Today, I got laid

jj99

..Off

Nichololas

Bummer.

Jay D

two getting let go in my place too. Thankfully I am safe till March at least :eek:

Sea Devils

Unfortunate

Suaimhneach

Hard luck.
Stay positive.

dr.bollocko

Yeah. But not HIV positive. Probably a good thing you didnt get laid.

AckwelFoley

Thats sad

No seriously, chin up.

Cianos

What? Who had sex now?

Stercus Accidit

Yes, lol at clever use of title and ironic delivery of alternate thread context.

Well done, sorry to hear about the job.

Have a thanks on me.

Mark200

My best friend's mam is getting laid off within the next two weeks. She's a single parent, it's gonna be tough

dr.bollocko

This is a thread that deserves the spawning of yet more parody threads.

qz

Stinger.

Plug

Everyone including my myself where we work got a 3 day week:( About 18-20 people.

kingtut

7 people in my place got let go....but I'm not one of them

iPlop

jj99 wrote: »

..Off

thats a load a bollix:eek:.I thought you sank the banana

Holsten

I got laid on.

It hurt.

iPlop

:mad:my job aint safe they reckon december 2009 and im gone

dr.bollocko

Septic Leper wrote: »

:mad:my job aint safe they reckon december 2009 and im gone

Will it be the leprosy or the Septicness that takes you in the end?

ejmaztec

Must be time to start scanning those €50 notes again. That half-blind lady in the corner-shop could do with upping her turnover a tad.

javaboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHX7f8ktlVY

Dord

Septic Leper wrote: »

:mad:my job aint safe they reckon december 2009 and im gone

Jaysus, that's nice of them! They gave you a years notice? :rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Yeah. But not HIV positive. Probably a good thing you didnt get laid.

i see what you did there... very good.

camel toe

**** ONE


lmao

4zn76tysfajdxp

Jobs are overrated.

Cookie_Monster

You are all just in the wrong industry. I got a 34% payrise two weeks ago, w00t recession!

John Mason

i am waiting to hear if i am going to be the 1/3 of my company which will be let go christmas week

Mackman

I got let off too, next friday's my last day. its all good though, casue after a few months of bumming around im jetting off to Australia to travel for a year

Turd Ferguson

My job is a solid as a tumor. I couldnt get fired if I wanted to (and I've tried)

So f*ck yous all


/middle finger

Jonathan

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

You are all just in the wrong industry. I got a 34% payrise two weeks ago, w00t recession!

What do you do?

Smart Bug

Crivens, that's a big bucket of crap OP.

I work in the belly of the beast, only way I can get sacked is if it shits me out.

javaboy

jmccrohan wrote: »

What do you do?

Pawnbroker.

Rob_l

javaboy wrote: »

Pawnbroker.

You sell chess pieces?

macaroni+cheese

my hours have been reduced. i could find a part time job to supplement, but seriously, when would i get a chance to live? that and my husband wants to find a new job. good luck to him. i suggest being a gigalo, but i dont think he would have many clients, bless him. life in this country is getting difficult, to say the least. at least i dont work for dunnes stores...

Smart Bug

javaboy wrote: »

Pornbroker.

Fixed...

Dave!

Sorry to hear that OP! Head down to your local dole office and hand in a CV, cos they're gonna need all the staff they can get over the next few years!

I was thinking of quitting my PT job recently, but now I'm thinking I'd be mad to do it... I wouldn't get another job for feckin ages! It's probably only a matter of time before they start cutting down on staff anyway. Hopefully it's LIFO :pac:

homerjay2005

we are all f*cked to be honest!!!!!

Cookie_Monster

jmccrohan wrote: »

What do you do?

Cookie tester:pac:

Cookie_Monster

jmccrohan wrote: »

What do you do?

Seriously though, work as part of financial control for a large multinational

faceman

Hmmm, now the other thread made more sense!

Cookie_Monster

faceman wrote: »

Hmmm, now the other thread made more sense!

eh?

moco

macaroni+cheese wrote: »

my hours have been reduced. i could find a part time job to supplement, but seriously, when would i get a chance to live? that and my husband wants to find a new job. good luck to him. i suggest being a gigalo, but i dont think he would have many clients, bless him. life in this country is getting difficult, to say the least. at least i dont work for dunnes stores...

What's going on with Dunnes?

faceman

moco wrote: »

What's going on with Dunnes?

They are outsourcing the Cereal lanes to India. You have to go to India to buy your Corn Flakes

KnifeWRENCH

Aw sorry to hear that OP

Fortunately I know I won't be laid off any time soon - because I don't have a job. One of the perks of being a student!

MagicMarker

I started a new job yesterday.

I rock.

Berty

As I sit and read this I realise I should be working and possibly the boss is watching.

My car parked outside the door has a permanently on tracking device so the F**K knows where I am.

Im last in so during the Jan shake up Im sure to be first out. The next guy after me is there 14 years. Damn!

BaZmO*

And to make it worse I got a letter this morning from the ESB saying that due to rising global oil prices and the costs of wages in general they are regrettably turning off the light at the end of the tunnel.

listermint

quirke_folder wrote: »

As I sit and read this I realise I should be working and possibly the boss is watching.

My car parked outside the door has a permanently on tracking device so the F**K knows where I am.

Im last in so during the Jan shake up Im sure to be first out. The next guy after me is there 14 years. Damn!

Yeah but if you off him, then you stay right???

Agent Smith

jj99 wrote: »

Today i got laid..Off

I dedicate this Recession Song to you good sir (or madam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNTmjlf1vI

infacta

Mackman wrote: »

I got let off too, next friday's my last day. its all good though, casue after a few months of bumming around im jetting off to Australia to travel for a year

Today is my last day then out off this crap hopefully for good goin to oz have a job and all so see yeah suckers

dr.bollocko

infacta wrote: »

Today is my last day then out off this crap hopefully for good goin to oz have a job and all so see yeah suckers

Hard luck buddy.
Hope you get your parole soon.

infacta

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Hard luck buddy.
Hope you get your parole soon.

Parole that would involve being in prison getting free food free accomodation but unfortunitly not my cup of tea plus i aint one for the spooning