Decent gift ideas for her...for €30

DoubleJoe7

Right so- brief synopsis.

Going out a year, both broke Christmas around the corner, agree a €30 max spending limit on Anniversary present.

What should I get? Something a bit original - i'll get her flowers and chocs ontop of this.

Zangetsu

Get one of those vibrating penis rings, shows ya care and there only a fiver down your local!

Orange69

A nice anal plug is a really great way of saying "I love and cherish you!"...

Thats what you should get her... shell be so excited!

biko

The gift that keeps on giving - STD

ZzubZzub

Anal beads FTW!

Diddy Kong

Gift Forum - http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=853

Otherwise the butt plug should be fine!

Danbo!

A dinosaur.

Varkov

30 euro worth of socks.

not yet

Tell her you got her a 3 way......give me the the nelsons,bobs your uncle.

kelle

Anything Newbridge. You might get something small but nice for e30.
Maybe you should have posted this to the Ladies Lounge, you might have got less juvenile replies!

Nodin

DoubleJoe7 wrote: »

Right so- brief synopsis.

Going out a year, both broke Christmas around the corner, agree a €30 max spending limit on Anniversary present.

What should I get? Something a bit original - i'll get her flowers and chocs ontop of this.

Maybe get her a subscription....
http://dating.online.ie/

Kershaw.D

You Could get her one of these

http://www.argos.ie/static/Product/partNumber/2611837/Trail/searchtext%3EKEYRING.htm

or you could get it cheaper at lightinthebox.com

AckwelFoley

30 quid? And u think she really expects to stick to that? She says she agrees to that so she can only spend 30, but if u stick to it.. Ur in for a sexless christmas

Turd Ferguson

I would say to get her the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith, but thats what I'm getting from Xmas....so maybe you should get her a pony?

But like a pony with a cannon on its head that eats nails and shits rainbows

Varkov

Get something you really want. If she complains, tell her to stop being a selfish bitch.

toiletduck

Just give her the money. And make sure to do after giving the old in out, she'll love that. All women do.

Nodin

kelle wrote: »

Anything Newbridge. You might get something small but nice for e30.!

On holidays in parts of Asia, maybe. Here, they wouldn't hold his hand fer that.

mcauley

toiletduck wrote: »

Just give her the money. And make sure to do after giving the old in out, she'll love that. All women do.

You old gentleman

FlutterinBantam

When you are finished reaming the hole off her, fold up three tenners and jab them up her crack,and say "ta ta babes" that was great.

They all love that.Can't go wrong.

ScumLord

Just give her the €30.

TomCo

How about a bottle of wine?
A nice one (no, not from aldi).

wyndham

5 Pints and a :pac:Snack Box. Swoon

4zn76tysfajdxp

Cunnilingus.

gcgirl

you could always buy her a strap on !! leave the rest to your imagination!!

Turd Ferguson

Aural Sex







(in the ear)

mickdw

You could take you both out to dinner and let her make up the remainder of the bill over €30

robtri

dude, if you only spent €30, you fecked... kiss the joys of sex goodbye...
she will stick to it...but you better not....

Radharc na Sleibhte

You can't go wrong with Prize Bonds to be honest.

MIN2511

Why not give her €30 in 1cent coins....

It's the thought that matters....


Or you can pick little trinkets/antiques.

mcauley

I think asking this question in AH was never going to lead to anywhere...

xzanti

Voucher to get her hair done? although I'd say you might be looking more at around the €40 mark... Flowers? Perfume? A nice candle set?

Zangetsu

Tell her her hair is ****e and she smells, much cheaper then that ^ in the long run

markos79

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

When you are finished reaming the hole off her, fold up three tenners and jab them up her crack,and say "ta ta babes" that was great.

They all love that.Can't go wrong.

PMSL:D

markos79

gcgirl wrote: »

you could always buy her a strap on !! leave the rest to your imagination!!

jaysus gcgirl i wouldnt want to cross you!!!!:eek:

I know it's over budget but I think this is such a nice pressie, I know I'm gonna get stick for it but I don't care!

http://www.mylastrolo.co.uk/

cHaTbOx

Varkov wrote: »

30 euro worth of socks.

Yeah do this do this ,fluffy stripey colourful socks ,ooooh please please please ...........

