Woman averages an orgasm every 7 minutes!

Xavi6

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article5651.ece

Woman has 200 orgasms a day

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.

The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.

"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.

"If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea," she said, adding, "Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."

Sarah says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

She explained: "Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body.

"As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off.

"I find if I'm nervous I'm less likely to get over-excited. So sometimes I try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms.

"Some of my regular customers know my problem. But with new clients it's hard to explain.

"I have been in the middle of a treatment and it's happened and I've had to carry on.

"I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm.

"I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over."

Sarah's friends think she is the luckiest girl ever, although her family think her behaviour is sometimes slightly odd.

She said: "The best way to describe how I am when I am with my family and I have one of my 'moments' is that I behave like Sheila from Shameless.

"I just get a bid giddy and yelp out and try to control myself. I've never sat down and explained it to my mum and dad.

"They just think I get a bit hyperactive round them.

"My friends think it's great. I have more orgasms in one day than most of them will probably have in a year.

"They say to me that they feel lucky if their boyfriend makes them have one orgasm-some days I have one every ten minutes."

It has proved to be a problem for Sarah in some relationships.

She said: "I dated one guy who was very selfish and he was that way in the bedroom too. He'd just lie back and expect me to please him.

"He just figured that because I could climax without him even having to touch me, he didn't need to do anything to please me.

"I just thought that was rude and inconsiderate. It didn't last very long with him."

She has also had embarrassing moments in public. Going to noisy bars and clubs is out of the question as the vibrations send her wild.

"We have to find nice quiet bars," she explained. "I have more orgasms if I have a drink as it relaxes me so I tend to drink very little now.

"It can be a bit embarrassing if I'm tipsy and guys who don't know me talk to me, because I find it harder to hide.

"The most embarrassing thing that has happened was when I answered a market research questionnaire and had an orgasm in front of the researcher.

"She knew what was happening and looked at me like I was a weirdo. I tried to explain that I couldn't help it, but I was blushing so much I had to walk away."

Sarah has even been to a Sex Addicts' Anonymous meeting in despair over her sex drive.

She said: "At first when the problem started I just wanted to have sex all the time, I thought I was a sex addict.

"But when I looked around the room and heard the stories other people told, about how desperate they were for sex, I realised I wasn't like them.

"With me, it was a means of releasing my orgasm, but now I know I don't have to have sex to do that."

Sarah has looked into the condition and believes it may have been triggered by her taking anti-depressants.

She said: "I've found studies that say that taking anti-depressants and then stopping has an effect on the sexual organs. That is the only thing that explains what happens to me.

"But I've heard of other girls who have the same problem and it just appears out of the blue. I've spoken to my doctor about it but she wasn't a great deal of help but that's mainly because there's very little known about it and no one yet knows how to cure it."

Thanks to her understanding friends and colleagues, Sarah feels like she can now live with PSAS.

She said: "I'm lucky because people around me are very kind and appreciate that sometimes this is a problem for me and it can be embarrassing.

"I need to concentrate on something sad or worrying when I talk to people and I don't want to get carried away."

During our 40-minute interview, Sarah told us she had five orgasms.

Years of dealing with the problem means that sometimes she can hide it quite well.

Her voice goes high pitched and she will lose her train of thought and have to stop talking completely for a few seconds. She says disguises this by coughing when she is in awkward situations.

"But it's also nice to have so much excitement every day! It's strange because it came from nowhere and I guess it could go away just as quickly, so I'm making the most of it while it lasts!"

There are 24 hours in a day so that's 1440 minutes. Divide that by 200 orgasms and it means she's having one every 7 minutes or so! Fantastic!

Makes some really awkward situations I'd say though!

LolaLuv

I call shenanigans. What an attention-seeking whore. :pac:

Overheal

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

I'll have what she's having.

Xavi6

PillyPen wrote: »

I call shenanigans. What an attention-seeking whore. :pac:

You're just jealous!

hussey

Xavi6 wrote: »

There are 24 hours in a day so that's 1440 minutes. Divide that by 200 orgasms and it means she's having one every 7 minutes or so! Fantastic!

