Lads, ever zippered yourself?

The_Minister

Inspired by : http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055428884.


Well.

Have you?


It's a negatory from me but I've had a few close shaves.

if you mean what i think you mean, then yes, i was about 8 i think..... rough!

AlmightyCushion

Not in a long time, button fly for the win. Pity they are a bitch to do up when hammered.

trout

The_Minister wrote: »

I've had a few close shaves.

How close ? Are we talking Brazilian here ?

On topic ... done it twice, under the influence of strong drink. I lost skin each time.
Much easier to leave your fly undone at all times.

AckwelFoley

Always, i go commando alot

AlmightyCushion

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Not in a long time, button fly for the win. Pity they are a bitch to do up when hammered.

you do them up when hammered?

Biggins

Yes, a number of times when all hell has broken lose around me and I've had to make a quick escape (using established get out routes).

In the rush, certain things have paid the penalty, been "caught" in the action too when getting clothed extreme rapid!

Ouch!

Karl Hungus

It happened once when I was very young, thankfully hasn't happened since.

staker

have drawn blood:(
and my sack has shrivelled!

AckwelFoley

Karl Hungus wrote: »

It happened once when I was very young, thankfully hasn't happened since.

free circumcision

MizzLolly

*regrets choosing to view thread* :eek:

Poor things

Aodan83

A few close shaves. Scary times man, I thought i was in trouble.

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote: »

you do them up when hammered?

I try and then realise it will be easier to do my helicopter impression for the ladies on the dance floor if I leave it un-buttoned.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Once.....a very very long time ago!

challengemaster

snyper wrote: »

Always, i go commando alot

Makes the rape process quicker? Good thinking! :pac:

Anyway, have a few times...yowch! >_<

Berty

MizzLolly wrote: »

*regrets choosing to view thread* :eek:

Poor things

Well, ever zipper a nipple?

Men may have the danger of being zippered and can sometimes have beautiful shrivelled scrotums.

Still, there is nothing worse than a dry cracked nipple. :eek:

*get sick at the thought*

AckwelFoley

Ever zippered a clit?

MizzLolly

quirke_folder wrote: »

Well, ever zipper a nipple?

No! :eek:


Ugh...

*faints*

Berty

MizzLolly wrote: »

No! :eek:


Ugh...

*faints*

It also possible to catch the hair of a nipple. I knew a girl with a long hair on her left nipple. She would shave her bits, tweezer her eyebrows etc but nothing was ever done about that long hair.

There was also a girl with a long hair just above the crack of her ass. I told her she was the devil and she kept turning her head like a dog trying to catch its tail.

Oh, women you are just too funny.

MizzLolly

quirke_folder wrote: »

It also possible to catch the hair of a nipple. I knew a girl with a long hair on her left nipple. She would shave her bits, tweezer her eyebrows etc but nothing was ever done about that long hair.

There was also a girl with a long hair just above the crack of her ass. I told her she was the devil and she kept turning her head like a dog trying to catch its tail.

Oh, women you are just too funny.

You like hairy women eh? That's hawt!

qz

Honest to God, this thread has me feeling queasy.

MizzLolly

qz wrote: »

Honest to God, this thread has me feeling queasy.

Uh huh
+1000000000000000,0000000000000000000

Terry

Thank god for foreskin. That's all I can saw.
North Americans and Jews must feel some amount of pain when it happens.

qz

Terry wrote: »

Thank god for foreskin. That's all I can saw.

/vomit

anonymous_joe

My God, I feel sorry for those that have...

I've never done this thankfully.

MizzLolly

Terry wrote: »

Thank god for foreskin. That's all I can say.

Ugh... why Terry, why? *pukes*

The_Minister

Terry wrote: »

Thank god for foreskin. That's all I can saw.
North Americans and Jews must feel some amount of pain when it happens.

Foreskin must be worse. I don't think the head can be caught.
Plus, if you don't notice and let your trousers fall.....

Terry

qz wrote: »

/vomit

Heh. That was nicely mis-spelled.

Bob the Builder

Happened me once with the pubes when I was a bit pissed. It's more painful than you think.

Never caught the manhandle in the zipper thank god.

randylonghorn

The_Minister wrote: »

Have you?

It's a negatory from me but I've had a few close shaves.

You think shaving helps avoid it? :pac:

Yes, a few times, nothing serious.

