In case you still don't get it

JoeTheDumber

For those who still do not understand the end goal of this planned financial crisis.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKTRE4A900720081110?pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0

Waken up.

Dave!

It's a NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!!! :eek:

Sean Quagmire

oh right...sorry

The Master

Great user name

4zn76tysfajdxp

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives

Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills run for your lives

javaboy

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Waken up.

I'm awake. I just don't care.

swingking

/awaits run_to_the_hills response

JoeTheDumber

Dave! wrote: »

It's a NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!!! :eek:

You got it, create the crisis and then provide the solution. Same old trick since time began.

JoeTheDumber

javaboy wrote: »

I'm awake. I just don't care.

You'll care when you are rioting for food next summer.

connundrum

What will the new world currency be called?

EuroDollar & Cent(s)

Bring back the punt

Quazzie

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

You'll care when you are rioting for food next summer.

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

JoeTheDumber

connundrum wrote: »

What will the new world currency be called?

EuroDollar & Cent(s)

Bring back the punt

The Phoenix, as mentioned by Time Magazine back in the 80's.

JoeTheDumber

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

Oh, such fun it is. Ignorance is bliss.

Rob_l

I still dont get it, joe!

Gummy Panda

NWO!!!!!

/puts on tinfoil hat with a spinning propellor

JoeTheDumber

Rob_l wrote: »

I still dont get it, joe!

Don't worry, about this time Jeremy Kyle will be on talking to twelve years olds, trying to determine the father of their third child.

Just relax.

javaboy

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

You'll care when you are rioting for food next summer.

No I won't because I won't be rioting for food next summer. Keep your conspiracy theories in the conspiracy theory forum please. I don't rant about my genital warts in the consumer electronics forum do I?

I'm going back to sleep now. Don't waken me up again Joe.

Rob_l

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Don't worry, about this time Jeremy Kyle will be on talking to twelve years olds, trying to determine the father of their third child.

Just relax.

I can relax then, Jeremy explains it all so's I understands

JoeTheDumber

Gummy Panda wrote: »

NWO!!!!!

/puts on tinfoil hat with a spinning propellor

They are slapping you over the fact with this, and yet you still make a joke of it. Could you give me a lend of your DVD box set Band of Brothers, I give you my Friends 7th series in return.

javaboy

Gummy Panda wrote: »

NWO!!!!!

/puts on tinfoil hat with a spinning propellor

The spinning propellor will create turbulence which can be picked up by the subterranean ultrasonic rectangulators! Where did you go to conspiracy school? Amateur. :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

no.

Friends sucks. I like Band of Brothers. It got all the big explosions.

But for brothers, they sure all don't look a like

javaboy

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

I give you my Friends 7th series in return.

No deal. If you get your channel hopping just right, I think you can actually watch an entire series of Friends in one night between E4, RTE2, Channel 4 and E4+1.

Quazzie

Gummy Panda wrote: »

no.

Friends sucks. I like Band of Brothers. It got all the big explosions.

But for brothers, they sure all don't look a like

And for a band they ain't that great live

Cool_CM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

Now now, there was no call that sh*te:(

Quazzie

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

They are slapping you over the fact with this,

Damn I hate thems slappers!

Dudess

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

They are slapping you over the fact with this, and yet you still make a joke of it. Could you give me a lend of your DVD box set Band of Brothers, I give you my Friends 7th series in return.

Gordon Brown made a fairly off-the-cuff remark - I don't see that as "slapping us all over the face"...

Trev M

Everyone go back to sleep , here's something shiney to consume....stop awakening people until the mothership has arrived.

Gummy Panda

Trev M wrote: »

...stop awakening people until the mothership has arrived.

is the mothership Mary Harney?

johnnyrotten

JoeTheDumber = Apt

aidan_walsh

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

You got it, create the crisis and then provide the solution. Same old trick since time began.

Hardly "new" then, is it?

thebman

I don't understand whats wrong with a global society?

JoeTheDumber

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Hardly "new" then, is it?

Enough to fool 99% of the plebs.

javaboy

What happens to people to turn them into conspiracy theorists?
Are they smarter than us and see the actions of our "benevolent" overlords for what they really are?
Did they get dropped on their heads and suddenly become paranoid and suspicious of everything?
Is it a chemical imbalance or glandular?
Did they have a bad experience with an authority figure in their childhood which caused them to be wary of any and all forms of authority?
Did they unplug themselves from the matrix?
Did they read 1984 and take it a little too literally?

