Bunny boilers

Jet Black

A friend of mine broke up with his missus 3 months ago, he let her stay in the house until they sell it. He got a letter yesterday morning form her with a mortgage application. Shes buying a new house but the market being the way it is cant get it by herself and needs him to go on the mortgage with her.
But anyway back to the letter. I did not believe this when he said it to me. But it went something like this.
Please read and sign the application attached to this letter. Once you sign this I will move out of the house and into my own place. I will still need my share of the property as agreed before. Also could you please return my parasol (in its box) I left in your friends house during the summer. Thank you.
...... First of all to have the balls to ask someone to put there name on the mortgage that they wont see ever again is madness. Then to ask for an old parasol that his friend(ahem) probably threw on a bonfire. Thats just crazy.

Another friend of mine broke up with her bf heard nothing from him for a couple of months until he knocked on her door one day asking for his dog back. She really liked the dog but he bought it so she gave it back to him. But the bastard got the dog put down. She came came home the week after that from work and there was bleach sprayed all over the carpets and walls. All her clothes where the same.

So my questions is, do people turn into nuts when they split up from somebody?

(also where will I get a crank style parasol?)

javaboy

You know you can go unregged in PI right?

the drifter

yes a broken heart does strange things to a person....

cept me....i have no heart...

WindSock

WILD RABBIT STEW WITH ROOT VEGETABLES

Ingredients:

Serves 4

2 wild rabbits
2 onions
3 carrots
3 parsnips
2 turnips
200gms of mixed wild mushrooms
4 roosters potatoes
100gms smoked bacon
1 small tin of chopped tomatoes
1 small tin of tomato puree
2 sprigs of rosemary
2 sprigs of thyme
2 sprigs of sage
4 cloves of garlic
100mls of red wine
Salt and pepper
Method:

The rabbit stock:
Debone rabbit and portion. Put bones in oven and roast. In a pot put onion trimmings, herbs, tomato puree and roasted bones. Top up with water and simmer for as long as possible. Sieve and put aside.

The vegetables:
Peel all vegetables and cut into appropriate seizes and put to one side Trim up bacon and clean the mushrooms.

The stew:
In large pot sauté off the diced onions, trimmed bacon, all the herbs and the garlic. Add the tomato puree and tin of tomatoes. Add bottle of red wine. Add rabbit stock and bring up to simmer.

On a hot pan seal the seasoned rabbit portions and add to pot. Simmer for about 30mins. Add all vegetables and potatoes and simmer for a further 40 mins and serve with a good fresh ciabatta or other rustic bread.

KTRIC

My ex called the cops on me and told them I was harassing her. She was proper nuts, I was only stalking her, there's a difference.

muppetkiller

You think women only go crazy after a break up...I had a girl from work call over to my house with all her belongings saying that we had discussed it and thought it was a great idea if she moved in with me.

I had only ever said hello to her twice. FREAK !!!!
(and no she wasn't hot so I didn't let her in )

Kiera

There are a lot more men "bunny boilers" than women! FACT!

Sharpshooter

Tell her the parasol had its fair share of ups and downs at the friends house and vanished, and as for the letter that never arrived...;)

sorrywhat

some people are just crazy.

killing the dog. thats a bit psycho tbh. that person needs to see someone.

but when people are heart broken they get irrational.

it happens

John Mason

why are people so strange ?

i think we should round up all the buny boilers and er....ahem.... actual boil them, it would make the world a much nicer place to live in

Trev M

Kiera wrote: »

There are a lot more men "bunny boilers" than women! FACT!

Typin FACT! Doesnt make it so ...try again.

Puddleduck

Oh come on! Like nobody here has ever wanted to cut the knees and elbows out of their exs clothes, or hairspray their cds or some other mindless form of petty petty sweet revenge...

I never got to though....:(

But the dog thing is just wrong.

andrewh5

Kiera wrote: »

There are a lot more men "bunny boilers" than women! FACT!

Complete crap!

biko

And so another "men are idiots, women are insane" thread starts...

brianthebard

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

why are people so strange ?

i think we should round up all the buny boilers and er....ahem.... actual boil them, it would make the world a much nicer place to live in

Wouldn't doing that make you a bunny boiler, and you'd have to throw yourself into the pot too? Infinite regression!!

