Viagra, have you ever taken one?

Darragh29

2 weeks ago I took a car off a lad I know to do some work on it and I found viagra tablets in the glovebox (while emptying the glovebox before removing it, to get at a temperature sensor that was behind the glove box).

Obviously not illegal and nothing wrong with this. Only the lad was in his late 20's so was kind of surprised to have come across these... Just wondering is this a common thing, young lads using Viagra?

towel401

Darragh29 wrote: »

2 weeks ago I took a car off a lad I know to do some work on it and I found viagra tablets in the glovebox (while emptying the glovebox before removing it, to get at a temperature sensor that was behind the glove box).

Obviously not illegal and nothing wrong with this. Only the lad was in his late 20's so was kind of surprised to have come across these... Just wondering is this a common thing, young lads using Viagra?

i know someone who tried it. some funny story behind it but i cant remember

AlmightyCushion

towel401 wrote: »

i know someone who tried it. some funny story behind it but i cant remember

It must be hard to remember. :pac:

ejmaztec

Darragh29 wrote: »

2 weeks ago I took a car off a lad I know to do some work on it and I found viagra tablets in the glovebox (while emptying the glovebox before removing it, to get at a temperature sensor that was behind the glove box).

Obviously not illegal and nothing wrong with this. Only the lad was in his late 20's so was kind of surprised to have come across these... Just wondering is this a common thing, young lads using Viagra?

Perhaps he was using his lad as a tow-bar when he broke down a long way from home.

samhail

never tried it. mate of mine did admit to having sold them for a year or so at one stage though. so must be the business out there.

Biggins

O' heavens - I'm not filling in that type of info here.
Go do on the street interviews like every other reporter and stop taking short cuts!

MagicMarker

I haven't... But if i was about to get down and dirty and one magically flew through the window onto the bed, i think i would find it hard to turn down. Curiosity would get the better of me.

Then again, i would be afraid to try in case i grew some kind of dependancy.

taidghbaby

no but a few mates took a few hundred boxes once......the guards were looking for hardened criminals

danger mouse

Took one while i was drunk one night..Did feck all for my member.

entropi

MagicMarker wrote: »

i think i would find it hard to turn down.

i would say so if it worked haha:P

Darragh29

Biggins wrote: »

O' heavens - I'm not filling in that type of info here.
Go do on the street interviews like every other reporter and stop taking short cuts!

Hahaha, so you did take one!

I'm here long enough for you to know I'm not a journalist!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Biggins wrote: »

O' heavens - I'm not filling in that type of info here.
Go do on the street interviews like every other reporter and stop taking short cuts!

In other words, yes, you did.

danger mouse wrote: »

Took one while i was drunk one night..Did feck all for my member.

The alcohol probably cnaceled out any positive effect. I'm affraid your evidence can't be trusted. This witness is excused.

MagicMarker

Master of Nothing wrote: »

i would say so if it worked haha:P

heh heh, i couldn't even sit down for fear of poking myself in the eye.

Sharpshooter

taidghbaby wrote: »

no but a few mates took a few hundred boxes once......the guards were looking for hardened criminals

Looking to hand out some stiff penalties l would imagine.

AlmightyCushion

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Looking to hand out some stiff penalties l would imagine.

That's hard justice for you.

pebbles21

my grandad takes one every night ....................stops him rolling out of the bed:D

Biggins

Darragh29 wrote: »

Hahaha, so you did take one!

Actually - NO! (And I have three kids and a forth on the way)

I am must fighting for folk to keep somethings private and stop posting personal stuff to muppets that seek their kinky kicks by asking such rubbish on an open forum!

Darragh29

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

That's hard justice for you.

The punishment would be hard to swallow...

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion
That's hard justice for you.

Yes , but only when the judge is not being soft.

AlmightyCushion

Just noticed the op put up a poll in a thread about viagra.

Darragh29

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Just noticed the op put up a poll in a thread about viagra.

Excellent!!!

AlmightyCushion

Darragh29 wrote: »

The punishment would be hard to swallow...

They'd more than likely get away with it as the cops would be bound to make a few cock ups.

mumhaabu

danger mouse wrote: »

Took one while i was drunk one night..Did feck all for my member.

You live up to your nick alright, you are damned lucky to be alive, Viagra is a pretty lethal drug if abused and taking it with Alcohol is not a smart thing to do. I have never taken it but there was a stage where I thought I'd need it as the woman I was with at the time was pretty intense to say the least. I might use it when I'd get older but why ruin the buzz now plus alot of younger recreational users actually become dependent on it and can't function without the blue pills.

