So I get this in a pm

Climate Expert

Karl Hungus wrote:

Hi Climate Expert,

You have been banned from Films for the following duration:

14 Day(s)

for the following reason:

You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Providing your ban is not permanent, it will be lifted automatically after 14 Day(s). You will get an automatic message informing you that the ban is lifted. If you do not receive this message after the alloted time, please PM a moderator to clarify.
Also, please be aware that an abusive response to this automated message may result in an extension of your ban, or in extreme cases, being banned from the entire site.

Thanks,

Forum Moderator.

Not only does he delete my posts but I get this as well.

Karl Hungus

So, it's ok when you quote American Psycho, but not ok for me?

Just an aside, possibly nothing to do with this at all, calling someone a retard is frowned upon.

Lafortezza

It's a quote from American Psycho afaik. He's trying to educate you on above average films adapted from far more disturbing novels.

GhostInTheRuins

Still hilarious though

Mena

I never get cool PM's like that

Climate Expert

Karl Hungus wrote: »

So, it's ok when you quote American Psycho, but not ok for me?

Just an aside, possibly nothing to do with this at all, calling someone a retard is frowned upon.

You say its ok for me then why did you delete two of my posts and ban me? Shouldn't you ban yourself now. Actually delete yourself and do the world a favour.

Climate Expert

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

Still hilarious though

thanks, just wish others could enjoy it like you have.

Karl Hungus

Climate Expert wrote: »

Actually delete yourself and do the world a favour.

Climate Expert

Karl Hungus wrote: »

See the thing is Karl, I actually look like that. You look like this. Jokes on you mate.

Karl Hungus

Climate Expert wrote: »

See the thing is Karl, I actually look like that.

Proof or GTFO. :pac:

Climate Expert

I'm not going to be throwing up pics of my ripped guns to a load of strangecocks on boards now. Have a bit of faith.

Gary ITR

Ah Karl for somebody who contributes so much time to boards you really let yourself down by doing things like this. Time you copped on

humanji

Climate Expert wrote: »

I'm not going to be throwing up pics of my ripped guns to a load of strangecocks on boards now. Have a bit of faith.

lol, brilliant!

AnimalRights

This ban thread is better then my ban thread ffs.

Dudess

How come some people on Boards.ie feel it's their god-given right to act the prick constantly (despite most others not doing so) and then get all offended when they're reprimanded for it?

Climate Expert

Dudess wrote: »

How come some people on Boards.ie feel it's their god-given right to act the prick constantly (despite most others not doing so) and then get all offended when they're reprimanded for it?

Two wrongs don't make a right Dudess. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of it all. And my earlier post was fairly funny and should not have been deleted. I've lost out on lots of thanks because of it.

Climate Expert

Judge it for yourself. This is paraphrased as I'm banned.

clueless poster: Thanks
funny poster 1: You're compliment was sufficient
clueless poster: What?
me: CP, you reek of ****.

If it had of been let continue it probably would have continued,

cp: What? reported
fp1: high five climate expert

Dudess

Climate Expert wrote: »

Two wrongs don't make a right Dudess.

So you agree you act the prick constantly? Good for you.

Gary ITR

Dudess wrote: »

So you agree you act the prick constantly? Good for you.

He probably does Dudess, but what Karl did wasn't reprimanding, it was just plain old personal abuse, movie quote or not.

In fairness to Karl he contributes a lot to the site but this kind of behaviour makes him look like an ass

AckwelFoley

This is a teacup --> ()'

This is a storm --> *'*
*'*'*

MagicMarker

Onkle wrote: »

He probably does Dudess, but what Karl did wasn't reprimanding, it was just plain old personal abuse, movie quote or not.

In fairness to Karl he contributes a lot to the site but this kind of behaviour makes him look like an ass

Personal abuse? It was quite obviously not.

God i hate idiots.

Climate Expert

MagicMarker wrote: »

Personal abuse? It was quite obviously not.

God i hate idiots.

Hey Karl thought it was personal abuse (it wasn't) but that still does not give you the right to call him an idiot.

Karl Hungus

Onkle wrote: »

He probably does Dudess, but what Karl did wasn't reprimanding, it was just plain old personal abuse, movie quote or not.

Ok, serious reply for a minute. Climate Expert had been repeatedly infracted on this thread, he was calling another poster a retard here, dragging it off-topic with back-seat modding (I started deleting his posts at this point), (ironically) abused someone else with the "you reek of sh*t" quote, he denied this was abusive because it was a quote from the film. He was infracted again and that post deleted, then he starts dragging the thread further off-topic by complaining about his posts being deleted.

The guy was reprimanded 3 times already on that thread before being banned.

Gary ITR

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Ok, serious reply for a minute. Climate Expert had been repeatedly infracted on this thread, he was calling another poster a retard here, dragging it off-topic with back-seat modding (I started deleting his posts at this point), (ironically) abused someone else with the "you reek of sh*t" quote, he denied this was abusive because it was a quote from the film. He was infracted again and that post deleted, then he starts dragging the thread further off-topic by complaining about his posts being deleted.

The guy was reprimanded 3 times already on that thread before being banned.

I'm not fighting his corner Karl, he may well have been acting the maggot but what you did was lower yourself to his level. There was no need for that

Climate Expert

Onkle wrote: »

I'm not fighting his corner Karl, he may well have been acting the maggot but what you did was lower yourself to his level. There was no need for that

Karl's a hothead. Doesn't know when to leave the 'post reply' button alone. I'll forgive him for that but not for deleting my post. Let the joke stand, maybe infract it but let others judge it.

