Morning After House Party

My housemates had a party last night. I somehow manage to sleep through it all as I was so exhausted from a 12 hour shift in work. I go downstairs to put stuff into dishwasher. There's jackets all over the couches (nobody sleeping under them, I checked) and there's golf clubs scattered in the sitting room and kitchen with hedge clippers beside them.

I've no idea what happened last night.

What strange things have you discovered the morning after a house party?

In a previous house we woke up to find orange juice in the fish tank, lumps of meat stuffed into shoes, and the fridge door covered in eggs.

Merry Ploughboy

Havent ever found anything to strange, just furniture and floor covered with sick

Terry

You need new housemates or your housemates need new friends.

Mossy Monk

I don't have parties at my house. Why bother when other people will have them at their houses instead?

Michellenman

My brother had one in the Summer about a year ago. The morning after we were cleaning up and we found bread rolls everywhere, one of his friends had decided to hide as many rolls as he could in obscure places. We were finding them all over the place for weeks. Around Christmas we found one in a wine sock!

Zillah

I've never done it but apparently water cress will grow in a wet carpet no problem.

Caoimhín

I found an elderly English hippy in the bath one morning.

Had a dump anyway.

SantryRed

More importantly, who goes to bed when there's a house party in your gaf?

Heisenberg.

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WoollyRedHat

The Scientist wrote: »

More importantly, is there a brown Colombia jacket there? have a quick look there please and thank you.

Too late buddy... And don't bother tracking it, I've sold it on, nice!

The Walsho

Woke up this morning, found a bottle of the red Mickey Finn's in the fridge, except someone had drank it all and replaced it with a mixture of ketchup and water, looked quite like the real thing actually.

Jay P

I woke up one morning with blood all over the jocks I had worn into my friends hot tub. I have no idea how it got there...

Zillah

Jay P wrote: »

I woke up one morning with blood all over the jocks I had worn into my friends hot tub. I have no idea how it got there...

You see, sometimes the girl that you're grinding against will be at a special time of the month...

bronte

I was at one last night. My shoes went missing during the course of the night.
Also, a rather stoned neighbour came over to complain twice about noise, and this morning brought over a box of cereal bars and said welcome to the neighbourhood. I love London!

Fad

The Walsho wrote: »

Woke up this morning, found a bottle of the red Mickey Finn's in the fridge, except someone had drank it all and replaced it with a mixture of ketchup and water, looked quite like the real thing actually.

I discovered on Monday, that is the nectar of the gods, delicious stuff

(Duty free shopping in Birmingham, £6, how could I say no?)

RoosterIllusion

I once found an entire city in my kitchen after a house party. It was cool, little airport, little train station, little red light district.

Zillah

RoosterIllusion wrote: »

I once found an entire city in my kitchen after a house party. It was cool, little airport, little train station, little red light district.

I...what?

arse..biscuits

In a friends house years back, morning after noticed that one of his gold fish had a fork stuck through it

trout

Zillah wrote: »

I've never done it but apparently water cress will grow in a wet carpet no problem.

Yeah ... I've tried that ... no success.

How wet must the carpet be, and how long should it take for cress to appear ?

Jay P

Zillah wrote: »

You see, sometimes the girl that you're grinding against will be at a special time of the month...

Yeah, no. That didn't happen. I am very sure of that. I certainly wasn't with a girl that night...I walked home disappointed the next day.

Insect Overlord

Jay P wrote: »

Yeah, no. That didn't happen. I am very sure of that. I certainly wasn't with a girl that night...I walked home disappointed the next day.

Erm, yeah, Jay P, I was meaning to talk to you about that night...

Tar.Aldarion

My house was a giant box of cornflakes with a guy nobody knew sleeping on the kitchen floor.

dr.bollocko

The morning after one house party I found an old mercedes in a field and decided to have a drink in it. While there I had an animated conversation with a dog with a french accent.

