I have put in...Dimwit !!
    Ever heard of an IP address?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Pictures? :D I've Never seen that much money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Your name is Mark.

    Your 5 year old will be with your for Christmas staying in a temporary rented accomadation.

    The fourth and last digit of your phone number are both 2.

    All from posts you made on boards mate.

    Now, stop trolling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I guess Karomas ban didn't take. **


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    Pics or gtfo.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    thelurch - you're giving away so much more information than you think. Your IP# is logged, your email address is logged. These alone could track you down pretty easily ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Dragan wrote: »
    Your name is Mark.

    Your 5 year old will be with your for Christmas staying in a temporary rented accomadation.

    The fourth and last digit of your phone number are both 2.

    All from posts you made on boards mate.

    Now, stop trolling.

    Don't forget he's €25k in debt and knows how to take money out of ATM's using a Sky card... "Dont know why I bother, Tech Phobes, I work in the bank, I programme the machines, So F@ck off and carry on Last tip I post here, I had swiped a card through the main reader and put it nationwide, So Game off, Night...Cancelled. Gob****es.", lol Walter Mitty.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055376208


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    thelurch wrote: »
    As a Dublin Taxi driver, I picked up 2 guys going to South inner city, They started to fight in the car and 1 chased another into a block of flats, I legged it and now have a lovely bag of cash , which they forgot, Think about 80k ! If i hand it into the garda they will only burn it, Better me enjoy it than they burn it...all used notes too !! M


    Did you quit your job in the bank?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=57228513#post57228513


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Plus if there is indeed 80,000euro missing, then the dozens of guards that actively use this forum would only be too happy to find it ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    Dragan wrote: »
    Your name is Mark.

    Your 5 year old will be with your for Christmas staying in a temporary rented accomadation.

    The fourth and last digit of your phone number are both 2.

    All from posts you made on boards mate.

    Now, stop trolling.
    No !! I can track you if u wish, got the ph no wrong too. If anyone can tell me who I am I will give 100euro to temple St Hosp. And I will give it to u so u can send it for me. Fair ? That applies to all boards users, The first to give me a DOB and my adress will get 100 euro for temple st, I am sure I have left loads of stuff on the web over the years, So track me, if you right I will be honest and hand over the cash...So Boardsies Go !!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Did it have a big $ sign in green on the front of it too ?


    I bet its not money....it's spiders!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Another fine example of an apt choice of username.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    Plus if there is indeed 80,000euro missing, then the dozens of guards that actively use this forum would only be too happy to find it ..

    They cant take whats spent !! Plus I took a flight 2day to somewhere warm !! Ahhhh


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    thelurch wrote: »
    No !! I can track you if u wish, got the ph no wrong too. If anyone can tell me who I am I will give 100euro to temple St Hosp. And I will give it to u so u can send it for me. Fair ? That applies to all boards users, The first to give me a DOB and my adress will get 100 euro for temple st, I am sure I have left loads of stuff on the web over the years, So track me, if you right I will be honest and hand over the cash...So Boardsies Go !!
    We can't tell who you are. But if what you say is true then the proper authorities would have absolutely no touble finding out who you are.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    thelurch wrote: »
    No !! I can track you if u wish, got the ph no wrong too. If anyone can tell me who I am I will give 100euro to temple St Hosp. And I will give it to u so u can send it for me. Fair ? That applies to all boards users, The first to give me a DOB and my adress will get 100 euro for temple st, I am sure I have left loads of stuff on the web over the years, So track me, if you right I will be honest and hand over the cash...So Boardsies Go !!


    I think you should donate the whole thing to the Santa Strike Force or else you should be sitebanned...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭jdivision


    Let me guess, if I pay you E8k upfront and then allow you to deposit it in my bank account you'll give me half?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    thelurch wrote: »
    They cant take whats spent !!

    But can't they take what it was spent on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    thelurch wrote: »
    No !! I can track you if u wish, got the ph no wrong too. If anyone can tell me who I am I will give 100euro to temple St Hosp. And I will give it to u so u can send it for me. Fair ? That applies to all boards users, The first to give me a DOB and my adress will get 100 euro for temple st, I am sure I have left loads of stuff on the web over the years, So track me, if you right I will be honest and hand over the cash...So Boardsies Go !!

    roflmao.JPG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    Fizman wrote: »
    Another fine example of an apt choice of username.
    Look at ur own name Fitzman ? Sounds a bit gay ? are you a taker or a giver ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Pics or it didn't happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    But can't they take what it was spent on?
    Maybe I gambled it or ****ed it into the liffey ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    thelurch wrote: »
    Maybe I gambled it or ****ed it into the liffey ?
    Well that would make you a moron.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    thelurch wrote: »
    No !! I can track you if u wish, got the ph no wrong too. If anyone can tell me who I am I will give 100euro to temple St Hosp. And I will give it to u so u can send it for me. Fair ? That applies to all boards users, The first to give me a DOB and my adress will get 100 euro for temple st, I am sure I have left loads of stuff on the web over the years, So track me, if you right I will be honest and hand over the cash...So Boardsies Go !!

    If i got it wrong it's only because you can't type mate.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58008403&postcount=1

    Now, less of your attention seeking garbage please.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Dragan wrote: »
    If i got it wrong it's only because you can't type mate.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58008403&postcount=1

    Now, less of your attention seeking garbage please.

    And for anyone too lazy to click on a link...
    Hi all, looking to rent a lovely 1 bed apt..not a bedsit !! from mid dec to end of feb, has to be in Dublin 3, 7, or 9, , Having my 5 yr old son for christmas. anyone interested in a short term let,I will leave it spotless
    Mark 0872152632, thanks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    But can't they take what it was spent on?
    How can you take away a , say a massage, or 1 hours helicopter flight ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    thelurch wrote: »
    Look at ur own name Fitzman ? Sounds a bit gay ? are you a taker or a giver ?

    Look again yourself. Its Fizman. Oh and for the record i'm very comfortable with my sexuality. In fact i'm so comfortable, it may make you feel a little uncomfortable!

    I'm quasi-sexual you see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Dragan wrote: »
    If i got it wrong it's only because you can't type mate.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58008403&postcount=1

    Now, less of your attention seeking garbage please.

    Mwhahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    There's thick, and then there's thick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭thelurch


    And for anyone too lazy to click on a link...
    Good work, but that was a mobi, that was purchased without id, Tell me more and I really will be impressed !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Remember the last time you found money, MarinoMark?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A friend of mine, Pat Bollock-ripper, knee-capper McGinty was in a cab and lost a bag of cash that he was taking to St Vincent De Paul. He is offering a "reward" to the finder i.e. a free pair of concrete wellies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    thelurch wrote: »
    How can you take away a , say a massage, or 1 hours helicopter flight ?

    Easy, you just remind the person who is posting about it on boards.ie that it never really happened.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    You own or used to own a Toyota Caldina / Carina E estate import, with meter and wired for a roof sign - which had received fines

    Wouldn't be the hardest to track down ownership details...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    step 1
    get a kind admin to give you the ip
    step 2
    get one of the many eircom teckies to give you the address of the ip in questions
    step 3
    arrive at house with cake or pie


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