The Ultimate Bogey!!!

mumhaabu

Right, I have had the flu for the last week and was extremely congested. So much to my horror and amusement during a typical dose of sneezing and nose blowing this afternoon I managed to dislodge this handsome beast which was interesting as I can now breath through my left nostril for the first time in ages.

I am getting great enjoyment in breathing through my nose instead of mouth now. I went to my GP immediately afterwards wondering did I just lose a piece of my brain?? <(taking the specimen with me to his fascination). However it turns out I ejected a Nasal Polyp which had been up my nose happily for years and blocking it totally. It turns out I have more up the Right nostril and am scheduled for a trip to a clinic in January to get them checked out and probably get them removed if I don't manage to fire the rest of them out by then!!

That is all :cool:
Except for the pictures will turn most stomachs.

towel401

i think i'm better off not clicking on those pics

faceman

If that was up your nose I'd hate to see what's in your pockets

ShooterSF

towel401 wrote: »

i think i'm better off not clicking on those pics

I wish I hadnt. I expected it to be green at least

Biggins

O dear gawd!

MintyDoris

Yeah I kinda wish i hadn't looked ...

javaboy

Well this isn't at all gross.

View Profile

You should sprinkle some salt and pepper on it, fry it in some butter and see what it tastes like.

MagicMarker

For all those who clicked on the pictures, you fully deserve what you got!

Dave!

That's awesome... I can often only breath through one nostril, and have alot of trouble with my nose in general. Maybe I have one of those babies up there!

Would love to be able to breath properly

brianthebard

Roald Dahl had them didn't he? I'm not going to click on the link...

Kiera

Did you eat it or flick it?

mumhaabu

brianthebard wrote: »

Roald Dahl had them didn't he? I'm not going to click on the link...

Roald Dahl had Adenoids as a child as he documented so vividly in "Boy" that book was a classic and I read several times as a kid and it inspired much mischief. Click the link you know you wanna!!!

Kiera wrote: »

Did you eat it or flick it?

As tempting as it was to eat it, I actually tossed it on the hot coals of my fire after photographing it, my doctor even suggested I take it away with me.

ShooterSF

brianthebard wrote: »

Roald Dahl had them didn't he? I'm not going to click on the link...

MagicMarker wrote: »

For all those who clicked on the pictures, you fully deserve what you got!

Feck that. If I didnt have the foresight to think before I clicked you're not getting away with it. I'll put one in my sig tomorrow.

andrew

One good thing about browsing 4Chan once in a while: becoming completely desensitised to any kind of internet horribleness. It's like the callous one gets from playing guitar...only for your brain.

Twee.

Haha! LOL'd ever so loudly and then showed my brother.

rstans

That's just disgusting. The link was like passing a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but you do and when you do........................

Kintarō Hattori

Well thanks OP. I knew I shouldn't have looked but I just couldn't help myself. As another poster put it I at least expected it to be green. Now where's the puking smiley?

An there's me thinking it might have something to do with golf>

MintyDoris

And how big was this thing? I'm imagining it as the size of my fist!

Overheal

Can we get a NSFW tag on this? Ugh.

Theres no size comparison OP - put it next to a Euro or something.

mumhaabu

MintyDoris wrote: »

And how big was this thing? I'm imagining it as the size of my fist!

It was about 1.5 to 2cms long, I just realised I should added a euro coin to the photo for scale, damn it!! The photo kinda magnified it!

MintyDoris

mumhaabu wrote: »

It was about 1.5 to 2cms long, I just realised I should added a euro coin to the photo for scale, damn it!! The photo kinda magnified it!

Impressive!

emeraldstar

Even without clicking the pics I can safely say 'eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'

mumhaabu

These three photos may give a sense of scale as I placed it on an A4 sheet of printing paper before photographing it! When I say it first I freaked as I thought it was some sort of parasitic grub! The feeling of it coming down the nose was very weird!!!

