Library Tottie

RandolphEsq

2nd floor (James Joyce) for me has the best looking girls. I have spent 2 to 3 days on each floor to come to this conclusion.
It makes the library bearable, especially where I sit; the main door entrance so I can watch them strut along.

Worst floor; engineering by quite a bit. Sorry engineers

dyl10

I must comment, I spent a few days in the UL library last week and sadly, for quality UL > UCD

Sorry UCD:o

Stabshauptmann

These types of threads are weird and part of the reason online discussion boards and irc have a negative stereotype.

Still though, there almost worth it, on the off chance that someone gets a monumental schooling. For example

33% God

This is mildly creepy. Particularly the fact that you spent time trying to discover which floors were best.

passive

Yeah... creepy... *wanders to 2nd floor*

Thomas_S_Hunterson

BrightEyes wrote:

2nd floor (James Joyce) for me has the best looking girls. I have spent 2 to 3 days on each floor to come to this conclusion.
It makes the library bearable, especially where I sit; the main door entrance so I can watch them strut along.

Worst floor; engineering by quite a bit. Sorry engineers

Kaptain Redeye wrote:

Still though, there almost worth it, on the off chance that someone gets a monumental schooling.

/subscribes

clickerfingers

i wish the same could be said for the guys on level two

dyl10

Although I've never been, I always assumed the health sciences library would be an eye-full :pac:

33% God

clickerfingers wrote: »

i wish the same could be said for the guys on level two

clickerfingers

no offence intended!!!!!

33% God

clickerfingers wrote: »

no offence intended!!!!!

It's ok. Your post made me feel insecure but I rang my Mam and she said that I am attractive :cool:

clickerfingers

haha as long as your mum thinks so your doing okay!!

Frisbee

This thread = Fail
Why?
You used the word 'tottie'

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Frisbee wrote: »

This thread = Fail
Why?
You used the word 'tottie'

Inasmuch as this thread is fail, tottie is an excellent word

RandolphEsq

Frisbee wrote: »

This thread = Fail
Why?
You used the word 'tottie'

Tomato, tomato. What do you think college is for? College girls = the reason college is so good.
Nit-picking on frivolities does not shelter the truth of your obsessiveness; gay or else, more likely, too cool for school.

33% God wrote: »

This is mildly creepy. Particularly the fact that you spent time trying to discover which floors were best.

If I am going to be in the library for several hours a day, it is crucial that in the occasional, and I stress occasional, looking around I like to have nice things to look at.

dyl10

Here's an example of this thread working and being very amusing on another board

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055435447

Why are UCD people so boring sometimes?

Frisbee

BrightEyes wrote: »

Tomato, tomato. What do you think college is for? College girls = the reason college is so good.
Nit-picking on frivolities does not shelter the truth of your obsessiveness; gay or else, more likely, too cool for school.

No tottie is just a terrible word...

rainbow kirby

dyl10 wrote: »

Why are UCD people so boring sometimes?

I blame the fake tan that has permeated into the brains of half the college...

There are quite a few hotties around for exams this week - the worst part about Comp Sci is that you don't get to see talent at any other time!

Frisbee

Comp Sci ain't great alright.
There's a few hidden gems though

Pride Fighter

There is a good looking lady that is part of the library staff. Most of the staff are middle aged, she sticks out for her youth.

dyl10

rainbow kirby wrote: »

I blame the fake tan that has permeated into the brains of half the college...

There are quite a few hotties around for exams this week - the worst part about Comp Sci is that you don't get to see talent at any other time!

But who else has 2nd year Web Multimedia lecturers like we do?

rainbow kirby

dyl10 wrote: »

But who else has 2nd year Web Multimedia lecturers like we do?

*giggles*

remus808

the worst part about Comp Sci is that you don't get to see talent at any other time!

True that...

Frisbee wrote: »

Comp Sci ain't great alright.
There's a few hidden gems though

Wtf, Am I missing something? All the good ones dropped out last year..

Time Magazine

I call for a boards.ie secret meeting outside the postgrad room at 11pm.

rainbow kirby

karmabass wrote: »

All the good ones dropped out last year..

