most suitable punishment for slow rollers (low content)

bubbleking

iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards

ITT-Pat

pretend to put their name on your enemy list

thechamp87

bubbleking wrote: »

iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards

there is nothing more satisfying than a good slowroll. i once slowrolled a guy in a $2,400 pot with 10c7c on a 9s6c8c3d9c board. he had 98 and i even said "ugh u hit house on river?" in the chat. that was the highlight of my poker career so far.

thechamp87

also, karma will never get me.

bubbleking

thechamp87 wrote: »

there is nothing more satisfying than a good slowroll. i once slowrolled a guy in a $2,400 pot with 10c7c on a 9s6c8c3d9c board. he had 98 and i even said "ugh u hit house on river?" in the chat. that was the highlight of my poker career so far.

LMAO your a bad man - i need to add this kinda stuff to my game

HIVeindhoven

When i played a lot live i used to get mad and up on my high horse about slowrolling but now i think its pretty funny.
Love doing it online in Big omaha pots when someone who annoys me shoves into my stone cold nuts. Also now love to see miserable live degenerates get slowrolled.Obv its all the sweeter if its their case dough.
Its a great tactic to set people on mega monkey tilt and therefore a valid tactic imo.

Edit to say I've been slowrolled with my case dough in the middle in the past. Worse things can happen.

YULETIRED

it appears slowrolling is coming into vogue.......it's only a matter of time before the ol reliable kick in the bollx follows. There is nothing more satisfying than kicking someone deservardly in the bollx, it's been the highlight of my thugish years so far. I look forward to it being as accepted as slowroling. Especially when it's their case bollick....

ShipIt

Ok one of my fav slowrolls or levels....
I am confident the hand details are not exact so please dont abuse me for getting them wrong....anyone else who was at the table....
I shouldn really name names but I will...and I dont think he would give a ****.....
Main table in the Fitz....we are playing very deep for a 1/2 5 game and Marty McCabe has about 2k infront of him and is raising every pot and 3/4/5 betting everyone.....
English guy Luke..think that is his name...hes about 25 ....well they play a hand....Luke has just built his stack from €300 to €1200 circa...
Raised pot as always...Flop comes down something like KQ7...two hearts..
Luke leads out....Marty reraises as always...Luke reraises and Marty puts him allin....Luke calls....
Marty says "well I guess my aces are no good"
Luke says "No"....and shows his 2P.....KQ....
Dealer then continues to deal the turn...5c...Lukes got to be happy with that...all he has to avoid now obviously is a 7,5 or an A..
River....is a 6d......Happy days for Luke....
He takes a deep breath and nice one....goes to scoop the pot and Marty shouts Straight....8h9h....
Luke gets up and steams off.....

MarkT1234

Despicable imo :mad:. This thread should be locked before more retards start bragging!

sickpuppy

Ffs Martys was not a slowroll im sure he thought he was drawing dead.
He at the poekr table anyhow is agood guy.
Yuletired is spot on with his some slowroller is gonna get akick in the bollix at least.
Saw abad one in the jackpot 2 weeks ago 78j flop all spades pairs witha 7 on turn 3 way action 1400 euro pot Tom english guy talks a lot tables 88 for 8s full guy ha nut flush and arsehole beside me has his hand exposed to me and is tut tut tin like he lost.
I say u have jacks full u prik turn them over now he knew what he had as he has played before so was not calling his hand he deserved a slap in the face minimum.

zuutroy

I've played about 200k hands now and its never happened to me....

AdMMM

Most suitable punishment?

zuutroy

Ugh man no need for that pic

sickpuppy

Well castration is never pretty but at least use ahuman.

FeetMagic

AdMMM wrote: »

Most suitable punishment?

TBH!

Why oh why do I browse this site during my din dins... you're a sick man.

ShipIt

FFS...no need for pictures of that kind...
Wasnt a slowroll by Marty just a good level...
FWIW I think Marty is as sound as they come and also a very good player....

phantom_lord

ugh that's a bit much

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

bubbleking wrote: »

iv really had enough of their sh!t nothing annoys me as much as some goon who uses up all his time bank to call with the stone cold nuts or some arsehole who lets you think youv won the pot (live game) before flipping over his winning hand :mad:

i know karma will probably slap them up side the head but it really isnt that satisfactory when im tilting because of these fcuktards

embrace it slowrolling is great craic

Lafortezza

Banned, link removed.

zuroph

admmm is banned?!

jbravado

LOL-harshness on the ban!
Also HIV whats with all the mega hate for the live punters out there?

HIVeindhoven

jbravado wrote: »

LOL-harshness on the ban!
Also HIV whats with all the mega hate for the live punters out there?

You'd understand if you played in my current local Casino.

