Half hour before the end of the world...what would you do??

pinkfeather

Watched Armageddon last night, if you were told you had half an hour before the world spontaneously combusted/hit by meteor/alien invasion...what would you do? Discuss

Biggins

Get all my children and wife in the one room and tell them with absolute clarity that I love them, they have been the biggest pleasure in my life and thank them for allowing me to be their father and to my wife, to be her husband. Everything else is unimportant.

dr.bollocko

I would kill some random children.

Dudess

Something sexual but not sure what.

stepbar

Shoot me load :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

It's not as much about what I'd do as it is about who I'd do.

With the end of the world looming you have nothing to lose!

(You know who you are!)

ZzubZzub

Dudess wrote: »

Something sexual but not sure what.

Same. Have sex, so I die doing the do!!

ScumLord

Put a pizza on, not a goodfellas. A doctor.. emm whatever it's called..

TestTransmission

Take up smoking again

Sherifu

Fart.

Borneo Fnctn

I'd get my hole and/or smash the place up.

Gummy Panda

Follow the instructions in chapter "Thorough cleaning of the badge" in Flutt's book, How to clean out the pipes for Dummies.

super_furry

Find Twink and ride her senseless. The end of the world wouldn't seem so bad then.

Wishbone Ash

jackncoke wrote: »

Take up smoking again

Yea, I'd be straight out for 20 Major!

Gummy Panda

ScumLord wrote: »

Put a pizza on, not a goodfellas. A doctor.. emm whatever it's called..

Dr. Oetker

XxlauraxX

Shoot Louis Walsh.

XxlauraxX

:rolleyes:

Biggins

super_furry wrote: »

Find Twink and ride her senseless. The end of the world wouldn't seem so bad then.

I'd personally find Twink and like to slap her senseless!
Can I slap Daniel O' Donnell too! Preferably with Heather Mills leg whom I had just chopped into little pieces!

I'm a nice chap really! :rolleyes:

Simi

"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

"Yes I would, Kent."

Eoin

XxlauraxX wrote: »

:rolleyes:

You would roll your eyes until the world ends? You must be easily amused.

Roonels

it would have to be having sex with the hotties of your childhood(preferably still hot!) just to finally have nailed them!lol:rolleyes:
come on we all remember the girls or fellas we knew we would never screw!;)

She Devil

I'd fly into space, can't touch this!!!!!!!!

Trojan911

pinkfeather wrote: »

Watched Armageddon last night, if you were told you had half an hour before the world spontaneously combusted/hit by meteor/alien invasion...what would you do? Discuss

A threesome with the female shop staff down the road from me.....:cool:

tony1kenobi

I wouldn't trust Bruce Willis.

newballsplease

id post my last messasge on boa......................

Random

Back to bed.

SeekUp

I'd call a few members of my family to tell them I loved them, then hit the sheets with the OH. Possibly try to time the big 'O' with the destruction of the earth. That'd be pretty amazing.

marcsignal

I have no wife or kids, and am back living at home with my elderly parents now, so I would probably have a drink with them and I would skin up, while they would probably pray.

Before the balloon went up I would tell them that I have always loved them, even though I rarely ever showed it.....

ScumLord

The vibe I'm getting id rape all round. My apocalypsebest buy is 50 yard of strong rope.



Ispell checked that and akk how can it go so wrong??????

Fizman

I'd give Maddie back.

TestTransmission

Fizman wrote: »

I'd give Maddie back.

i knew it was you

tony1kenobi

If reality was suspended I think I'd get a blow job off Traci Lords in the 80s.....if it's real time I would just get a blow job off Traci Lords.

phasers

I'd go to my school and kick some arse

If it were a weekend, I'd watch Die Hard

Mark200

Watch armageddon

samhail

Id definetely check out AH, someone would have posted something stupid about the end of the world

DanOB

Fizman wrote: »

I'd give Maddie back.

Thats terrible..

SV

DanOB wrote: »

Thats terrible..

Nah..it'd be about time he did to be fair.

CreepingDeath

Ram as many taxi-drivers as possible off the road, preferably into the Liffey, then 5 mins before the end find religion and ask forgiveness just in case the whole heaven thing is real.

emeraldstar

Me + Ben + Jerry

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'd do the essay that's due tuesday, the one I've been putting off doing for a month. I really should do it now...

Zillah

samhail wrote: »

Id definetely check out AH, someone would have posted something stupid about the end of the world

They'd still blame it on the Large Hadron Collider.

apathetic84

not argue with important people in my life wasting precious moments!!

arybvtcw0eolkf

DanOB wrote: »

Thats terrible..

Giving her back is the right thing to do, shame on you - ''terrible'' me arse.

truecrippler

I'd roid like there's no tomorrow*.





























*excuse the pun*

GrahamThomas

emeraldstar wrote: »

Me + Ben + Jerry

A threesome? Dirty.... :pac:

brianthebard

Dudess wrote: »

Something sexual but not sure what.

Everything sexual. Last chance for some serious pervesion, better make it count!

I'm thinking double hole fisting for starters. And you know theres going to be some bukkake in there somewhere...

I'd indulge in a spot of sheep shagging.

MagicMarker

Biggins wrote: »

Get all my children and wife in the one room and tell them with absolute clarity that I love them, they have been the biggest pleasure in my life and thank them for allowing me to be their father and to my wife, to be her husband. Everything else is unimportant.

I'd hire a woman with the sexiest voice in the world to call Mrs Biggins, whereby she'd leave the following message....

''please tell biggins that i love him with my all my heart the children he's given me have been the greatest pleasure of my life, plus i've never tasted better cock!''

For the next 25 minutes i'd roide said sexy voice woman.

KnifeWRENCH

My plan for the apocalypse:

I'd find three incredibly hot women.
One would fan me with a giant feather.
One would feed me grapes.
The last would give me a handjob.
Continue until world explodes (or implodes.)

Unfortunately finding 3 women, a giant feather and some grapes would probably take more than half an hour. So I'd have to make do with an electric fan and a copy of FHM.

Toto Wolfcastle

square_igloo wrote: »

I'd find three incredibly hot women.
One would fan me with a giant feather.
One would feed me grapes.
The last would give me a handjob.

What a complete waste of 3 hot women.

KnifeWRENCH

janeybabe wrote: »

What a complete waste of 3 hot women.

Well it's better than my original plan of finding three complete mingers and sacrificing them to appease God/Thor/Quetzalcoatl/various deities.