Would you?

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 12:43pm #1

Would you rather fly on a PEGASUS or on the dog/Luck Dragon from neverending story?

Someone actually just asked me that..

Think i'd pick the dog/luck dragon myself

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119901

chin_grin · 17-09-2008 12:45pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Would you rather fly on a unicorn or on the dog from neverending story?

Someone actually just asked me that..

Think i'd pick the dog myself

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119901

Deffo the dog from Neverending Story........we need a poll!

Also, obvious answer before anyone else gets there......yore ma.

citeal · 17-09-2008 12:46pm

defo the dog. he also grants wishes I think. do unicorns fly?

Kold · 17-09-2008 12:47pm

Can unicorns fly? If so, doesn't that make Pegasus' a bit sh*te?

chin_grin · 17-09-2008 12:49pm

Ooh, just want to say that Falcor is allegedly a "luck dragon" and not a dog.....there I've just pushed some useful information out of your heads and filled it with this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkor#Falkor_the_luckdragon

EDIT: "Falkor (Fuchur in German)"...............<teeheehee>

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 12:50pm

Unicorns can fly cause their horns are made from pure magic.

they can also conjur toasted cheese and ham sandwiches when your drunk.

Kold · 17-09-2008 12:51pm

I've never seen a flying unicorn... I think OP is full of sh*t...

17-09-2008 12:53pm

http://www.accessv.com/~shawgrp/RainbowBriteStarlitepic.jpg

This isn't a trick pschyo-analytical question, that informs the asker of your innermost sexual preferances. Is it?

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 12:53pm

Kold I OBVIOUSLY got mixed up...

grrr....

I have edited the question...

chin_grin · 17-09-2008 12:54pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Unicorns can fly cause their horns are made from pure magic.

they can also conjur toasted cheese and ham sandwiches when your drunk.

Pics or it didn't happen.....so therefore it couldn't. HA!

Also, "horns made of pure magic"...........do I have to mention Goat-Boy again? Oh and toasted ham and cheese is never good drunk, you burn your face on the burny cheese = burn + ow + messy third degree hangover. Plus who has that patience to make a toastie when locked?

EDIT: Since the question changed, I'd still pick the Luckdragon.

Kold · 17-09-2008 12:55pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Kold I OBVIOUSLY got mixed up...

grrr....

F@uckers like you ruin the fun

Well in any case, I pick the dragon ^_^ I'd just get frustrated at the unicorns attempts. Horses stink anyway.

gcgirl · 17-09-2008 12:56pm

Falkor, the luckdragon and yeh i'd rather have him !! I think i nearly cried durning the never ending story!!

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 12:56pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

http://www.accessv.com/~shawgrp/RainbowBriteStarlitepic.jpg

This isn't a trick pschyo-analytical question, that informs the asker of your innermost sexual preferances. Is it?

Hope not..

Turd Ferguson · 17-09-2008 12:57pm

Flying Liger FTW

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 12:58pm

Well, they're mythical creatures, so they don't really exist. Therefore I can say whatever I like about them and no-one can prove me wrong..

Hurray for imagination

Kold · 17-09-2008 1:00pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Well, they're mythical creatures, so they don't really exist. Therefore I can say whatever I like about them and no-one can prove me wrong..

Hurray for imagination

No no no. It's like saying Bart Simpson has 3 heads.

humanji · 17-09-2008 1:03pm

But Pegasus wasn't a unicorn. Why's everyone talking about unicorns? I'm confused. But would still prefer Falkor.

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:05pm

Kold wrote: »

No no no. It's like saying Bart Simpson has 3 heads.

I give up..

Kold you have successfully stolen a 19y/o girl's innocence:(

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:07pm

Falcor FTW because if someone robs the horn from your unicorn the world will decend into darkness for 1000 years and thats just to much responsibity for me .....

monkeyfudge · 17-09-2008 1:08pm

I'd like a gryphon. Although a unicorn could show me the way to Candy Apple Mountain.

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:11pm

meditraitor wrote: »

Falcor FTW because if someone robs the horn from your unicorn the world will decend into darkness for 1000 years and thats just to much responsibity for me .....

Is that true??

Anyone know where to get one of those protector skins for a unicorn horn
?

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:15pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Anyone know where to get one of those protector skins for a unicorn horn
?

I seen them advertised in the Horse and Hound but a friend of mine who rides horse (in the know) says that Horse and hound was only a figment of hugh grants imagination. Maybe lidl

chin_grin · 17-09-2008 1:18pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Is that true??

Anyone know where to get one of those protector skins for a unicorn horn
?

wat

Pighead · 17-09-2008 1:21pm

There's no such thing as a eunuch horn.

Turd Ferguson · 17-09-2008 1:21pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

19y/o girl

Pics or GTFO :rolleyes:

Also, the unicorns horn is made of magic so you cant just break it off. As far as I know if it does get damaged it can grown another one. I'll ring the Unicorn Helpline just to verify it though...

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:23pm

Nothing more sexy than men who know all about mythical creatures...

bes till my heart

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:24pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Pics or GTFO :rolleyes:

Also, the unicorns horn is made of magic so you cant just break it off. As far as I know if it does get damaged it can grown another one. I'll ring the Unicorn Helpline just to verify it though...

GTFO?

*Bows head*

it's not on urban dictionary:(

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:25pm

Pighead wrote: »

There's no such thing as a eunuch horn.

