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Have you ever??

  • 16-11-2008 3:36pm
    #1
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭


    So heres how it works, I ask a question and the next poster answers and asks a new question................

    before going for a pee flushed the toilet and raced the flush?


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  • #2
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    No.

    Have you ever ridden My Ma?


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Yes.

    Have you ever played with an Atari Jaguar?


  • #4
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    orestes wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever ridden My Ma?

    Yes, and now we're having this conversation, you're more than welcome! :D

    Have you ever ratted on someone?


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No

    Have you ever felt like leaving the country for good!


  • #6
    Smellyirishman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    Yes.

    Have you ever, walked through a room and it was more like the room passed around you, like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through?


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  • #7
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    No

    Will this thread run and run?


  • #8
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Yes.

    Have yis nathin better to do? for fúcks sake.


  • #9
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Yes.

    Have yis nathin better to do? for fúcks sake.
    No. Have you ever wondered who decided a chair would be called a chair?


  • #10
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    No (idea what the question will be im so slow at posting)

    Have *you ever NOT been drunk and horny on a sunday afternoon :D




    *directed at the next bloke on here.....sexisim at its finest :p


  • #11
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    yes

    why is a chair called a chair?


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  • #12
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Yes. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • #13
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    No.

    Have you ever been out someplace, recognising everybodys face, until you realised there was no one there you knew?


  • #14
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    themadchef wrote: »
    No (idea what the question will be im so slow at posting)

    Have *you ever NOT been drunk and horny on a sunday afternoon :D




    *directed at the next bloke on here.....sexisim at its finest :p

    yes and no

    what you doing later this afternoon?


  • #15
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    No.

    Have you ever eaten sweetcorn?


  • #16
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever eaten sweetcorn?


    No

    Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with a member of your own extended family


  • #17
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    themadchef wrote: »

    Have *you ever NOT been drunk and horny on a sunday afternoon :D

    Well hello there...:D


  • #18
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    amcalester wrote: »
    yes

    why is a chair called a chair?

    It was named after it's inventor, Chairy Chairson.
    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote:
    No.

    Have you ever eaten sweetcorn?

    Ewwww.....NO

    Have you ever eaten "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and believed that it wasn't butter?


  • #19
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Trinity1 wrote: »
    No

    Have you ever fantasized about sleeping a member of your own extended family

    ewww, runs off to puke, no.
    have u ever f**ked your boss?


  • #20
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    yes and no

    what you doing later this afternoon?

    Swimming by the looks of it.

    If i left now i might make it by....... no fcuk it, i'd surely drown, knowing my luck. Eaten by sharks? potential.


  • #21
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    No.

    Have you ever cum on your own face?


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  • #22
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    sam34 wrote: »
    ewww, runs off to puke, no.
    have u ever f**ked your boss?

    Yes

    Have you ever eaten your own toenails


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    No.

    Have you ever killed a man?


  • #24
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    people, quote the post youre replying to, otherwise half the fun is lost


  • #25
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    sam34 wrote: »
    people, quote the post youre replying to, otherwise half the fun is lost

    Have you quoted the post you're replying to?


  • #26
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    Have you quoted the post you're replying to?

    :rolleyes:
    when i was answering a question, yes i did.
    the post from me that you have quoted was a suggestion to help the thread along.:rolleyes:


  • #27
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    Have you quoted the post you're replying to?

    Never. Have you ever paused Street Fighter while Chun Li was doing her spinning bird kick to see her pixellated knickers?


  • #28
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    javaboy wrote: »
    Never. Have you ever paused Street Fighter while Chun Li was doing her spinning bird kick to see her pixellated knickers?

    Always:cool: Have you ever seen 2girls 1 cup?:D


  • #29
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    BrightEyes wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever cum on your own face?


    No


    have you ever shot a wad of hot spunk into a young wan's eye.


  • #30
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    BrightEyes wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever cum on your own face?

    Just when I think I've read it all here! :D:D:D


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  • #31
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever killed a man?

