Is Gok Wan lying to us?

Pighead

Pighead and Miss Piggy had a blazing television related row a couple of weeks ago. Went something like this:

Miss Piggy: Switch it over to channel 4 there honeycheeks.
Pighead: Would love to do that my little lamb chop but the second half of the football is about to start
Miss Piggy: I don't care what's about to start my loverman, we are watching Gok Wan tonight.
Pighead: Listen babes, hate to be blunt here but Gok can go fcuk himself, Pigheads watching the footie now. Please don't make Pighead put his finger in the air.
Miss Piggy: That's fair enough sweetcheeks. No snuggles for a month for Pighead......

So we were watching Gok and something just wasn't right about the whole thing. There's this asian man who declares that he's gay yet at the same time Pighead caught him blatantly touching up one of the pretty female models bumcheeks.

Is Gok's gay persona a big fat untruth designed to engineer situations where he finds himself surrounded by fantastic looking chicks wearing next to nothing. If it is should he be saluted or condemned. It's a toughie.

For those who don't know who Gok Wan is, here he is (with his arm around a woman)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/5/22/20057_2.jpg

Dragan

I just wonder why people take advice from a man who clearly looks horrible.

Clothed or naked.

You think Gok is camp? :eek:

javaboy

Pighead wrote: »

Is Gok's gay persona a big fat untruth designed to engineer situations where he finds himself surrounded by fantastic looking chicks wearing next to nothing. If it is should he be sauted or condemned. It's a toughie.

Sautéed definitely. I love Asian cusine.

Earthhorse

The only person he's lying to is himself.

Fratton Fred

you should have given up nookie for a month and watched the football to be honest.

g'em

Pighead wrote: »

There's this asian man who declares that he's gay yet at the same time Pighead caught him blatantly touching up one of the pretty female models bumcheeks.

It's the perfect cover tbh - women think he's gay therefore don't feel threatened. Mr. Wan is then left to fondle as many bewbs and bums as he pleases and the women all go away feeling gorgeous.

ejmaztec

I'd say that Gok loves Gok, not cock!

Otacon

Pighead wrote: »

Miss Piggy: Switch it over to channel 4 there honeycheeks.
Pighead: Would love to do that my little lamb chop but the second half of the football is about to start
Miss Piggy: I don't care what's about to start my loverman, we are watching Gok Wan tonight.
Pighead: Listen babes, hate to be blunt here but Gok can go fcuk himself, Pigheads watching the footie now. Please don't make Pighead put his finger in the air.
Miss Piggy: That's fair enough sweetcheeks. No snuggles for a month for Pighead......

So we were watching Gok...

You gave in! For shame...

Earthhorse

Otacon wrote: »

You gave in! For shame...

No, he gave in for snuggles.

Pighead

Fratton Fred wrote: »

you should have given up nookie for a month and watched the football to be honest.

Pighead would have absolutely no trouble giving up nookie for a month. It was the giving up of the snuggles that made him break.

javaboy

g'em wrote: »

It's the perfect cover tbh - women think he's gay therefore don't feel threatened. Mr. Wan is then left to fondle as many bewbs and bums as he pleases and the women all go away feeling gorgeous.

That Trinny and Susannah pair are always using "fashion" as an excuse for a lesbian feel up too.

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd say that Gok loves Gok, not cock!

+1

Fecking Greeks

Fratton Fred

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would have absolutely no trouble giving up nookie for a month. It was the giving up of the snuggles that made him break.

Snuggles?

did these snuggles follow you watching Gok? did seeing him make you feel all snuggly?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I agree with G'em. All he has to do is dress like a clown and act camp and he gets to feel up chicks and watch them get changed...

* takes notes *

Sizzler

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead and Miss Piggy had a blazing television related row a couple of weeks ago. Went something like this:

Miss Piggy: Switch it over to channel 4 there honeycheeks.
Pighead: Would love to do that my little lamb chop but the second half of the football is about to start
Miss Piggy: I don't care what's about to start my loverman, we are watching Gok Wan tonight.
Pighead: Listen babes, hate to be blunt here but Gok can go fcuk himself, Pigheads watching the footie now. Please don't make Pighead put his finger in the air.
Miss Piggy: That's fair enough sweetcheeks. No snuggles for a month for Pighead......

So we were watching Gok and something just wasn't right about the whole thing. There's this asian man who declares that he's gay yet at the same time Pighead caught him blatantly touching up one of the pretty female models bumcheeks.

