Why come to Aus?

hussey · 12-09-2008 3:29am #1

Oh yeah!

Plan for saturday, breakfast at bronte beach,
oogle the girls on Bondi beach
Arvo BBQ + drinks, followed by Bledisloe cup & Pool Vs Man Yoo

Life is good my friends, life is good

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:38am

I'm not a fan of people boasting about their lives in oz. At the end of the day there are people back in Ireland banging hotter chicks than us, whether it's raining or not!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 3:40am

Lol

It's overcast here but still faaaaar warmer than back home.

Premiership games in the evening ftw!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:44am

where can I see this game? Is it on Fox? what time is it on at? weather here sucks eh? they dont show the premiership on setanta ffs. Well maybe a game here and there.

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 3:44am

Watching the soccer at 3 in the morning is terrible. Im usually far beyond the point of sitting still and being able to focus on a television screen.

"people back in Ireland banging hotter chicks than us" dont put yourself down girl, mr right could be just around the corner!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 3:47am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

where can I see this game? Is it on Fox? what time is it on at? weather here sucks eh? they dont show the premiership on setanta ffs. Well maybe a game here and there.

Tis on Fox kicking off at 7.45pm Perth time. Absolutely perfect.

Have dinner and a few scoops down the local while watching it then head home for City/Chelski at 12.30am.

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 3:47am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I'm not a fan of people boasting about their lives in oz. At the end of the day there are people back in Ireland banging hotter chicks than us, whether it's raining or not!

Is there? Irish chicks are hot? Not the last time I checked!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:48am

oh cmon there are tonnes of hot girls there, just tonnes of mongrels too

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:49am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Tis on Fox kicking off at 7.45pm Perth time. Absolutely perfect.

Have dinner and a few scoops down the local while watching it then head home for City/Chelski at 12.30am.

Great, now I wonder where I can watch it. Maybe my local will show it, I don't want to go somewhere in northbridge full of drunk eejits.

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 3:55am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

oh cmon there are tonnes of hot girls there, just tonnes of mongrels too

Im not getting into the whole stupid irish women sexy or not debate here but NZ you seam to be saying that the women here are not great.

Have you tried looking around????

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 3:55am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

oh cmon there are tonnes of hot girls there, just tonnes of mongrels too

There are some okay looking Irish girls. Apparently.

But Australian girls are far hotter and way easier to talk to. Way more down to earth. Most Irish girls are stuck up and full of themselves.

hussey · 12-09-2008 3:56am

Yeah we only have a few weeks left of early kick off
but a 9.45 (in sydney), i take it is 7.45 in Perth??

I would say a fair few bars will show it, esp Sports/Irish/backpacker bars
in sydney they seem to be much better for atmosphere

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 3:56am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Great, now I wonder where I can watch it. Maybe my local will show it, I don't want to go somewhere in northbridge full of drunk eejits.

Avoid Northbridge like the plague if you wanna watch football. The only place I'd even consider going would be the Brass Monkey as they have a room that's got a big screen and only those watching the football go there.

Your local should definitely have it on.

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:56am

i never said there weren't hot girls here! They are nice and friendly here, but in NZ, I really thought they were a nightmare, hard to talk to, and had absolutely no time for foreigners. All my foreign friends there thought the same too.

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 3:57am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Avoid Northbridge like the plague if you wanna watch football. The only place I'd even consider going would be the Brass Monkey as they have a room that's got a big screen and only those watching the football go there.

Your local should definitely have it on.

But isn't there tonnes of GAYFL on this weekend?

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 3:59am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

But isn't there tonnes of GAYFL on this weekend?

Two games - one tonight, one tomorrow at 5

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:00am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

i never said there weren't hot girls here! They are nice and friendly here, but in NZ, I really thought they were a nightmare, hard to talk to, and had absolutely no time for foreigners. All my foreign friends there thought the same too.

Ah you see NZ is different. Not as friendly to the foddiners in NZ I found. And the girls are really as hot. Maori women...*shudders*

hussey · 12-09-2008 4:00am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

But isn't there tonnes of GAYFL on this weekend?