ShipIt

Agree with MOD....Ban is appropriate....there was no need for that pic....

dannydiamond

HIVeindhoven wrote: »

When i played a lot live i used to get mad and up on my high horse about slowrolling but now i think its pretty funny.
Love doing it online in Big omaha pots when someone who annoys me shoves into my stone cold nuts. Also now love to see miserable live degenerates get slowrolled.Obv its all the sweeter if its their case dough.
Its a great tactic to set people on mega monkey tilt and therefore a valid tactic imo.

Edit to say I've been slowrolled with my case dough in the middle in the past. Worse things can happen.

There's fk all funny about slowrolling unless it's between mates.
The TD/floor manager dictates the rules,the players should dictate the manners and etiquette.

kakak1

i didn't see the post but a ban on ADMMM is very harsh for a good contributor to boards.

Must have been a snuff movie he showed to get a ban

Moneymaker

I've slowrolled particularly annoying donks before and have no regrets for doing so. I take delight in using all my timebank and then calling. I'm a prick, I know.

Although I didnt see the image, a ban seems harsh.

bubbleking

maybe i should try a slowroll just to see what its like - feel like iv earned one

zuroph

how long is ban for?

OverTheTop

we should whip them

Hawk Eye

similar to the thechamp one of my favorite moments in poker was when I had to use my timebank and time down to 2 seconds on the river. Notice the date, still a year and half gone by and I still have it treasured like it was yesterday.

also seems like karma bypassed me:D:D

***** Hand History for Game 5981751096 *****
$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 18, 19:49:02 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304640 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: BIM73 ( $567.94 USD )
Seat 4: Gus_C ( $643.02 USD )
Seat 5: massy2072 ( $442.50 USD )
Seat 6: HeavenShallBurn ( $612.70 USD )
Seat 3: ShipItNReload ( $447.50 USD )
Seat 1: levieux50 ( $222 USD )
massy2072 posts small blind [$2 USD].
HeavenShallBurn posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ShipItNReload [ Ad Qd ]
levieux50 calls [$4 USD]
BIM73 calls [$4 USD]
ShipItNReload raises [$24 USD]
massy2072 folds
HeavenShallBurn folds
levieux50 folds
BIM73 calls [$20 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, Kc, Td ]
BIM73 bets [$30 USD]
ShipItNReload calls [$30 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
BIM73 bets [$77 USD]
ShipItNReload calls [$77 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
BIM73 is all-In [$436.94 USD]
>You have options at Table 125497 Table!.
>You have options at Table 127929 (No DP) Table!.
ShipItNReload is all-In [$316.50 USD]
BIM73 shows [ 8h, 5d ]two pairs, Kings and Fives.
ShipItNReload shows [ Ad, Qd ]Royal Flush.
The time at which hand ended:May 18 2007 19:50 ET
BIM73 wins $120.44 USD from side pot #1 with two pairs, Kings and Fives.
ShipItNReload wins $902.50 USD from the main pot with a royal flush.

Hawk Eye

dannydiamond wrote: »

There's fk all funny about slowrolling unless it's between mates.
The TD/floor manager dictates the rules,the players should dictate the manners and etiquette.

Id never do it live cause you just look an ass but would never pass up a slowrolling opportunity online especially against a regular who I feel is prone to tilt. You need to seek out every edge you can get these days and once i've slowrolled I'll nearly always follow it up with a barrage of abuse to sent him over the edge just so the slowroll isn't gone to waste.

El Stuntman

tylerdurden gave me the perfect opportunity to slowroll him last night but I manfully controlled my inner demons :pac:

btw the only slowroll I have ever performed was against BCB and I count it as the highlight of my poker career. I nearly gave up poker after that as I knew that moment could never be bettered.

Lafortezza

zuroph wrote: »

how long is ban for?

3 day ban for linking to gross pic of horse castration, mods too lenient imo.

DubTony

Hawk Eye wrote: »

similar to the thechamp one of my favorite moments in poker was when I had to use my timebank and time down to 2 seconds on the river. Notice the date, still a year and half gone by and I still have it treasured like it was yesterday.

also seems like karma bypassed me:D:D

eh - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56463184&postcount=1

kakak1

lafortezza wrote: »

3 day ban for linking to gross pic of horse castration, mods too lenient imo.

You must love having the authority of a mod, cop on, get a life etc.etc. :mad: :mad:

smurph

I hate slowrollers,

There is enough arsehole behaviour at the tables as it is, I think slowrolling is an utterly sh*tty thing to do, meh....

obviously it is standard practice in France because I have never seen as much slowrolling by one nation as I did at the IPO recently...

Yes I know that by typing this im leaving myself open to being slowrolled in the future, well work away and "knock yourselves out"..... I hope it gives you a nice warm mushy feeling inside as you slowly turn over the nuts...

DIE SLOW ROLLERS DIE

tylerdurden94

El Stuntman wrote: »

tylerdurden gave me the perfect opportunity to slowroll him last night but I manfully controlled my inner demons :pac:

btw the only slowroll I have ever performed was against BCB and I count it as the highlight of my poker career. I nearly gave up poker after that as I knew that moment could never be bettered.

