Which is worse on a woman.....

The_Minister

A mustache or hairy armpits?
Two of the nastiest, most unattractive things a woman can have.


I think hairy armpits. But, on general principle, women should only have hair in two places.

Just FYI, this thread was inspired by an unfortunate young girl who was done up to the nines and sporting a lush knacker-tache that anyone called Damo would be proud of.

MagicMarker

Women have hair everywhere.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ladies Longue tbh.

AnonoBoy

MagicMarker wrote: »

Women have hair everywhere.

Not on their elbows they don't.

Kiera

Elsie Shapely Crib wrote: »

Ladies Longue tbh.

Are you nuts? He’d be eaten alive.

OH I see where you are going with this….. Yes try the LL OP

6th

Elsie Shapely Crib wrote: »

Ladies Longue tbh.

I love that you mixed Lounge and Tongue :pac:

Oh and hairy pits would be worse. I mean a 'tash can be subtle but they may not notice but hairy under arms is a conscious decission.

PurpleBerry

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Not on their elbows they don't.

I do

Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

He’d be eaten alive.

Eaten alive by a Lounge full of Ladies? Sounds sechsy

Not if I can post it there before you OP!


/runs away to LL

The_Minister

Well, that sounds like impartial, sound advice.


Still.....

/gently puts hand into Ladies Lounge

/waits a minute

/pulls back bleeding stump

Fizman

A penis is worse. I've found i've reacted in far more extreme ways to this than coming across a ronnie or a under arm rain forest.

The Real B-man

Should be like Manx cats??? what no tails

Turd Ferguson

Fizman wrote: »

A penis is worse. I've found i've reacted in far more extreme ways to this than coming across a ronnie or a under arm rain forest.

Who is the Ronnie and why were you giving him bukkake? :rolleyes:

BroomBurner

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Who is the Ronnie and why were you giving him bukkake? :rolleyes:

It ain't a bukkake if it's the Fizman on his own.

Fizman, what kind of crowd do you hang with? :eek:

TerrorFirmer

Mustache is way worse. Bit of underarm hair wouldn't particularly bother me provided it wasn't out of control but a Burt Reynolds...No. Just no.

Stheno

The Real B-man wrote: »

Should be like Manx cats??? what no tails

Maybe he meant Sphynx cats?

The_Minister

Which are the bald cats?

Manx, right?

/goes to wikipedia.

Fizman

BroomBurner wrote: »

It ain't a bukkake if it's the Fizman on his own.

Oh I can do Bukkake solo. In fact i've just completed a book about it. Published in spring '09.

Fizman, what kind of crowd do you hang with? :eek:

For want of a better word, lets just call them 'interesting' shall we!

:pac:

longshanks

nah, manx are tailless cats. its those egyptian sphinx boyo's that are hairless

Stheno

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_(cat)

Fizman

The_Minister wrote: »

Which are the bald cats?

Manx, right?

/goes to wikipedia.

Aren't Manx the ones with no tail and reside on the Isle of Man?
I spent a week there when I was about 8/9 yrs old.

The little buggers don't react nicely when you try to procreate with them!

FlutterinBantam

I like a good thicket around the mindge my self, soaks up the gee suet and it doesn't look like a baby dribbling:P

The_Minister

Thanks guys.

Could a mod change the poll option to Sphinx, and not Manx?

Ross_Mahon

Hairy legs

http://www.veet.ie/

Get it sorted

BroomBurner

Fizman wrote: »

Oh I can do Bukkake solo. In fact i've just completed a book about it. Published in spring '09.



:pac:

Will the book be accompanied by a dvd? Need to start thinking of Christmas presents for next year

The Real B-man

The_Minister wrote: »

Which are the bald cats?

Manx, right?

/goes to wikipedia.

Manx = No Tails

Kiera

Neesa wrote: »

I do

You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?

The_Minister

Kiera wrote: »

You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?

Ah, chronic masturbation.

An excellent diagnosis.

Fizman

BroomBurner wrote: »

Will the book be accompanied by a dvd? Need to start thinking of Christmas presents for next year

It certainly will my friend. The DVD was actually created months ago, long before the book. I just left a camera rolling in my basement over the summer and captured whatever goings on that took place.

The book is a detailed synopsis of what is seen on the DVD, and has many tips for those adventurous folk out there. There will be a special Easter edition on its release. The contents of the egg is a 'surprise', but lets just say its topical.

RRP $69.69.

Das Kitty

Kiera wrote: »

You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?

Everyone has hair follicles on their elbows, the hairs usually get worn off which is why you don't think you have any. As you get older the hair follicles die off on elbows, shins and tops of the feet etc.

Palms of hands, soles of feet and lips are the only areas of external skin that have no hair follicles

Kiera

Das Kitty wrote: »

Everyone has hair follicles on their elbows, the hairs usually get worn off which is why you don't think you have any. As you get older the hair follicles die off on elbows, shins and tops of the feet etc.

