Your last text message??

LeahBaby

What's the last message you just sent to someone..

Mine was " Sometimes I wish crows were extinct" - That Kia Ora add pisses me off...!

And, FYI ... My ma doesn't have a phone.

Dave!

"Nah man, dunno if its online. Try justin.tv, else I dunno"

Kiera

How does your ma not have a phone?

The exact message was: and a dvd and the wall hanging things x

drunkmonkey

sweet xxx can't wait....

KTRIC

"you can get all the Bahn cards in Gronsdorf station"

Quazzie

"I've just become a daddy. Baby boy **** **** 7lb 8oz"




*Name removed

iamnothim

"We're probably only staying for a couple more songs I'd say."

CDfm

"i do what i can.it makes her day"

AckwelFoley

'sorry about last nite, i didnt realise u were asleep..honest'

sorrywhat

ah shur ill come out to. im starving

LeahBaby

" Ah Babe, I'm Knackered and I've a gammy eye today !"

Puddleduck

'Coz I like doing it.'

Duerty

Wurly

'hi dude, sorry if this wakes you up but will you bring my mate's jacket to college tomorrow night? Oh and btw - happy birthday'.

Yeah - very boring.:(

Turd Ferguson

My last text is kinda sick so read at you're own will

Dude,i think the reason mary harney is stopping this vaccination is because over 80% of her diet is made up of the extracted wombs of cervical cancer patients.she's just looking after herself

I like to annoy a mate of mine who live in Cork with loads of texts. This is one of about 15 i sent last night.

Rob_l

this thread is for post count whores +1 for me

Puddleduck

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

My last text is kinda sick so read at you're own will

Dude,i think the reason mary harney is stopping this vaccination is because over 80% of her diet is made up of the extracted wombs of cervical cancer patients.she's just looking after herself

I like to annoy a mate of mine who live in Cork with loads of texts. This is one of about 15 i sent last night.

You sound like such an awesome friend

LeahBaby

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

My last text is kinda sick so read at you're own will

Dude,i think the reason mary harney is stopping this vaccination is because over 80% of her diet is made up of the extracted wombs of cervical cancer patients.she's just looking after herself

I like to annoy a mate of mine who live in Cork with loads of texts. This is one of about 15 i sent last night.

Nothing like a bit of friend womb in the morning.

:rolleyes:

Karmaa

'Merry christmas gay xXx so 2k and spending money?'
that was a 'good morning' from my charming best friend and I'm not gay

Adam

"good morning, how's your face today? did you get past the chorus in the end? coffee = pure wop!"

AdamDee

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

My last text is kinda sick so read at you're own will

Dude,i think the reason mary harney is stopping this vaccination is because over 80% of her diet is made up of the extracted wombs of cervical cancer patients.she's just looking after herself

I like to annoy a mate of mine who live in Cork with loads of texts. This is one of about 15 i sent last night.

I KNEW IT!

Oh and the last message I sent was, 'Yes. Sure. Maybe twice.'

biko

"Should I come there or you come here?"

Dun laoire

Man the head on you in that photo.

Zangetsu

"Your cocaine is on the boat, should be with you by Tuesday.

-GWB"

citytillidie

We shall be getting X amount of money in a few weeks.

mickos

'No problem, Its a pity, Its badly needed I'd say'

Now my second last txt that was interestin.

stovelid

'Could we get fined for flares or pitch invasion?'

_blank_

stovelid wrote: »

'Could we get fined for flares or pitch invasion?'

The answer is yes.

citytillidie

Des wrote: »

The answer is yes.

Just ask Derry City been fined nearly after every game as one set of supporters group alway lit a flare. :mad:

Xavi6

To MrJoeSoap -

"Hey man, some bird just ripped off your thread!"

:pac:

Creamy Goodness

"over in aungier street, get your gee over here."

Adam

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

"over in aungier street, get your gee over here."

omw

Mint Sauce

nod a bodder, see ya later

Jay P

"But it would be so slow, you wouldn't see yourself become one of the crowd and by then it would be too late... And I already said I like your strangeness so it dont matter! Anyhoo, I'm gonna go cos this phone isn't working properly and its driving me mad so goodnight *insert girlfriend's name*! xxxxxx thanks again!"

stovelid

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

"over in aungier street, get your gee over here."

Booty call text of the year.

Homer

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

sent to a good mate

ScumLord

"Ya"

Any dude who has X's in any text sent needs a paddling!


My last one was very long full of rabble but basically the jist of it was regarding a party on Friday night.

LeahBaby

Xavi6 wrote: »

To MrJoeSoap -

"Hey man, some bird just ripped off your thread!"

:pac:

Jaysus...Must be bored if you can go back and search posts from March to make a point.

make an original thread so!

DEmeant0r

ScumLord wrote: »

"Ya"

That was the response to the last text message I sent to ScumLord

"You're gay?"

Korvanica

"if you take the end of my controller again ill smash your gaytar hero controller"

sent to my housemate who robbed my controller connector deely for the 360(wired ones), to play guitar hero, which im not a fan of, as it leaves me controllerless

00112984

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

"I've just become a daddy. Baby boy **** **** 7lb 8oz"

Congrats!

My last text was to my brother-in-law who got an interesting knock on his hotel door at 2am, in China, a few days ago.

"Eh, John, she meant "service" in a different way. Plus, why would the hotel maid call around at 2am? Can't believe you handed her the bin and asked for fresh towels though".

EdgarAllenPoo

Mine was this morning at 3.40am. "Going to bed, my brain has fried and died." Trying to finish a college assignment.

CDfm

00112984 wrote: »

Congrats!

My last text was to my brother-in-law who got an interesting knock on his hotel door at 2am, in China, a few days ago.

"Eh, John, she meant "service" in a different way. Plus, why would the hotel maid call around at 2am? Can't believe you handed her the bin and asked for fresh towels though".

thats great- i used to work with an Irish accountant who when he met a prossie at bar of a London hotel where an accountancy body function was being held proceeded to ask her where she had trained and what she specialised in. He still insists that she was wearing a blue pinstripe suit she looked like an accountant but I dont believe that- the mini was a giveaway.

barryfitz

here man im on my way out to mulhuddart. Jp is probably your best bet. he knows where all the cds are.

The Master

"Love is too strong a word, but we're getting there"

The Master

The Master wrote: »

"Love is too strong a word, but we're getting there"

ouch!

NewFrockTuesday

dont 4get de tatyo

Ops Man up in Belfast today. Nordie Tatyo taste different. Theres a taste off happenning tomorrow. Im defending the fenian Tatyo. :pac:

Adam

The Master wrote: »

"Love is too strong a word, but we're getting there"

she hasn't taken it in the back door yet?

The Master

Mirror wrote: »

she hasn't taken it in the back door yet?

No , not yet:D

6th

"Ok, I'll let you know."

ntlbell

6th wrote: »

"Ok, I'll let you know."

test results back yet?