stealing loo roll

useful_contacts

My friend went swimming yesterday, and i met her after for a coffee, she opened her bag to get something and there was 2 rolls of toilet paper in there, she said she took them from the pool, and as a collage student its her"right"

huh?

listermint

Students ..... what can i say!!

FlutterinBantam

Plain theft FTW.

Biggins

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Plain theft FTW.

Yep, theft.
Student or no student.

ejmaztec

Thieving sh1t!

niceirishfella

Its a BUM deal for the swimming pool....!

Turd Ferguson

When I was in college I lived next to a pub and I used to steal the loo roll the whole time. It was those big ones too. I think during that 3 year period I actually bought maybe 4 rolls maximum.

antodeco

useful_contacts wrote: »

a collage student its her"right"

huh?

Is that like a mix of different students?

KnifeWRENCH

I'm sorry, but students do have the right to steal toilet paper from public loos.

It may not be in the U.N. Charter of Fundamental Rights (or whatever it's called) but it's still her right.

ejmaztec

Karma when the bog-roll kleptomaniac gets the screaming squits and someone else has nicked the toilet-paper. Get out of that sh1t-leg. :pac:

viota

Well in college i didnt steal loo roll but i did steal food from the canteen for my lunch, cause it was either food or a bus home and i picked getting a bus home

Zangetsu

Thread about someone taking a roll of toilet paper.

AH I love you...

The Master

Is your mate part pikey or something?
It's stealing plain and simple

Ann22

My sister fleeces teabags, sugar and even spoons from her canteen at work. She's not even a student.:o Hope no one's noticed.:(

TerrorFirmer

My girlfriend steals all her toilet roll, borderline fine-grade sandpaper. Don't use her bathroom much.

Run_to_da_hills

I hope she checked for skid marks on the sides of the rolls before she shoved them into her handbag .

CamperMan

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

I hope she checked for skid marks on the sides of the rolls before she shoved them into her handbag .

chuckle!!

Ann22

Lidl do grand 9 packs of loo rolls for €3.49. Good value, and they're good quality.

Cianos

viota wrote: »

Well in college i didnt steal loo roll but i did steal food from the canteen for my lunch, cause it was either food or a bus home and i picked getting a bus home

And how many pints did you have that night?

Heisenberg.

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pawrick

have done the same back in the day when stuck but would never leave the place without a roll - if there was a spare it was fair game (only did this about twice both times in work when i was poor and just moved out of home)

now left over sambos/biscuits from meetings make for a cheap lunch

DemocAnarchis

If im stuck I'll grab a few sheets, but not the entire roll, nothin worse than painting the place and finding no bog roll left.

ScumLord

It's only loo roll, if they leave it out someones going to take it and why shouldn't that person be me?

Run_to_da_hills

Ann22 wrote: »

Lidl do grand 9 packs of loo rolls for €3.49. Good value, and they're good quality.

Did you bother to look at the side of the pack? :"Manufactured from 100% recycled toilet paper" :eek:

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Ann22 wrote: »

Lidl do grand 9 packs of loo rolls for €3.49. Good value, and they're good quality.

A Sunday morning market I go to does forty (40) rolls for a tenner.

And it's not sandpaper either.

Alun

useful_contacts wrote: »

... and as a collage student its her"right"

You can do a degree in making collages these days ... whatever next

Run_to_da_hills

Des wrote: »

A Sunday morning market I go to does forty (40) rolls for a tenner.

And it's not sandpaper either.

Bog Roll from a ceamer :eek:

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Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Bog Roll from a ceamer :eek:

meh

Keeps my ass clean

b0bsquish

When I was in college knew a group of lads that would steal phone books for the same purpose.

giggsy664

square_igloo wrote: »

I'm sorry, but students do have the right to steal toilet paper from public loos.

It may not be in the U.N. Charter of Fundamental Rights (or whatever it's called) but it's still her right.

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

oleras

The Scientist wrote: »

Really, €3.49?
That aint bad... I never buy Bog roll.
Its just always... there, just like other necessary household items; Bin liners, tinfoil, cling film, sugar, tea towels, whole cooked chickens etc...

Housemates Wifes are useful. :pac:

FYP

oztots

Regular raids are made on the college for sh!t tickets. A screwdriver and a backpack, there you have it. A bag full of bog roll.

As for anybody that would use the toilets in the uni. They stink and i wouldnt use bar for a fit of the squits.

Why's everybody getting so annoyed anyways, i'd be more sickened with the people who fill the bowl with bog roll to block it. At least i wipe with what i steal.

