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What random things can you do?

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  • #32
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    None of the things you listed are random.

    Here's a random thing I can do: play Quick Pick in the lottery.

    It's completely random.


    I'm waiting for rtdh to tell us how random that isn't...


  • #33
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I can remove all the cheese from under my bell with a cocktail stick.


  • #34
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    None of the things you listed are random.

    Here's a random thing I can do: play Quick Pick in the lottery.

    It's completely random.


    Oi! I let people "Pick a card, any card"


  • #35
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    i can **** off while sticking a finger up my arse.....:D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055437855


  • #36
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    I can open a box of matches and light one all with one hand. I was inspired to learn that trick when a book I read claimed it could be useful in certain life or death situations.


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  • #37
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    I can make fantastic farting noises with the palm of my hand and my eye socket


  • #38
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    I can open a box of matches and light one all with one hand. I was inspired to learn that trick when a book I read claimed it could be useful in certain life or death situations.

    I can do that too! That's not random!


  • #39
    Joanna Kind Penicillin
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Joanna Kind Penicillin


    F(b) = integral b-> minus infinity { f(b') db' }
    b = F^-1 (c)


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    Being ginger is a stand alone freak show gift alone.


    Now coming from someone else I would have taken that as intended to offend.
    But as you clearly would be a ginger if only hair was strong enough to penetrate that giant thick shining bulbous growth on the end of your neck.
    I put that comment down to a sense of disenfranchisement.
    Take heart Snyper...one day a condom will split and you too will serve your part for Ginger kind.


  • #41
    kiffer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    I can breath through my eyes... it's like breathing through your ears but not as useful in the bedroom.


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  • #42
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,690 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I can NEVER pick the correct lotto numbers.
    I can make a noise like a pidgeon, simply by squeezing its stomach.
    I can claim social welfare without being polish.


  • #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I can't do anything. I'm shít.


  • #44
    Elephant Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Elephant Monkey


    I can clap my hand! Yes a one handed clap, with a swift move!
    It scares women and small animals, Clears a room and Ripleys have been on to ask can they film it!

    I can also spell Random backwards modnaR or jumble it up and you can make more words Mod Ran


  • #45
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    i can wiggle my ears


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