I excluded these photos for quality and cropped the photos out of them instead, the black area is the shadow of the camera as it was taken under fluorescent light.

Holsten

Looks good enough to eat.

Yummy.

pseudonym1

Sick !
I am desperate to lose some weight in next couple of weeks - wonder if I printed that out and put it on the fridge would it deter me from eating! ?

Mmmmm - think it just might

brianthebard

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Sick !
I am desperate to lose some weight in next couple of weeks - wonder if I printed that out and put it on the fridge would it deter me from eating! ?

Mmmmm - think it just might

Maybe you could buy me food for the next few weeks instead of yourself?

papajimsmooth

Did it hurt?

CallMeMiss

Disgusting!

Dennis the Stone

mumhaabu wrote: »

These three photos may give a sense of scale as I placed it on an A4 sheet of printing paper before photographing it! When I say it first I freaked as I thought it was some sort of parasitic grub! The feeling of it coming down the nose was very weird!!!

I excluded these photos for quality and cropped the photos out of them instead, the black area is the shadow of the camera as it was taken under fluorescent light.

Hi Mumhaabu,

My name is Tony Barrington and I am a highly paid RTÉ executive.

I know talent when I see it and I am certain that this little guy can hit the big time.

I haven't been this excited about talent since I saw the pilot for Colm and Jim-Jim's Home Run.

Maybe we could get a new chatshow going presented by our little friend. He will of course be paid €471,000 an episode..

Yours, etc.

minidazzler

Congratulations on that!!! It is a good one!!!

Professey Chin

I only took a dump that looked very similar to that...........................which is quite possibly a very bad thing :eek:

pseudonym1

brianthebard wrote: »

Maybe you could buy me food for the next few weeks instead of yourself?

Ah - No! I live with my family at the moment - there in lies my problem/s - always a full fridge and sweet press :mad:

Could just get what OP has and would never go hungry! mmmm wonder how many calories!?

Rowley Birkin QC

I've been wondering for a long time if something like that has been blocking my sinus.

How did you eventually dislodge it?

Xavi6

Leg-end

cHaTbOx

Xavi6 wrote: »

Leg-end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtboTwW-Jao

TestTransmission

Fair ****s ,i know someone who had to have one removed in surgery,OP must of really been picking at it hard.

Frisbee

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen

Elephant Monkey

rstans wrote: »

That's just disgusting. The link was like passing a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but you do and when you do........................

its like the button that says do not push!

wyndham

Just when you think After Hours can't sink any lower.......BAM!

truecrippler

Eugh jahsus man... that feckin nasty!!!

xzanti

You should have placed it next to a ruler for the photo...

InkSlinger67

This could be a sighting folks!

Terry

Pfft. Obviously not a smoker.

Aisling(",)

did it hurt?:O

Bobalicious93

Are you sure it's not actually a chunk of your brain?

The Walsho

Fair play for taking the pictures though.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Ah god I was eating! And I'm hungover

Worst day ever!

Ann22

My mother had them lads. She got them pulled out of her head while she was awake. She said it felt like getting a tooth pulled. They grow back after a while. You must've given it some blow to dislodge it.:oFair play to you.
(While we're on the subject of bogeys. One time my oh and me were leaving a chemist with some special photographs we'd collected for his mother. We were walking along with our bags of shopping and looking through them while I was holding them in my left hand. I felt an orgasmic sneeze building up so I frantically grasped in my right pocket for a tissue. I grabbed a tiny scrunched up one but i hadn't them time to open it up. I exploded into it however i could only press my nose sideways against it to contain the mucus. It skited out sideways...I heard my oh's disgusted intake of breath..turned my head around and there all over one of the beautiful photographs was a mountain of gelatinous gloopy green goo. My nose was facing the opposite direction! Shame. Imagine though if it had've been a thing like what came out of yours:D:D:D)

4zn76tysfajdxp

One of those flew out of my nose one sniffling, shíte afternoon, I thought I had just been smoking too much weed or something and that my brain was falling to pieces.