Your last thought , when you die? :(

Daithi McGee

Was just yapping to a few friends and we came across the subject of Death. Like what would that last film of our lives reveal?

The last thought.

What the human brain projects.

What do you think yours would be? Mine was a fishing incident involving a Hook and a Trout

Karoma

Daithi McGee wrote: »

Mine was a fishing incident involving a Hook and a Trout

Oo
What? You're dead are you? Pffft. Wishful thinking, mister.



A: "Christ, that hurt"?

FruitLover

Don't worry, you have at least another minute before it explo

taidghbaby

well ive already decided to have a massive heart-attack aged 55, whilst in a hotel room with 2 czech hookers and high on coke......


.....my probable last thoughts-happy ones i'd say

Bobalicious93

"look what I can do"

mike65

"Damn, I think I left the immersion heater on".

Mike

FlutterinBantam

At least I won't have to read any more angst ridden Daithi McGee threads:cool:

magick

i really hope thats a fart, cos this could be embarrassing!

Poccington

"Best.... W@nk.... Ever"

Photi

I hope there are no skidmarks

LolaDub

shyte...

there better be booze in the afterlife

Phototoxin

Snake!, Snake !? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE !

von Neumann

Hope my dogs are ok.

DanGerMus

Ouch...so thats where i left it........

It's perfectly safe!.....

DanGerMus

Bollox... ****in bitch got there first....

sunny2004

O f*** the bus !

Zaph

What's this button for?

Captain Chaos

Did he say cut the red one or the black one?

Ruu_Old

Mmm well that was one of the best, greasy frys I've had in a long time.

Trust me... I know what I'm doing....

Jay P

Oh look, a truck.

The quicker I die, the better.

DanGerMus

sunny2004 wrote: »

O f*** the bus !

Oh so there's the bus

Zaph wrote: »

What's this button for?

Oh so thats what that button does

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Did he say cut the red one or the black one?

Oh so i guess it was the black one

Deleted User wrote: »

Trust me... I know what I'm doing....

Oh so i guess i didn't know what i was doing
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

It's last thoughts when you die not last words before you die...... for crying out loud can't you do anything right...!!!!!1111111eleventy one!


suggested thoughts in RED

Dinter

No, I didn't use the cookbook. Sure fugu is simpl . . .

DanGerMus

FruitLover wrote: »

Don't worry, you have at least another minute before it explo

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

"look what I can do"

Deleted User wrote: »

It's perfectly safe!.....

You FAIL TOO!!!!

eVeNtInE

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Wibbs

"I don't want to die" perhaps? Most common last words of mafia/gangbanger hit victims apparently.

Myxomatosis

"I knew that someday I was gonna die
And I knew before I died
Two things would happen to me
That number one: I would regret my entire life
And number two: I would want to live my life over again"


Oh and btw I just LOVE people who use the word "Fail" on the internet. Your so cool. How did you come up with such a funny saying?

DanGerMus

Oh and btw i just love people who don't have an original thought in there head so have to steal someone elses and use them without appropriate referencing.

DanGerMus

DanGerMus wrote: »

Oh so thats what that button does

Oh so i guess it was the black one

Oh so i guess i didn't know what i was doing
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

It's last thoughts when you die not last words before you die...... for crying out loud can't you do anything right...!!!!!1111111eleventy one!


suggested thoughts in RED

in most of those cases the last thing that goes through your mind, is your arse!

Sharpshooter

eVeNtInE wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

Obvious to everyone but DanGerMus.
Thread is Last Thoughts,but we have to post them yes?

Myxomatosis

DanGerMus wrote: »

Oh and btw i just love people who don't have an original thought in there head so have to steal someone elses and use them without appropriate referencing.

Well that's exactly what your doing with your hilarious FAIL statements.

I have it in quotes, do you want me to add ****ing subscripts and footnotes too?
People who know where it comes from will "appreciate" it and those who don't well I couldn't give a ****.

Farasoi

Some of the FAIL thoughts as labelled by DanGerMus, I dont think they are wrong.

"AFK for awhile guys, not sure where I'm going or when I'll be back" in the Mods Forum is probably apt.

DanGerMus

Myxomatosis wrote: »

Well that's exactly what your doing with your hilarious FAIL statements.

I have it in quotes, do you want me to add ****ing subscripts and footnotes too?
People who know where it comes from will "appreciate" it and those who don't well I couldn't give a ****.

Not really, it's an often used term used by people on the internet to express there dislike or opinion of someones seemingly poor or inaccurate or indeed unfunny post.

I would like that actually maybe then people could look up the person and gain an appreciation for who said it and where it's coming from.

That's a very negative elitist attitude. It's nice to share with others ,if only to enlighten them, your knowledge. But of course you shouldn't feel obliged to.

Sharpshooter

DanGerMus wrote: »

Not really, it's an often used term used by people on the internet to express there dislike or opinion of someones seemingly poor or inaccurate or indeed unfunny post.