Elessar

heymcflyx wrote: »

A friend of mine broke up with his missus 3 months ago, he let her stay in the house until they sell it. He got a letter yesterday morning form her with a mortgage application. Shes buying a new house but the market being the way it is cant get it by herself and needs him to go on the mortgage with her.
But anyway back to the letter. I did not believe this when he said it to me. But it went something like this.
Please read and sign the application attached to this letter. Once you sign this I will move out of the house and into my own place. I will still need my share of the property as agreed before. Also could you please return my parasol (in its box) I left in your friends house during the summer. Thank you.
...... First of all to have the balls to ask someone to put there name on the mortgage that they wont see ever again is madness. Then to ask for an old parasol that his friend(ahem) probably threw on a bonfire. Thats just crazy.

Another friend of mine broke up with her bf heard nothing from him for a couple of months until he knocked on her door one day asking for his dog back. She really liked the dog but he bought it so she gave it back to him. But the bastard got the dog put down. She came came home the week after that from work and there was bleach sprayed all over the carpets and walls. All her clothes where the same.

So my questions is, do people turn into nuts when they split up from somebody?

(also where will I get a crank style parasol?)

What did the friend say to the crackpot who wanted his name on her mortgage?!

Kiera

Trev M wrote: »

Typin FACT! Doesnt make it so ...try again.

Prove me wrong.......

thebman

Kiera wrote: »

Prove me wrong.......

Prove yourself right, your the one that made the statement.

To make a statement and declare that it should be assumed to be fact until proven wrong is just bizarre

Turd Ferguson

brim4brim wrote: »

Prove yourself right, your the one that made the statement.

To make a statement and declare that it should be assumed to be fact until proven wrong is just bizarre

FACT

sorrywhat

yes im sure if you have broken up with someone on bad terms you would want to go and cut up there favourite t-shirts, break cd's , throw out their hair products, etc.

but most normal people wouldnt. you sit down with your best friends bitching about them and glare at them evey time you see them.

Wagon

Kiera wrote: »

Prove me wrong.......

Has a bloke ever waslked up to you and gone "I'VE CARVED YOUR NAME INTO MY FACE COS WE'RE IN LOOOVE!!!!!" And you wondered, "Who's he?" No never. I've never had a woman do that me me either, but it's a fact that it's more likely. This is due to women having easier access to knives...you know....being in the kitchen and all that...
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Welcome to logic!

Kiera

brim4brim wrote: »

Prove yourself right, your the one that made the statement.

To make a statement and declare that it should be assumed to be fact until proven wrong is just bizarre

Wow. Don’t be so touchy I was joking. Ever hear of a joke? I think not.

On a serious note. A Lot of guys I’ve met in the past have turned out to be bunny boilers.

Better?

Gummy Panda

Kiera wrote: »

Prove me wrong.......

Oblivously Kiera is a bunny boiler and trying to distract us from her true nature

Puddleduck

sorrywhat wrote: »

yes im sure if you have broken up with someone on bad terms you would want to go and cut up there favourite t-shirts, break cd's , throw out their hair products, etc.

but most normal people wouldnt. you sit down with your best friends bitching about them and glare at them evey time you see them.

Thats only for cowards

Yes I have heard of serious bunny boiler behaviour. Now burning all their stuff on a cleansing bonfire I could understand, thats out of anger and frustration, the sort of erratic behaviour like calling them up and being buddy buddy after being told 'Go Away!!' is weird. The mortgage thing is strange..why would he get a mortgage with his ex???

Sharpshooter

Elessar wrote: »

What did the friend say to the crackpot who wanted his name on her mortgage?!

" What letter ? "/ is what I hope he would say.
Deny getting any such letter.
What's wrong with her waiting until the house is sold , its not up to your friend to look out for her now.

Ginny

Believe me male ex's can be bunny boilers of the highest order.

Wagon

Ginny wrote: »

Believe me male ex's can be bunny boilers of the highest order.

That's only cos men tend to be taller than women.

Ginny

funnily enough the bitchiest men I've met were teeny tiny men.:D

AnonoBoy

I once had a girl tell me I had gotten her pregnant even though I'd never had sex with her.

She was disturbed. Also she wasn't pregnant by me or anybody else. Yet she insisted that the three negative tests I made her take were all wrong and she was pregnant.

Needless to say at that stage I stopped answering her calls.

KTRIC

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I once had a girl tell me I had gotten her pregnant even though I'd never had sex with her.

She was disturbed. Also she wasn't pregnant by me or anybody else. Yet she insisted that the three negative tests I made her take were all wrong and she was pregnant.

Needless to say at that stage I stopped answering her calls.

I bet you kissed her and thats how she got pregnant. We all know a peck on the cheek will do it , FACT !!!

AnonoBoy

KTRIC wrote: »

I bet you kissed her and thats how she got pregnant. We all know a peck on the cheek will do it , FACT !!!

I knew I should have paid attention in biology.

StormWarrior

I think male bunny boilers are the worst, I've endured two, neither of whom had I ever dated! The worst was a bloke named John who I made friends with because we had loads in common. I was friends with him for 2 years and he seemed fine at first but after about 2 years he became obsessed with me and asked me to marry him. He said he wanted me to be his housewife, he would earn all the money and I would just stay home having kids, at least 3. I told him I didn't have those feelings for him, I didn't want to be a housewife and I didn't want kids. He started going nuts and would constantly phone me at random times of day, sometimes even at 3am and nag me non-stop about how if I don't agree to his proposal and don't want kids then I'm really "sad and unnatural and will die alone."

The more I refused him the more it seemed to encourage him. We had a holiday booked (it was booked before all this craziness started) that we were meant to be going on together to Sweden, with some other friends as well. He told me of his plans to woo me on holiday and I told him not to bother, that I was going to try and pull myself some Swedish men. This made him so angry he started ranting about how "disgusting" it is for people to have sex and even go on dates if they are not married, then the nutter even said that he thinks God is going to end the world soon because of all the sinful behaviour like this that is going on. He actually said that his mission in life is to stop people from behaving like this so that the world can be saved!

He then overheard me tell a friend that my number 1 fantasy is to watch men being gay with each other. He went nuts, ranting and raving about how if he ever sees people being gay he will kick their heads in. I told him, don't come to Sweden then, you'll be kicking everyone's heads in. I told him he was getting to weird and just wasn't welcome on holiday any more. I tried to cut contact with him but he phoned and emailed me constantly, raving like a lunatic about how I am wrong, sad and unnatural for not wanting to marry him and have his kids, how everyone who is gay or divorced or has sex outside of marriage is hated by God and will cause the world to end. Eventually I said just stop contacting me now or I'll call the police.

He'll make some lucky woman a real catch one day. He even told me that if his future wife ever puts on weight and stops looking like a "supermodel" or if she bores him, he'll cheat on her. How he expects her to look like a supermodel after having all his kids I have no idea. As punishment for not wanting him, he wrote loads of pornographic stories about me and posted them on the internet, with my name and everything!

Wagon

Ginny wrote: »

funnily enough the bitchiest men I've met were teeny tiny men.:D

I see. Serious developments here on the ways men and women interact. So is that why women might subconscously prefer taller men?

Gummy Panda

StormWarrior wrote: »

He then overheard me tell a friend that my number 1 fantasy is to watch men being gay with each other. He went nuts, ranting and raving about how if he ever sees people being gay he will kick their heads in. I told him, don't come to Sweden then, you'll be kicking everyone's heads in. !

I'm showing this to my swedish friend. Finally the evidence i needed to prove his nation is a nation of puffs :pac:

BTW, women are into gay porn now?

Wagon

StormWarrior wrote: »

I think male bunny boilers are the worst, I've endured two, neither of whom had I ever dated! The worst was a bloke named John who I made friends with because we had loads in common. I was friends with him for 2 years and he seemed fine at first but after about 2 years he became obsessed with me and asked me to marry him. He said he wanted me to be his housewife, he would earn all the money and I would just stay home having kids, at least 3. I told him I didn't have those feelings for him, I didn't want to be a housewife and I didn't want kids. He started going nuts and would constantly phone me at random times of day, sometimes even at 3am and nag me non-stop about how if I don't agree to his proposal and don't want kids then I'm really "sad and unnatural and will die alone."

The more I refused him the more it seemed to encourage him. We had a holiday booked (it was booked before all this craziness started) that we were meant to be going on together to Sweden, with some other friends as well. He told me of his plans to woo me on holiday and I told him not to bother, that I was going to try and pull myself some Swedish men. This made him so angry he started ranting about how "disgusting" it is for people to have sex and even go on dates if they are not married, then the nutter even said that he thinks God is going to end the world soon because of all the sinful behaviour like this that is going on. He actually said that his mission in life is to stop people from behaving like this so that the world can be saved!

He then overheard me tell a friend that my number 1 fantasy is to watch men being gay with each other. He went nuts, ranting and raving about how if he ever sees people being gay he will kick their heads in. I told him, don't come to Sweden then, you'll be kicking everyone's heads in. I told him he was getting to weird and just wasn't welcome on holiday any more. I tried to cut contact with him but he phoned and emailed me constantly, raving like a lunatic about how I am wrong, sad and unnatural for not wanting to marry him and have his kids, how everyone who is gay or divorced or has sex outside of marriage is hated by God and will cause the world to end. Eventually I said just stop contacting me now or I'll call the police.

