How would you like to die?

So the main question in life.

How would you like it done?

I'd go for 10 pints of Carling on a hungover morning and choking myself on my own vommit. That's just me .

So what is it then? Die in battle? Tampon overdose? Drugs? Dick falling off while mounting some girl?

So many options.

Discuss

FX Meister

DIE OF BOREDOM FROM READING **** THREADS FOR ME

Captain Darling

Deleted User wrote: »

So the main question in life.

How would you like it done?

I'd go for 10 pints of Carling on a hungover morning and choking myself on my own vommit. That's just me .

So what is it then? Die in battle? Tampon overdose? Drugs? Dick falling off while mounting some girl?

Some many options.

Discuss

Jesus, you're not giving anybody an easy comedown on a Sunday are you?

Morbidity factor is high........

Personally though, whatever way its going to be i want it to be quick and hopefully involving some kinky sex act.

Jimbo

Peacefully in my sleep in my 80's.

Boring, I know

Captain Darling

Captain Darling wrote: »

Jesus, you're not giving anybody an easy comedown on a Sunday are you?

Morbidity factor is high........

Personally though, whatever way its going to be i want it to be quick and hopefully involving some kinky sex act.

Thanks for the feedback, just realised I put in some instead of so. I iz angry

TPD

In a bathtub with a Chinese takeaway floating about (on some kind of inflatable tray or something), with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other.

Edit: I didn't actually die there. Maybe have the tv I'm watching fall into the tub and electrocute me instantly or something.

themadchef

If i had to choose.........


Under, on top of or beside a very naked George Clooney.

There's worse ways to go.



(probably wouldint be too nice for him tho)

towel401

Car accident, nuclear explosion. Something quick and painless

I'd hate to sit for a few years in some old pokey's care home slowly going to waste

rediguana

jimbo78 wrote: »

Peacefully in my sleep in my 80's.

Boring, I know

Surely this is the only good answer.

It doesn't make sense saying you want to die having sex. That would be so traumatic for the other person, and it would probably mean dying of a massive heart attack which, by all accounts, is pretty unpleasant.

I guess freezing to death wouldn't be the worst either. I think you just get sleepy and pass out - ah bliss!

TPD

TPD wrote: »

In a bathtub with a Chinese takeaway floating about (on some kind of inflatable tray or something), with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other.

Edit: I didn't actually die there. Maybe have the tv I'm watching fall into the tub and electrocute me instantly or something.

Fried rice ?

SV

In a b.a.s.e jumping accident.


adrenaline right till the end...

Captain Darling

rediguana wrote: »

It doesn't make sense saying you want to die having sex.

I....I.... I dont understand..........

Suprised no one has said mounting my mother tbh

Thanks

Captain Darling

Deleted User wrote: »

Suprised no one has said mounting my mother tbh

Thanks

Balls deep in yore ma.

Fresh Breeze

I have gerontophobia, which is a fear of growing old.
I'm absolutely terrified I'll lose my mind. It's makes me who I am.
I don't want some teenager looking after me; wiping my arse and cleaning up my vomit. No, that's demeaning for both of us.

I want to die in my late 30s/early 40s.
Instant death: gunshot or something?

Jimbo

ClioV6 wrote: »

In a b.a.s.e jumping accident.


adrenaline right till the end...

What about your family who will have to grieve over your splattered reminents?

Jesus Wept

Captain Darling wrote: »

Balls deep in yore ma.

Back gicker or front gicker?

rediguana

Fresh Breeze wrote: »

I have gerontophobia, which is a fear of growing old.
I'm absolutely terrified I'll lose my mind. It's makes me who I am.
I don't want some teenager looking after me; wiping my arse and cleaning up my vomit. No, that's demeaning for both of us.

I want to die in my late 30s/early 40s.
Instant death: gunshot or something?

Pay me ten grand and I'll come round to your house and shoot you in the face on your 40th.

Fresh Breeze

Fresh Breeze wrote: »

I have gerontophobia, which is a fear of growing old.
I'm absolutely terrified I'll lose my mind. It's makes me who I am.
I don't want some teenager looking after me; wiping my arse and cleaning up my vomit. No, that's demeaning for both of us.

I want to die in my late 30s/early 40s.
Instant death: gunshot or something?

Name:
Address:
Sexual Orientation:
Age:


I'll get Snyper to sort you out

Captain Darling

The-Rigger wrote: »

Back gicker or front gicker?

Two holes into one. Its that big......

KnifeWRENCH

jimbo78 wrote: »

Peacefully in my sleep in my 80's.

Boring, I know

Peacefully in my sleep, in my 40's or early 50's for me. No way would I want to live until I'm 80! I haven't turned 19 yet and I'm already bored of life.

rediguana

square_igloo wrote: »

Peacefully in my sleep, in my 40's or early 50's for me. No way would I want to live until I'm 80! I haven't turned 19 yet and I'm already bored of life.