I would like that actually maybe then people could look up the person and gain an appreciation for who said it and where it's coming from.

That's a very negative elitist attitude. It's nice to share with others ,if only to enlighten them, your knowledge. But of course you shouldn't feel obliged to.

When you think in your mind , isn't it words you are hearing , if only in your own mind.
Thread is last Thoughts.

DanGerMus

eVeNtInE wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

As do i. Well i think i do anyway.

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Obvious to everyone but DanGerMus.
Thread is Last Thoughts,but we have to post them yes?

The posts i've highlighted would seem to be words said before a catastrophic event leading to the persons iminent departure into the afterlife or limbo whatever you believe in. This is not what was asked for. Thats all i'm saying. I didn't express any opinion as to how one actually percieves there thoughts.

Sharpshooter

DanGerMus wrote: »

As do i. Well i think i do anyway.




The posts i've highlighted would seem to be words said before a catastrophic event leading to the persons iminent departure into the afterlife or limbo whatever you believe in. This is not what was asked for. Thats all i'm saying. I didn't express any opinion as to how one actually percieves there thoughts.

But the Thread is about thoughts , how can people get that across here without putting them into words?
As l read the posts they were thoughts after the event , as in just before you die , or after if you are lucky enough to land in a place that is better than the one you left.

DanGerMus

sharpshooterH wrote: »

But the Thread is about thoughts , how can people get that across here without putting them into words?

Oh..k.. i'm not and i havent disagreed with this at all.

As l read the posts they were thoughts after the event , as in just before you die , or after if you are lucky enough to land in a place that is better than the one you left.

But they don't read that way though.

For example
"Don't worry, you have at least another minute before it explo"

That is clearly a statement from one living person to another before an event leading to what we're assuming is a fatal injury. no?

The rest are the same.

ShellBell1

Daithi McGee wrote: »

What do you think yours would be?

Probably something crap like, "Hmm.. I should check what's on telly tonight" if it was a case of me dropping dead suddenly without warning. Cool. I'd prefer that to the drawn-out, painful death. Like, I'm crossing the road and I don't look and then a bus comes outta nowhere at high speed - BOOM! - (hopefully) killing me instantly and splattering my remains all over the windscreen. Shur, how bad! :pac:

Last thought when it's the drawn-out sort of death? I'd say it could be something like, "Oh, I'll miss so-and-so now. I wonder what's ahead of me from this point onwards. Will there be an afterlife?" BLAHBLAHBLAH.

ShellBell1

I'd be interested to know what people think before they kill themselves.. Though I'm sure it's probably the typical thoughts about those they're leaving behind.

DanGerMus

DanGerMus wrote: »

Oh..k.. i'm not and i havent disagreed with this at all.



But they don't read that way though.

For example
"Don't worry, you have at least another minute before it explo"

That is clearly a statement from one living person to another before an event leading to what we're assuming is a fatal injury. no?

The rest are the same.

Unless you're lying, you say what you think!

DanGerMus

Anyway back on topic...

Right after the anger enduced heart attack

"maybe i should have just relaxed like the doctor said.....ugh...."

Sharpshooter

DanGerMus wrote: »

Oh..k.. i'm not and i havent disagreed with this at all.



But they don't read that way though.

For example
"Don't worry, you have at least another minute before it explo"

That is clearly a statement from one living person to another before an event leading to what we're assuming is a fatal injury. no?

The rest are the same.

Yes , l know where you are coming from now.
l think we are on the same page.:)

Sharpshooter

ShellBell1 wrote: »

I'd be interested to know what people think before they kill themselves.. Though I'm sure it's probably the typical thoughts about those they're leaving behind.

l would be interested to know why you bring up suicide.

ShellBell1

sharpshooterH wrote: »

l would be interested to know why you bring up suicide.

Well, suicide IS death too, so it's relevant here. Or is suicide a bar mitzvah in your book? :pac:

DanGerMus

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Yes , l know where you are coming from now.
l think we are on the same page.:)

Cool. I've found my Zen again now anyway and won't be failing people again for a while. .

I found my Zen here by the way.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055386508

DanGerMus

ShellBell1 wrote: »

I'd be interested to know what people think before they kill themselves.. Though I'm sure it's probably the typical thoughts about those they're leaving behind.

I think this is a good question. I'd imagine it would be either expressions of relief or regret or frighteningly maybe the realisation that there is something to live for but you've gone to far now and can't go back.

Sharpshooter

ShellBell1 wrote: »

Well, suicide IS death too, so it's relevant here. Or is suicide a bar mitzvah in your book? :pac:

lt was an honest question , as you were the only one to bring it up.
No need for Jewish links here

CDfm

i wish id spent more time in the office

Sharpshooter

CDfm wrote: »

i wish id spent more time in the office

David Brent wannabe,:D:D:D:D