What songs do you want to hear the guitar w*nker play at a party?

life_is_music · 03-09-2008 10:44pm #1

Inspired by the thread complaining about the guy that plays damien rice/jeff buckley at parties....

What songs do ye think go down well at parties when the guitar w*nker decides to play???

feylya · 03-09-2008 10:47pm

Trilogy Suite Opus 5

Captain Darling · 03-09-2008 10:47pm

Denis Leary-I'm an asshole.

pablomakaveli · 03-09-2008 10:47pm

jimi hendrix version of all along the watchtower. if he can manage that he has earned the right to play his guitar at the party.

Nightwish · 03-09-2008 10:49pm

"I gave my love a cherry" so I could do a Bluto with his pos guitar.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-09-2008 10:52pm

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy"

chopperbyrne · 03-09-2008 10:52pm

Freebird note perfect or just put the guitar down.

Steve · 03-09-2008 10:53pm

Radiohead - creep.

acoustic version of course.

R0ot · 03-09-2008 11:04pm

Redemption Song

Karl Hungus · 03-09-2008 11:06pm

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOb6JSQd-Qw

It would amuse me.

nycman · 03-09-2008 11:06pm

SteveC wrote: »

Radiohead - creep.

acoustic version of course.

Correction

Radiohead-Crap

I'd like an acoustic version of Eric Clapton's "Layla" or "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel

Ross_Mahon · 03-09-2008 11:15pm

Michael Angelo Batio

DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames

Eddie Van Halen - Eruption

Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover

Steve · 03-09-2008 11:22pm

nycman wrote: »

Correction

Radiohead-Crap

I'd like an acoustic version of Eric Clapton's "Layla" or "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel

Oh well - welcome to teh internet of disagreement and poor music taste...
Maybe someday you'll learn to appreciate good music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWUCoJJS2DU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHKoJM8uv8

Run_to_da_hills · 03-09-2008 11:22pm

Nothing else matters (Metallica)
Keep on rocking in the free world (Niel Young)
Five Years (David Bowie)
Sister Morphene (Rolling Stones)
Million miles away (Rory Gallagher) He would want to be good!

brow_601 · 03-09-2008 11:28pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy"

tom waits?

Supercell · 04-09-2008 12:00am

Smellycat.
That would amuse.

The Walsho · 04-09-2008 12:04am

The only time I haven't been absolutely replused by someone doing this is when two lads did some Flight Of The Conchords. That time I merely seethed with jealousy and admiration.

brianthebard · 04-09-2008 12:07am

Some django, or rory, or zeppelin.

jazoo · 04-09-2008 12:15am

Rape Me Nirvana always goes down a treat

Buceph · 04-09-2008 12:18am

jazoo wrote: »

Rape Me Nirvana always goes down a treat

I was just about to say that. Never heard anyone do it though.

Dr_Teeth · 04-09-2008 12:18am

Buckethead - Soothsayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

Buceph · 04-09-2008 12:20am

That one by the Ramones, We're Gonna Be Sedated.

Ishmael · 04-09-2008 12:20am

Something Upbeat that at least a few people at the party will recognise and can sing along with. Alternatively, Play the drunken, make up the song as you go along song, along song along song...dong.....hehehe....dong.

brianthebard · 04-09-2008 12:21am

Buceph wrote: »

I was just about to say that. Never heard anyone do it though.

I played polly before, thats about rape.

Steve · 04-09-2008 12:26am

youtube links or gtfo....

brianthebard · 04-09-2008 12:28am

Fuck off. You no believe me?

Steve · 04-09-2008 12:35am

brianthebard wrote: »

Fuck off. You no believe me?

au contraire - I'd like to hear some music before I comment - hence asking for a link...

The guy · 04-09-2008 12:57am

He **** off guitars, that's pretty unique in itself.

o1s1n · 04-09-2008 1:03am

John Cage - 4′33″

Smegball · 04-09-2008 1:27am

Dragonforce, acoustic.
Otherwise GTFO

gandhi123 · 04-09-2008 1:44am

crazy frog...!!!

End of disscusion:pac::pac:

monkeyfudge · 04-09-2008 1:44am

Vienna by Ultravox.

