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SIZE MATTERS LADS!!!

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  • #2
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Is that why you're posting in all caps? Compensating for something? :D


  • #3
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Oh my god, you cannot be serious!!

    Imagine fighting over willy size! How absolutely RIDICULOUS!!

    :rolleyes:


  • #4
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Is that why you're posting in all caps? Compensating for something? :D
    Yes, my small penis.
    Now go away and watch your stupid childrens video!:D:D


  • #5
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    You sound worried.


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Vulgarities were exchanged and then a group of five Indian men left the restaurant. All five returned with firearms.

    It takes a lot of balls to do something like that.


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  • #7
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    SIZE MATTERS LADS!!! Eh yeah it does! so does girth ;)


  • #8
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Elijah Ambitious Ticker wrote: »
    It takes a lot of balls to do something like that.

    Yeah. Sound like a pack of pr1cks to me!


  • #9
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Tri wrote: »
    Yeah. Sound like a pack of pr1cks to me!

    Next time they should pick on someone their own size.


  • #10
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Elijah Ambitious Ticker wrote: »
    Next time they should pick on someone their own size.

    ha! - good one!:pac:

    Instead of just going for anyone willy nilly!

    /gets coat....


  • #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Three dead following quarrel over penis size

    They should have worn protection.


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  • #12
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Did you all miss the add underneath the story? :D


  • #13
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Lets think about it, if the universe is infinately big, in retrospect it is also infinately small.

    So size doesn't really exitst in the first place o_0


  • #14
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    SIZE MATTERS LADS!!! Eh yeah it does! so does girth ;)
    Big vagina eh?


  • #15
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    At least they died defending their honour, :D ahem


  • #16
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Big vagina eh?

    Like sticking a sausage up it


  • #17
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    Kiera wrote: »
    SIZE MATTERS LADS!!! Eh yeah it does! so does girth ;)


    i want you.


  • #18
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    "The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his [that of the white man].

    Jesus christ. Do they not know about the rules?

    You don't look at another lads...lad.. - eyes front
    You don't talk to others


  • #19
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    While in the urinal

    Was he really that big?


  • #20
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Jesus christ. Do they not know about the rules?

    You don't look at another lads...lad.. - eyes front
    You don't talk to others

    I was just gonna say that. You can't break the rules! :mad:


  • #21
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I'd cock my pisstol and shoot my load at anyone who looked cock-eyed at my love pump.


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  • #22
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Hes done it before folks.
    I seen people with Smart Bug's gunk on their shoes....


  • #23
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Great thread i must say


  • #24
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I wonder if I was to start a thread asking honestly how well endowned all the blokes were on here...how many would be honest...I might just do that..


  • #25
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I wonder if I was to start a thread asking honestly how well endowned all the blokes were on here...how many would be honest...I might just do that..

    Please do.


  • #26
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Kiera wrote: »
    SIZE MATTERS LADS!!! Eh yeah it does! so does girth ;)

    We know it matters, nobody likes a fat chick.

    -Funk


  • #27
    irish_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I wonder if I was to start a thread asking honestly how well endowned all the blokes were on here...how many would be honest...I might just do that..

    my 1st question is are you a female , my 2nd one is , does whoever is the winner get to meet up with you


  • #28
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I wonder if I was to start a thread asking honestly how well endowned all the blokes were on here...how many would be honest...I might just do that..
    It's already been done, we established that i have the biggest cock on boards and that i am responsible for Kiera's massive vagina.


  • #29
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Kiera wrote: »
    SIZE MATTERS LADS!!! Eh yeah it does! so does girth ;)


    Thats disgusting. All you women think about is size. You'd never heard a guy talk that away about a womans breasts...


  • #30
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Ah yeah but we might have more members since then or a ravid dog may have dramaticly decreased your size =)...and no it was no my ma...


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  • #31
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    It's already been done, we established that i have the biggest cock on boards and that i am responsible for Kiera's massive vagina.

    Rather open for a fix.
    The post i mean, not Kiera's privates...


  • #32
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Hes done it before folks.
    I seen people with Smart Bug's gunk on their shoes....


    Don't ye mean face? And YORE MA!!!!!


  • #33
    Army Of One
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭Army Of One


    How do people know Kiera has a huge snatch or is that just idle speculation?

    :confused:


  • #34
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Army Of One wrote: »
    How do people know Kiera has a huge snatch or is that just idle speculation?
    MagicMarker wrote: »
    i am responsible for Kiera's massive vagina.

    Duh:pac:

    -Funk


  • #35
    Roadend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    Army Of One wrote: »
    How do people know Kiera has a huge snatch
    :confused:

    She sat on a barstool once and it disappeared up her vag


  • #36
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Army Of One wrote: »
    How do people know Kiera has a huge snatch or is that just idle speculation?

    :confused:



    Its where they store the Large Hydron Collider


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  • #37
    Roadend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    Oh so that supposed loud fanny fart was actually just the recreation of the big bang. How embarrassing.


  • #38
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Army Of One wrote: »
    How do people know Kiera has a huge snatch or is that just idle speculation?

    :confused:


    Going down on her is termed as spellunking.


  • #39
    RoundTower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭RoundTower


    It's a disgrace. The people who did this should be hung.


  • #40
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    RoundTower wrote: »
    It's a disgrace. The people who did this should be hung.


    RoundTower, is that what the gerils call ye when you're lyin on yer back?!!


  • #41
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    So let me get this straight. They found someone with a smaller penis and so they killed him?

    Oh
    My
    God

    They're Penis-Nazis! :eek:


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  • #42
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    RoundTower wrote: »
    It's a disgrace. The people who did this should be hung.

    I'd say there well hung!!!




    but really they should be shot for breaking the rules. YOU DON'T BREAK THE RULES!!!


  • #43
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    That was the joke dazzler...


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