Lame

gubbie

BrightEyes wrote: »

2nd floor (James Joyce) for me has the best looking girls. I have spent 2 to 3 days on each floor to come to this conclusion.
It makes the library bearable, especially where I sit; the main door entrance so I can watch them strut along.

Worst floor; engineering by quite a bit. Sorry engineers

Funnily enough the 2nd floor is also the Civil Engineering floor...

Frisbee

karmabass wrote: »

Wtf, Am I missing something? All the good ones dropped out last year..

It obviously depends what year your in then so...

Notorious

dyl10 wrote: »

Here's an example of this thread working and being very amusing on another board

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055435447

Why are UCD people so boring sometimes?

I hope you're not considering deflecting Dyl

emeraldstar

Sean_K wrote: »

Inasmuch as this thread is fail, tottie is an excellent word

No, it's really not.

Stepherunie

Having spend far too many exam periods stuck for 12 hours/day in the library it must be plenty there are plenty of hotties around in the library.

What always amazes me about it during exam times is this:

When it's exam period I'm not ashamed to say I tend not to look my best - I'm generally over worked, stressed and exhausted so bags are under the eyes and there's a general stressed look about me.

The uniform for study becomes jeans and a comfy hoodie with a random top.

Sleep becomes so precious time is not wasted on spending ages on make up or anything. Quick shower and I'm out the door.

How girls manage to look like they spend 2 hours getting ready every morning to come in during exam time looking stunning has always really puzzled me. And low cut tops seem to come out i force in some places.

Now it could be that I'm just particularly non plussed about these things around exam time but like - you're in the library for an age - sleep when you go home god damn it!

Around exam time I always prefer the 'natural hotties' because you always get the feeling they're a little more in check with reality. Yes you look a bit **** because you're wrecked, but man I'd still tap that....

Riamfada

BrightEyes wrote: »

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man that never gets old

ShagNastii

There is a really sexy bloke on the first floor near the beckett display.

*Sits back and waits for stampede of women*

I really don't come off well at all, whilst posting on these dreaded boards

whoever takes the pun deserves a slap

Riamfada

ShagNastii wrote: »

There is a really sexy bloke on the first floor near the beckett display.

*Sits back and waits for stampede of women*

I really don't come off well at all, whilst posting on these dreaded boards

whoever takes the pun deserves a slap

Ive noticed you looking

noodler

Stepherunie wrote: »

Having spend far too many exam periods stuck for 12 hours/day in the library it must be plenty there are plenty of hotties around in the library.

What always amazes me about it during exam times is this:

When it's exam period I'm not ashamed to say I tend not to look my best - I'm generally over worked, stressed and exhausted so bags are under the eyes and there's a general stressed look about me.

The uniform for study becomes jeans and a comfy hoodie with a random top.

Sleep becomes so precious time is not wasted on spending ages on make up or anything. Quick shower and I'm out the door.

How girls manage to look like they spend 2 hours getting ready every morning to come in during exam time looking stunning has always really puzzled me. And low cut tops seem to come out i force in some places.

Now it could be that I'm just particularly non plussed about these things around exam time but like - you're in the library for an age - sleep when you go home god damn it!

Around exam time I always prefer the 'natural hotties' because you always get the feeling they're a little more in check with reality. Yes you look a bit **** because you're wrecked, but man I'd still tap that....

No idea how they do it. I may be a little stereotypical in saying the following but maybe they are 1st and 2nd arts and have "slightly" less stressful exams? Anyway I did Arts before my Masters anyway so I am not being an ass here. In saying that, I stressed liked crazy before my 2nd and 3rd year exams and don't get me started on the Xmas exams in the Econ MA.

I'd say they are employed by the library to ensure a certain number of lads fail their exams.

RandolphEsq

noodler wrote: »

No idea how they do it. I may be a little stereotypical in saying the following but maybe they are 1st and 2nd arts and have "slightly" less stressful exams?

lol

ShagNastii

Yeah all us lads have a saying

"She ain't ugly she's just really stressed about exams"

Sarchasm

BrightEyes wrote: »

2nd floor (James Joyce) for me has the best looking girls. I have spent 2 to 3 days on each floor to come to this conclusion.
It makes the library bearable, especially where I sit; the main door entrance so I can watch them strut along.