That would of been crazy harsh crippled all in with my last 300 chips, the wrath of the poker gods would of rained down on you for eternity :pac:

Funny one thou, Tadgh slowrolled a guy awhile back bragging that night like it was the funniest thing ever, few days later denying it like it never happened :rolleyes:

Lao Lao

tylerdurden94 wrote: »

Funny one thou, Tadgh slowrolled a guy awhile back bragging that night like it was the funniest thing ever, few days later denying it like it never happened :rolleyes:

That was a bad slow roll, poor fecker didn't know what had happened and was leaning over to scoop the loot when Tadgh slowly shows him his cards. Tadgh thought that it was hilarious at the time.

Only been slowrolled once in the SE. Player A raises, Players B goes all-in (under raise). I call with AKs and the flop comes down A109 rainbow. Player A bets out and I ask how much he has left. Dealer counts his chips, €53 left, I re-raise to put him all in, he asks how much it is to him, dealer tells him it's all in to him, he then slowly re-counts his re-maining chips and goes into the tank big time. Eventually, he calls. I flip over my AK and he turns over AA for top set. I lost it :mad:

zuroph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IWTtmvhqE

GKidd slowrolling at IPO. raise by button, Gkidd re-raises, button (a mate of his) shoves for 200, gkidd takes out camera and asks UTG to record the hand.....

tylerdurden94

Thats your mate Keith? Details.....

bops

the only issue i have with slowrolling is that i don't get to do it often enough

zuroph

ya, keith think it was 1-2 nl. MP raised to 7, keith raised to 18, Gkidd raises to 52. Mp folds. keith shoves. Gkidd takes video camera out, asks neighbour to record it. then goes into tank, says "i think i have you" etc etc etc, before turning the aces. preflop. keith says he had QQ. but doesnt show so we'll never know.

bubbleking

ok thought id give a slowroll a try to see what the big deal was so i hit the nut flush (non paireed board) and villain pushes all in.....i time down to 3 seconds and call..

i felt cheap and dirty...:(

then the abuse started and all of a sudden i brek out laughing just gettin a buzz out of provoking the poor dude

moral of the story - slow rolling is fun cant wait to do it again

zuroph

online slowrolling is awesome, and totally acceptable IMO

El Stuntman

zuroph wrote: »

online slowrolling is awesome, and totally acceptable IMO

pah, not even remotely comparable to the real thing

5starpool

kakak1 wrote: »

You must love having the authority of a mod, cop on, get a life etc.etc. :mad: :mad:

So you think people should be able to post pictures of horses being castrated? It's only 3 days ffs.

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

Green Joker Poker GUKPT Grand Final Super Sat 20/40, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker
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saw flop | saw showdown

Button jackyback (3555)
SB b2964965 (1975)
BB zoowoo (3072.50)
UTG MURPH100 (4440)
UTG+1 oscar124 (2102.50)
MP father55 (1507.50)
MP JackDuck (1850)
CO-1 gar44444444 (4450)
CO martynf (2505)

Preflop: jackyback is on the Button with A Q
4 folds, gar44444444 calls 40, 1 fold, jackyback raises to 140, 2 folds, gar44444444 calls 100.

Flop (340) Q K 6
gar44444444 checks, jackyback bets 240, gar44444444 calls 240.

Turn (820) T
gar44444444 bets 4070, jackyback moves all-in for 3175 (WITH 2 SECONDS TO GO LOL)
River (8065) 4

gar44444444 shows 3 2
jackyback shows A Q

jackyback wins 8065 with Flush (Diamonds) with Ace high

EDIT: Not sure why the suits are not coming up but he shoved with his 32d into my aqd on the flushed turn

GKidd

zuroph wrote: »

ya, keith think it was 1-2 nl. MP raised to 7, keith raised to 18, Gkidd raises to 52. Mp folds. keith shoves. Gkidd takes video camera out, asks neighbour to record it. then goes into tank, says "i think i have you" etc etc etc, before turning the aces. preflop. keith says he had QQ. but doesnt show so we'll never know.

We'd been drinking for 3 days with a bit of poker thrown in for good measure.

At a round of each table I declared "pot" from ep thinking that the holdem round was pot limit.
The dealer informed me that it was no limit so I just called for €2 and only then asked the guy next to me to record it. Keith just called and BB min raised it to €4 at which point I reraised to €52.

Fold,Fold,Fold etc. and Keith pushes.

Rest is on tape.

Screw you Zuroph but I suppose we're even for the Channing interview..:D

zuroph

we'l call it a draw mate here, check ur PM.

GKidd

No PM..Why must you mock me Zuroph!

RichieLawlor

Joe GoodLuck2Me is a slowrolling **** imo