ever stick your hand just behind your arse so you can smell your fart after?

thesto

probably mostly for the lads (i hope!) but ye, question says it all...

i did it just there and realised what an odd habit it actually is, wondered am i alone in this world or are there others just like me!

AlmightyCushion

How very very odd. What ever got you started doing this.

seanybiker

ha ha ha ya bloody lunatic.

brendansmith

You must be a big hit with the ladies!

piedpiper

tis better when you 'cupcake' someone

marcsignal

Try'n light a few, and let me know if it works

Xavi6

I love the smell of arse AH in the morning.

thesto

marcsignal wrote: »

Try'n light a few, and let me know if it works

tried that when i was alot younger to no avail!

only realised tonight that i do this any night im alone. nights my girlfriend stays over i either hold it in, or let it go quietly and lift the blanket up with my feet in hope that the smell goes that way and not up to our noses. pissed myself laughing when i realised what a ridiculous thing i was doing and felt compelled to find out if others do it

g.quagmire

marcsignal wrote: »

Try'n light a few, and let me know if it works

This definatly works used to do it all the time make sure your wearing jeans not tracksuit bottoms:D

javaboy

If you need to stick your hand down behind your arse in order to be able to smell your fart, you're not eating right. Get more protein in your diet.

Medlar

sick fecker.....:(

Mezcita

thesto wrote: »

probably mostly for the lads (i hope!) but ye, question says it all...

i did it just there and realised what an odd habit it actually is, wondered am i alone in this world or are there others just like me!

Finally! Someone who is willing to raise the bar on the level of conversation in AH.

Thesto, I salute you (although not with my fart smelling hand).

admiralofthefleet

try doing the morning after an indian and a feed of guinness

marcsignal

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

try doing the morning after an indian and a feed of guinness

but just dont smoke, or you'll be in the first bed on the moon

edit : incidentally OP, how come there's no 'only in public/with company' or 'Atari Whispering Death' options in the poll ?

Kold

I remember this same thread about 5 or 6 years ago...

sdanseo

Jesus christ lack of sleep does weird things to the brain eh?

Got to bed man!

phantom_lord

thesto wrote: »

probably mostly for the lads (i hope!) but ye, question says it all...

i did it just there and realised what an odd habit it actually is, wondered am i alone in this world or are there others just like me!

u are a freak and a weird dude imo.

dSTAR

This is something you should NEVER EVER admit to like whacking off into your next door neighbors panties and putting them back on the clothing line.

Overheal

Ive seen some strange questions thrown around AH in my day but...*sniff* ack. no. just no.

phelixoflaherty

No need to these days. you get smellier as you get older. diffusion works

projectmayhem

Kold wrote: »

I remember this same thread about 5 or 6 years ago...

Why would you remember a thread about smelling your own farts? Learn the periodic table or something...

FlutterinBantam

OP, rest assured that this procedure is neither weird or unusual.

Anecdotally I would imagine that 90% of males have tried it and 75% of females.

When one releases a fetid pungent "hanger" and the fumes waft up to the nose,especially after some good food, the tendency is to try to find out what causes the smell.
I find that after turnips/cabbage/and onions with my meal, I unload seepers with such a distinct cloying stink,they almost infiltrate into the weave of the trousers and take some hours to totally leave.
Therefore if one cups the hand and captures the warm air before it dissipates one can get a fairly good analysis of the guilty item of food.

One can then avoid that item particularly when in close company.

dSTAR

Yesss there is something strangely satisfying about ones hole flappage!

tread_softly

well my OH likes to fart, catch it and throw it at me.

and it works, the smell does travel when one cups it in one's hand after expulsion.

TPD

tread_softly wrote: »

well my OH likes to fart, catch it and throw it at me.

and it works, the smell does travel when one cups it in one's hand after expulsion.

Classy

Jet Black

tread_softly wrote: »

well my OH likes to fart, catch it and throw it at me.

and it works, the smell does travel when one cups it in one's hand after expulsion.

What you should do after she does this is **** in your hand and throw it at her. It will either stop her from doing it, or create some weird fetish.

Nehaxak

tread_softly wrote: »

well my OH likes to fart, catch it and throw it at me.

and it works, the smell does travel when one cups it in one's hand after expulsion.

I do that here in work, let a quiet one and if I know they're gonna smell I catch it with my hand and throw at collegues heads.
If you time it just right it works really well, and they and only they get a wiff around their head.
I've been caught doing it also but it looks so weird that nobody really questions wtf you were just doing.

