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Celebrity Deathmatch Ireland - who fights? You decide!

veryangryman

Ok, im after a few laughs here so witty people need apply. And yes this is all fictitious :pac:

We Irish have been quite the copycats lately with our Millionaire/Weakest Link/Apprentice and Dragons Den...Well now, we've taken MTVs Deathmatch into our bosom with pride and prejudice in equal measure!

The opening night features the following grudge matches...

Grainne Seoige vs Sile Seoige
Bertie Ahern vs Brian Cowen
Jim-Jim vs Colm
The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

:pac:
And the main event.....

Pat Kenny Vs Gay Byrne. Special Guest referee - Gerry Ryan

I invite you all to take a match each and give it your own unique storyline tag :pac:

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veryangryman wrote: »

The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

Dont be so ghey. Its MA

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drunkymonkey

Dlite wrote: »

Rick Allen v's Heather Mills

No weapons allowed.

they're both brits!

Dlite

Ah, yeah, missed that bit...ah sure let them fight anyway.

drunkymonkey

wouldnt stop them! :pac:

hell throw kerrie katona in there too!

Dlite

It's "Celebrity Death Match"... your not getting this either...tut.

giggsy664

drunkymonkey wrote: »

wouldnt stop them! :pac:

hell throw kerrie katona in there too!

Nah. Her tats are too small now.

giggsy664

veryangryman wrote: »

Ok, im after a few laughs here so witty people need apply. And yes this is all fictitious :pac:

We Irish have been quite the copycats lately with our Millionaire/Weakest Link/Apprentice and Dragons Den...Well now, we've taken MTVs Deathmatch into our bosom with pride and prejudice in equal measure!

The opening night features the following grudge matches...

Grainne Seoige vs Sile Seoige
Bertie Ahern vs Brian Cowen
Jim-Jim vs Colm
The previous posters Mum vs Your Mum

:pac:
And the main event.....

Pat Kenny Vs Gay Byrne. Special Guest referee - Gerry Ryan

I invite you all to take a match each and give it your own unique storyline tag :pac:

We had weakest link? Pics or gtfo.

Going by the Irish stereotype, it was probably presented by rick astley tbh.

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giggsy664 wrote: »

We had weakest link? Pics or gtfo.

Going by the Irish stereotype, it was probably presented by rick astley tbh.

Cant find any but it was hosted by Eamon Dunphy.

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