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Last words

  • 07-11-2008 5:00am
    #1
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭


    Here's the situation; you're being executed in the afternoon before an audience. This will go down in history for whatever reason.
    What are your last words? Will you go down as a complete badass? Will you dispense a life's worth of wisdom? Will you reach out to your loved ones? Or will you be a complete handitard and use this moment to say something about my 'ma'?


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Comments

  • #2
    ShaneU
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,024 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    I HAVE A HUGE PENIS!


  • #3
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    ShaneU wrote: »
    I HAVE A HUGE PENIS!

    /Heckler from the back of the room: "Not for long, hick!"


  • #4
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    I'll be back.


  • #5
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    ...the gold is in the...the...


  • #6
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    antodeco wrote: »
    ...the gold is in the...the...

    At which point the executioner stays his hand just as the axe was poised to cleft your body in twain rendering you headless. He and the crowd wait for you to finish and tell them where the gold is. When it transpires that you were just taking the piss so you would have humourous last words, the crowd and the executioner silently agree that your execution should be slow and painful.


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  • #7
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    So long, Suckers..


  • #8
    rvd156
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭rvd156


    Don't kill me...I'm a good boy I am....:D


  • #9
    Saint_Mel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    OUCH!


  • #10
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    " Call me Ishmael........................................


  • #11
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    so long and thanks for all the fish.


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  • #12
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    "I'm here all week. Try the veal"


  • #13
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Handitard, I like that. Did you come up with that yourself?


  • #14
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    It wasn't me, an older boy told me to do it.


  • #15
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    "shit thread, Kold"


  • #16
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    "So, this is just, like, a slap on the wrist or something? Hey, what's that big axe for...?"


  • #17
    justamilk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭justamilk


    "i'm not sorry"


  • #18
    C0SM0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'............


  • #19
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    "I'm taking this to feedback!"


  • #20
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    C0SM0 wrote: »
    I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'............


    "He's said it again!"


  • #21
    C0SM0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    How can it be worse?... Jehovah!! Jehovah!! Jehovah!!


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  • #22
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more...


  • #23
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Good luck and fcuk ya


  • #24
    C0SM0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.


  • #25
    piby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    "Insert generic, witty quote here"


  • #26
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    "-Funk"

    -Funk


  • #27
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    "I leave this world better than I found it.

    I have no regrets, for I lived my dream. And that dream was to level the town of Granard with a laser-blasting rocket octopus.

    History will judge me kindly."


  • #28
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Repent, quit your job, slack off!

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #29
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    AH JAAAAAAAAAAYSUUUUUS


  • #30
    Kevin_Herron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭Kevin_Herron


    'A boy has never wept, nor dashed a thousand kim'.


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  • #31
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "All I seek is a good day to die!


  • #32
    derby7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭derby7


    "Always look on da brightside of .........death ! "


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "And now.... the end is near,
    And so I face the final curtain...."


  • #34
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    "Such is Life"


  • #35
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    "The money was just resting in my account, I swear!"


  • #36
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    "...and I've just got my hair the way I like it"


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  • #37
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    "Dont eat yellow snow!"


  • #38
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    "Please, can somebody just tell me how Lost ends? Quickly..."

    or

    "Respawn in 3....2....."


  • #39
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    "strike me down...and i shall become more powerful than you have ever imagined" :)


  • #40
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "I'm bustin' for a pee, can you hang on a minute...?"


  • #41
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    the drifter wrote: »
    "strike me down...and i shall become more powerful than you have ever imagined" :)

    too many comics for you.


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  • #42
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    too many comics for you.

    awh....:(


  • #43
    CCCP^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    "Well **** 'em if they can't take a joke"

    or...

    "Smoke 'em if you get 'em"


  • #44
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Live out the words of 'Everybodys Free (to wear suncreen)'.


  • #45
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Will ye ever just cop on and be nice to each other?


  • #46
    jobucks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    Last words are for fools who haven't said enough:p


  • #47
    jobucks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    the drifter wrote: »
    "strike me down...and i shall become more powerful than you have ever imagined" :)

    I have a t-shirt with a picture of a penguin carrying a lightsaber that has that caption on it:D


  • #48
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Reincarnation bitches!!!!


  • #49
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    "Respawn in 3....2....."

    This is the clear winner! :D


  • #50
    Pyr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    "Wreckin' the buzz.."


  • #51
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I'd get the crowd to join me in a rousing rendition of "(Ho Ro) The Rattlin' Bog"


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