Makes some really awkward situations I'd say though!

Waiter: Here is your hot chocolate miss.
Sarah: Mmm tastes good, mmmm, ugghhhh, uggggghhhhhhhhh, uggggggghhhhhhhhhhh, oh yes, oh yes, ugggghoooooooooohhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OH FUCK ME HARD, uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , ahhhhhhh, ahhh, hhuuuuuu
Waiter: Eh, um, so you want marshmallows with that?

I remember hearing this (or a very similar story) many years ago...

Dudess

Yeah, an older woman - think she might have been the subject of a documentary. Christ I wouldn't fancy it...

LolaLuv

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're just jealous!

I'd be jealous if it were an article about a woman who orgasmed every time she was stimulated without fail. 200 times a day is just waaaay too much.

She's pretty!

Dudess

Sorry to be crude but imagine the mess... :eek:

LolaLuv

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry to be crude but imagine the mess... :eek:

Really! She must smell awful!!

Overheal

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry to be crude but imagine the mess... :eek:

I'm sure after the first couple youre bound to run dry

amacachi

Looking forward to walking up to more hilarious comments on this thread tomorrow

Xavi6

Dudess wrote: »

Sorry to be crude but imagine the mess... :eek:

PillyPen wrote: »

Really! She must smell awful!!

Ah now ladies, come on. No need to lower the tone of the thread!

I'm sure there's something fishy about it anyway! :pac:

LolaLuv

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah now ladies, come on. No need to lower the tone of the thread!

I'm sure there's something fishy about it anyway! :pac:

If I helped to lower the tone of this thread then I'll wear it as a badge of honor. I would've thought it impossible.

Personally, I would be freaked the feck out if my beautician started orgasming while her hands were in my hair. No tip for anyone who gets an orgasm while touching me.

KnifeWRENCH

Imagine if there was an earthquake in her town. Or if she got caught in an avalanche.
Everyone around her would be running for their lives and she'd just be lying there screaming "YES! YES!! OHHHHHH YES!!!"

LolaLuv

square_igloo wrote: »

Imagine if she got caught in an earthquake! Everyone around her would be running for their lives and she'd just be lying there screaming "YES! YES!! OHHHHHH YES!!!"

Lol!!!!!

Xavi6

PillyPen wrote: »

No tip for anyone who gets an orgasm while touching me.

I guess I'll just have to do it for free then. Oh damn!

LolaLuv

Xavi6 wrote: »

I guess I'll just have to do it for free then. Oh damn!

Lol, only if I get a haircut first!

Overheal

I wonder if you could set your watch to her vagina..

Xavi6

PillyPen wrote: »

Lol, only if I get a haircut first!

Oh I'm sure we can sort some sort of comprimise!

Black Swan

7UP

LolaLuv

Xavi6 wrote: »

Oh I'm sure we can sort some sort of comprimise!

I just figured out that those aren't the quidditch players from Harry Potter in your sig. Damn silly soccer players.

Xavi6

PillyPen wrote: »

I just figured out that those aren't the quidditch players from Harry Potter in your sig. Damn silly soccer players.

They aren't soccer players either! :P

LolaLuv

Xavi6 wrote: »

They aren't soccer players either! :P

You're just jealous because our football players have gone through puberty.

(I'm really just kidding, I don't like any kind of football. But your football players are hotter than ours, I'll give you that!)

KnifeWRENCH

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

7UP

Now THAT's refreshing! :pac:

hussey

PillyPen wrote: »

You're just jealous because our football players have gone through puberty.

(I'm really just kidding, I don't like any kind of football. But your football players are hotter than ours, I'll give you that!)

Get back on orgasm topic! There should be no cute football player talk :pac:

minxie

hussey wrote: »

Get back on orgasm topic! There should be no cute football player talk :pac:

well said!!
bring it on......:D

LolaLuv

Sorry!

Back on topic: Do you think she orgasms in her sleep? And how awkward would that be at the gynecologist?