JohnGalt

I do that every single time I fart, but what is really good is when you are in bed, you can use the sheets to waft the smell up to your awaiting nostrils, glorious. On special occasions, like a lazy saturday morning lie in, I go the whole hog and take an excruciating, roasting hot dump in the bed and just allow the aroma to fill the room as I lie there basking in the stench:cool:

oztots

I find te fart throwing method is far more effective than just farting in someones direction.

And yes bedsheets make for the ultimate wafting pleasure

meboloxitis

I let a ripper one night into a 7up bottle and stuck the lid back on it real quick....

My missus picked it up later that night to drink and it wafted out! I was in the doghouse for a while over that one but I had my fun and that's all that matters! I swear it works though....Gas (Pun intended)

Oh my personal record is 7 farts in a row... That was 11 years ago when I was 15 and I still cant get near it! Ah the good oul days
Silent but violent's don't count either!!!! they gotta pop

I know.... I'm disgusting!! :p:p:p:p:D

Kiera

Would you not just turn around and smell it instead of getting the smell of bum on your hand?

SoupyNorman

Kiera wrote: »

Would you not just turn around and smell it instead of getting the smell of bum on your hand?

I would presume using the hand, captures the essence of the fart.

oztots

bravestarr082 wrote: »

I would presume using the hand, captures the essence of the fart.

Not only that but done correctly it captures it in a purer form.

Letting it waft for a second means you're losing the true nature as it dilutes itself.

Turd Ferguson

oztots wrote: »

I find te fart throwing method is far more effective than just farting in someones direction.

When you do that you need to do the Ken/Ryu HADOOKEN movement and sound effects.

GigaByte

meboloxitis wrote: »

I let a ripper one night into a 7up bottle and stuck the lid back on it real quick....

My missus picked it up later that night to drink and it wafted out! I was in the doghouse for a while over that one but I had my fun and that's all that matters! I swear it works though....Gas (Pun intended)

Oh my personal record is 7 farts in a row... That was 11 years ago when I was 15 and I still cant get near it! Ah the good oul days
Silent but violent's don't count either!!!! they gotta pop

I know.... I'm disgusting!! :p:p:p:p:D

Good idea!

I always grab mine and then release it under an unsuspecting victims nose. Silent ones work the best for this kind of approach.

Zangetsu

i can honestly say I have never even thought of doing that, very strange altogether!

tread_softly

heymcflyx wrote: »

What you should do after she does this is **** in your hand and throw it at her. It will either stop her from doing it, or create some weird fetish.

i'm the she, which makes it worse cuz man fart can be demonic

SoupyNorman

tread_softly wrote: »

i'm the she, which makes it worse cuz man fart can be demonic

Eh excuse me, She-Farts can be just as destructive...

TPD

tread_softly wrote: »

i'm the she, which makes it worse cuz man fart can be demonic

A bad woman fart is worse than the worst man fart. By far.

I can fart almost on command now. If anyone in the room farts, I'll let rip a bigger one. It's funny when someone who isn't used to it is in the room. Im certain I can get more than 7 in a row at least once a week.

Kold

Women farting? I think I'm going to be sick.

Latchy

Ok OP , C,mon tell us ......what's really fcuking eaten ya ?

Steve

Kold wrote: »

Women farting? I think I'm going to be sick.

Yeah, wimminzfarts can be rather fruity.

thesto

latchyco wrote: »

Ok OP , C,mon tell us ......what's really fcuking eaten ya ?

i cant say i understand the question...im eating crisps right now, if thats what you wanted to know?? :eek:

Sharpshooter

This thread stinks/ maybe its not the thread...

Latchy

thesto wrote: »

i cant say i understand the question...im eating crisps right now, if thats what you wanted to know?? :eek:

with the same hand ? ah never mind .

Plug

My friend shoved his hand down his arse, farted and put his hand at my nose. I got the spinners off it:D

Rowley Birkin QC

Can this thread be kicked over to the Ladies Lounge for a while?

Just to see.

Kold

SteveC wrote: »

Yeah, wimminzfarts can be rather fruity.

I went out with a girl for 3 years and she never once farted.

Rowley Birkin QC

Does the Pope fart?

samhail

you shouldnt need to smell your hand... just smell the air !

Mimikyu

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