Run_to_da_hills

b0bsquish wrote: »

When I was in college knew a group of lads that would steal phone books for the same purpose.

We use to swipe the very large rolls from our local, we would throw them out an open the window in the jacks. The owner copped on and put bars over the window. :mad:

ejmaztec

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

We use to swipe the very large rolls from our local, we would throw them out an open the window in the jacks. The owner copped on and put bars over the window. :mad:

Are you trapped in there now?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

There was a week at the start of the year where our whole house (nine people) either just used the jacks in college or used subway napkins as toilet paper. Funny how we always seemed able to spend upwards of a fiver on a subway but not €1.09 on 4 rolls of tesco value bum wipes. I definitely rob rolls if I see em left out, but I agree with the rule of not taking the last one, it's lousy.

Dave!

I've never done it (I live at home...), but there are about 5 huge bails of bog roll in my job that are just ASKING to be stolen! If anyone wants, I'll sell them a bail for €5.99

THAT'S BASICALLY A 5er!!!!!!!

Bargain if you ask me.

ejmaztec

Dave! wrote: »

I've never done it (I live at home...), but there are about 5 huge bails of bog roll in my job that are just ASKING to be stolen! If anyone wants, I'll sell them a bail for €5.99

THAT'S BASICALLY A 5er!!!!!!!

Bargain if you ask me.

Don't need em, After seeing one of those Andrex Puppies, I bought one to hang behind the toilet door. You wipe your arse with one of these and the puppy cleans itself afterwards. Those Andrex people are so fucking smart.

KnifeWRENCH

giggsy664 wrote: »

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

That's the one. Thank you!

emeraldstar

ejmaztec wrote: »

Don't need em, After seeing one of those Andrex Puppies, I bought one to hang behind the toilet door. You wipe your arse with one of these and the puppy cleans itself afterwards. Those Andrex people are so fucking smart.

Yeah but cats generally clean themselves more often and better than dogs. Cats FTW. Tabby ones preferably.

GrumPy

useful_contacts wrote: »

My friend went swimming yesterday, and i met her after for a coffee, she opened her bag to get something and there was 2 rolls of toilet paper in there, she said she took them from the pool, and as a collage student its her"right"

huh?

lol

What a hobo

ejmaztec

emeraldstar wrote: »

Yeah but cats generally clean themselves more often and better than dogs. Cats FTW. Tabby ones preferably.

The claws would do no good to a delicate bot, or to whatever other delicate items are in close proximity. :eek:

Run_to_da_hills

Micro shi*ts inserted into bog rolls to stop them being robbed :pac::pac:

emeraldstar

ejmaztec wrote: »

The claws would do no good to a delicate bot, or to whatever other delicate items are in close proximity. :eek:

Yeah but the claws only come out when they're angry or scared. You'll be fine if you just give the pussy a bit of a fondle.

ejmaztec

emeraldstar wrote: »

Yeah but the claws only come out when they're angry or scared. You'll be fine if you just give the pussy a bit of a fondle.

I can quite see why some people might wipe their arse with a pussy, but for a lot of people (most women, in fact), it wouldn't be the done thing. :P

emeraldstar

Maybe people should be willing to experiment. Experimentation is always a good thing. Prevents stasis in the human race.

SeekUp

Ann22 wrote: »

My sister fleeces teabags, sugar and even spoons from her canteen at work. She's not even a student.:o Hope no one's noticed.:(

I didn't know that I had a sister, much less one who posts about me on AH . . .

ejmaztec

SeekUp wrote: »

I didn't know that I had a sister, much less one who posts about me on AH . . .

So, you're a tealeaf! Good job we haven't got Sharia law - it would be difficult using the keyboard with your wrist stumps. :eek:

Shmuck

Funny I was just thinking about this while trying to take my mind of a particularly bad poo experience recently (see this thread for details http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055409480). I thought to myself why have I been buying bog roll like a sap when I can just take it for free. My company pays me ****, so it would be balancing the universe in a way if I take their bog roll. And apart from the cost its just embarrassing buying toilet roll in shops. I also have started to think about other things I can steal, and realised I don't have to pay for things like coffee and tea, and could probably steal the milk as well. And don't bother looking down on me, with this recession you'll all be at it soon enough.

dr.bollocko

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I think during that 3 year period I actually bought maybe 4 rolls maximum.

You know if you used nice soft tampons instead of that roughhouse pub toilet paper your period wouldn't have lasted so long.

Fighting Irish

good on her

in this country drug dealers and dossers have it easy

tony1kenobi

giggsy664 wrote: »

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Universal Distension of Human Shyte.