Xavi6

Wiki delivers -

Some situations, such as riding in an automobile or train, vibrations from mobile phones, and even going to the toilet can aggravate the syndrome unbearably.

Lol imagine!

hussey

PillyPen wrote: »

And how awkward funny would that be at the gynecologist granny's house?

Dudess

Xavi6 wrote: »

Wiki delivers -



Lol imagine!

Put it this way, if you're highly sensitive in that department anyway, it can be pretty darn uncomfortable... not to mind having that Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Absolute nightmare I'd say. Fabulous if it was something that was only guaranteed in the bedroom, as PillyPen said, but at work, on the train etc... no thanks.

hussey

Dudess wrote: »

Put it this way, if you're highly sensitive in that department anyway, it can be pretty darn uncomfortable... not to mind having that Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Absolute nightmare I'd say. Fabulous if it was something that was only guaranteed in the bedroom, as PillyPen said, but at work, on the train etc... no thanks.

It would be hilarious at a funeral.

greatgoal

she should buy a honda 50 and ride it to work on the carpenterstown road,right around to castleknock village,now that should sort her out for the week.

SimpleSam06

News of the World, eh?

FlutterinBantam

I find this thread prurient and childish.

I am not going to contribute.

RoosterIllusion

If that happened to a man he would die a dehydrated heap on the ground

Surely her heart must be under pressure to keep blood pumping to those areas all the time.

Steve_o

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I find this thread prurient and childish.

I am not going to contribute.

Too late....

RoosterIllusion wrote: »

Surely her heart must be under pressure to keep blood pumping to those areas all the time.

I'd say her heart is racing all the time, some asked soes she orgasm in her sleep, I want to know how she falls asleep in the first place!

antodeco

I for one welcum our...our...oh...dear....god....GOD....OHHHHH....orgasmatronic women.



*Spelling has been altered to fit in appropriatley!

Agamemnon

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I find this thread prurient and childish.

I am not going to contribute.

Would you contribute if she had to go for a dump every seven minutes?

Steve_o

Agamemnon wrote: »

Would you contribute if she had to go for a dump every seven minutes?

That'd be quite the trick!

Dord

RoosterIllusion wrote: »

If that happened to a man he would die a dehydrated heap on the ground

Surely her heart must be under pressure to keep blood pumping to those areas all the time.

If that happened to a man he wouldn't leave his house!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

If this happened to a man he'd be arrested... If it happens to a hot chick she gets congratulated!

anti-venom

I just hope she doesn't have a driving licence. Can't you just picture her coming towards you with her eyes closed and her mouth gaping wide?

TheVan

PillyPen wrote: »

She's pretty!

She's really not.


I also call shenanigans.....I'm sure its a real "affliction" but there's something a bit off about going to the red-tops.

Sherifu

"Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs."

That's the bit I don't get.

Parsley

I love the photo caption.

brianthebard

PillyPen wrote: »

Sorry!

Back on topic: Do you think she orgasms in her sleep? And how awkward would that be at the gynecologist?

Does that not happen sometimes in gynecology exams? Or has scrubs been lying to me???:( Actually, maybe she asks him/her to do a little extra and get a few orgasms out of the way while they are down there....

Carsinian Thau

Sherifu wrote: »

"Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs."

That's the bit I don't get.

Well technically it is a medical condition that affects her day to day life. So yes, suffers.

Strange, how they haven't tried to fix the problem though. There are certain mediations that can affect sex drive and the sexual organs so they could try her on those. Of course, those are usually unwanted side effects and the actual use of the medications could make her a lot worse off.

I can't believe I just replied seriously to an AH thread. Perhaps I should be shot?

Piste

So folks, what would you prefer, to never ever have another orgasm or to suddenly come down with the condition yer wan there has?

brianthebard

How is that even a question piste? Although can't imagine it could happen a guy, after a few hours you'd run dry. Fun til then though.

Latchy

I read that article on saturday and had a good laugh to .What a condition to have , and all brought on by taken ant-depressents . Wonder will the intake of AD increase because of it ,then again cant see to many womon wanting multiple organisims LOL