Diarmey

Originally Posted by The Walsho
Woke up this morning, found a bottle of the red Mickey Finn's in the fridge, except someone had drank it all and replaced it with a mixture of ketchup and water, looked quite like the real thing actually

Hah.
I woke up in my mates house to find our door was barricaded with beds drawers,etc and then we went down stairs and found half of the cutlery glued to the living room wall.

Keith186

I found €50 out the back of a house where there was a huge house party.

In my mates gaf he found a dump in the bath never found out who did it either.

RoosterIllusion

Keith186 wrote: »

]In my mates gaf he found a dump in the bath never found out who did it either.

You mean he didn't do the CSI taste test??!

Red Hand

trout wrote: »

Yeah ... I've tried that ... no success.

How wet must the carpet be, and how long should it take for cress to appear ?

It's too late in the year now. March is usually the month to get your cress seeds in. They prefer deep, heavy woven piles...not so keen on the light shallow carpets. Give them a good soaking when you put them down, normally I'd put in a full watering-can for every 4 square yards.

Once they start coming up, I mulch, ie don't bother hoovering and let the dust-mulch build up. Give them a good fertiliser in the 4th week of Apriil...Shake and Vac is the one I usually use. (Obviously you don't vacuum).

FlutterinBantam

Psshaw..in the bath!!!

That can be cleaned.

Either into the cistern or on the inside of a dark coloured bath towel and buried in at the back of the hot press..

mate of mine at a house party took a dump in a clothes dryer,filled it with clothes from the hot press and turned it on to max.!!!

saw it in a skip outside the house a week later.

Wouldn't approve of that myself of course.

RoosterIllusion

Back in my day sandwiches used to be called flat breaddies! They cost three playing cards a bite.

Jay P

I know someone who woke up to find out some took a shit in her kettle. And that isn't a euphemism

trout

Jay P wrote: »

I know someone who woke up to find out some took a shit in her kettle. And that isn't a euphemism

One of those toploading kettles ... that's easy.

If you can drop a load in one of those old fashioned kettles that have a big handle over the opening ... that's impressive.

Kinetic^

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I don't have parties at my house. Why bother when other people will have them at their houses instead?

I concur!

Many a house party have I attended and not a single one have I hosted, god bless culchies living in Dublin!!!!!!!!!! :pac:

masseyno9

Was at one once where the guy decided to have a water fight in the house.
Also seen another guy fill someones Timberland boots with water and freeze them, same thing with a soaked pair of jeans. He had to take a turkey out of the freezer to make room, so that ended up in the washing machine!

Twee.

Woke in my mates house to find all the plants and garden furniture in the sitting room, along with an old toilet and bath, the sofa in the kitchen, fake tan on the walls and white paint foot prints everywhere! The paint wouldn't come out so eh....she shaved the white parts of the carpet...

Zillah

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

My house was a giant box of cornflakes with a guy nobody knew sleeping on the kitchen floor.

Salvia will do that to you.

Tar.Aldarion

Love that stuff. Saw all my friends as mountains, giant boots and quazmodiar...

Rowley Birkin QC

I woke up after 2 days of drinking to find the lads drinking with a homeless lad they found on O'Connell Street. They bought 64 cans of Bavaria and boozed with him for the day. The smell was something serious.

Woke up in the same house to find a lawnmower and various bits of things that had been thrown into the lawnmower. We also found the remains of a fort we built the night before.

There was also the pasta fight closely followed by the peanut fight in a boardsies house a few years ago. I reccomend the Tesco Value brand for your food fighting needs.

Nemothefish

My mate had a BBQ on the day of the heavy rains...

well not all the food got cooked.. so i took it uppon my self to find ingenius places for sausages...

I droped one down the loo.... and one of the other people at the BBQ thought some lads ... Lad had fallen off... I have the pictures to prove it...

other locations for sausages... Shoes..HotPreess to see if thay would coook.... windoes... Neibhours ones are the best... for best results apply at regualr intervils...