I smell a joke there Pighead...

Kold · 17-09-2008 1:27pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

I give up..

Kold you have successfully stolen a 19y/o girl's innocence:(

Awesome. Sig worthy?

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:33pm

Kold wrote: »

Awesome. Sig worthy?

Stole 19y/o girl's innocence with the gruesome truth about unicorns not before refusing to pay her the measely 1.1 million he promised her for her virginity..?

madziuda · 17-09-2008 1:33pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Would you rather fly on a unicorn or on the dog/Luck Dragon from neverending story?

but only virgins can see unicorns...

can you fly on something you can't see?

WindSock · 17-09-2008 1:34pm

The wings on Pegasus would be a bit uncomfortable though.

Turd Ferguson · 17-09-2008 1:37pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

GTFO?

*Bows head*

it's not on urban dictionary:(

Yeah it is :pac:

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:39pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Stole 19y/o girl's innocence with the gruesome truth about unicorns not before refusing to pay her the measely 1.1 million he promised her for her virginity..?

You should have looked in the small print, Kold does all his transactions in Zimbabwean Dollars ...............

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:39pm

madziuda wrote: »

but only virgins can see unicorns...

can you fly on something you can't see?

probably not..

but sure if you can see it you can tell me where to go

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:40pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yeah it is :pac:

Oi!!

my thread cheeky arse

Kold · 17-09-2008 1:42pm

meditraitor wrote: »

You should have looked in the small print, Kold does all his transactions in Zimbabwean Dollars ...............

I will transfer the monayyys when she sends me soshull sicurritayyy and bankeeng dittails.

Turd Ferguson · 17-09-2008 1:45pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Oi!!

my thread cheeky arse

Well if I was a cheek-less arse then something would be horribly amiss

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:46pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Well if I was a cheek-less arse then something would be horribly amiss

Hannibal Lector?

WindSock · 17-09-2008 1:48pm

The Never Ending Story theme tune was playing in the shop yesterday.

Worst theme tune in the world ever, Volume III.

Now it's in my head :mad: out, OUT!

Wagon · 17-09-2008 1:52pm

Unicorns...cannot...****ing...fly!!!!:mad: A small number of individuals are convinced they can! NO!
They just can't! Real or imaginaty! They can't fly!

And id choose a pegasus.

But trust me on the unicorns! I've fought this one to the ground on numerous occaisions.

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:52pm

WindSock wrote: »

The Never Ending Story theme tune was playing in the shop yesterday.

Worst theme tune in the world ever, Volume III.

Now it's in my head :mad: out, OUT!

better than that damn rhianna song...

Bum bum de dom dom..

ffs

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:53pm

WindSock wrote: »

The Never Ending Story theme tune was playing in the shop yesterday.

Worst theme tune in the world ever, Volume III.

Now it's in my head :mad: out, OUT!

especially for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5czNM1OTYno

With lyrics for the uninitiated

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 1:53pm

Wagon wrote: »

Unicorns...cannot...****ing...fly!!!!:mad: My ex is convinced they can! NO!
They just can't! Real or imaginaty! They can't fly!

And id choose a pegasus.

But trust me on the unicorns!

Wagan let's for arguements sake say it's a cross between a pegasus and a unicorn...

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:55pm

Wagon wrote: »

Unicorns...cannot...****ing...fly!!!!:mad: A small number of individuals are convinced they can! NO!
They just can't! Real or imaginaty! They can't fly!

And id choose a pegasus.

But trust me on the unicorns! I've fought this one to the ground on numerous occaisions.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flying%20Unicorn

Wagon · 17-09-2008 1:56pm

LeahBaby wrote: »

Wagan let's for arguements sake say it's a cross between a pegasus and a unicorn...

Your just playing god here now with your cross breeding mythical creatures. It's not a bottle of Rock Shandy, it's a horny horse. Nothing more.

monkeyfudge · 17-09-2008 1:57pm

Wagon wrote: »

Unicorns...cannot...****ing...fly!!!!:mad: A small number of individuals are convinced they can! NO!
They just can't! Real or imaginaty! They can't fly!

What you want is some Firemares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5G4puptHvo

meditraitor · 17-09-2008 1:58pm

Wagon wrote: »

Your just playing god here now with your cross breeding mythical creatures. It's not a bottle of Rock Shandy, it's a horny horse. Nothing more.

oh-its much more...........

1. Flying Unicorn
A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.

WindSock · 17-09-2008 1:59pm

Wagon wrote: »

Unicorns...cannot...****ing...fly!!!!:mad: A small number of individuals are convinced they can! NO!
They just can't! Real or imaginaty! They can't fly!

And id choose a pegasus.

But trust me on the unicorns! I've fought this one to the ground on numerous occaisions.

Apparently there is a ring on the Unicorns horn* that makes humans fly.

*Yes children, Ring and Horn, both in the same sentance.

Wagon · 17-09-2008 2:00pm

meditraitor wrote: »

oh-its much more...........

I noticed. That would be even funnier then two midgets having a threesome with an inflatable giraffe. Must hurt the poor bastard who's got his balls wedged in her swisser.

LeahBaby · 17-09-2008 2:02pm

WindSock wrote: »

Apparently there is a ring on the Unicorns horn* that makes humans fly.

*Yes children, Ring and Horn, both in the same sentance.

Windsock..You could make bedtime stories..

*gazes in awe*

Would you?

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