2 matches one tonight one tommorrow

The rugby is also on

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 4:01am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

i never said there weren't hot girls here! They are nice and friendly here, but in NZ, I really thought they were a nightmare, hard to talk to, and had absolutely no time for foreigners. All my foreign friends there thought the same too.

Havnt been to NZ yet myself, but yeah some real rude behaviour from afew NZs ive met here in oz.

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:02am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Ah you see NZ is different. Not as friendly to the foddiners in NZ I found. And the girls are really as hot. Maori women...*shudders*

I was with a maori bird but she was half irish, her name was Keogh lol!! She wasn't great but she wasn't one of those monster huge ones either. I was with one other kiwi girl but I knew her from living in Edinburgh, the sl*t was engaged while she slept with me and is getting married in a few weeks, even though she told me last year she really didn't want to marry him and found him boring etc. Dragged the poor get all the way from Scotland. LOLz at him.

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:03am

hussey wrote: »

The rugby is also on

Sh1t yeah. When is that on again? Sport filled weekend for me! Wahoo!

hussey · 12-09-2008 4:03am

I've meet a few, most seem to be fine

pretty friendly in NZ, but I watched a Ireland Vs Nz match and got nothing but abuse, not friendly banter, but downright abuse.

But I find them pretty cool, ultra competitive and decent drinkers

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:05am

hussey wrote: »

But I find them pretty cool, ultra competitive and decent drinkers

I have some good kiwi friends who can drink like me. When I was over there though you do get rowdy idiots who think they're black and real gangsta though, especially if they've got a bit of maori in them.

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 4:06am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Sh1t yeah. When is that on again? Sport filled weekend for me! Wahoo!

Tomorrow arvo

The missus has a mate who's Maori.....personal trainer.....hot as anything.

In general though they scare me.

hussey · 12-09-2008 4:07am

Channel 7 - Bledisloe 7.30
Channel 9 - NRL 6.30 - 10.30
Channel 10 - AFL 8.30 - ...?

Fox S 2- Pool Vs Man Utd 9.45, Blackburn Vs Ars 12, Citeh Vs Chelsea 2.30!

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:09am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I was with a maori bird but she was half irish, her name was Keogh lol!! She wasn't great but she wasn't one of those monster huge ones either. I was with one other kiwi girl but I knew her from living in Edinburgh, the sl*t was engaged while she slept with me and is getting married in a few weeks, even though she told me last year she really didn't want to marry him and found him boring etc. Dragged the poor get all the way from Scotland. LOLz at him.

Lol! There's a phrase I saw in a toilet in a hostel in NZ: 'If you don't get laid in NZ you'll never get laid!' So true...

I know a kiwi bird here in Melbourne and she was heading to Dubai with her boyfriend. Then they randomly got married a week before heading. A month before this she'd done the dirt with my mate. So they went off to Dubai happilt married, and a month later she was back in Melbourne after splitting up with the new hubby! Crazy bird!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:10am

maybe I should facebook him, it says on her profile "is engaged to..." whatever his name is. Imagine the havoc I could cause with a few words. "Remember that time S had to go to Wellington for "training" for her new job?".

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 4:11am

hussey wrote: »

Channel 7 - Bledisloe 5.30
Channel 9 - NRL 4.30 - 8.30
Channel 10 - AFL 6.30 - St. Kilda v Collingwood?

Fox S 2- Pool Vs Man Utd 7.45, Blackburn Vs Ars 10, Citeh Vs Chelsea 12.30!

Fixed for us Westerners!

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:15am

Xavi6 wrote: »

In general though they scare me.

Me and my mate were out in Hamilton one night (I know, Hamilton!). Anyway I got chatting to this kiwi bird and was getting on pretty well with her. She wasn't Maori, but her friend was with her who was an absolute giant. I'm 6'4" and she was my height but built like a brick sh1t house. My mates normally a great wingman, but he pulled aside and 'Dude, normally I'd take a grenade for you, but that's a focking nuclear bomb!' He was terrified of her, and rightly so!

hussey · 12-09-2008 4:15am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Lol! There's a phrase I saw in a toilet in a hostel in NZ: 'If you don't get laid in NZ you'll never get laid!' So true...

