Why Don't Men Wear Skirts

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I don't particularly want to wear a skirt but why is it only womens do?
I'd say a summer breeze blowing through would be nice. Plus you could whip out the lad in super quick time. Whats the history of the skirt I wonder that its exclusive to women. Obviously it usually looks great on a woman with nice smooth tanned legs etc etc and it has that added benefit of ease of access when things get a bit frisky. It would also obviously look stupid on a guy, but aside from that...pros/cons?

byhookorbycrook

kilts?

ntlbell

sarongs?

Xavi6

Cause it's ghey?

Berty

Sarongs

Berty

ntlbell wrote: »

sarongs?

Snap

ntlbell

hot

Radharc na Sleibhte

Obviously it'd be a bit (fairly) gay, but sure before it was decided men don't wear skirts. Who said skirts for women, trousers for men? I don't wanna wear a skirt, but my balls do be sweating something serious sometimes.

Big Knox

Cause my knob is too big...

Absolutely no other reason. True Story. :pac:

Big Knox

ntlbell wrote: »

gay

Fixed that for ya!!

ejmaztec

Not too good on a windy day (now you see it, now you don't) if you don't want to end up on the sex-offender's register for flashing. :eek:

biko

MikeySligo wrote: »

Whats the history of the skirt I wonder that its exclusive to women.

A brief history of skirts

Once we had got beyond bearskins and woad, this item of female apparel was the indicator of a woman's status. A bustle said to your French aristocrat that he had a buxom (well-fed) mistress, while layers of impenetrable petticoats indicated to a Victorian gentleman that this woman was on a pedestal, and he should be looking up.

themadchef

Men cant keep their knees together. *Squish* me thinks!

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Big Knox wrote: »

Cause my knob is too big...

Absolutely no other reason. True Story. :pac:

Suppose, if you had a bit of a dangler, it probably wouldn't be the most attractive sight to a woman. Then again, maybe she'd love it.

Dragan

I've worn a kilt. Comfy as hell but the proper dress kilts are far from light.

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themadchef wrote: »

*Squish* me thinks!

Surely all the more reason to wear a skirt?

ntlbell

ejmaztec wrote: »

Not too good on a windy day (now you see it, now you don't) if you don't want to end up on the sex-offender's register for flashing. :eek:

willy warmer ftw

Kiera

I wouldn't like to see a guy in a mico-mini with a pair of nads hanging out to be honest.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Now for the boring bit. Men wore skirt/sarong type clothes for many centuries until the Huns found that riding a horse was easier/more comfortable if the material of the skirt was wrapped around the legs and so developed the basic trouser design. It them became a very male thing to wear. The rest is history...

ejmaztec

ntlbell wrote: »

willy warmer ftw

With a kilt in this weather you'd need a strap-on thermos flask.

ntlbell

Kiera wrote: »

I wouldn't like to see a guy in a mico-mini with a pair of nads hanging out to be honest.

goway

ye'd love it

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Elora Many Coconut wrote: »

Now for the boring bit. Men wore skirt/sarong type clothes for many centuries until the Huns found that riding a horse was easier/more comfortable if the material of the skirt was wrapped around the legs and so developed the basic trouser design. It them became a very male thing to wear. The rest is history...

Thread Closed so.
Theres my answer.
It was Atillas doing 1500 years ago.

ntlbell

ejmaztec wrote: »

With a kilt in this weather you'd need a strap-on thermos flask.

Thanks for noticing...:o

She doesn't call it the alabama swamp snake for nothing

Kiera

ntlbell wrote: »

goway

ye'd love it

I just got a mental image of you wearing one. I threw up a little in my mouth

ntlbell

Kiera wrote: »

I just got a mental image of you wearing one. I threw up a little in my mouth

Sorry, Should have washed my helmet.

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ntlbell wrote: »

Sorry, Should have washed my helmet.

Should be easy in the skirt.
You could just dunk it in a puddle or something.

Mackman

It does sound good for those hot summer days when the balls get all sweaty, a nice breeze would be great. but......if men started to wear skirts, where would it stop? i.e. men wear skirts, legs are cold, so men wear tights. mens legs are hairy and ugly, so they shave their legs, then they'd start wearing high heels (cause apparently mens legs look great in high heels:rolleyes:) all thats left is to strap on a pair of boobs

OldGoat

Skirts are not only for women. All around the world men wear skirts of one type or another. Every man here has worn a 'skirt' at some time in his life, be it a towel when you get out of the shower or a dressing gown/bath robe...all of which are skirts. A quick google brings up the following and I'm sure it's not a comprehensive list:
Kilt, Lunghi, Sarong, Kikoi, Pareo, Sulu, Galabeya, Toga, Saris, Kimono, Hanbok, dirndl, Loincloth, midi, muumuu, pannier, sarong, pakome, lava-lava, canga, tupenu, ki-koi, lunghi, robe, tunic, alb, dhoti…

Perhaps it's just the insecurities of men in most 'Western' cultures that see wearing a 'skirt' an issue.

