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Arrested for sexing@!

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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Normally i'd have sympathy for them, but they were warned earlier in the day. So in fact i hope they get lots of sexy time in prison!

    Idiots.


  • #3
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.


  • #4
    peanuthead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    well they did come from a "champagne-fuelled brunch"


  • #5
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Thats what you get for having a Luxury "Sex on The Beach" cocktail.


  • #6
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to


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  • #7
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    latchyco wrote: »
    Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to

    I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.
    Meh, i would.

    Waste not want not;)


  • #9
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Named and shamed. What will the neighbours say?!

    Very embarrassing coming home....


  • #10
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    He was probably using the penis cream treatment when she was just "lying on top of him". Misunderstood I'm sure. :/


  • #11
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brianthebard wrote: »
    I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?
    but are those rules enforced like this in this case ? I dont think so .Go into any public park in ireland or uk at any time of the day and you will see lovers doing what lovers do .And i seen enough open sex abroad on beaches without a cop in sight ,but they were not muslim countries .


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  • #12
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!


  • #13
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!
    They were using one of those loungers! It probably even had a cushion.

    Now THAT'S living the high life!


  • #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20


  • #15
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.


  • #16
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.
    Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass


  • #17
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!
    Poor girl and guy were obiously gagging for it and it was probably the thrill of maybe getting caught to .

    She has fcuk me written all over her face .


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Overheal wrote: »
    Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass.
    I don't discriminate anyway, i like snooker.


  • #19
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    She does have a snooker player's chin though.

    :D lol!

    i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)


  • #20
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    :D lol!

    i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)
    Depends, could have fouled and potted both, while using the rest.


  • #21
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭Simi


    Overheal wrote: »
    She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20

    Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D


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  • #22
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Simi wrote: »
    The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D

    Err... she's also about 10 years old.

    Whatever floats yer boat though.


  • #23
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Simi wrote: »
    Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though... :D

    Ehh as pointed out, she's about 10!!!


  • #24
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.


  • #25
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.


    Shes nice lookin!

    I dont see the problem!:confused:


  • #26
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Shes nice lookin!

    I dont see the problem!:confused:
    The problem is her clitoris is as big as a terry's chocolate orange! :eek:

    Don't tap it, whack it!


  • #27
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Overheal wrote: »
    It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.

    Oh I think most people would pick up on that but we're focusing on Simis remark..... a little scary.


  • #28
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Oh I think most people would pick up on that
    with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:


  • #29
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Overheal wrote: »
    with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:

    Quite you!
    You caused enough trouble with your bitch comment!!

    "now i wont have to blow my load on her face' - What the hell were you thinking???

    ========@
    :eek:


  • #30
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I was thinking of recanting my face-shooting ways and helping my better half fight breast cancer. duh.


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  • #31
    White_Feather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭White_Feather


    was listening to this on spin talk today and apparently they only met that day!in fairness, they seem to both suit eachother, they're both bet down!


  • #32
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    White_Feather wrote: »
    was listening to this on spin talk today and apparently they only met that day!in fairness, they seem to both suit eachother, they're both bet down!

    To mexico town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Id say he was only tearin away on her!


  • #33
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Well they were caught before hand then told "stop you kids"

    then an hour or so later they went back at it ... serves them right


  • #34
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Lads, whats sex like??

    Is it any good?


  • #35
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Lads, whats sex like??

    Is it any good?

    Ask yore ma!


  • #36
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Lads, whats sex like??

    Is it any good?

    It's kind of like...

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    gonna grab some afternoon delight.
    My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
    Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
    When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
    And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Started out this morning feeling so polite
    I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
    But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
    a little afternoon delight.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
    We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.


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  • #37
    robinph
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,144 Mod ✭✭✭✭robinph


    Well this one says that they didn't actually have sex, clicky, and something about their defence now appealing the sentence because it was too lenient or something weird like that. Think he's probably trying to get them to admit that it's a daft rule so the country either has to embarrass themselves by sentencing a couple of westerners to a full year for having a kiss on the beach and affect further investment form western countries for their backward regulations, or they just let them go and say never come back again.

    She's already lost her job though.


  • #38
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    latchyco wrote: »
    Poor girl and guy were obiously gagging for it and it was probably the thrill of maybe getting caught to .

    Well you can be sure they'll experience a wide amount of strange and thrilling suprise sex if they're sent to prison over there.


  • #39
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I'm sure you would probably get 3 months in some backwater of the States for the same thing. Dubai is pretty tolerant as the middle east goes.

    They should be happy it wasn't Saudi Arabia. He would probably be beheaded and she would be stoned to death.


  • #40
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    The Saudis usually just deport westerners for stuff like that. Their own people though...


  • #41
    seclachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭seclachi


    Damn straight ! ireland used to be like that !! then everybody started ignoring the church and now the country is like sodom, people talking about sex like its ok and natural ! Feck natural ! natural is living in a bush and slinging ****e at other people ! Once stds destroy 99% of the earths population we`ll all be sorry !!

    Seriously though, when your in a country you obey the laws of the land, and Im sure you`d want to be living in a cave not to know that certain things just arent acceptable in Islamic country's, and while I dont agree with those laws, you still have to obey them, just because most of the world is westernised doesn't mean there arent different cultures.


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  • #42
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dinter wrote: »
    Well you can be sure they'll experience a wide amount of strange and thrilling suprise sex if they're sent to prison over there.
    I am guessing on appeal they will be released in a few weeks .


  • #43
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    heymcflyx wrote: »
    I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

    No man, she mounted him.


  • #44
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,579 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    will they have conjugal rights ?


  • #45
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/

    Date of Birth: 26 May 1991
    In the clip that was shown, she's about ten.


  • #46
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but those countries are really backward.

    some guy got 4 years in prison because they found a microscopic spec of cannabis weighing 0.003 g on the sole of his shoe (he could have easily stepped on it on the street or anything!)

    here's a link, complete with ignorant comments from typical daily mail readers;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512815/Briton-jailed-years-Dubai-customs-cannabis-weighing-grain-sugar-shoe.html


  • #47
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    seclachi wrote: »
    Damn straight ! ireland used to be like that !!
    Who in their right mind would try to have sex on an irish beach? Have fun freezing to death you loony.


  • #48
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,579 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    In the clip that was shown, she's about ten.
    oh crap - wrong thread


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