The Equalizer!!

Black Swan

OK lads, Bad B!ue has discovered the ultimate EQUALIZER thanks to the Pit Bull with Lipstick! So back off! You've got yours, NOW I've got MINE! What say ye wimmim, huh? And lads if ye dare?

Ghost Train

fixed it for you

challengemaster

Is that lipstick or a sex toy? :pac:

Black Swan

eolhc wrote: »

fixed it for you

Hugs!


@CM

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> I won't kiss and tell!

challengemaster

B!ue, it aint kissing that'd be happening!

Black Swan

CM thinks he's the Frenchman in the second Matrix? By the way, I'm not the girl across the room that the Frenchman sent the fun dessert formula to, who he later meets in the W/C, but rather a taller, more fit version of Trinity in black leathers with swords and a fast full contact reverse spinning back kick!:cool:

challengemaster

I'd like to see you try hit me with it

Black Swan

Lipstick?

challengemaster

:eek::o

blowing raspberries again?

Black Swan

Forgets about "tongue-e-e" with those raspberries as featured in the film Kung Pow!

challengemaster

Care to remind me? ha!

Black Swan

Look out for the Kung Pow Jersey Cow with Lipstick! Mean squirt!

challengemaster

cHaTbOx

Ghost Train

challengemaster wrote: »

B!ue, it aint kissing that'd be happening!

yeah and I was hoping for more than a hug

challengemaster

eolhc wrote: »

yeah and I was hoping for more than a hug

well either you're really female or I think you might want one made for guys! :pac:

Ghost Train

challengemaster wrote: »

well either you're really female or I think you might want one made for guys! :pac:

more than a hug from blue, not looking for anything from u

challengemaster

I'm the one with a cold here, but that just went straight over your head

Ghost Train

yep i misread your post

cHaTbOx

challengemaster wrote: »

I'm the one with a cold here, but that just went straight over your head

You have a bad aim:D

randylonghorn

challengemaster wrote: »

Is that lipstick or a sex toy? :pac:

You trying to convince her that that's about the right size? :pac:

random chatbox wrote: »

You have a bad aim:D

True, but ... ahem, I mean, how do you know? O_o

cHaTbOx

randylonghorn wrote: »

True, but ... ahem, I mean, how do you know? O_o

How do YOU know it's true?:D

randylonghorn

random chatbox wrote: »

How do YOU know it's true?:D

He's a bit like you, he talks a lot in his sleep! :pac:

cHaTbOx

randylonghorn wrote: »

He's a bit like you, he talks a lot in his sleep! :pac:

You sleep with him?and me?!? shi t I better reduce my sleep time

This will start getting drastic

Black Swan

Geeeee, I start an innocent thread, then the lads come along, and guess where it's headed?

(Oh oh, there's a lot of room for these lads to twist my words!)

cHaTbOx

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Geeeee, I start an innocent thread, then the lads come along, and guess where it's headed?

(Oh oh, there's a lot of room for these lads to twist my words!)

Why oh why would us gentleman twist a fair maidens words?:D

Black Swan

Cause chatbox might want to dance the twist?

randylonghorn

No need to get yer knickers in a twist, folks! :pac:

Ghost Train

rlh offers some knicker untwisting words of encouragement... don't fall for it

Black Swan

eolhc knows that randy has conducted state funded research on knickers?

randylonghorn

knows that the results showed fairly normal curves ...

Black Swan

and all this time methought randy was into skewedness?

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

and all this time methought randy was into skewedness?

Is mayhap confusing skewed with skewer?

Black Swan

...likes to do corrections with red pencil or pen

randylonghorn

should know that the PC mafia now recommend green! :rolleyes:

And is bloody wide awake, while I peer through sandy slits in my eyelids at a wavering computer screen!

:rolleyes: squared!

Black Swan

Squared his age when young, but the bouncers knew better and blocked his way into the pub. So randy went home to his tub for a rubba-dub-dub!