...............oh you meant for her

Wurly

Spend the 30 quid on food & wine and bring her on a picnic.

Most romantic thing in.the.world.:):):):)..... So i've heard...:(:pac:

Enjoy.;)

Tri

Tri wrote: »

Spend the 30 quid on food & wine and bring her on a picnic.

Most romantic thing in.the.world.:):):):)..... So i've heard...:(:pac:

Enjoy.;)

this is a very nice idea. but it's november. brrrrrr.

Wurly

Deleted User wrote: »

this is a very nice idea. but it's november. brrrrrr.

Yeah, but think about it though... They will be snuggling together all day, will be a bit tipsy and when they go home, they will need to get some heat into themselves......;););););)

And there's also that amazing skin tingle feeling when you come in from being outside in the cold.

DO IT OP!! It's gonna be hawwwwt.

Plus, its thoughtful so it will have you in the good books for weeks!:D

pseudonym1

The best and most romantic ocassions can cost very little.
Tidy the house if you dont live together either of or will do
An amazing meal that you have lovingly cooked for hours a table set for a princess and you awaiting her every whim (trust me you will be rewarded) a bottle of wine and this is naff but brill.. a poem or a list explaining all the reasons you love her.

As am on the road of sapyness how about learning to knit and making her a scarf!

Wurly

pseudonym1 wrote: »

The best and most romantic ocassions can cost very little.
Tidy the house if you dont live together either of or will do
An amazing meal that you have lovingly cooked for hours a table set for a princess and you awaiting her every whim (trust me you will be rewarded) a bottle of wine and this is naff but brill.. a poem or a list explaining all the reasons you love her.

As am on the road of sapyness how about learning to knit and making her a scarf!

I love you!!:):):):)

ha ha.

That's what i'd love now.. Something with thought. I cant stand people spending loads of money on me or spending money on me for the sake of it. I much prefer an act....(if ya know wha' i mean) ha ha.:):)

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tri wrote: »

Yeah, but think about it though... They will be snuggling together all day, will be a bit tipsy and when they go home, they will need to get some heat into themselves......;););););)

And there's also that amazing skin tingle feeling when you come in from being outside in the cold.

DO IT OP!! It's gonna be hawwwwt.

Plus, its thoughtful so it will have you in the good books for weeks!:D

Or he could just ride her and spend the thiry euro on football and rugby and uh...whatever normal men are into. Murder?

Turd Ferguson

Get her this

Wurly

Zara Shy Swamp wrote: »

Or he could just ride her and spend the thiry euro on football and rugby and uh...whatever normal men are into. Murder?

I am shocked and appalled!:p

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tri wrote: »

I am shocked and appalled!:p

I'll give you thirty euro to forgive me.

Wurly

Zara Shy Swamp wrote: »

I'll give you thirty euro to forgive me.

Done!

Now go knit me that f*ckin scarf, b1tch. It's cold out there...:pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tri wrote: »

Now go knit me that f*ckin scarf, b1tch. It's cold out there...:pac:

Jesus, life's no picnic with you anyway. I need €30 for knitting supplies.

Wurly

Zara Shy Swamp wrote: »

Jesus, life's no picnic with you anyway.

Oh I beg to differ!!;)

I need €30 for knitting supplies.

Some anniversary this is turning out to be. Here - /throws money

take it all! Do you think im made of bleedin money etc etc.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tri wrote: »

Some anniversary this is turning out to be. Here - /throws money

take it all! Do you think im made of bleedin money etc etc.

Excellent, I'm going "boozing" with "the lads." Don't wait up, woman.

Wurly

Zara Shy Swamp wrote: »

Excellent, I'm going "boozing" with "the lads." Don't wait up, woman.

Great. My plan has worked....

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hey baby, come on over. He's gone out boozing with the lads. I'm wearing the underwear you like...... etc etc.
:pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'd say the OP has died at the despair of seeing the thread he started go completely off topic like this. Seriously though, €30? Like he can't gather any more money in a month?

Tri wrote: »

Great. My plan has worked....

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hey baby, come on over. He's gone out boozing with the lads. I'm wearing the underwear you like...... etc etc.
:pac:

Cheap floozy, you're not worth the €10 I spend on your every birthday. :pac: