what broke?

Steve

whatever it was, thanks for fixing it CuLT...


You de man :pac:

orestes

Three cheers for CuLT!

Overheal

It must have been Victor's massive E-Banjo String snapping. The recoil probably knocked over one of the RAID arrays.

EKRIUQ

What happened?

Is someone forgetting to put coins in the meter??

Agent Smith

Richard gere playing with the hamster again?

MooseJam

it's still slow

CuLT

Unless you happen to be an expert MySQL DBA (I'm most definitely not), there's not much point in me going into detail because I'm not entirely sure myself.

Succinctly, this is a weird problem with memory and corrupt tables that might be endemic to the OS, MySQL version, or something related that has wormed its way into the gearbox. Hope it doesn't happen again, but I'm not hedging any bets yet. New DB server arrived today, so if it's purely a load issue we'll now have two very powerful machines to tackle it all. We shall see.

MooseJam

you mentioned accounts being investigated, whats that about, was it a hit job

CuLT

MooseJam wrote: »

you mentioned accounts being investigated, whats that about, was it a hit job

No that was just because I noticed some eejits being abusive on tweet.

WindSock

Yeah, there was even someone on there pretending to be an admin :rolleyes::P

seanybiker

what is tweet when its at home

Ron DMC

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, there was even someone on there pretending to be an admin :rolleyes::P

Yeah, he was calling himself Cult or something, what's that about?

6th

Whats tweet?

Tom Dunne

CuLT wrote: »

No that was just because I noticed some eejits being abusive on tweet.

I saw that, ignore the f**kers, CuLT. You are doing a great job as it is, and you don't need dickheads giving you crap when you are up to your ears in it.

Gandalf23

6th wrote: »

Whats tweet?

Tollypops and tittle tkittens and tainbows are tweet ...

Beruthiel

6th wrote: »

Whats tweet?

www.tweet.ie
For when you are desperate for news.

I got a sh!t load of work done today!

delly

CuLT wrote: »

Succinctly, this is a weird problem with memory and corrupt tables that might be endemic to the OS, MySQL version, or something related that has wormed its way into the gearbox. Hope it doesn't happen again, but I'm not hedging any bets yet. New DB server arrived today, so if it's purely a load issue we'll now have two very powerful machines to tackle it all. We shall see.

Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis.......

biko

tweet.ie is a microblogging service brought to you by boards.ie

www.tweet.ie

Edit - beaten by the Berythiule

Ron DMC

biko wrote: »

tweet.ie is a microblogging service brought to you by boards.ie

www.tweet.ie

Edit - beaten by the Berythiule

6th knows full well what tweet is, he's been in there all afternoon.

6th

Lies!

Beruthiel

/kicks 6th

CuLT

Mystery solved, tracked down who was being abusive on tweet, they're out of here.

I wasn't kidding.

6th

Who was it?

WindSock

I can't open it




On another note, I got loads of stuff done today. Shows how time consuming this addiction is...

WindSock

6th wrote: »

Who was it?

I can see it from the league of bastards, but I don't see their posts.

Gary ITR

6th wrote: »

Who was it?

Degsy

CuLT

6th wrote: »

Who was it?

Prison reveals all.

Beruthiel

CuLT wrote: »

Mystery solved, tracked down who was being abusive on tweet, they're out of here.

I wasn't kidding.

You're so hot when you're nasty CuLT

Ron DMC

Tenner bets he tries re-regging.

aidan_walsh

CuLT wrote: »

Unless you happen to be an expert MySQL DBA (I'm most definitely not), there's not much point in me going into detail because I'm not entirely sure myself.

Succinctly, this is a weird problem with memory and corrupt tables that might be endemic to the OS, MySQL version, or something related that has wormed its way into the gearbox. Hope it doesn't happen again, but I'm not hedging any bets yet. New DB server arrived today, so if it's purely a load issue we'll now have two very powerful machines to tackle it all. We shall see.

Rejigged the kebobulator. Got it.

WindSock

I'll take the flak for drslideways. Can I has siteban plz?

6th

Cult, I am not gay but damn you are sexy right now. For your sake I hope it wears off before the next beers!

dr.bollocko

So its true. All my mates said it.
The day I get post of the day is the day that boards dies on its arse and all the SMods PM me their naked pictures.
(While dr.b=number1)
{
/checks inbox
/refresh
/refresh
/refresh
}

Daithi McGee

lol @ Degsy. I can see lots of people pretending to be others on that in the future!

fonpokno

6th wrote: »

Cult, I am not gay but damn you are sexy right now. For your sake I hope it wears off before the next beers!

:eek: I hope for my sake it wears off!

6th

fonpokno wrote: »

:eek: I hope for my sake it wears off!

Afraid of some competition? You should be.

Tom Dunne

6th wrote: »

Afraid of some competition? You should be.

I think she's more afraid of the sandwich.

6th

Man I'd love a sandwich right now.

delly

Boards was down but unlike others here, i still didn't do much work. The party size packet of Pringles however is near empty.

fonpokno

6th wrote: »

Afraid of some competition? You should be.

Yes. Yes I am.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I think she's more afraid of the sandwich.

That too! :(:(

Nerin

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I saw that, ignore the f**kers, CuLT. You are doing a great job as it is, and you don't need dickheads giving you crap when you are up to your ears in it.

I got called names too ;_;

Tom Dunne

Nerin wrote: »

I got called names too ;_;

I'll send smashey over.

Snickit

Nerin wrote: »

I got called names too ;_;

Quiet you hamster :pac::D

Nerin

Snickit wrote: »

Quiet you hamster :pac::D

Lol. It wasn't hamster that was the naughty thing

CuLT

So probably wasn't Degsy as it turns out! Oops

I'm sure there's some appropriate analogy here to do with wolves or foxes.

4zn76tysfajdxp

CuLT wrote: »

So probably wasn't Degsy as it turns out! Oops

*Sigh of relief*

Nerin

CuLT wrote: »

So probably wasn't Degsy as it turns out! Oops

I'm sure there's some appropriate analogy here to do with wolves or foxes.

Bet it was kiera. Yup. *fake unbiased face*

CuLT

Nerin wrote: »

Bet it was kiera. Yup. *fake unbiased face*

Did Keira touch you somewhere Nerin? Do you want to talk about it?

Doctor DooM

CuLT wrote: »

Did Keira touch you somewhere Nerin? Do you want to talk about it?

Nerin doesn't like girls, they have girl germs and make girl noises.

Steve

Rb was probably fapping lolling at the prison thread.....not any more!

poor old Degsy..

Pighead

CuLT wrote: »

So probably wasn't Degsy as it turns out! Oops

I'm sure there's some appropriate analogy here to do with wolves or foxes.

Wolves or foxes? Only if those wolves and foxes were too proud to say sorry.

Otherwise they've got nothing to do with this sorry mess.

Hope Degsy's ok. Pighead hates it when he weeps.