Who's got the most infrations?

Wagon

Come on lads fess up. Who's had the preverbial yellow or red spank on the hole for being bold, giving non advice on PI, insulting other posters and telling mods they fellate things non human? How many times have you been shamed? I'm not talking about bannings either. Only infractions.

SV

just the once.

Wagon

ClioV6 wrote: »

just the once.

Don't give up now.

towel401

3.

SV

Wagon wrote: »

Don't give up now.

I can't deal with being banned from AH again.

chin_grin

Just one..............

javaboy

Most infrations? Well according to this article, some woman called Xu Yaqing isn't doing too well.

Dave147

Just 2, one for quoting the Holy Hand Grenade as my favourite bible passage in Christianity. No regrets!

Smart Bug

javaboy wrote: »

Most infrations? Well according to this article, some woman called Xu Yaqing isn't doing too well.

Oh good god... :pac::pac::pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Three. One for calling someone a 'gob****e', one for wishing harm on Gary Neville in the footie forum and one customary for posting silly crap in the PI forum (but in my defense, I thought I was in AH - didn't realises somoene moved the thread.

Once got a two-week ban for giving someone bus directions, though. Beat that.

Turd Ferguson

2 infractions and 3 bans all lifted :rolleyes:

The Master

Only infracted once for This post

The amount of thanks made it worthwhile though

Xavi6

Mods can't be infracted* :cool:



* Unless they've been very, very bold

Smart Bug

Is this gonna turn into a "who can get infracted first" thread?

Quazzie

The Master wrote: »

Only infracted once for This post

The amount of thanks made it worthwhile though

I actually laughed really loudly at that post for a long time. I even passed it off to some friends as my own joke.

Turd Ferguson

Click here for the link to 2 girls 1 cup

Pompey Magnus

One infraction and one ban (quickly lifted though) for pointing out in a discussion on suicide in the Christianity forum that Jesus committed the ancient equivalent of "suicide by cop".

Silenceisbliss

Dave147 wrote: »

Just 2, one for quoting the Holy Hand Grenade as my favourite bible passage in Christianity. No regrets!

me twice,

my first was also from christianity...
for asking if jesus was technically a "Bastard" and fully supporting my question. and throwing technicalities back at the god squad...they couldnt take the facts...banned me mid-argument.....I had fun though...thats all that counts

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I did that on a fifth-year Chirstmas religion exam. Didn't go down well there either.

4zn76tysfajdxp

:rolleyes: Atheists are clever.

stovelid

Three (2 PI and one soccer). One ban from soccer.

Silenceisbliss

Karen Flabby Elbow wrote: »

:rolleyes: Atheists are clever.

hehe...I KNOW! :pac:

Karoma

circle-jerking! user conspiracy! Shame on you all.

Kiera

No infractions. I'm so hardcore i get straight bannings

Must learn to bite my tongue......

Loopy

0 - I was always a lick arse

Wagon

I've had 4 infractions myself, but I thought that was being a rebel, staying ahead of the game but it turns out that the good people at AH are thugs and bike thieves and are far cooler then me.

So to prove our manliness:

1. Go to a forum,
2. Get banned
First one back with a genuine infration or banning will be declared the winner.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Wagon wrote: »

I've had 4 infractions myself, but I thought that was being a rebel, staying ahead of the game but it turns out that the good people at AH are thugs and bike thieves and are far cooler then me.

So to prove our manliness:

1. Go to a forum,
2. Get banned
First one back with a genuine infration or banning will be declared the winner.

And PI doesn't count because it's too easy.

Kiera

Wagon wrote: »

I've had 4 infractions myself, but I thought that was being a rebel, staying ahead of the game but it turns out that the good people at AH are thugs and bike thieves and are far cooler then me.

So to prove our manliness:

1. Go to a forum,
2. Get banned
First one back with a genuine infration or banning will be declared the winner.

Now thats just silly! Lets hope you get banned for that post!!!

Wagon

Karen Flabby Elbow wrote: »

And PI doesn't count because it's too easy.

Agreed, PI is also a place of real problems and sensitivity is required (until we see a real eejit) and it's also, as Karen Flabby Elbow pointed out, too easy to take the piss out of. Especially the sexual issue threads. So use your imagination. The more obscure the forum, the better.

Now thats just silly! Lets hope you get banned for that post!!!

Let's not. Mods can take part too y'know. This is a game fro everyone.

abouttobebanned

Your mother surely.