Is Gok's gay persona a big fat untruth designed to engineer situations where he finds himself surrounded by fantastic looking chicks wearing next to nothing. If it is should he be saluted or condemned. It's a toughie.

For those who don't know who Gok Wan is, here he is (with his arm around a woman)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/5/22/20057_2.jpg

Did you sing along after the ad-break? Goooooooook's Fashion. Me thinks you did just to prove how interested you were in said show

godtabh

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would have absolutely no trouble giving up nookie for a month. It was the giving up of the snuggles that made him break.

You could have snuglled yourself for a month instead

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Sizzler wrote: »

Did you sing along after the ad-break? Goooooooook's Fashion. Me thinks you did just to prove how interested you were in said show

Well you must have been watching aswell to know there was a Gok song...

AARRRGH

Reminds me of this:

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

I hate those hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.

Pighead

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Snuggles?

did these snuggles follow you watching Gok? did seeing him make you feel all snuggly?

Pigheads not sure what you are getting at here Fatty Fred but yes is probably the answer to your question.

So what do you think? Do you believe in Gok? To Pighead this is the most blatant case of deceit on TV since Rolf Harris pretended that he adored animals in that animal programme he done on BBC. Pighead watched in open mouthed horror as Harris could be seen quite clearly to twist a little kittens paw before twisting his crooked lips into a cruel and sinister smile.

Gok is this centuries Rolf Harris.

javaboy

Pighead wrote:

done it on purpose to set up javaboy for a killer gag

Nice save Piggy.

BaZmO*

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I agree with G'em. All he has to do is dress like a clown and act camp and he gets to feel up chicks and watch them get changed...

* takes notes *

But in fairness, have you actually seen some of the women he feels up???
Some of them would turn ya gay!

david_the_great

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead and Miss Piggy had a blazing television related row a couple of weeks ago. Went something like this:

Miss Piggy: Switch it over to channel 4 there honeycheeks.
Pighead: Would love to do that my little lamb chop but the second half of the football is about to start
Miss Piggy: I don't care what's about to start my loverman, we are watching Gok Wan tonight.
Pighead: Listen babes, hate to be blunt here but Gok can go fcuk himself, Pigheads watching the footie now. Please don't make Pighead put his finger in the air.
Miss Piggy: That's fair enough sweetcheeks. No snuggles for a month for Pighead......

miss piggy has you wrapped around her little finger

javaboy

Pighead wrote: »

To Pighead this is the most blatant case of deceit on TV since Rolf Harris pretended that he adored animals in that animal programme he done on BBC. Pighead watched in open mouthed horror as Harris could be seen quite clearly to twist a little kittens paw before twisting his crooked lips into a cruel and sinister smile.

And how many times did we see a pet seemingly on the mend... good prognosis... moving about well and almost ready to go home before Harris would mysteriously say "Unfortunately, little fluffy didn't make it."

I always thought it was a bit odd.

monkeyfudge

He's one of the Crab People!

Pighead

kearnsr wrote: »

You could have snuglled yourself for a month instead

You need soft and well moisturised hands to be a good snuggler. Pighead has neither. His digits are hardened and gnarly from years of typing bitter words on a keyboard and posting them onto an Irish bulletin board.

BaZmO*

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads not sure what you are getting at here Fatty Fred but yes is probably the answer to your question.

So what do you think? Do you believe in Gok? To Pighead this is the most blatant case of deceit on TV since Rolf Harris pretended that he adored animals in that animal programme he done on BBC. Pighead watched in open mouthed horror as Harris could be seen quite clearly to twist a little kittens paw before twisting his crooked lips into a cruel and sinister smile.

Gok is this centuries Rolf Harris.

Plus aul Rolf ain't a Vegetarian. Double standards methinks.
[Rolf to camera] "Rights folks, join us tomorrow evening to see if this poor little Chinchilla survives his heart operation.....Awwww"
[Rolf off camera] "Right, who's up for a nice steak and chips??"

Fratton Fred

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads not sure what you are getting at here Fatty Fred but yes is probably the answer to your question.

So what do you think? Do you believe in Gok? To Pighead this is the most blatant case of deceit on TV since Rolf Harris pretended that he adored animals in that animal programme he done on BBC. Pighead watched in open mouthed horror as Harris could be seen quite clearly to twist a little kittens paw before twisting his crooked lips into a cruel and sinister smile.

Gok is this centuries Rolf Harris.