MarinoMark

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I don't have parties at my house. Why bother when other people will have them at their houses instead?

Miserable git !

Naos

Nemothefish wrote: »

My mate had a BBQ on the day of the heavy rains...

well not all the food got cooked.. so i took it uppon my self to find ingenius places for sausages...

I droped one down the loo.... and one of the other people at the BBQ thought some lads ... Lad had fallen off... I have the pictures to prove it...

other locations for sausages... Shoes..HotPreess to see if thay would coook.... windoes... Neibhours ones are the best... for best results apply at regualr intervils...

See, it's this type of mate that would get a slapping and never be invited to a houseparty again.

Why people would mess around with stupid stuff like this after someone kindly invited them to eat, beer and party in their house I have no idea.

Dragan

I normally only have people over who know how to act at least close to human.

spockety

Dragan wrote: »

I normally only have people over who know how to act at least close to human.

Your parties must be rubbish.

Dragan

spockety wrote: »

Your parties must be rubbish.

:rolleyes:

Dun laoire

Someone stole all the light bulbs from my house before. That was a bit of a pain because it was summer and i only realised really late when pretty much all shops were closed.

barnacle

Chipsticks in the toaster
Chocolate powder in the kettle, along with chipsticks and a Rooster spud.
Wet bread stuck to the ceiling
Chocolate cake stuck to the ceiling
Wet bread wound up into the roller blind
Chocolate powder in the cistern tank
Chocolate powder in the shower head
Living room furniture turned upside down
Bed turned upside down
Fire extinguisher discharged in the hall
Cupboard handles put on the inside of the doors
Sink full of a mixture of stuff
Cook utensils outside on the green
Loads of those little salt/pepper sachets you get, glue to the inside of the cupboards
Sausage and cream on the walls


All of this in one epic night of fun at a party and I had a hand to play in most of it, bar the fire extinguisher.

Luckily my best friend has a sense of humour and saw the funny side.

thelordofcheese

Dragan wrote: »

I normally only have people over who know how to act at least close to human.

you don't actually have parties, do you?

jackal

Dartboards are a bad idea if you have a house party. Oh it was all fun and games at 11pm or so, but when the "extreme darts" started about 2am, the back half of the sitting room was not a fun place to be. Throwing them like knives from the conservatory about 30 feet away became was the standard. It was my idea though in fairness... and my house.

ibh

bronte wrote: »

I was at one last night. My shoes went missing during the course of the night.
Also, a rather stoned neighbour came over to complain twice about noise, and this morning brought over a box of cereal bars and said welcome to the neighbourhood. I love London!

If you're looking for your shoes they're probably in the freezer, full of water. That's where i always put peoples shoes at parties.

Is anyone else making a list of who not to invite to house parties?

Ross_Mahon

My mate Dave used to have these big raves, they got bigger and bigger over time, And it attracted a lot of unwanted scangers from word of mouth, So the final rave was a big disaster...A house flooded with the biggest scangers from around Tallaght with a proper DJ system pumping.

The next morning the doors were off the hinges, the toilet bowl was cracked in half, anything that could be squeezed out of a tube was on the walls, beds broken in with lots of condoms all over the rooms, fights, stuff being robbed, and eventually the Garda were called by the Neighbours.

Dave the Raves excuse to the feds "It was only a few mates around and loads of people just barged into the house without asking..." and they let him away with everything.

BrokenArrows

worst thing has to be my birthday one year.

needless to say i was off my tits. woke up the next morning in the nip curled up in the corner of my bedroom under the mattress. Ontop of the mattress were chairs, ironing boards the base of my bed. the whole contents of my wardrobe and lots of other ****.

i had to work the next morning at 11am i think. Somehow or another i made it to work.

i dont remember anything that happened that night and spent the entire day in pain wondering WTF had happened.

upon cleaning the room later that day i found that i had puked ontop of the radiator. I found this out after i turned on the radiator. not a good smell.

i couldnt really be mad. ive done this to my friends also.