Worst floor; engineering by quite a bit. Sorry engineers

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

Économiste Monétaire

Sarchasm wrote: »

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

Relax, take the pill marked "chill." There is clearly nothing malicious in the post, it was simply a ritual that occurs every exam time, from what I can see.

Red Alert

Sarchasm wrote: »

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

Is your name Tobie Marvin / Aoife Mulqueen by any chance?

RandolphEsq

Sarchasm wrote: »

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

I'm sorry for my hormones and my gender. I'm sorry for thinking unpure thoughts about college girls.
Wanna spank me?

dyl10

Sarchasm wrote: »

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

You're boring and have no sex drive

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Sarchasm wrote: »

poster boy for objectifying women?

Excuse me, that should be "poster-person".

noodler

Sarchasm wrote: »

what's wrong with you? who even uses the word tottie? You sound pretty pathetic, I hope one of these girls notices you gawking at them and humiliates you or at least confronts you.

With the greatest of respect, alot of these girls couldn't possibly be all that fearful of the attention given the effort that is put in.

Stabshauptmann

BrightEyes wrote: »

I'm sorry for my hormones and my gender. I'm sorry for thinking unpure thoughts about college girls.
Wanna spank me?

To me your opening post read as

BrightEyes wrote:

"I sit at the main door enterance to perv on all the girls coming in. When I see a tottie Id really like to club over the head and bring back to my cave I follow them to see where they sit. Sometimes I come back to the same spot the next day hoping the tottie will return (I havent the pluck to talk to a girl). If she doesnt, then I go back to my perving spot by the main entrance.

So, fellow internet freaks, where do you do your perving"

[sic]

Topics like this can be funny, you just failed.

Sarchasm

dyl10 wrote: »

You're boring and have no sex drive

BrightEyes wrote: »

I'm sorry for my hormones and my gender. I'm sorry for thinking unpure thoughts about college girls.
Wanna spank me?

Sean_K wrote: »

Excuse me, that should be "poster-person".

Nah I am neither Tobie Marvin nor Aoife Mulqueen.

I doubt that I'm boring, I don't spend my day in library gawking at strangers. I'm doing a course that I'm interested in, help teach kids ballet, play the saxophone, write plays and short stories and have a good sense of humour.

I have a pretty good sex drive, it kicks in when I'm thinking about my boyfriend or spending time with him rather than when I'm in the library staring at people I don't know.

Playing the 'oh I'm a man, we always think about sex' card, how original. You can think whatever you want just don't advertise the library as a place for checking out 'the talent'. I'm not really into spanking, maybe you should go ask Librocop.

I'm sorry I will use the term 'Poster-person' in future.

I agree with some other posters, this thread could have seemed interesting and fun if it went more along the lines of ' Have you ever noticed the amount of good looking girls on the second floor etc'. Yours came across as ' I'm a perv who sits at the main entrance of a library just so I can judge the women on appearance'- That sounds more pervy and pathetic.

I'll make sure to wear a sign next time I'm in the library that reads " I'm not making an effort for your benefit, I just felt like wearing these clothes today and actually brushing my hair " or " Don't gawk at me please, I don't need the attention".

Would that stop you perving on me and my friends?

OmarChase

passive wrote: »

Yeah... creepy... *wanders to 2nd floor*

+1

Stepherunie

Sarchasm wrote: »

Nah I am neither Tobie Marvin nor Aoife Mulqueen.

I doubt that I'm boring, I don't spend my day in library gawking at strangers. I'm doing a course that I'm interested in, help teach kids ballet, play the saxophone, write plays and short stories and have a good sense of humour.

I have a pretty good sex drive, it kicks in when I'm thinking about my boyfriend or spending time with him rather than when I'm in the library staring at people I don't know.

Playing the 'oh I'm a man, we always think about sex' card, how original. You can think whatever you want just don't advertise the library as a place for checking out 'the talent'. I'm not really into spanking, maybe you should go ask Librocop.

I'm sorry I will use the term 'Poster-person' in future.

