Whats your 6 word autobiography?

faceman · 22-10-2008 1:03pm #1

Some bloke has written a book about people who have summed their life in 6 words called "Not Quite What I Was Planning". Some famous ones include:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemmingway
"God called; Mother listened; I responded." - Canadian Minister
"Fix a toilet, get paid crap." - Some plumber bloke

Mine would probably be, "Misunderstood genius with confused bank account"

So what would yours be?

22-10-2008 1:04pm

And now for something completely different

^^

You missed that one!

Zangetsu · 22-10-2008 1:06pm

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

(yeah 5 really but who needs 6?)

gaf1983 · 22-10-2008 1:08pm

Sometimes posted messages on internet forums.

Captain Darling · 22-10-2008 1:09pm

He should have rode your mother.

Quazzie · 22-10-2008 1:09pm

six, five, four, three, two, one.

c - 13 · 22-10-2008 1:10pm

Ate, Drank, Slept, Worked, Shat, Died

homerun_homer · 22-10-2008 1:11pm

lived, dreamed, died a slow death

tricky D · 22-10-2008 1:13pm

Birth, school, sex, drugs, work, death

(with apologies to The Godfathers)

qt9ukbg60ivjrn · 22-10-2008 1:13pm

Woke up, Lacked motivation, died young

Wreck · 22-10-2008 1:17pm

ugly outside, dead on the inside

CHD · 22-10-2008 1:18pm

idea feckin stupid a what Wow

The UberFrog · 22-10-2008 1:18pm

Quit smoking, quit drinking, died anyway.

biko · 22-10-2008 1:18pm

He could have amounted to something

minidazzler · 22-10-2008 1:19pm

Hopes for a Blaze of Glory.

Xavi6 · 22-10-2008 1:19pm

I always had trouble counting past five

humanji · 22-10-2008 1:21pm

Lived to read his own autobiography

Raze_them_all · 22-10-2008 1:22pm

should of packed his own parachute!!

LeahBaby · 22-10-2008 1:32pm

"What??-I was really feckin drunk!"

Irishcrx · 22-10-2008 1:32pm

Is mistaken for giving a crap

AnonoBoy · 22-10-2008 1:48pm

Average at job. Wonderful in bed.

Smart Bug · 22-10-2008 1:54pm

If it itches, don't scratch it.

Malari · 22-10-2008 1:55pm

Great start, shame about the ending.

Ross_Mahon · 22-10-2008 2:01pm

Why I shouldn't have an Autobiography...

Biggins · 22-10-2008 2:06pm

Light, Fianna Fail, Cursed, Striked, Death-tax!

Sleepy · 22-10-2008 2:11pm

He could have been a contender.

Miguel_Sanchez · 22-10-2008 2:15pm

faceman wrote: »

Some bloke has written a book about people who have summed their life in 6 words called "Not Quite What I Was Planning". Some famous ones include:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemmingway

Of course that wasn't Hemmingway summing up his own life. That was a short story he wrote.

Oh and mine:

Lied to a lot. Never knew.

javaboy · 22-10-2008 2:17pm

He came. He saw. He conquered.

Smart Bug · 22-10-2008 2:20pm

javaboy wrote: »

He came. He saw. He conquered.

He saw. He came. He's flaccid.

Turd Ferguson · 22-10-2008 2:20pm

Pissed off everyone I've ever met

or maybe

What'd you mean no soap, radio?

Wagon · 22-10-2008 2:22pm

He came, she sued, he supports

javaboy · 22-10-2008 2:22pm

Quiet nerds burp only near school.

Smart Bug · 22-10-2008 2:24pm

He came, she came, he went.

Pighead · 22-10-2008 2:26pm

Pighead would call his autobiography "My life in the third person."

It would feature sex (The Beruthial Years), bitter feuds (The Sarky Years) and regret (The why didn't they ever make Pighead a moderator Years)