I'm curious about how it happens tbh. I've seen loads of people post conspiracy theories here but I've yet to see them convince a non-conspiracy theorist about what they are on about. So I'm not really sure that simply showing people Youtube videos and arguing the case for conspiracy theories actually recruits new people to the cause.
Maybe some kind of indoctrination camp where they brainwash you would work but from a purely logistical point of view I consider that a bit unlikely. There are too many conspiracy theorists cropping up independently for it to be an organised thing.

So can any of our resident conspiracy theorists shed any light on this for me as I'm genuinely curious. How did you become one? Are you born a CT or do you become one? Is it a choice?

JoeTheDumber

brim4brim wrote: »

I don't understand whats wrong with a global society?

:eek: Are you havin' a laugh?

Here is an insight for you. When the big boys say that they are going to introduce the same health levels throughout the world, don't think that means the Africans are going to get great health care. It means they are going to take us down to their standard.

JoeTheDumber

javaboy wrote: »

?

Don't drag this off topic. No one is trying to convince anyone, I am merely introducing the truth and whatever happens, happens.

Gummy Panda

The Truth..

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Gordon Browne wrote: »

"My message is that we must be: internationalist not protectionist; interventionist not neutral; progressive not reactive; and forward looking not frozen by events.

We must move forward not backwards.
Upwards not forwards.
And always twirling, twirling towards freedom!!!

Trev M

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

:eek: Are you havin' a laugh?

Here is an insight for you. When the big boys say that they are going to introduce the same health levels throughout the world, don't think that means the Africans are going to get great health care. It means they are going to take us down to their standard.

Harney the Lizzard for Global Health minister....

Trev M

Gummy Panda wrote: »

The Truth..

Basement cat is behind it all:D

JoeTheDumber

Gummy Panda wrote: »

The Truth..

Only 39 years to pay on that one bed apartment?

javaboy

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Don't drag this off topic. No one is trying to convince anyone, I am merely introducing the truth and whatever happens, happens.

Your original post:

JoeTheDumber wrote:

For those who still do not understand the end goal of this planned financial crisis.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/domest...BrandChannel=0

Waken up.

Looks like somebody trying to convince people to me. Seriously though will you please answer my question? How or why did you become a conspiracy theorist?

Gummy Panda

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Only 39 years to pay on that one bed apartment?

?

<=== I live in a forest and sometimes sit in a tree.

indough

i see it as being like a post traumatic stress reaction to media saturation in our lives, its related to something called mean world syndrome

what unnerves me about hardcore conspiracy theorists is that i always get the impression that they want these things to be true, like they need there to be some sort of plan to things and they have an inability to accept that sometimes things just happen

in that way i see it as a kind of new religion

JoeTheDumber

javaboy wrote: »

Seriously though will you please answer my question? How or why did you become a conspiracy theorist?

I am no such thing. What gives you that impression? I post a link to a newspaper which quotes Brown. Don't confuse his words with mine, he is the one referring to "world government".

ScumLord

The global community has to happen. It's the obvious step. Nothings going to stop people belonging to local community's but we need to have world leader so we can go into space as one and kick the living **** out of those aliens killing our cattle.

Trev M

indough wrote: »

i see it as being like a post traumatic stress reaction to media saturation in our lives, its related to something called mean world syndrome

what unnerves me about hardcore conspiracy theorists is that i always get the impression that they want these things to be true, like they need there to be some sort of plan to things and they have an inability to accept that sometimes things just happen

in that way i see it as a kind of new religion

The truth is , reality for a lot of people is pretty boring...{holds hand up}

aidan_walsh

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Enough to fool 99% of the plebs.

EuFatCat?

JoeTheDumber

ScumLord wrote: »

The global community has to happen. It's the obvious step. Nothings going to stop people belonging to local community's.

Right, you name a pesant who has ever started a war???

javaboy

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Casey?

FYP

indough

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

I am no such thing. What gives you that impression? I post a link to a newspaper which quotes Brown. Don't confuse his words with mine, he is the one referring to "world government".

thought he said 'global society'?

javaboy

indough wrote: »

thought he said 'global society'?

"World Government" sounds more sinister. For someone so keen on the truth Joe is sure taking some liberties with it. Don't confuse his words with mine indeed.