the one ultimate present

Silenceisbliss

seeing as materialism is such a massive part of society, and everyone always wants something. everyone always has it in their head that "ooh, id love to have one of those"

my 21st is comin up in a few days, and people have been asking me the last few days what i want for my b-day...i honestly havnt a clue what to say! i love STUFF. but i dont like asking for specific things from people for some reason.

then again, theres loads of things id love to get as a present.

if you could get something off someone, money no object (you still dont have to go for the most rediculously expensive thing you can think of), what would it be?? if you can, let guilt be the limit of how much youd like someone to spend on you.

I'd love a nice Rado watch. thats it. not a mansion in malibu, nor an enzo, nor a private A380.... just a nice Rado watch.

whiskeyman

A Push Pop

Korvanica

a nice cup of tea, wait no, a winning lotto ticket, then i could buy all the tea!!!

MarkR

whiskeyman wrote: »

A Push Pop

Are those the ones that you can push for flavour?

Adam

i'm 22 on thursday. get me something nice.

whiskeyman

MarkR wrote: »

Are those the ones that you can push for flavour?

Correct.... and you can save some for later.

They are also an excellent anti-bully device, as you can order the offending bully not to push you, but to push on the flavoured candy popsickle instead.

Cunny-Funt

My own Island. (somewhere sunny)

Vain

Well as it would be my 21st id be happy with a cold pint in my hand all night with out having to pay for one:D

Overflow

The batmobile!

Silenceisbliss

Vain wrote: »

Well as it would be my 21st id be happy with a cold pint in my hand all night with out having to pay for one:D

that too is a nice one....

Silenceisbliss

whiskeyman wrote: »

They are also an excellent anti-bully device, as you can order the offending bully not to push you, but to push on the flavoured candy popsickle instead.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you got bullied.....mahahhahaha

nevaeh-2die-4

your ma

brianthebard

Can't believe no one said blowjob.

Shryke

A blowjob.

Zangetsu

I'm in the same situation, my godfather is coming over from Finland for my 21st and he asked my parents who asked me what he should get. I don't like that question, too awkward to answer although not answering the question got me a great early present, a framed picture of The Beatles in Dublin Airport in 1963. Best leave them think about it if they know ya well, you might get a great gift!

Indie18

i wouldn't mind getting a large hadron collider..... just to see what would happen.

brianthebard

It would arrive in a huge box with an allen key and 4 part instructions. You'd put it together over several years only to find at the end that you put part #2460 where part # 565438345738537 should go, and then you'd cry salty salty tears.

Indie18

yeah i hate when things like that happen plus i would probably have to get my own batteries for it.

Silenceisbliss

true.

17km large hadron collidor. world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex, intended to collide opposing beams of protons (one of several types of hadrons) with very high kinetic energy. capable of DESTROYING WORLDS....creating black holes, anomolies, COSMIC GAMMA RADIATION.

Disclaimer, requires some assembly. Batteries not included

Daftendirekt

I'd love a pool/snooker table. No idea where I'd put it, but that'd be sweet.

In general though, I'm happy receiving books/CD's.

chopperbyrne

Made to fit Boba Fett armour!

Quazzie

A threesome FTW

Fratton Fred

Holly Willoughby

Darragh29

One of these!

Silenceisbliss

Darragh29 wrote: »

One of these!

that would be a chinook then....

maybe, i could unterest you in one of these?

Darragh29

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

that would be a chinook then....

maybe, i could unterest you in one of these?

HAHAHAHA lol!!!!! The guys that NASA outsource to! :D:D

beerbaron

Zangetsu wrote: »

I'm in the same situation, my godfather is coming over from Finland for my 21st and he asked my parents who asked me what he should get. I don't like that question, too awkward to answer although not answering the question got me a great early present, a framed picture of The Beatles in Dublin Airport in 1963. Best leave them think about it if they know ya well, you might get a great gift!

What about a recent picture of John Lennon ?

Now that would be something !!

I want a silver keyshaped pendant with a hexagonal zircon the colour of the adriatic.

Silenceisbliss

oooh, weird....

john lennon - imagine was jsut playing full blast on the radio outside and one of the lads jsut commented on it.... weird

Silenceisbliss

Moonbaby wrote: »

I would like a silver keyshaped pendant with a hexagonal zircon the colour of the adriatic.

fixed for you...manners! this is after hours!

quite specific by the way....

Zangetsu

"What about a recent picture of John Lennon ?

Now that would be something !!"


I tried to get one but was caught about 3 feet down... ****ers...

Silenceisbliss

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

fixed for you...manners! this is after hours!

quite specific by the way....

I've already created a 3D model of exactly what I want.
Our brains work differently you know.

Turd Ferguson

I want an exact scale replica of the original Death Star....that would be awesome

Sleepy

Ridiculous present - an Aston Martin but I don't know anyone so wealthy that I wouldn't feel guilty taking one from...

Something more realistic - clear my credit card balance for me.

Dord

The ultimate present for me... Hmmmm..

Here it is!

Only about €70,000!

Trebor

a deposit on a house!!


or a years health insurance

or my uni fees paid for

or my gym membership paid for

or a maid for two hours a week for a year

Trebor

Trebor wrote: »

or my gym membership paid for

or a maid for two hours a week for a year

Cleaning burning tonnes of Calories, put the gym time in around the house and no need for presents.

Trebor

Moonbaby wrote: »

Cleaning burning tonnes of Calories, put the gym time in around the house and no need for presents.

yeah but then i'd need to clean! and wouldn't be able to look at all the fitties in the gym and i like presents

Overheal

HP Pavillion tx2500z

Silenceisbliss

a deposit on a house!!

dont have

or a years health insurance

have

or my uni fees paid for

have

or my gym membership paid for

have

or a maid for two hours a week for a year

have. (shes called my mom)

Trebor

oooh ooh!

thought of another one!!

pay off my credit card bill!!

bluto63

A trip to Atlantic City airport so I can get some Popeyes chicken.

Overheal

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

dont have


have

have

have

have. (shes called my mom)

well arent YOU spoiled

Turd Ferguson

This FTW

Adam

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

This FTW

There could be dire consequences.

Silenceisbliss

Trebor wrote: »

oooh ooh!

thought of another one!!

pay off my credit card bill!!

also have

Overheal wrote: »

well arent YOU spoiled

yes

Trebor

ok then...

seeing as you have everything how about donating money to a charity? it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside that you are helping those less off than yourself

i can think of several things you could donate to someone

chopperbyrne

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I want an exact scale replica of the original Death Star....that would be awesome

The first or second one?

The second one was much bigger, albeit unfinished.

"Wait a minute, that thing's operational!"

Silenceisbliss

Mirror wrote: »

There could be dire consequences.

solution

just for the lol

Silenceisbliss

seeing as you have everything how about donating money to a charity?

how about you bite me?

id like another alsation actually or a rotweiller... i like big fuzzy dogs theyre fuzzier than i could EVAR feel inside.

sebastianlieken

so...much....potential.....for comeback....cant think

dog...bite me.....dog....fuzzy inside.....beastiallity...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...neeeed....