QFT
Survey says: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4235893a10.html

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:17am

H-town is hilarious. That place where all the bars meet in a kind of little patio gardeny place. The night I was there I saw so many fights between young muppets.

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 4:19am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Me and my mate were out in Hamilton one night (I know, Hamilton!). Anyway I got chatting to this kiwi bird and was getting on pretty well with her. She wasn't Maori, but her friend was with her who was an absolute giant. I'm 6'4" and she was my height but built like a brick sh1t house. My mates normally a great wingman, but he pulled aside and 'Dude, normally I'd take a grenade for you, but that's a focking nuclear bomb!' He was terrified of her, and rightly so!

That one outta once were warriors is supposidly considered very beautiful.
Looked like a man in most scenes i thought!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:21am

the thing is, the kiwi girls you meet when they're doing their "OE" in London and Edinburgh are total sl*ts and will sleep with anything, I wish they brought that back to NZ with them for us visitors

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 4:24am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

the thing is, the kiwi girls you meet when they're doing their "OE" in London and Edinburgh are total sl*ts and will sleep with anything, I wish they brought that back to NZ with them for us visitors

HAHA nice one man!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 4:41am

Just went out and grabbed myself a meat and potato pie with a side of chips and gravy for lunch.

Bleedin' delish man!

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 4:45am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Just went out and grabbed myself a meat and potato pie with a side of chips and gravy for lunch.

Bleedin' delish man!

Faccatia! with a heap of avocado in, yums

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:47am

Did you eat it off a Magic Salad Plate?

Cracking ad!
'Look, those guys are having salad with their pies. Let give them our numbers'

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 4:49am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Did you eat it off a Magic Salad Plate?

Cracking ad!
'Look, those guys are having salad with their pies. Let give them our numbers'

HAHA MAD FOR IT MAN!!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 4:51am

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Did you eat it off a Magic Salad Plate?

Cracking ad!
'Look, those guys are having salad with their pies. Let give them our numbers'

Lol yeah I pissed myself laughing when I first saw that.

You should stick it up in BGRH

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:56am

there's a MYO beside my job. What dy'all think of that? it's a bit pricey nay?

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 4:56am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Lol yeah I pissed myself laughing when I first saw that.

You should stick it up in BGRH

Done!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 4:57am

actually I'm let down by the pies here compared to NZ. Far better quality all round NZ than here. I'm sure you can get good ones here but I haven't had any yet

. They've been very average.

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 4:58am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

there's a MYO beside my job. What dy'all think of that? it's a bit pricey nay?

Extremely pricey and not worth it imo. If I want a sambo I'll make one and bring it from home.

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

actually I'm let down by the pies here compared to NZ. Far better quality all round NZ than here. I'm sure you can get good ones here but I haven't had any yet . They've been very average.

Two words - Mrs. Macs

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 5:34am

why do asians wear those socks up to the knees all the time? even the 2nd generation ones?

hussey · 12-09-2008 5:36am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Two words - Mrs. Macs

Harry's pies in Sydney kick proverbial ass!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 5:43am

Now I'm dyin for a pint after that lunch......

One Cold Hand · 12-09-2008 6:00am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

why do asians wear those socks up to the knees all the time? even the 2nd generation ones?

You mean like the golfers plus fours? No idea... but they look ridiculous...

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 6:03am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

why do asians wear those socks up to the knees all the time? even the 2nd generation ones?

Those sock are sexy is why!

BraziliaNZ · 12-09-2008 6:24am

no they just look stupid I think! I like reading the hookers in the back of the Western Australian too, they don't do that in Melbourne. Man some of them are cheap. My German mate ordered one to the house last saturday night but sent her away as she was 2 hours too late and he was too drunk and she was too ugly!

brendansmith · 12-09-2008 6:27am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

no they just look stupid I think! I like reading to the hookers in Western Australian too

Thats pretty sound of you man!

Xavi6 · 12-09-2008 6:29am

brendansmith wrote: »

Thats pretty sound of you man!

Damn straight. They have it rough selling their wares AND being illiterate! :pac:

Why come to Aus?

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