That Customs Tv show on RTE the last night said alot of it comes through the mail, so it is obviously in use. I once found Cialis in the office drawer of an employee who'd be the last type of guy you'd expect to use it or be having sex for that matter. It turned out afterward that himself and a married secretary in the firm were more than work colleagues!

Note: To workers don't tell your boss you have spare staples in the bottom drawer of your desk when you run out, I never said a word as it was his private life and none of my business.

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

They'd more than likely get away with it as the cops would be bound to make a few cock ups.

In more ways than one.
Unless they go undercover.

taidghbaby

ah jaysus the OP comes in here looking for a bit of help and all ye do is stiff arm him with a load of puns-i mean if ye were looking for a hand and all you got was this load of balls off people then how would you feel!!!

Sharpshooter

Hard done by IMO.

AlmightyCushion

taidghbaby wrote: »

ah jaysus the OP comes in here looking for a bit of help and all ye do is stiff arm him with a load of puns-i mean if ye were looking for a hand and all you got was this load of balls off people then how would you feel!!!

Stop making the op out to be a martyr, next you'll be erecting a statue of him.

swingking

atari viaguar option ???

taidghbaby

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Stop making the op out to be a martyr, next you'll be erecting a statue of him.

ah come on he needs someone to stick up for him!!

ZygOte

notsamhail wrote: »

never tried it. mate of mine did admit to having sold them for a year or so at one stage though. so must be the business out there.

This mate of yours, is he a doctor/GP ? if not hes a mexican internet drug dealer.
Classy, must be a salt of the earth kinda guy.

Darragh29

taidghbaby wrote: »

ah jaysus the OP comes in here looking for a bit of help and all ye do is stiff arm him with a load of puns-i mean if ye were looking for a hand and all you got was this load of balls off people then how would you feel!!!

ZygOte wrote: »

This mate of yours, is he a doctor/GP ? if not hes a mexican internet drug dealer.
Classy, must be a salt of the earth kinda guy.

Seriously ZygOte, don't mess with him, he's a hard c*nt....


:D:D

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'm trying to come up with more viagra-based but puns but's it's really hard...

AlmightyCushion

taidghbaby wrote: »

ah come on he needs someone to stick up for him!!

Quit acting the prick.

AlmightyCushion

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

I'm trying to come up with more viagra-based but puns but's it's really hard...

I had a few more but I made a balls of them.

MagicMarker

Enough with the cock and bull people!

Sharpshooter

Is this thread some kind of Testicle?

DaMonk

I've taken them. They do exactly what they say on the tin really. Depends on the person as well to the effect. The next day is not fun though, you'll be horny as ****!

Darragh29

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Is this thread some kind of Testicle?

This thread is a load of me langer!

4zn76tysfajdxp

MagicMarker wrote: »

Enough with the cock and bull people!

There's no need to get teste!

Sorry...

Hagar

I put one in my tea now and again, it's stops my digestives going soft when I dunk them.

taidghbaby

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Is this thread some kind of Testicle?

will there be a practical coming up soon too??

AlmightyCushion

I left some viagra in my jeans one day when I put them in for the wash. Not long after, my washing machine was broken. The plumber said it was due to limescale and I must be in a hard water area.

Sharpshooter

l am using the safe withdrawal method from this thread.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Hagar wrote: »

I put one in my tea now and again, it's stops my digestives going soft when I dunk them.

Now that takes the biscuit! Oh wait, we're supposed to do boner jokes...Um...

Uh....

Hmmm.....

Ah bollocks, I'm all out.

danger mouse

Haha just remembered. i got 2 viagra tabs, took one myself. Then the next week the lads spiked my mates drink with the other one..Now that was funny ****.

Latchy

I'm calling the police ...my stash of viagra has vanished .

AlmightyCushion

latchyco wrote: »

I'm calling the police ...my stash of viagra has vanished .

You hard up for some?

MagicMarker

Hagar wrote: »

I put one in my tea now and again, it's stops my digestives going soft when I dunk them.

But sure that's the whole point man!!!

Sharpshooter

Paityn Salty Mothball wrote: »

Ah bollocks, I'm all out.

It takes balls to admit that Paityn Salty Mothball ,didn't know you took viagra.

Latchy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You hard up for some?

Well i have a few of the ann summers blue pills left why.....you offering freebies ?

4zn76tysfajdxp

sharpshooterH wrote: »

It takes balls to admit that Frada ,didn't know you took viagra.

Bully. What with this and the banned thread....You've been awfully hard on me lately.