Recession beating tacky weddings

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 4:18pm #1

It's nice to know that some people aren't short of a few quid. You don't even have to go to school after your ninth birthday. :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3279578/100000-wedding-of-the-girl-who-lives-in-a-caravan.html

Missy Quinn's father Simon, 35, paid £16,000 for her wedding dress, which was studded with Swarovski crystals and came with a 10ft train so heavy it took ten guests to help her out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to church.

There were 150 guests at the reception and Mr Quinn also paid for cars, accommodation, the tiara and a £500 bouquet.

In total, it cost five times as much as the average UK wedding. Mr Quinn, who works surfacing driveways, insisted that the expense was worth it and added: "I'm very proud of her today."

Missy, who hasn't attended school since she was nine years old and wants to be a glamour model, struggled with the dress.
"It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella," she said. "It cost a fortune, but I've always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it."

She met her husband Thomas at Alton Towers theme park aged 13 and stayed in touch despite her traveller family leaving their Stoke-on-Trent caravan park every summer while he stayed with his parents in Wolverhampton.

Missy and Thomas celebrated their honeymoon in Turkey before moving into their own £18,000 caravan, which was a wedding gift from her parents.

Smellyirishman · 29-10-2008 4:21pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

blah blah blah... and wants to be a glamour model

/Furiously clicks link.

/disappointed.

axel rose · 29-10-2008 4:21pm

Beautiful :rolleyes:..........the rest of the photos are on heatworld.com

Conor108 · 29-10-2008 4:21pm

Father Ted Crilly...Craggy Island Parochial House....

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 4:22pm

Sounds like a creamer wedding. Although she doesn't seem to have that inbred look.

monkey9 · 29-10-2008 4:24pm

Only needed to read the first paragraph there to know that it was a travellers wedding!!

JohnCleary · 29-10-2008 4:24pm

So the resession isin't affecting the knackers then? Wonder why :rolleyes:

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 4:27pm

JohnCleary wrote: »

So the resession isin't affecting the knackers then? Wonder why :rolleyes:

That's a very taxing question.

Dancor · 29-10-2008 4:27pm

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Sounds like a creamer wedding.

Slow clap and a pat on the head for you.

The oulfella must have sold plent of them ''wii things''

Biggins · 29-10-2008 4:28pm

Ya think thats mad - have a look at this, a 16 year old and her wedding dress!
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 4:29pm

dancor wrote: »

Slow clap and a pat on the head for you.

The oulfella must have sold plent of them ''wii things''

Should have read to the end to find out they moved into their own caravan really. :rolleyes:

Conor108 · 29-10-2008 4:32pm

Biggins wrote: »

Ya think thats mad - have a look at this, a 16 year old and her wedding dress!
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Thats the same girl! Get with the bleedin' program!

shenanigans1982 · 29-10-2008 4:36pm

Conor108 wrote: »

Thats the same girl! Get with the bleedin' program!

But if he had posted his link first people would have questioned his sources.

KilOit · 29-10-2008 4:36pm

Awsome rack for a 16yo

chin_grin · 29-10-2008 4:40pm

KilOit wrote: »

Awsome rack for a 16yo

The mother's SIXTEEN? WHAT?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 29-10-2008 4:40pm

Classy family...

giggsy664 · 29-10-2008 4:41pm

So....

How long till they divorce?

Conor108 · 29-10-2008 4:42pm

15, 20 minutes?

DonJose · 29-10-2008 4:43pm

KilOit wrote: »

Awsome rack for a 16yo

Check out her buddy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/28/article-1081355-02461D6E000005DC-94_468x337.jpg

Guy:Incognito · 29-10-2008 4:45pm

Dont suppose theres any chance getting the father a tax audit for christmas? (and a visit from a CAB equivelant)

chin_grin · 29-10-2008 4:46pm

DonJose wrote: »

Check out her buddy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/28/article-1081355-02461D6E000005DC-94_468x337.jpg

No, that's her mother. Says so on the comment of the pic. (Hence my post earlier).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Missy with groom Thomas Moghon, 17, her mother Theresa and father Simon

Second pic down.

pickarooney · 29-10-2008 4:46pm

KilOit wrote: »

Awsome rack for a 16yo

No prizes for guessing what she got for her 15th.

truecrippler · 29-10-2008 4:48pm

Holy crap yeah, nice rack. :eek:

DonJose · 29-10-2008 4:48pm

chin_grin wrote: »

No, that's her mother. Says so on the comment of the pic. (Hence my post earlier).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Second pic down.

Well in that case, Awesome rack for a 26yo

Dragan · 29-10-2008 4:54pm

Well she is on her way to looking like Jodie Marsh so best of luck to her.