Worse was being asked by a drunk friend to help him extricate himself!!

anonymous_joe

randylonghorn wrote: »

You think shaving helps avoid it? :pac:

Yes, a few times, nothing serious.

Worse was being asked by a drunk friend to help him extricate himself!!

Maybe he wants you in a sadomasochistic way.

Crackerspray

Oh God... once! It takes ages to stop bleeding... now back to the recessed memories section

randylonghorn

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Maybe he wants you in a sadomasochistic way.

I don't know ... when I suggested borrowing a breadknife from behind the bar, he didn't exactly swell up with joy ...

eVeNtInE

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anonymous_joe

randylonghorn wrote: »

I don't know ... when I suggested borrowing a breadknife from behind the bar, he didn't exactly swell up with joy ...

Jaysus, Randy, that's a bit kinky even for me. :P

MizzLolly

Ohh .. Joey.. Randy.. *sniffle*.. how I've missed you guys!

Krieg

Yeah once
'nuff said

randylonghorn

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Jaysus, Randy, that's a bit kinky even for me. :P

Lightweight!

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ohh .. Joey.. Randy.. *sniffle*.. how I've missed you guys!

Second thoughts, get your coat, Joe ... seems we've pulled!! >_>

anonymous_joe

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ohh .. Joey.. Randy.. *sniffle*.. how I've missed you guys!

Aw. *waves wistfully* We miss you too Lolly.

What were the odds we'd all end up in a thread about people getting their fundamentals stuck in zips? ^^

randylonghorn wrote: »

Lightweight!

Second thoughts, get your coat, Joe ... seems we've pulled!! >_>

I don't think I could ever gang up on someone with ya Randy. Even I have morals.

Professey Chin

Bout 4 minutes ago.
Currently wasting time on here till the ambulance arrives

randylonghorn

anonymous_joe wrote: »

What were the odds we'd all end up in a thread about people getting their fundamentals stuck in zips? ^^

Fairly high, tbh.

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I don't think I could ever gang up on someone with ya Randy. Even I have morals.

No wonder your sex life is ... in recession! :pac:

MizzLolly

randylonghorn wrote: »

Second thoughts, get your coat, Joe ... seems we've pulled!! >_>

Hahaha sooo glad to see nothing's changed :P \o/

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Aw. *waves wistfully* We miss you too Lolly.

Awh *waves back*

anonymous_joe wrote: »

What were the odds we'd all end up in a thread about people getting their fundamentals stuck in zips? ^^

LOL yup!! All we need is SDooM!!!

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I don't think I could ever gang up on someone with ya Randy. Even I have morals.

Erm... thanks, I think. :P

randylonghorn wrote: »

No wonder your sex life is ... in recession! :pac:

Ooooh Burn!! Poor Joey :cool:

Doctor DooM

It appears I have been summoned.

So this is what AH looks like.

Never zippered meself.


Thank Fook

anonymous_joe

randylonghorn wrote: »

Fairly high, tbh.
No wonder your sex life is ... in recession! :pac:

Now that's harsh. Not as harsh as a cold zip though. :pac:

MizzLolly wrote: »

Hahaha sooo glad to see nothing's changed :P \o/



Awh *waves back*



LOL yup!! All we need is SDooM!!!




Erm... thanks, I think. :P



Ooooh Burn!! Poor Joey :cool:

At least I'm not the kind of person who manages to castrate themselves with a zip. :P

KnifeWRENCH

Thanks be to Thor, I have NEVER done that.

Just reading this thread is making me shudder.

orestes

MizzLolly wrote: »

LOL yup!! All we need is SDooM!!!

What, I don't get a mention? Aw

And yes I have zippered myself, not a pleasant experience at all

tdc

WTF?! Im genuinely amazed at the amount of people that this has happened to! I thought it was only in the movies :pac:

cHaTbOx

orestes wrote: »

What, I don't get a mention? Aw

And yes I have zippered myself, not a pleasant experience at all

left out me as well and that just reminded me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1vxHBz1kak

kev_s88

just teh once...had to zip up a bit to fast and caught a little bit of flesh in the zipper...stung like hell and drew blood...was one of the worst things ive ever done to myself

muboop1

nipped myself when pulling up zip once or twice. never drew blood or actually got caught in the metal bit with the skin zipped into my pants...
gross...

Min

No, wearing underwear helps.....