Why do we find it hard to clench our fist just after we woke up?

tomcollins97

Just something I have always wondered...

Xavi6

/awaits first 'fisting YORE MA' joke.....

pip'n'chin

I didnt know that little fact, tis true that ya learn something new everyday

Dragan

Grip strenght is a great way for athletes to test CNS strength. If your central nervous system is run down it will seriously affect your grip strength. In the morning, as your body is just out of sleep and the CNS has slowed down over the course of the night this affects your grip.

I believe.

chin_grin

tomcollins97 wrote: »

Just something I have always wondered...

........getting a bit frustrated when trying to give yourself a hug in the morning?

Can't say I really noticed to be honest. I'm just trying my darndest to remember if I put the freshly washed pair of boxers on the radiator so they will be toasting my balls for the bus ride in to work.....

The Master

Wanker#s cramp?

stovelid

tomcollins97 wrote: »

Just something I have always wondered...

It's an involuntary mechanism caused by cracking off just before you fall asleep.

Try and alternate your masturbation routines a little.

chin_grin

stovelid wrote: »

It's an involuntary mechanism caused by cracking off just before you fall asleep.

Try and alternate your masturbation routines a little.

Ah here, who the f*ck wants a crust-filled bellybutton when they wake up?

The Bollox

tomcollins97 wrote: »

Why do we find it hard to clench our fist just after we woke up?

probably because your c0ck is in the middle

Zillah

I remember this being the case when I was younger, but not in recent years. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

gogo

Never noticed this before, normally just kick himself instead, punching can leave marks.There only so many 'doors' he can walk into before I'm in the
sh1t.

ShooterSF

Its a symptom of early Hand-herpers you should get it checked!

ejmaztec

It's God's way of telling you you're a sinner and that you'll have to work very hard to get a **** in before breakfast.

engrish?

Anyone else notice that when you do your stretch in bed in the morning that your hands clench and release really really fast until you stop stretching?

Creature

Zillah wrote: »

I remember this being the case when I was younger, but not in recent years. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Bad thing. You've got about 3 months to live.

Black Swan

Active dreaming?

Ponster

Normally when you fall asleep the brain 'paralyses' your entire body so when you dream of running you're legs don't actually start running in the bed.
Some people notice this when they wake up suddenly only to find that they can't move at all, taking a couple of seconds before they get control of their body back (damn scary!).

Maybe it's a side-effect of this?

Fizman

Ponster wrote: »

Normally when you fall asleep the brain 'paralyses' your entire body

It certainly doesn't paralyse my c0ck, thats for sure.

Dragan

Ponster wrote: »

Normally when you fall asleep the brain 'paralyses' your entire body so when you dream of running you're legs don't actually start running in the bed.
Some people notice this when they wake up suddenly only to find that they can't move at all, taking a couple of seconds before they get control of their body back (damn scary!).

Maybe it's a side-effect of this?

It's not paralyse, just the CNS slowing down while the brains runs up keep, for want of a better explanation! It's effectively "harder" to move, but no impossible. I've punched holes in the walls during dreams.

brianthebard

Does sleep affect your grammar as well OP? I find myself waking up with deads a lot lately, not sure why exactly but I don't really like it...

Roadend

Dragan wrote: »

It's not paralyse, just the CNS slowing down while the brains runs up keep, for want of a better explanation! It's effectively "harder" to move, but no impossible. I've punched holes in the walls during dreams.

That's what happens when you live in a cardboard box.

Dragan

Roadend wrote: »

That's what happens when you live in a cardboard box.

Unlikely, unless the cardboard is wet.

When punched, cardboard is likely to bend more so than tear unless it's fixings are very solid. If in a cardboard box and you punch it, the lowest corner on the opposite side is likely to lift, carrying the force and resulting in no damage to the box and possibly just a slight friction burn on the knuckles.

Don't get me wrong, i understand you were trying to be funny but your epic failure to be just that lead to my very serious reply.

Roadend

Ya, getting wet in Ireland, how silly of me!!

Frisbee

Always wondered this myself...
Good question

antodeco

This is definitely the early signs of ghey. The first sign is the inability to flex the two main muscle groups in your hand, the intrinsic and extrinsic, constisting of the thenar, hypothenar, interosseus and lumbrical muscle groups.
The second would be decrease in 2 of the major hormones that control the "straight" gene, mycoxadroopin and myassaleakin. The best way, to at least delay the effects of the ghey, are to increase your intake of a new chemical called Urplacermine. This will solve the main issue of hormone deplection levels, and thus increase your ability to flex the two main muscle groups, as mentioned above.

Fizman

Frisbee wrote: »

Always wondered this myself...
Good question

Strange that because I have NEVER wondered this! I know i'm gonna wake up tomorrow now and try it out.

Or maybe not.

Sherifu

"Why do we find it hard to clench...."

At this point I was thinking FlutterinBantam thread.

Ponster

Dragan wrote: »

I've punched holes in the walls during dreams.

AFAIK that isn't a normal condition. You shouldn't be able to. And maybe the fact that not only did you act out in real life what you were dreaming but it was something connected with violence then you may have been going through a rough time in life?


Hold on...this isn't PI.......



Sleep Paralysis

Sleep paralysis consists of a period of inability to perform voluntary movements either at sleep onset (called hypnogogic or predormital form) or upon awakening (called hypnopompic or postdormtal form).

antodeco

I find I cant play the piano right after I wake up. In fairness though, I couldnt before I went to bed.

*gets coat