He'll make some lucky woman a real catch one day. He even told me that if his future wife ever puts on weight and stops looking like a "supermodel" or if she bores him, he'll cheat on her. How he expects her to look like a supermodel after having all his kids I have no idea. As punishment for not wanting him, he wrote loads of pornographic stories about me and posted them on the internet, with my name and everything!

Coooooooool!! Link please.

smog

Trev M wrote: »

Typin FACT! Doesnt make it so ...try again.

Fact! you forgot the fact statment to back it up - dont you know how the interweb works?

oeb

StormWarrior wrote: »

I think male bunny boilers are the worst, I've endured two, neither of whom had I ever dated! The worst was a bloke named John who I made friends with because we had loads in common. I was friends with him for 2 years and he seemed fine at first but after about 2 years he became obsessed with me and asked me to marry him. He said he wanted me to be his housewife, he would earn all the money and I would just stay home having kids, at least 3. I told him I didn't have those feelings for him, I didn't want to be a housewife and I didn't want kids. He started going nuts and would constantly phone me at random times of day, sometimes even at 3am and nag me non-stop about how if I don't agree to his proposal and don't want kids then I'm really "sad and unnatural and will die alone."

The more I refused him the more it seemed to encourage him. We had a holiday booked (it was booked before all this craziness started) that we were meant to be going on together to Sweden, with some other friends as well. He told me of his plans to woo me on holiday and I told him not to bother, that I was going to try and pull myself some Swedish men. This made him so angry he started ranting about how "disgusting" it is for people to have sex and even go on dates if they are not married, then the nutter even said that he thinks God is going to end the world soon because of all the sinful behaviour like this that is going on. He actually said that his mission in life is to stop people from behaving like this so that the world can be saved!

He then overheard me tell a friend that my number 1 fantasy is to watch men being gay with each other. He went nuts, ranting and raving about how if he ever sees people being gay he will kick their heads in. I told him, don't come to Sweden then, you'll be kicking everyone's heads in. I told him he was getting to weird and just wasn't welcome on holiday any more. I tried to cut contact with him but he phoned and emailed me constantly, raving like a lunatic about how I am wrong, sad and unnatural for not wanting to marry him and have his kids, how everyone who is gay or divorced or has sex outside of marriage is hated by God and will cause the world to end. Eventually I said just stop contacting me now or I'll call the police.

He'll make some lucky woman a real catch one day. He even told me that if his future wife ever puts on weight and stops looking like a "supermodel" or if she bores him, he'll cheat on her. How he expects her to look like a supermodel after having all his kids I have no idea. As punishment for not wanting him, he wrote loads of pornographic stories about me and posted them on the internet, with my name and everything!

This is great. Sex before marrige is against god! teh gay is against god.

brb commiting adultery.

_blank_

Had a bit of a thing on and off with a girl a few years back.

Hadn't seen her for a while, she had a boyfriend. Calls me up one evening, out of the blue to go for a drink, telling me herself and the boyfriend had split up.

Grand, says I, bit of the aul horizontal dancing is just what I need. So off I go, few drinks in town, then back to hers for a bit of hows yer father.

Up the next morning, bit of a cuddle, then she had to go to work, dropped me home.

A week later I start hearing from a few friends that she's going around saying I spiked her drink :eek::eek:

She hadn't split up with the boyfriend at all, and he was just away for a few days. So she thought saying that I was a rohypnol using psycho was better than actually admitting that she was a cheating whore.

:mad::mad:

AnonoBoy

StormWarrior wrote: »

As punishment for not wanting him, he wrote loads of pornographic stories about me and posted them on the internet, with my name and everything!

They were great stories. He's quite a talented author.

Eh...... that's terrible I mean. :cool:

thebman

Des wrote: »

Had a bit of a thing on and off with a girl a few years back.

Hadn't seen her for a while, she had a boyfriend. Calls me up one evening, out of the blue to go for a drink, telling me herself and the boyfriend had split up.

Grand, says I, bit of the aul horizontal dancing is just what I need. So off I go, few drinks in town, then back to hers for a bit of hows yer father.

Up the next morning, bit of a cuddle, then she had to go to work, dropped me home.

A week later I start hearing from a few friends that she's going around saying I spiked her drink :eek::eek:

She hadn't split up with the boyfriend at all, and he was just away for a few days. So she thought saying that I was a rohypnol using psycho was better than actually admitting that she was a cheating whore.

:mad::mad:

Lol with some of your recent threads, I can't help but think that maybe your the liar :P

_blank_

brim4brim wrote: »

Lol with some of your recent threads, I can't help but think that maybe she was right :P

Recent threads?

The only thread started by me in the last while on AH was the one about Afternoon and Evening.

Please qualify that statement or I'll report you for abuse tbh.

Accusing me of using any kind of date rape drug is kind of offensive, ya know?

Especially as I use my real name on here, unlike you who can hide behind a cowardly alter-ego.

towel401

Kiera wrote: »

There are a lot more men "bunny boilers" than women! FACT!

i boiled a bunny last night so it must be true

thebman

Des wrote: »

Recent threads?

The only thread started by me in the last while on AH was the one about Afternoon and Evening.

Please qualify that statement or I'll report you for abuse tbh.

Accusing me of using any kind of date rape drug is kind of offensive, ya know?

Especially as I use my real name on here, unlike you who can hide behind a cowardly alter-ego.

I didn't accuse you of using date rape drugs. I just said I didn't believe you. I'm entitled to my opinion.

Anyway your agression in that thread you started against "culchies" as you like to call them leads me to believe your not a rational person IMO.

Also unless your the only Des in the world, I don't think your identifiable by your name on this board :rolleyes:

_blank_

brim4brim wrote: »

Anyway your agression in that thread you started against "culchies" as you like to call them leads me to believe your not a rational person IMO.

Please show me the thread I started about Culchies.

Thanks.

There is enough information about me in my sig etc to give a pretty comprehensive idea of who I am in real life.

Anyway.

I couldn't really care what some anonymous no-mark on an internet forum thinks about me.

So your opinion is worth diddly squat, as it happens. So is mine, but there you go.

Enough people know me on here to know that I wouldn't illegally date rape a girl.

No matter if you believe me or not.

Thanks for your time.

constitutionus

welcome to the wonderful world of women.

mate of mine moved down the country to get away from one of his only to have the loon stalk him with her mates and tried to get him sacked from his new job and slap a court order on him for stalking her

nutters to a one bless em.

Caoimhín

Whats a parasol?

javaboy

Caoimhín wrote: »

Whats a parasol?

Like a big umbrella only more pretentious.

constitutionus

to keep the sun off.

clear sign of the girls instability if ya ask me. this is ireland!

Caoimhín

javaboy wrote: »

Like a big umbrella only more pretentious.

Ah yes, I had an accident once involving one of those. Ended up in hospital for 10 days with a crushed foot. If i had known they were called parasols it would have made the explaining a bit easier.

dotsman

StormWarrior wrote: »

He then overheard me tell a friend that my number 1 fantasy is to watch men being gay with each other.

You are one sick, twisted, perverted, deviant, hell-bound woman.





Everyone knows, that gay sex is only fun to watch when it's 2 hot ladies playing "hide the dildo".

meathstevie

WindSock wrote: »

WILD RABBIT STEW WITH ROOT VEGETABLES

Ingredients:

Serves 4

2 wild rabbits
2 onions
3 carrots
3 parsnips
2 turnips
200gms of mixed wild mushrooms
4 roosters potatoes
100gms smoked bacon
1 small tin of chopped tomatoes
1 small tin of tomato puree
2 sprigs of rosemary
2 sprigs of thyme
2 sprigs of sage
4 cloves of garlic
100mls of red wine
Salt and pepper
Method:

The rabbit stock:
Debone rabbit and portion. Put bones in oven and roast. In a pot put onion trimmings, herbs, tomato puree and roasted bones. Top up with water and simmer for as long as possible. Sieve and put aside.

The vegetables:
Peel all vegetables and cut into appropriate seizes and put to one side Trim up bacon and clean the mushrooms.

The stew:
In large pot sauté off the diced onions, trimmed bacon, all the herbs and the garlic. Add the tomato puree and tin of tomatoes. Add bottle of red wine. Add rabbit stock and bring up to simmer.

On a hot pan seal the seasoned rabbit portions and add to pot. Simmer for about 30mins. Add all vegetables and potatoes and simmer for a further 40 mins and serve with a good fresh ciabatta or other rustic bread.

Nice recipe; the next few rabbits that make the acquitance of Herr Anschutz will be subjected to it.