Palms of hands, soles of feet and lips are the only areas of external skin that have no hair follicles

You're no fun!

monkeyfudge

The_Minister wrote: »

Thanks guys.

Could a mod change the poll option to Sphinx, and not Manx?

Yep. Change it. No body would want a tailless women, so it's a pointless question.

Fizman

Das Kitty wrote: »

Everyone has hair follicles on their elbows, the hairs usually get worn off which is why you don't think you have any. As you get older the hair follicles die off on elbows, shins and tops of the feet etc.

Palms of hands, soles of feet and lips are the only areas of external skin that have no hair follicles

Try the top half of your index finger. That area has a few little hairs on the others, whereas its bald as an eagle on my index.

Kold

The_Minister wrote: »

I think hairy armpits. But, on general principle, women should only have hair in two places.

Her head and her eyebrow/eyelash area. Yes. I agree.

Fizman

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. Change it. No body would want a tailless women, so it's a pointless question.

I like my pussy to be of the tailless variety personally.


EDIT:ALthough earlier posts of mine slightly contradict my point.

Das Kitty

Kiera wrote: »

You're no fun!

I was just imagining the poor divil trying to shave her elbows and maiming herself.

:pac:

Das Kitty

Fizman wrote: »

Try the top half of your index finger. That area has a few little hairs on the others, whereas its bald as an eagle on my index.

I told you you shouldn't stick it up there.


(actually though probably from shoving it in your gob a lot as a child, I still have a few stray ones on my left index finger but my right one is baldy)

LolaLuv

I saw a very sexy man making out with an average-looking woman with a 'stache on the LUAS the other day. She was French, so I guess he let it slide.

Kold

PillyPen wrote: »

I saw a very sexy man making out with an average-looking woman with a 'stache on the LUAS the other day. She was French, so I guess he let it slide.

They're called gays.

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

You have hair on your elbows? How very odd. Have you got that checked? Do you have hairy palms too?

You can masturbate with your elbows?

[goes to check]

Ow, I heard something crack.

Nodin

The_Minister wrote: »

A mustache or hairy armpits?
Two of the nastiest, most unattractive things a woman can have.


I think hairy armpits. But, on general principle, women should only have hair in two places.

Just FYI, this thread was inspired by an unfortunate young girl who was done up to the nines and sporting a lush knacker-tache that anyone called Damo would be proud of.

The former financial director of my place had a ginormous (what I believe is called a) Mons Pubis, which resembled the prow of a nuclear powered Ice Breaker. Well, we think it was a Mons Pubis anyway....I thought she could have carried a pint on top of it.

Irishcrx

I saw an awful one the weekend, girl was a bit of a cracker from the back then she turned around and had a massive Ronnie on her, was revolting...really wanted to say something but I thought the drink was better in her glass than over my head..

The worst is when you serve an old woman with a full goatee. Scary. You try to keep eye-contact but everything blurs against those.. grey hairs sticking out from her chin.

lottodrink

They are both rotten.. Hairy chest would be worse tho lol

AckwelFoley

The thing i dislike the most on a woman is a penis.. If its not my one

boring_job_guy

i don't think hairy armpits ar that bad. I'd rather a woman with hairy armpits than hairy arms, legs, chest, face, back , ass-crack, pretty much everywhere cept top of head and pubic area.

Mc Love

Moustache or even light stubble on woman aint nice! feels horrible kissing women with light stubble!

1mcampo1

Hairy feet would be a bit weird... :P

Berty

I wanted to "have a go off" my girlfriends sister (oh didnt we all? - [disclaimer] not my girlfriends sister, your girflriends sister ) until one day she stretched and had black hairy armpits. I will never look at her the same way again. Now Im wondering what other parts of herself does she neglect.

Dirty ass, dirty front ass, hairy front ass, hairy back ass. Head frying just thinking of it.

And she has such a nice bottom as well.

AckwelFoley

Front ass.
You wont get laid calling it that.
Women prefer when you call it a 'c*nt'

boring_job_guy

Berty wrote: »

I wanted to "have a go off" my girlfriends sister (oh didnt we all? - [disclaimer] not my girlfriends sister, your girflriends sister ) until one day she stretched and had black hairy armpits. I will never look at her the same way again. Now Im wondering what other parts of herself does she neglect.

Dirty ass, dirty front ass, hairy front ass, hairy back ass. Head frying just thinking of it.

And she has such a nice bottom as well.

oh i see..... you prefer the pre-pubescent look. say no more

(perhaps a trip to 4chan is in order)

boring_job_guy

snyper wrote: »

Front ass.
You wont get laid calling it that.
Women prefer when you call it a 'c*nt'

not the women he's after (see above post).