Geology · 29-10-2008 5:05pm

Ah shur she won't need to worry about spending money on clothes. Jodi Marsh wore a belt off someone's jeans to some thing or other.

Fozzie Bear · 29-10-2008 5:11pm

Biggins wrote: »

Ya think thats mad - have a look at this, a 16 year old and her wedding dress!
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Jesus H Christ there some pairs of bongo's on those ones. An elephant could motor boat them and still find it hard to breath.

Classy cream crackers all the same. She looks like she has been varnished and her dress was mangled in the washing machine. I can picture the caravan rocking on its axles that night with cries of "Lob it into me boss" filling the air around the lay by on the R321.

nice1franko · 29-10-2008 5:17pm

Seriously, would ya ride a knacker??

FlutterinBantam · 29-10-2008 5:23pm

Aaah shure,we could all do that if we didn't

pay tax
pay health ins
Pay motor tax/ins
Bin charges
rates
Doctors bills
Red diesel
Poll tax
noooo problem at all.

These creamers are having a right laugh at our expense.

They will get a free house when the mobile rusts away. and child support and disadvantage allowance and on.. and ...on and ...on

FruitLover · 29-10-2008 5:23pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Missy and Thomas celebrated their honeymoon in Turkey before moving into their own £18,000 caravan, which was a wedding gift from her parents.

Who says you can't buy class?

RoundTower · 29-10-2008 5:24pm

not exactly what J.M.Synge had in mind?

MagicMarker · 29-10-2008 5:26pm

Did he pay for it with carpets or something?

Toe-Rag UTD · 29-10-2008 5:27pm

The fooking head on her...

The questions is lads, would you?

She is not even a butter-head :eek:

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 5:28pm

I bet they had some big jugs in the beer-tent.

MagicMarker · 29-10-2008 5:34pm

Toe-Rag UTD wrote: »

The fooking head on her...

The questions is lads, would you?

She is not even a butter-head :eek:

I would... only if we were protected...

magick · 29-10-2008 5:55pm

KilOit wrote: »

Awsome rack for a 16yo

quote o the day i have to admit, she has a fine set

Gummy Panda · 29-10-2008 6:02pm

Can only imagine what a pikey's growler smells like

MagicMarker · 29-10-2008 6:04pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Can only imagine what a pikey's growler smells like

Probably a setting fit for 'Deadliest Catch'.

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 6:07pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Can only imagine what a pikey's growler smells like

Fishy tarmac, with a hint of lucky heather.

ronnie3585 · 29-10-2008 6:27pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Probably a setting fit for 'Deadliest Catch'.

True, you'd probably catch more crabs than they do on the show too.

pretty-in-pink · 29-10-2008 7:43pm

:eek:This is why people like that should get nothing from the government, or church, or anywhere, except moved on. pay tax etc ya stingy creamers.

The only thing tight about a cream cracker is their wallet (nasty tacky expenses aside)

ejmaztec · 29-10-2008 8:27pm

At the other end of the auld life/death struggle, why do some people have to have a grave plot that is a cross between the Taj Mahal and the Vatican?

JohnCleary · 29-10-2008 8:52pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Did he pay for it with carpets or something?

Paid for what? The bride?

:pac:

arse..biscuits · 29-10-2008 10:10pm

Check the 2 little honeys out, wish I was at the afters

http://www.heatworld.com/articlegallery/7790/Oh.+My.+God.+You+HAVE+to+see+these+wedding+photos%e2%80%a6/26608

eVeNtInE · 29-10-2008 11:09pm

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Biggins · 29-10-2008 11:43pm

Awful, truly awful wedding. As bad as she is, the younger ones dressed the same way is nearly bordering on child abuse or exploitation!

Pic: http://www.heatworld.com/articlegallery/7790/Oh.+My.+God.+You+HAVE+to+see+these+wedding+photos%E2%80%A6/26603

"Tacky" is a word not strong enough.

hussey · 29-10-2008 11:55pm

Her stomach looks like she's had 4 kids

Ste.phen · 30-10-2008 8:34am

hussey wrote: »

Her stomach looks like she's had 4 kids

I wonder why

kieranfitz · 01-11-2008 8:33pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Can only imagine what a pikey's growler smells like

Dunno about the smell but I'd say taking her knickers off would look like pulling apart a toasted sandwedge.

Acid Tongue · 01-11-2008 9:01pm

Cheese'm H Crackers! Class-eeee.

http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000056435.jpg
wtf... WTF!! Check out the one on the left!

ronnie3585 · 01-11-2008 9:13pm

kieranfitz wrote: »

Dunno about the smell but I'd say taking her knickers off would look like pulling apart a toasted sandwedge.

More like a badly wrapped kebab?

Recession beating tacky weddings

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