I agree with some other posters, this thread could have seemed interesting and fun if it went more along the lines of ' Have you ever noticed the amount of good looking girls on the second floor etc'. Yours came across as ' I'm a perv who sits at the main entrance of a library just so I can judge the women on appearance'- That sounds more pervy and pathetic.

I'll make sure to wear a sign next time I'm in the library that reads " I'm not making an effort for your benefit, I just felt like wearing these clothes today and actually brushing my hair " or " Don't gawk at me please, I don't need the attention".

Would that stop you perving on me and my friends?

To be fair to the guy, I'm a girl and I agree with the whole thing. The whole thing is, I'm sure, meant in a light hearted fashion.

I mean you can only study for so long without going a bit mental. Sometimes it's nice to just have a distraction from the books by looking up and thinking 'oh they're cute'.

Tottie is quite a common term in England for a hot person, I don't offence to it.

It's bloody well exam season. I just went out tonight for a walk and saw lots of hot boys. It was a nice thing to see on a walk on a cold night. I don't think they fact I saw them would offend them.

RandolphEsq

Sarchasm wrote: »

I'll make sure to wear a sign next time I'm in the library that reads " I'm not making an effort for your benefit, I just felt like wearing these clothes today and actually brushing my hair " or " Don't gawk at me please, I don't need the attention".

Why so uptight about guys finding women beautiful? Your attitude to me is closely related to this ''Argh! I am sick to the back teeth of being treated like a piece of meat. Will those guys just close their mouths and get over a girl walking by''. Why does it irritate you to get looked upon or ''gawked at''? Do you perceive the guys looking to have a creepy, disgustingly pervy, shallow mentality? Or what is your reason for being so uptight on the whole issue?

And for those who have responded negatively to my OP; what the hell is wrong with you? If you are a straight male and there are a lot of pretty girls wandering around in one area, why wouldn't you be interested? This is college where one does not have to feel guilty for finding girls hot and looking at them, not that anyone has to feel guilty for looking anywhere. It is light-hearted and laid-back. Tbh it says quite a lot about UCD for some of the reactions

fatal

Sarchasm wrote: »

I'll make sure to wear a sign next time I'm in the library that reads " I'm not making an effort for your benefit, I just felt like wearing these clothes today and actually brushing my hair " or " Don't gawk at me please, I don't need the attention".

Would that stop you perving on me and my friends?

Now now lets not get too cocky miss.....
Alot of the girls in UCD aren't even all that folks.However,its always nice to see some eye candy around exam time.Makes it easy to remember things for exams sometimes;)

dyl10

Sarchasm wrote: »

Would that stop you perving on me and my friends?

No

Sarchasm

Sarchasm wrote: »

Nah I am neither Tobie Marvin nor Aoife Mulqueen.

I doubt that I'm boring, I don't spend my day in library gawking at strangers. I'm doing a course that I'm interested in, help teach kids ballet, play the saxophone, write plays and short stories and have a good sense of humour.

I have a pretty good sex drive, it kicks in when I'm thinking about my boyfriend or spending time with him rather than when I'm in the library staring at people I don't know.

Playing the 'oh I'm a man, we always think about sex' card, how original. You can think whatever you want just don't advertise the library as a place for checking out 'the talent'. I'm not really into spanking, maybe you should go ask Librocop.

I'm sorry I will use the term 'Poster-person' in future.

I agree with some other posters, this thread could have seemed interesting and fun if it went more along the lines of ' Have you ever noticed the amount of good looking girls on the second floor etc'. Yours came across as ' I'm a perv who sits at the main entrance of a library just so I can judge the women on appearance'- That sounds more pervy and pathetic.

I'll make sure to wear a sign next time I'm in the library that reads " I'm not making an effort for your benefit, I just felt like wearing these clothes today and actually brushing my hair " or " Don't gawk at me please, I don't need the attention".

Would that stop you perving on me and my friends?

You remind me of an Irish version of Jessie from "Saved by the bell"! Though in the end she did get her babs out for the lads in "Showgirls"....

So who cares if there are some girls that the OP would be willing to throw a bag of kittens under a 16 wheeler for? I say fair play and craic on with your "studying"!:D