Karl Hungus

Onkle wrote: »

what you did was lower yourself to his level.

Yeah, I did. You're right too, there was no need for it. But I was feeling in a cheeky mood.

CuLT

Dear diary,

Today I totally burned this guy on the Internet. I was just minding my own business (pumping my guns, natch) when I noticed some strangecock on the Internet wasn't getting a joke. Well, let me tell you, diary, that wasn't going to happen on my watch. I contemplated for several minutes before deciding on the appropriate burn to deliver. It was pretty f*cking epic, if I say so myself. Patrick Bateman (my hero, perfect physique) from American Psycho (fav movie, too deep, too REAL, for these nerds to get) would be proud.
Anyway, I e-high-fived my buddy before downing a health tonic (and crushing the can afterwards, I am totally ripped you see) and delivered a final burn to the forum "moderator" Karl Hungus (more like Karl Stupidus!) before he banned me. Too many nerds like him sitting behind their computers typing away on a Saturday morning, don't they have lives? what a bunch of retards!

P.S. Just checked myself out in the mirror; if only people could have sex with themselves. Deep.

Climate Expert.

Climate Expert

CuLT wrote: »

Dear diary,

Today I totally burned this guy on the Internet. I was just minding my own business (pumping my guns, natch) when I noticed some strangecock on the Internet wasn't getting a joke. Well, let me tell you, diary, that wasn't going to happen on my watch. I contemplated for several minutes before deciding on the appropriate burn to deliver. It was pretty f*cking epic, if I say so myself. Patrick Bateman (my hero, perfect physique) from American Psycho (fav movie, too deep, too REAL, for these nerds to get) would be proud.
Anyway, I e-high-fived my buddy before downing a health tonic (and crushing the can afterwards, I am totally ripped you see) and delivered a final burn to the forum "moderator" Karl Hungus (more like Karl Stupidus!) before he banned me. Too many nerds like him sitting behind their computers typing away on a Saturday morning, don't they have lives? what a bunch of retards!

P.S. Just checked myself out in the mirror; if only people could have sex with themselves. Deep.

Climate Expert.

haha fairly play. I'm actually a lot like that in real life.

Dudess

Ew... there are people like that in reality even though it's a long time since 1987? Oh dear. Well I suppose the recession and all that are making things seem kinda like 1987 again. Roll on whatever today's equivalent of yuppie flu will be...

Sully

So what, some dude goes and starts ranting and raving, throwing abuse left right and center, is asked to stop, refuses (hey dude, im only quoting a film! No harm is meant!), gets posts deleted and continues on his duty of being a muppet, Karl says "Enough is enough" and issues a ban for 2 weeks quoting a film (just like the OP did and claimed it cant be considered personal abuse), OP comes here being a complete hypocriate and winges that he was abused by Karl quoting a film. Is that about right? If so, what a waste of a thread tbh.

Karl Hungus

Sully wrote: »

Is that about right?

Quite an accurate summary right there.

Climate Expert

Dudess wrote: »

Ew... there are people like that in reality even though it's a long time since 1987? Oh dear. Well I suppose the recession and all that are making things seem kinda like 1987 again. Roll on whatever today's equivalent of yuppie flu will be...

Of course there are. Rich good lucking people didn't die out in 1980s New York. I'll leave this for today, I've said my bit. Time for the Leinster match followed by my Saturday chest and bicep session. No joking either.

Karl Hungus

Climate Expert wrote: »

I'll leave this for today, I've said my bit.

Me too, I've got to get back to my naked PC repair service.

DarkJager

Me three...I've got to go dig out some scarface quotes

Gary ITR

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Me too, I've got to get back to my naked PC repair service.

Jeez you just put me off my lunch

Overheal

You fúckin' people... you have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Karl. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Would you consider starting a video blog / podcast of you tinkering with PCs in your underpants?
I can guarantee you at least 1 subscriber.

IanCurtis

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Me too, I've got to get back to my naked PC repair service.

He was wearing jocks if I remember correctly

Pigman II

Karl Hungus wrote: »

calling someone a retard is frowned upon.

Especially when they go full retard.

AlmightyCushion

snyper wrote: »

This is a storm --> *'*

It looks more like a tiny penis with small pointy testicles either side of it.

WindSock

snyper wrote: »

This is a teacup --> ()'

Looks more like an egg. Storm in an eggcup.

Fanny Cradock

Now this is a teacup ---> c[]

Doctor DooM

Aw come on now lads be fair.





THIS is a storm in a tea cup.

Boston

I read Karl Hungus's PM and now I can't stop thinking about stabing Climate Expert and playing with his blood. Boards.ie just like TV and movies, keep it away from the children.

AlmightyCushion

Boston wrote: »

Boards.ie just like TV, movies and Gary Glitter, keep it away from the children.

Fixed your post.

WindSock

Storm on a teacup












Sorry folks, best I could find :pac:

Bob the Builder

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Fixed your post.

You'd know all about Gary. After all, you and him were very close to each other back in your youth.
:pac:

Steve

Fanny Cradock wrote: »

Now this is a teacup ---> c[]

Sorry but snyper's one was more visually appealing (if vaginal resemblance counts for anything)...;)

Jay P

Fanny Cradock wrote: »

Now this is a teacup ---> c[]

That's clearly a mug :rolleyes:

Dave!

You're clearly a mug!

Bob the Builder

Dave! wrote: »

You're clearly a mug!

And you're a sponge.

Go clean out the mug.