Get out and bang some chicks and stop your moaning.

dr.bollocko

High as a kite in a naked motorcycling accident somewhere in rural italy aged 32.

Ross_Mahon

With Style :cool:

Agamemnon

Dying from happiness while sunk up to my nuts in Heather Graham.

If I can't have that, then I'll settle for dying on a cross surrounded by my weeping disciples, provided I regen three days later. Unlimited continues FTW.

MagicMarker

In a state of euphoria thank you very much.

Heroin's your friend.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Peacefully, when I'm ending my 90s...

BY EMPTYING A FULL MACHINE GUN CLIP TO THE FACE!!!

Blazer

The hell with dying...I wanna live forever

If I can't have that ...I wanna go out after having sex with all 12 playmate calendar girls for 2020 (hopefully with a few twins in there once finished drift off to blissfull sleep and never wake up...
Can you imagine my funeral...me lying there in an open casket with the biggest grin ever


Or..hmm..this could be the one..
Score winning goal in the last minute against Liverpool in the Champions League final 2020. Ref blows for full time and I raise the trophy/ collect the old medal and promptly keel over stone dead...
100 years time I'd still be a hero in Newcastle

AnonoBoy

Deleted User wrote: »

How would you like to die?

How would you like a fat lip?

MJOR

in my sleep

Dishonorably in battle in my hundreds.

Wurly

At home, off my tits on morphine with my family around.....watching me have kinky sex with Captain Darling.:pac::pac:

eveie

i never knew there was a phobia for growing old. must look gerontophobia up.
since i can remember i have had a major fear of growing old, its so bad that i find it difficult to look at old people its not that they scare me as such i just want to stay young, i dont want life to pass me by. as for death again i have a huge fear of it, its kept me awake some nights.
i dont want to die but obviously thats impossible, so i want to die seriously quickly, but in saying that i want to get a chance to say good buy to my friends. ah i donno i bullet through the head or something

Captain Darling

Tri wrote: »

At home, off my tits on morphine with my family around.....watching me have kinky sex with Captain Darling.:pac::pac:

Oh!!! Behave!!!

Xyo

Saving the life of someone else

ART6

A hero's death in battle, recognised as saving my country to the extent that the nation mourns my passing and erects statues to me. Men salute as my cortage passes, and women weep bitter tears. Only minor difficulty is that I can't shoot, am too old for the military, and haven't time at the moment as I am engaged in a tussle with this bottle of Irish whiskey:D

HalloweenJack

Just like Félix Faure did.

Tar.Aldarion

Edit:
Nothing to see here
>_>
<_<

dr.bollocko

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

Edit:
Nothing to see here
>_>
<_<

You can't ninja edit a fail and get it past ole bollocko mr. 1432 pms.:D

I want tar's babies.
>_>
<_<

AckwelFoley

how would i like to die?

Unconvicted

Tar.Aldarion

If only I could ninja edit dr.bollocko's post, oh wait...

dr.bollocko

Right.
Im off to feedback.

Karl Hungus

Mowed down in a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Moonbaby wrote: »

Dishonorably in battle in my hundreds.

There's hundreds of you???

Fey!

Quietly in my sleep.

Not screaming like the 45 passengers in my bus as it goes over the cliff...

Jazzy

pulling a dr. strangelove with my destination being madonnas house

tony1kenobi

ART6 wrote: »

A hero's death in battle, recognised as saving my country to the extent that the nation mourns my passing and erects statues to me. Men salute as my cortage passes, and women weep bitter tears. Only minor difficulty is that I can't shoot, am too old for the military, and haven't time at the moment as I am engaged in a tussle with this bottle of Irish whiskey:D

But you aren't yet too old to have men salute your erection..

Biggins

I'd like to die...

...holding my 200th year birthday card,

...after saying "have a nice day" to my great, great grand-kids as they head off to secondary school,

...after pressing the detonator to destroy all the nukes in the world

...after discovering I can come back to life (hopefully as a sex god!)

...after seeing "Rocky 52"

Bob the Builder

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I want tar's babies.

Don't we all.


I would like to die after blowing up some big tower, or a building in canary wharf, after I become a muslim of course. No particular reason really, other than just to have my 72 virgins as promised.

tony1kenobi

nevf wrote: »

Don't we all.


I would like to die after blowing up some big tower, or a building in canary wharf, after I become a muslim of course. No particular reason really, other than just to have my 72 virgins as promised.

It's 72 male virgins. They don't mention that during orientation.

Biggins

nevf wrote: »

Don't we all.


I would like to die ...just to have my 72 virgins as promised.

What if they are the same sex as yourself! LOL