Celebrity Deathmatch Ireland - who fights? You decide!

veryangryman

Ok, im after a few laughs here so witty people need apply. And yes this is all fictitious :pac:

We Irish have been quite the copycats lately with our Millionaire/Weakest Link/Apprentice and Dragons Den...Well now, we've taken MTVs Deathmatch into our bosom with pride and prejudice in equal measure!


The opening night features the following grudge matches...


Grainne Seoige vs Sile Seoige
Bertie Ahern vs Brian Cowen
Jim-Jim vs Colm
The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

:pac:
And the main event.....


Pat Kenny Vs Gay Byrne. Special Guest referee - Gerry Ryan


I invite you all to take a match each and give it your own unique storyline tag :pac:

Overheal

U2 vs Westlife? Anyone?

They all die

FlutterinBantam

Nell mcCafferty vs Maggie Thatcher

Baggy drawered bints with revolting accents,handbagging each other around the place.

giggsy664

Zig vs zag

Tubridy vs eh *other Saturday night crap show host here*

Dustin vs socky.

Oh eh... The 2 presenters of the den. Ray d'arcy and ian Dempsey I think. 'twood be great craic. How about during the zig and zag comback?

rotinaj

Sharon Ni Bheolain vs Sinead Desmond... Bra and panties
Bono vs Sir Bob Loser banished to Africa for ever
Bertie vs Biffo
Mary Harney vs Trevor Welsh. Pie Eating contest
Rosanna Davison vs Glenda Gleeson Mud wrestling

rotinaj

veryangryman wrote: »

The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

Dont be so ghey. Its MA

InkSlinger67

Irish Battle Royale....

Tom the Farmer Vs. Maura the Nurse

Guest ref....Joe the Taxi Drivin' Political talk-a-like

callaway92

Gráinne Seoige vs Síle Seoige...

Gráinne beats Síle when her huge ego knocks Síle out

Shacklebolt

Michael McDowell v Pat Rabbitte.... THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT!

EDIT: Or maybe him and Gormley...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEXgjXjh-uk

drunkymonkey

Rosanna Davidson VS Laura Whitmore (the irish bird from the MTV news)

............with lots of lube!

Dlite

Rick Allen v's Heather Mills

No weapons allowed.

drunkymonkey

Dlite wrote: »

Rick Allen v's Heather Mills

No weapons allowed.

they're both brits!

Dlite

Ah, yeah, missed that bit...ah sure let them fight anyway.

drunkymonkey

wouldnt stop them! :pac:

hell throw kerrie katona in there too!

Dlite

It's "Celebrity Death Match"... your not getting this either...tut.

giggsy664

drunkymonkey wrote: »

wouldnt stop them! :pac:

hell throw kerrie katona in there too!

Nah. Her tats are too small now.

giggsy664

veryangryman wrote: »

Ok, im after a few laughs here so witty people need apply. And yes this is all fictitious :pac:

We Irish have been quite the copycats lately with our Millionaire/Weakest Link/Apprentice and Dragons Den...Well now, we've taken MTVs Deathmatch into our bosom with pride and prejudice in equal measure!


The opening night features the following grudge matches...


Grainne Seoige vs Sile Seoige
Bertie Ahern vs Brian Cowen
Jim-Jim vs Colm
The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

:pac:
And the main event.....


Pat Kenny Vs Gay Byrne. Special Guest referee - Gerry Ryan


I invite you all to take a match each and give it your own unique storyline tag :pac:

We had weakest link? Pics or gtfo.

Going by the Irish stereotype, it was probably presented by rick astley tbh.

Limerick Dude

Joe Kinnear V Eamon Dunphy

Lockstep

Mary Harney v. Brian Lenihan.

Shacklebolt

giggsy664 wrote: »

We had weakest link? Pics or gtfo.

Going by the Irish stereotype, it was probably presented by rick astley tbh.

Cant find any but it was hosted by Eamon Dunphy.

IronMan

David McSavage Vs Degsy, or any upstanding member of the public.
Glen Hansard Vs David Kitt.
Barry Egan Vs Brendan O'Connor.

Dlite

Hands David Kitt a knife.

markos79

brendan o connor vs louis walsh cage fight only one survives!!!

Ruu_Old

Twink V her ex husband. ZIP UP YER MICKEY *chairshot*

walrusgumble

mary coughlan (da singer) v sinead o'connor

eamonn dunphy v roy keane

pat spillane v colm o'rourke/michael lyster

colm o'rourke v brian dooher

roy keane v mick mccarthy/FAI

gerald keane v michael flately

glenda gleeson v andrea roche -

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The moment I read the title, the words "Degsy" and "McSavage" popped into my head.

Failing that, how about Colm and Jimjam versus Podge and Rodge in a tag team?

Lockstep

RB v Degsy

marcsignal

ceilia ahern V a 'talented' irish writer

the presenters of 'Xpose' on TV3 V The Mc Carthy Dundons

Twink V Louis Walsh (naked mudwrestling Special)

newballsplease

Gerry adams v Ian paisley
Shane mc Gowan v a toothbrush
Daniel o donnell v his mammy
geard mc carthy v sean og'hailpin
peter stringer v ruby walsh

Bijoux

ronan o gara vs. Donncha o callaghan naked nightfight in a Johnston's Baby Oil factory! Or failing that...lisa fitzpatrick + twink in a tag team vs. The rising price of botox and the ageing process followed by eddie hobbs v. the Recession...

Pride Fighter

David Mc Williams vs Eddie Hobbs
Alan Cantwell vs Bryan Dobson
Justin McCarthy vs the Cork Hurling panel

veryangryman

At the risk of pissing off the mods, I would invite further discussion on this topic :pac:

marcsignal

veryangryman V mods

SheroN

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Michael McDowell v Pat Rabbitte.... THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT!

EDIT: Or maybe him and Gormley...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEXgjXjh-uk

Gormley is an awful tool.

Nichololas

d3mon24 wrote: »

Bono vs Sir Bob Loser banished to Africa for ever

How about a fight to the death and the winner gets banished to Africa forever? That way everyone wins.

FlutterinBantam

Pighead vs Beruthiel bollock naked on a mat covered in Crisp 'n Dry.

Vexxie would be referee and Ecksor and Cloud the side judges.


:DAwesome or what???:eek:

JP Liz

Roy Keane V Mick McCarthy

Boyzone V Westlife - Louis Walsh referee

meditraitor

Sinead oConnor v Roy Keane

Michael Flately v the Corrs

Bertie v Robbie keane

Aidric

IronMan wrote: »

Barry Egan Vs Brendan O'Connor.

In a battle of puns, bad hairstyles and shameless name dropping. It would be epic.