When walking the mean streets, how do you protect yourself?

CAPSLOCK365

Are you packin?

I keep me a tazer up in my blazer.
You never quite know when someone will challenge you and what they will have on them.
I like to be turn victimhood into attack like one time when some guy tried to steal my car.
I played weak and then swooped.

He'll have 2 years to plan his revenge.
In prison.

marcsignal

run

brendansmith

Surface to air missiles! that and kar-at-ay!

Oshare Bones

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Are you packin?

I keep me a tazer up in my blazer.
You never quite know when someone will challenge you and what they will have on them.
I like to be turn victimhood into attack like one time when some guy tried to steal my car.
I played weak and then swooped.

He'll have 2 years to plan his revenge.
In prison.

I whip out my lad

towel401

nothing. round here you don't have to be paranoid when you go to walk at night.

a tazer would be nice though. how do you get them here anyway? disassemble and send bit by bit in the post? there are a few scumbags around the place who could do with a good belt off it..

run.

brendansmith

run

akabusilover

put a donk on it eh mate

Simi

I wear rapex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom) condoms up my anus...

Smurfpiss

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Are you packin?

He'll have 2 years to plan his revenge.
In prison.

Horatio eat your heart out. with lines like these CSI dublin is just around the corner...:rolleyes:

walk.

utick

flip knife

pwd

avoid the mean streets and go down the safer ones
mind my own business and look vaguely cross

tasers are illegal. How do you know the guy is in prison; is it as a result of trying to steal your car? If so you obviously lied about your illegal weapon, assuming this was in Ireland? You're quite smug about it too.

utick

pwd wrote: »

avoid the mean streets and go down the safer ones
mind my own business and look vaguely cross

tasers are illegal. How do you know the guy is in prison; is it as a result of trying to steal your car? If so you obviously lied about your illegal weapon, assuming this was in Ireland? You're quite smug about it too.

sombody forgot to tell those silly criminals that weapons are illegal, maybe with a little reminder they will stop carrying weapons. ( sarcasm over)

tbh if im facing a life or death situation its up to me to protect myself the best way i deem necessary at that moment, essentially until that threat to my life is eliminated im not in the least bit concerned what some judge will say about it being legal or illegal

brendansmith

utick wrote: »

sombody forgot to tell those silly criminals that weapons are illegal, maybe with a little reminder they will stop carrying weapons. ( sarcasm over)

tbh if im facing a life or death situation its up to me to protect myself the best way i deem necessary at that moment, essentially until that threat to my life is eliminated im not in the least bit concerned what some judge will say about it being legal or illegal

Thats the american way alright!
Everyones trying to kill me!, wait! not if i kill them first.
Take that Afghnistan, take that iraq, take that new orleans, take that economy!:eek::D:pac:

pwd

"better to judged by twelve than carried by six" eh?

i don't agree that carrying a knife makes you safer, unless you are a skilled knife fighter or something, and it also makes you a silly criminal too i think.

anyway what annoyed me about the post was not the "i carry a taser to feel less insecure" thing it was the self congratulatory tone as though tasering someone or carrying one is something to be proud of. Or that lying to get someone sent to prison is somethign to be proud of: I might be reading too much into the post but it suggests to me that he went to the guards about the guy afterwards. If he did he would have lied about the taser. So he's a liar - so how do you know he really was in danger or that the taseree was trying to steal his car at all.

nkay1985

Simi wrote: »

I wear rapex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom) condoms up my anus...

This is the single greatest invention in the history of the universe.

tman

Oshare Bones wrote: »

I whip out my lad

Same here... The shockwave when it hits the ground usually knocks people flat on their arse.

Manic Moran

I'm seriously considering a sidearm.

Will wait for the results of Nordyke v King, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals should be hearing that in the next month or two. If that comes out as I expect, things get a hell of a lot simpler here in California.

NTM

FlutterinBantam

brendansmith wrote: »

Thats the american way alright!
Everyones trying to kill me!, wait! not if i kill them first.
Take that Afghnistan, take that iraq, take that new orleans, take that economy!:eek::D:pac:

You are a right old left winger Brenno ,so you are.

What do you advocate, let these dudes fester away and do what they like??

Run_to_da_hills

How do I protect myself?

Easy... Just keep myself under the watchful eye :pac::pac::pac:

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Aodan83

I hang around with Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris a lot. Who needs guns?:D

Dave!

The guns keep me safe no matter what the circumstances.

And I don't mean firearms.

TheEnforcer

Has the OP been watching to much "cops, cars and criminals". I do not feel one bit unsafe as I walk the streets of this country.

Vain

P*ss your pants and no one will go near you.:pac:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right here!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I burst into flame to scare them off.

Doc

I have pushed my keys through the gaps between my fingers when I clench my fist before like a spiky knuckle buster.

The Master

My chauffeur keeps the doors locked at all times
Walking is for peasants

Frisbee

I've always wanted one of those flip out batons you see in movies.
Theirs like an 8 inch long handle, but it slides out till its about a foot and a half long and you can whack people with it, looks fun

Like this

Red Hand

I protect myself by making really unfunny stilted comments (like many of the previous few posts).

My aim is just to show what a kerrrrrrrrrrrrrr-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy person I am, and then they will leave me alone.:p