Darwin award; dying for a shag!

22-09-2008 6:15pm #1

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm

Train crushes railway sex couple

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.
Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.
He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.
"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby. The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports. The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

I've heard of going at it like a train, but this is taking it too far.

kaimera · 22-09-2008 6:19pm

the worlds quitest train?

brianthebard · 22-09-2008 6:25pm

kaimera wrote: »

the worlds quitest train?

World's loudest sex?

22-09-2008 6:45pm

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station

Why didn't the driver blow his horn

they might have heard that!

Gummy Panda · 22-09-2008 6:51pm

kaimera wrote: »

the worlds quitest train?

Trains.. the new silent killer!

jackbutler · 22-09-2008 6:53pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Why didn't the driver blow his horn they might have heard that!

He was too busy blowing his load.

Bad-dum-pish.
too obvious?
soz.

See this is why we need old fashioned trains back. With the old ones the driver would just pop his head out the window
now he'd have to undo the latch, open the window, put the train on auto, and pull his hand out his trousers just to shout at them!

CreepingDeath · 22-09-2008 7:14pm

They had a one track mind.

Poccington · 22-09-2008 7:30pm

There relationship was a train wreck.

Latchy · 22-09-2008 7:32pm

Thread is going of the rails ...

anti-venom · 22-09-2008 7:35pm

Train tracks - the first place you think off to have a shag and last place you expect to get killed by a bloody train.:rolleyes:

syklops · 22-09-2008 7:38pm

Seems its not that uncommon:

http://twistedtrees.wordpress.com/2006/08/23/apparently-having-sex-on-train-tracks-is-bad/

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 7:40pm

I bet they won't be so stupid the next time.

Jumpy · 22-09-2008 7:51pm

Aw that poor guy was so happy to finally get some action. I heard he was chuffed to bits.

Latchy · 22-09-2008 7:54pm

And it wasn't just the train whistle that was blowing either

Calibos · 22-09-2008 7:55pm

OMG, they didn't move when they heard the train coming. Were they Loco!!

Calibos · 22-09-2008 7:57pm

I guess this means all ties were severed between the lovers?

Calibos · 22-09-2008 7:59pm

I bet the guy said to the girl, We have to make a decision. Do we contine having sex on the tracks or get out of the trains way. Its 'Crunch' decision time

Calibos · 22-09-2008 8:02pm

Love and marriage.......****ing under the carriage.....do be do be do dada da

Calibos · 22-09-2008 8:04pm

I thought you would be more likely to be legless before you made the crazy decision to make love on a train track??

Jagera · 22-09-2008 8:04pm

"I choo-choo-choose to have sex here on the tracks"

CreepingDeath · 22-09-2008 8:04pm

She was sending out the wrong signals.

CreepingDeath · 22-09-2008 8:07pm

This reminds me of an old "Viz" comic letter to the editor...

"I was waiting in the train station for the train home. An public announcement said the train was arriving on Platform 4. Imagine my surprise when I jumped to he safety of the tracks....."

Calibos · 22-09-2008 8:09pm

He thought he had authority over the traindriver and that his lovemaking would make the driver stop the train. Ideas above his station?

Agamemnon · 22-09-2008 8:10pm

I really hope the train had a Thomas the Tank Engine face on it.

Jagera · 22-09-2008 8:10pm

Poor lad was busy minding her gap

Calibos · 22-09-2008 8:11pm

I think I know why they didn't move when the train was coming. they were heavy sleepers!

Jagera · 22-09-2008 8:17pm

"I'll go on top if you like"

"Oh cheers love Eurostar!"

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 8:21pm

She shouted "look at that bogie!", so the fool picked his nose!

Latchy · 22-09-2008 8:24pm

They were at it non stop ....just like the train

IRISH RAIL · 22-09-2008 8:45pm

All classics here
i wonder was he an express service

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 8:59pm

I bet she bit off more than she could chew.

Calibos · 22-09-2008 9:35pm

Pity they got the horn rather than hearing it!

Calibos · 22-09-2008 9:38pm

I hate to de-rail the thread but someone has to put a stop to the puns before this becomes a train wreck of a thread.

Calibos · 22-09-2008 9:40pm

I hope they were 'of age' I heard the guy couldn't control himself when he saw her training bra!!

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 9:49pm

It's always annoying when you lose your train of thought.

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 9:54pm

They should have listened to the weather forecast, they'd have known there were going to be light showers, followed by longer bouts of heavy train.

Agonist · 22-09-2008 9:56pm

There's only so far you should go to prove you're not a steamer - a bit of the old shunting is ideal when you're feeling run down.

Calibos · 22-09-2008 9:57pm

Their relationship was doomed from the start because he was from the other side of the tracks.

ejmaztec · 22-09-2008 9:58pm

I bet they knew what a tracker mortgage was.

The guy · 22-09-2008 9:59pm

Sex on train tracks, quite steamy.

Agonist · 22-09-2008 10:01pm

They thought the train was stationary

Calibos · 22-09-2008 10:03pm

I can see how this happened. When making love its easy to become oblivious to ones surroundings and lose track of time.

Calibos · 22-09-2008 10:04pm

The driver said he shouted a warning to the lovers but I reckon he's just trying to cover his tracks!

22-09-2008 10:06pm

Their relationship certainly hit the buffers.

Calibos · 22-09-2008 10:06pm

Agonist wrote: »

They thought the train was stationary

I think if you follow that train of thought you'd be heading down the wrong track mate.

is_that_so · 22-09-2008 10:07pm

"Without love where would you be now?" Doobie Brothers Long Train Running

Calibos · 22-09-2008 10:08pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Their relationship certainly hit the buffers.

My esteemed friend. i think you are onto something

22-09-2008 10:08pm

Agonist wrote: »

They thought the train was stationary

and decided to buy a box of letters A4 size.

22-09-2008 10:11pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9luQ-yerVc

Agonist · 22-09-2008 10:12pm

He had almost reached her junction when the train arrived. Life's not fare

Calibos · 22-09-2008 10:12pm

Come on everybody. Full steam ahead with the puns!

Darwin award; dying for a shag!

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