Kinetic^

Too much breeze. You gotta keep the twins at optomal temperature to ensure maximum damage when issuing facials to the lusty ladies.

Rob_l

swedish men tried or someone in sweden tried to bring back the skirt for men as work wear
http://www.thelocal.se/9689/20080117/

ChocolateSauce

I know several men who wear skirts on a regular basis.

Kiera

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

I know several men who wear skirts on a regular basis.

Your sisters don’t count!

OldGoat

Kiera wrote: »

Your sisters don’t count!

But your Ma keeps notches on the bedpost.

baDaaaaBumm - Tishhhhhhh

6th

I'd look like a grandfather clock!

ntlbell

6th wrote: »

I'd look like a grandfather clock!

huge lamp shade i would have said

FlutterinBantam

Very handy when taking a dump.

Just push the knees out to 45 degree angle,adopt a push position, pull the gusset to one side and back her out.

then just stand up and all falls into place!!!

fuchkin Ace I say,Ace

ejmaztec

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Very handy when taking a dump.

Just push the knees out to 45 degree angle,adopt a push position, pull the gusset to one side and back her out.

then just stand up and all falls into place!!!

fuchkin Ace Arse I say,AceArse

fyp

ScumLord

Because their ****e. Like an overpriced, short one legged pant. Men moved on century's ago women are only beginning to see sense now.

peasant

Biologically speaking men SHOULD be wearing skirts really.

Your balls are outside your body for a reason. Sperm production functions at its optimum when the temperature there is a good bit cooler than the 37 degrees normal body temperature.

Squeezing the whole apparatus into tight trousers, thus insulating and heating it is counter-productive (in the true word sense)

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peasant wrote: »

Biologically speaking men SHOULD be wearing skirts really.

Your balls are outside your body for a reason. Sperm production functions at its optimum when the temperature there is a good bit cooler than the 37 degrees normal body temperature.

Squeezing the whole apparatus into tight trousers, thus insulating and heating it is counter-productive (in the true word sense)

That was exactly my point, that it nearly makes more sense for men to be wearing skirts than women folk.

gurramok

MikeySligo wrote: »

That was exactly my point, that it nearly makes more sense for men to be wearing skirts than women folk.

The Romans wore skirts and we know all about their warrior type abilities as well as pillaging and raping any female in sight whilst wearing those red skirts

Rob_l

gurramok wrote: »

The Romans wore skirts and we know all about their warrior type abilities as well as pillaging and raping any female in sight whilst wearing those red skirts

were are your romans now?

probably beaten by men with the trousers on

thebman

Rob_l wrote: »

were are your romans now?

probably beaten by men with the trousers on

Your right, if we were skirts now, the terrorists will win! :eek:

gurramok

Rob_l wrote: »

were are your romans now?

probably beaten by men with the trousers on

Women. They are the new overlords*

*hope not!

Rob_l

gurramok wrote: »

Women. They are the new overlords*

*hope not!

I for one will enjoy bowing down before our new women overlords in short skirts hmmmmmm nice view down here:D

marzic

They dont wear skirts because the dont have to, they can slope around forums and chatrooms pretending to be women instead, the skirt is optional/bonus. I am a man, by the way, just so you know but if i did want to wear womens cloths it would have to be them hocky skirts... kinky!

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marzic wrote: »

They dont wear skirts because the dont have to, they can slope around forums and chatrooms pretending to be women instead, the skirt is optional/bonus. I am a man, by the way, just so you know but if i did want to wear womens cloths it would have to be them hocky skirts... kinky!

You just called yourself kinky....:D

marzic

...yeahIknow...

espinolman

MikeySligo wrote: »

I don't particularly want to wear a skirt but why is it only womens do?
I'd say a summer breeze blowing through would be nice. Plus you could whip out the lad in super quick time. Whats the history of the skirt I wonder that its exclusive to women. Obviously it usually looks great on a woman with nice smooth tanned legs etc etc and it has that added benefit of ease of access when things get a bit frisky. It would also obviously look stupid on a guy, but aside from that...pros/cons?

Men don't wear skirts because it is planned that way , its all about population control and eugenics , trousers are made fashionable for men that crush and overheat them and help to lower the sperm count , to keep the population down , if men wore looser clothes and became healthy then the population would increase which would increase carbon emissions (which by the way is good for the environment) and they can not have that because the elite psychopaths want the planet all for themselves.

OldGoat

espinolman wrote: »

Men don't wear skirts because it is planned that way , its all about population control and eugenics , trousers are made fashionable for men that crush and overheat them and help to lower the sperm count , to keep the population down , if men wore looser clothes and became healthy then the population would increase which would increase carbon emissions (which by the way is good for the environment) and they can not have that because the elite psychopaths want the planet all for themselves.

As a member of the elite I resent your use of the word 'psychopath'. We are more sociopathic then psychopathic.
Can you give a source for your claim that more carbon dioxide would be of benefit to the environment. It's an intriguing statement and if you can educate me you may find that there is a place for you amongst the Elite...IF you pass the qualifying tests of course.

briandy

Sorry, Should have washed my helmet.