Boards: Saturday Night Live!

Black Swan

The humour on boards is grand, don't you think? Was PMing a reply a bit too quick and got this message: "This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 97 seconds." This made me laugh, so thanks guys, it was just what I needed!

Anyone on AH Saturday Night Live have something else fun to share with us?

brianthebard

You know when you post a thread, and someone replies, but the reply pops up before the op? Whats with that???

KnifeWRENCH

Looks like someone badly wants to be a talk show host!

Collie D

brianthebard wrote: »

You know when you post a thread, and someone replies, but the reply pops up before the op? Whats with that???

Flux capacitator

AlmightyCushion

brianthebard wrote: »

You know when you post a thread, and someone replies, but the reply pops up before the op? Whats with that???

Timestamps getting messed up or the gerbils haven't been fed.

Schism

Collie D wrote: »

Flux capacitator

Or the lack of

Black Swan

square_igloo wrote: »

Looks like someone badly wants to be a talk show host!

Coughs, smiles, looks at screen...:pac::pac::pac:

I don't want to go out.
So I can't make myself get ready.
****.

Red Hand

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't want to go out.
So I can't make myself get ready.
****.

Eat more greens.

Jeremiah 16:1

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Eat more greens.

[AHOFF] I average 14 portions of fruit and veg a day.
I really don't need anymore.

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

[AHOFF] I average 14 portions of fruit and veg a day.
I really don't need anymore.

Try a steak. Or some eggs at least. Lovely, yellow yolked, organic eggs. MMmmmmm.....

brianthebard

brianthebard wrote: »

Or some eggs at least. Lovely, yellow yolked, organic eggs. MMmmmmm.....

I get my eggs straight from the coup.....they kick your organic eggs behind!
So there Dr. Brian.

Red Hand

I prefer my eggs unyolked. Only oxen should be yolked.

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

I get my eggs straight from the coup.....they kick your organic eggs behind!
So there Dr. Brian.

WTF? DR? Anyways, organic eggs can come from a chicken coup too you know...

Heisenberg.

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randylonghorn

brianthebard wrote: »

You know when you post a thread, and someone replies, but the reply pops up before the op? Whats with that???

Premature refutation?

AckwelFoley

Im at a wedding all day in the shamrock lodge hotel in athlone.

its near 10 and i havnt had a drink yet!

R0ot

brianthebard wrote: »

You know when you post a thread, and someone replies, but the reply pops up before the op? Whats with that???

It's a glitch in the matrix, don't worry an agent will be along to collect you shortly. :rolleyes:

owenmakken

This is my first saturday night in, I'm new to boards, is it a party in here or just people talkin, no action??

Red Hand

owenmakken wrote: »

This is my first saturday night in, I'm new to boards, is it a party in here or just people talkin, no action??

Yeah, it is. Take off your pants.

brianthebard

randylonghorn wrote: »

Premature refutation?

Quality lolz.

owenmakken wrote: »

This is my first saturday night in, I'm new to boards, is it a party in here or just people talkin, no action??

Haven't you had a saturday night in before you joined boards?

greatgoal

mmmmmm...roighttt

Ah ah ah stayin alive. Ah ah ah staying aliiiiiiive

KnifeWRENCH

Aaargh! It's zombie Maurice Gibb!!

*grabs shotgun*

useful_contacts

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

The humour on boards is grand, don't you think? Was PMing a reply a bit too quick and got this message: "This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 97 seconds." This made me laugh, so thanks guys, it was just what I needed!

Anyone on AH Saturday Night Live have something else fun to share with us?

ha happens me a lot- im like WTF:D

owenmakken

brianthebard wrote: »

Quality lolz.



Haven't you had a saturday night in before you joined boards?

No my parents where herion addicts when I was growin up so I was forced to party every sat, wheres t&a at? or is it a suasage fest here?

antodeco

Sausage and unfertilised organic eggs fest. Flicking the bean

KnifeWRENCH

Oooh a thauthage fetht! What a thimply thuper thuggethtion...

The guy

snyper wrote: »

Im at a wedding all day in the shamrock lodge hotel in athlone.

its near 10 and i havnt had a drink yet!

Are you posting this from a toilet again?

edgesgirl

my first saturday night off in months. put my back out at work last nite. here wit a couple of cans and the net, Happy Daze...:D:p:)

Black Swan

OK...I'm back from the market with a few 6-packs, let's party!

Red Hand

Shtick them in through my veins, Blue!

edgesgirl

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

OK...I'm back from the market with a few 6-packs, let's party!

i'm out, can i have 1 of yours? wots your poison??

Black Swan

edgesgirl wrote: »

i'm out, can i have 1 of yours? wots your poison??

**Blue runs to frig**
edgesgirl I've got cool Murphy's, Guinness, Beck's dark and Heinie... what's your pleasure?

Jer: Go out for a pass!

WoollyRedHat

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Yeah, it is. Take off your pants.

He did that when they took his coat.

edgesgirl

heine please. :) ta.

brianthebard

Think I'll have another beamish.

Red Hand

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Jer: Go out for a pass!

Make a pass? OK!

So, how's it going, Babydoll? How YOU doing?

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

He did that when they took his coat.

Tell him to take off his manties, so.


(You can leave your WoollyRedHat on)

Ruu_Old

I have salt and vinegar hula hoops.

edgesgirl

jeez! he's spilling drink all over me......and can we change the music too please, no one is dancing:rolleyes:

randylonghorn

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Make a pass? OK!

So, how's it going, Babydoll? How YOU doing?

Pass? Fail!! :P

And B!ue, what happened the Zinfandel?

Black Swan

randylonghorn wrote: »

Pass? Fail!! :P

Yor Ma!

And B!ue, what happened the Zinfandel?

The night is still young randy, too early to start wining!

Oh oh... Ruu is here, randy... pretty soon more Nest'ers will show and then we will all be in trouble!

6Jesus6Allah6

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah ah ah stayin alive. Ah ah ah staying aliiiiiiive

Didn't I see you get banned from ahours?

Red Hand

randylonghorn wrote: »

Pass? Fail!! :P

How YOU doing, Sugarpie?

kerash

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

The humour on boards is grand, don't you think? Was PMing a reply a bit too quick and got this message: "This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 97 seconds." This made me laugh, so thanks guys, it was just what I needed!

Anyone on AH Saturday Night Live have something else fun to share with us?

Well Blue, I have had some major double-posting issues over in tcn....
coincidently just when you brought this thread to my attention...

Conspiracy!

lovin your work btw;)

Black Swan

kerash wrote: »

coincidently just when you brought this thread to my attention...

Conspiracy!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kerash! Someone might be reading this post! Here, have a pint.

kerash

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kerash! Someone might be reading this post! Here, have a pint.

Post? but you said...:eek:
oh look! a pint:)
what were you saying?

Black Swan

edgesgirl wrote: »

heine please. :) ta.

B!ue slides green bottle down bar towards edgesgirl... "One flying Heine!"

Sherifu

Watched the new x-files

or should that be pedo-files

movie. New found respect for

Billy Connolly

.

Red Hand

A hiney for me, Blue.:D

You should always have respect for Billy Connelly, Sherifu.


"Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, does not try it on his head"


My fav comedian.

brianthebard

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

B!ue slides green bottle down bar towards edgesgirl... "One flying Heine!"

Do you have anything tasty and non American b!ue?