    No ........but it's not for the want of trying.


    Have you ever seen someone get sick and done the sympathetic thing... followed suit?


  • #32
    red_ice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    themadchef wrote: »
    No ........but it's not for the want of trying.


    Have you ever seen someone get sick and done the sympathetic thing... followed suit?

    No.

    Have you ever given reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence?


  • #33
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    BrightEyes wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever cum on your own face?
    javaboy wrote: »
    Never. Have you ever paused Street Fighter while Chun Li was doing her spinning bird kick to see her pixellated knickers?
    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Always:cool: Have you ever seen 2girls 1 cup?:D
    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    No


    have you ever shot a wad of hot spunk into a young wan's eye.

    yes, yes, yes and yes

    wanna be friends?


  • #34
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    red_ice wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever given reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence?


    No

    Have you ever wanted to punch a fellow boarder?


  • #35
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    red_ice wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever given reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence?

    No.

    Have you ever been evaluated for a possible psychiatric illness?


  • #36
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    No.

    Have you ever been evaluated for a possible psychiatric illness?

    No. Have you ever watched Family Guy?


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  • #37
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    yes

    have you ever caught a butterfly


  • #38
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    MooseJam wrote: »
    yes

    have you ever caught a butterfly

    Yes and it died because i never put holes on the lid of the jar...:(

    Did you ever go to Tokyo?


  • #39
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    MooseJam wrote: »
    yes

    have you ever caught a butterfly

    Yes. Have you ever caught an STD?


  • #40
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    yes. Off yore ma!!!!
    Have you ever wondered why they stopped making pop rocks:(


  • #41
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Yes. Have you ever caught an STD?

    Herpes twice, and the clap. Eyyyyyy! Have you ever posted an illiterate reply to a Youtube video?


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  • #42
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    amcalester wrote: »
    No

    Have you ever wanted to punch a fellow boarder?

    oh yeah.

    wanna know which one?


  • #43
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    longshanks wrote: »
    oh yeah.

    wanna know which one?

    yes I do

    Why did you want to punch them?


  • #44
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    sam34 wrote: »
    :rolleyes:
    when i was answering a question, yes i did.
    the post from me that you have quoted was a suggestion to help the thread along.:rolleyes:

    Have you ever used roll eyes gratuitously?


  • #45
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    javaboy wrote: »
    Have you ever posted an illiterate reply to a Youtube video?

    No...there's a thing called youtube? must stay in more

    Gone to the loo to find there's no toilet roll.....and hate youself for not checking first :o


  • #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    themadchef wrote: »
    No...there's a thing called youtube? must stay in more

    Gone to the loo to find there's no toilet roll.....and hate youself for not checking first :o

    Oh jesus yes.

    Have you ever wiped with a towel?


  • #47
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,155 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    Oh jesus yes.

    Have you ever wiped with a towel?

    Yes

    Have you ever wondered what your own urine tasted like and gone ahead and tasted it?


  • #48
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Yes. Have you ever caught an STD?

    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    yes. Off yore ma!!!!
    Have you ever wondered why they stopped making pop rocks:(


    Thats funny. She siad she caught it off YOUR MA!!!

    Have you ever eaten rabbit?


  • #49
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Peyton Dazzling Tumbleweed wrote: »
    Oh jesus yes.

    Have you ever wiped with a towel?

    No.. I know a lad who used his shirt once though :(

    Have you ever had a luxury ****? (with a johnny on in other words)


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Yes

    Have you ever wondered what your own urine tasted like and gone ahead and tasted it?

    No

    But did inadvertently.Was watching a ballgame bursting for a piss so decanted into an empty red stripe can.next morning picked up the can ,felt heavy and took a good swallow.

    Uuuuuurgh


  • #51
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    No.. I know a lad who used his shirt once though :(

    Have you ever had a luxury ****? (with a johnny on in other words)

    Yes.

    Have you ever showered in brown water?


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