Rowley Birkin QC · 04-09-2008 2:23am

"She wouldn't take it up the arse"

An original and heartfelt composition by a mate about the circumstances surrounding the breakdown of a difficult relationship.

mayordenis · 04-09-2008 3:46am

pablomakaveli wrote: »

jimi hendrix version of all along the watchtower. if he can manage that he has earned the right to play his guitar at the party.

actually there is a ****er I know who used to play this at every session for a few years - it wore thin quickly.

What you want is the ****er to **** off.

04-09-2008 4:17am

If he can successfully recreate what Rick Miller does int he video below then he can play whatever he wants, otherwise he can fuck off and die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvpx31N3DQ

The Bollox · 04-09-2008 7:29am

one I love hearing at a party is Spoke In The Wheel - Black Label Society. absolutely brilliant song

hal9000 · 04-09-2008 7:45am

Smegball wrote: »

Dragonforce, acoustic.
Otherwise GTFO

Anyone who can play Dragonforce, acoustically should put their talent to greater use and solve World Peace!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 04-09-2008 8:11am

hal9000 wrote: »

Anyone who can play Dragonforce, acoustically should put their talent to greater use and solve World Peace!

And anyone who listens to Dragonforce should be killed. That'll be good for World Peace.

Wagon · 04-09-2008 8:18am

Dirty Old Town or Seven Drunken Nights. There's no point showing off with something fancy because the next day people can't remember who played anyway. It's good to have a big stupid sing song, with booze flying :pac:

hal9000 · 04-09-2008 8:19am

Elaina Little Puzzle wrote: »

And anyone who listens to Dragonforce should be killed. That'll be good for World Peace.

That is also true! but I think the laws of physics will prevent Dragonforce to be played acoustically anyway.

not yet · 04-09-2008 8:25am

rock me amadeous by kraftwerk.......

Play that you knobhead.

thelordofcheese · 04-09-2008 8:34am

not yet wrote: »

rock me amadeous by kraftwerk.......

Play that you knobhead.

Are you always this angry at people who are better than you? Your life must be a constant stream of rage.

KnifeWRENCH · 04-09-2008 8:53am

not yet wrote: »

rock me amadeous by kraftwerk.......

Play that you knobhead.

That wasn't by Kraftwerk, it was an Austrain guy called Falco.

Would be a pretty funny tune to play though!

Dragan · 04-09-2008 9:00am

I like to do "All Eyes on Me"

and my personal favourite

"I see that sad jealous bastard over in the corner".

:pac:

shoelaceface · 04-09-2008 9:00am

a rave song...

hal9000 · 04-09-2008 9:19am

The Dial-up Modem noise Song!

Honey-ec · 04-09-2008 9:21am

I frisk people at the door to make sure they're not carrying any musical instruments. I didn't spend a focking fortune on my Bose sound system to listen to some angst-ridden crusty murdering Sonnet for the night...

captainzapp · 04-09-2008 9:25am

super mario brothers jingle

shoelaceface · 04-09-2008 9:27am

YOU THINK PLAYING THE GUITAR IS BAD!

I was at a session one night. it was about 4 or 5 in the morning. Everyone was twisted! Radio on.. everyone as happy as larry.. then the sing song starts... thats fine but sing a song that people actually know.... I personally dont like the solo sing song where one person sings and everyone watches..... snore snore snore!!

IT GETS WORSE.......

Someone started telling a poem... (seriously doing this, not taking the piss either).. i had to get up and leave...

hal9000 · 04-09-2008 9:31am

shoelaceface wrote: »

YOU THINK PLAYING THE GUITAR IS BAD!

I was at a session one night. it was about 4 or 5 in the morning. Everyone was twisted! Radio on.. everyone as happy as larry.. then the sing song starts... thats fine but sing a song that people actually know.... I personally dont like the solo sing song where one person sings and everyone watches..... snore snore snore!!

IT GETS WORSE.......

Someone started telling a poem... (seriously doing this, not taking the piss either).. i had to get up and leave...

LOL...are you sure ye didnt wander into a Leaving Cert English Class!

nice1franko · 04-09-2008 9:31am

I like it when someone start playing the guitar (if they're anyway half decent).

What songs do you want to hear the guitar w*nker play at a party?

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