MagicMarker

12, infraction whore aiming for my bakers dozen so i am, although a couple of those were defracted.

Does anyone know how it all works?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Wagon wrote: »

Agreed, PI is also a place of real problems and sensitivity is required (until we see a real eejit) and it's also, as Frada pointed out, too easy to take the piss out of. Especially the sexual issue threads. So use your imagination. The more obscure the forum, the better.



Let's not. Mods can take part too y'know. This is a game fro everyone.

What about using Personal Abuse? Surely that takes some of the challenge from it also, you wanker.

Wagon

Karen Flabby Elbow wrote: »

What about using Personal Abuse? Surely that takes some of the challenge from it also, you wanker.

Are you flirting with me?

Frisbee

Just one in the Arsenal team Talk thread for calling Ashley Cole a Cnut.
Completely true though...

Quazzie

MagicMarker wrote: »

12, infraction whore aiming for my bakers dozen so i am, although a couple of those were defracted.

Does anyone know how it all works?

yea i do. you drop to your knees and perform a service on a fat bald guy and then when he is spent he hands you money and you are left with a deep feeling of worthlessness and despair and therefore drink alcohol or consume drugs to the value of the aforementioned money(minus my 25%). This leads to you to requiring more money and again dropping to your knees.

Thats how being a whore works.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Wagon wrote: »

Are you flirting with me?

You wish, ye bollox.

Karoma

Wagon wrote: »

Let's not. Mods can take part too y'know. This is a game fro everyone.

Not really; moderators cannot be infracted.

I'll happily ban you or anyone else for suggesting acting the dick in this or any other forum - I ban for thoughtcrime.

MagicMarker

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

yea i do. you drop to your knees and perform a service on a fat bald guy and then when he is spent he hands you money and you are left with a deep feeling of worthlessness and despair and therefore drink alcohol or consume drugs to the value of the aforementioned money(minus my 25%). This leads to you to requiring more money and again dropping to your knees.

Thats how being a whore works.

Will i have to do ass to ass?

Turd Ferguson

We should all pick the same forum and start a topic and see how many bans we can get on the same thread...

MagicMarker

Karoma wrote: »

Not really; moderators cannot be infracted.

Yiz are just too damn special for infractions.

Wagon

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

We should all pick the same forum and start a topic and see how many bans we can get on the same thread...

Following Karoma's advice, lets do it on this one. OR better yet: we can move this thread to somewhere where there no rule, somewhere we can say what we want and let out all frustration. And not get banned.

Quazzie

I second this. Especially if we are including Turd MagiMarkers ass to ass idea

Turd Ferguson

Wagon wrote: »

Following Karoma's advice, lets do it on this one. OR better yet: we can move this thread to somewhere where there no rule, somewhere we can say what we want and let out all frustration. And not get banned.

Yeah, but the Thunderdome is shite...

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yeah, but the Thunderdome is shite...

I'd love to see someone get banned from the "dome". I'm not sure its possible?

MagicMarker

Kiera wrote: »

I'd love to see someone get banned from the "dome". I'm not sure its possible?

I'd happily take a ban from the dome, tis full of bitches bitching about bitches. I'd rather watch tina tuner in her leotards sucking off a goat.

Wagon

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'd happily take a ban from the dome, tis full of bitches bitching about bitches. I'd rather watch tina tuner in her leotards sucking off a goat.

I've never been. Shall we all take a trip to the thunderdone for an attempted banning?

javaboy

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'd happily take a ban from the dome, tis full of bitches bitching about bitches. I'd rather watch tina tuner in her leotards sucking off a goat.

In fairness the dome has some limits of taste and decency. Tina Turner's beyond the Thunderdome.

Turd Ferguson

Wagon wrote: »

I've never been. Shall we all take a trip to the thunderdone for an attempted banning?

Already there...

Wagon

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Already there...

I posted but the thread is 2 months old and i didn't even notice. Shyte. It's not as big as i would have thought there's only 11 pages. People just aren't as angry anymore.

KnifeWRENCH

If you want a challenge, get banned from The Cuckoo's Nest. Since amp closed the perma-ban thread, I don't see how it's possible unless you constantly link to hardcore porn or something.

I have no infractions and no bans. I'm a good little boy!

Kiera

square_igloo wrote: »

I have no infractions and no bans. I'm a good little boy!

You're a boy