Don't call me fatty, its not my fault, its your girlfriends.

Every time I "Snuggle" her she gives me a cake.:D

FTR, no i don't think Gok is a Ginger Beer, I think he puts it on, not to get close to wimmins, but lets face it, no one would take a straight fashion expert seriously would they.

WindSock

Tastes like craab, looks like pe-ople.

PurpleBerry

He lied to me.

There was no chilli in the sauce.

Baxtard :mad:

Pighead

javaboy wrote: »

And how many times did we see a pet seemingly on the mend... good prognosis... moving about well and almost ready to go home before Harris would mysteriously say "Unfortunately, little fluffy didn't make it."

I always thought it was a bit odd.

Spot on javaboy. The man's a menace to society. If a man with a creepy goatee and a stick on haircut released a song called "Two little boys" today do you think he'd get a primetime slot on the BBC hosting an animal related programme?

That was a rhetorical question by the way. The answer is quite clearly NO.

p-flaps

goks a pigs ear, what woman would go near him even if he wasnt a ragin homo, the state of him.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

WindSock wrote: »

Tastes like craab, looks like pe-ople.

I always thought it was "Looks like craab, talks like pe-ople"

javaboy

Pighead wrote: »

Spot on javaboy. The man's a menace to society. If a man with a creepy goatee and a stick on haircut released a song called "Two little boys" today do you think he'd get a primetime slot on the BBC hosting an animal related programme?

That was a rhetorical question by the way. The answer is quite clearly NO.

I'm generally wary of any "musician" with facial hair at this stage.

http://www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/pictures/saddam-rolf.jpg
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00101/gary3_101664a.jpg

Earthhorse

Pighead wrote: »

Gok is this centuries Rolf Harris.

For a minute I thought that said "God is this centuries Rolf Harris".

Which would have made for an interesting debate.

WindSock

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I always thought it was "Looks like craab, talks like pe-ople"

Oh yeah, that might be it. Only a crab person would know that though.

What does Kermit the frog's middle finger smell like Pighead?























Bacon , you've been had !

WindSock

Factoid: Rolf Harris is actually a Welshman and may or may not be a kangaroo hybrid.

javaboy

Earthhorse wrote: »

For a minute I thought that said "God is this centuries Rolf Harris".

Which would have made for an interesting debate.

Pffft. Should be Rolf Harris is this century's God. God created the world in 7 days but it only takes Rolf 3 seconds to draw a kangaroo.

Have you guessed what it is yet?

token56

Me thinks Pighead is lying to us. He really wants to be like Gok but started this thread to see what people think before we see "Pigwanhead" slowly emerge.

Pighead

token56 wrote: »

Me thinks Pighead is lying to us. He really wants to be like Gok but started this thread to see what people think before we see "Pigwanhead" slowly emerge.

You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

ejmaztec

Old Rolf might be good with a paint-brush, but his strange association with animals sends shivers down my spine. Here's the lyrics from his other hit, entitled "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport", makes Gok look normal. :eek: :eek:


There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:


Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!


Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.


Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!


Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
Altogether now!


Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!


Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Altogether now!


Play your digeridoo, Blue,
play your digeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your digerydoo.
Altogether now!


Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
Altogether now!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

WindSock wrote: »

Only a crab person would know that though.

Thats why I'm asking you :pac:

Earthhorse

Pighead wrote: »

You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

Yeah, no way would a pub in Manchester allow the locals get their hands on sharp implements. Story doesn't add up.

Agent Smith

I heard he is secretly Lady Di,

she faked her death and Ended up presenting a ****e show on tv

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Pighead wrote: »

Is Gok's gay persona a big fat untruth designed to engineer situations where he finds himself surrounded by fantastic looking chicks wearing next to nothing.

Also I'm surprised no ones noticed the trend Goc seems to be setting.

javaboy

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Also I'm surprised no ones noticed the trend Goc seems to be setting.

Yep there's definitely a correlation there. Thread merge?

javaboy

Agent Smith wrote: »

I heard he is secretly Lady Di,

she faked her death and Ended up presenting a ****e show on tv

No he's really Ray Finkle.

My name is Mud

WindSock wrote: »

Oh yeah, that might be it. Only a crab person would know that though.

Its "taste like crab, talk like people"








Im not a crab person btw

boogle

Did you ever look at Gok Wans lips? He has the most horrible lips ever!

token56

Pighead wrote: »

You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

Fair enough,

Hmmm I cant see Gok and darts going together maybe your onto something.