Unethical? Or all my xmasses at once?

tallaght01

So, following on from this thread:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055317785

I went speed dating last weekend.

It's good fun. Basically, you swan aroud a room, spending about 10 minutes with each girl. At the end of your 10 mins, you either tick "Yes" or "no" on their card, to indicate whether or not you fancy them. If 2 people tick "yes" on each other's cards, that means you both like each other, so the organisers send your phone numbers to each other.

So, I ticked a few boxes, and got a few numbers. Then I realised that 2 of the surnames were the same. I did a bit of texting, and found out that these two girls are sisters!!!!!

You'd imagine that they talk, and that they'd realise they both picked me. Then the logical step would be to cut contact with me.

But you'd be wrong!!!!

I've arranged dates with both of them over the next 2 weeks, even though they both know I'm texting the other one. So, my questions to the panel are:

1) Is this ethical?

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

3) Is this gonna land me in a world of sh1t? (I think we all know the answer to this one!).

Before any bra-burners accuse me of just starting this thread to big meself up and boast about having the chance to score 2 sisters, let me just say that A) That's true and I'm a s elf confessed disaster with the ladies, so this kind of thing has never been on the cards for me :P

hiltonhater

i dunno about ethical but i think its hilarious!!

are they blonde?

AnonoBoy

I think I speak for everyone here when I say:

Go forth and do it post haste young man!

(and be sure to come back on here and post about it when it all blows up in your face!)

I don't understand why men get hot and bothered about the idea of scoring relatives.

Kiera

Sharing is caring!!

c - 13

Well they both know your texting the other so whats the problem ?

They may well end up both competing for you, with zany results <Starring - Rob Schneider>

hiltonhater

If you cant keep it in the fly, keep it in the family!

tallaght01

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't understand why men get hot and bothered about the idea of scoring relatives.

Yea and I don't know why women wanna cuddle after sex, but I just get on with it.

KTRIC

tallaght01 wrote: »

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

You, me and the whole of boards.ie know the answer to this :rolleyes:

keane2097

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I think I speak for everyone here when I say:

Go forth and do it post haste young man!

(and be sure to come back on here and post about it when it all blows up in your face!)

Well said that man.

Kiera

tallaght01 wrote: »

Yea and I don't know why women wanna cuddle after sex, but I just get on with it.

We are trying to pull you into the wet spot!

tallaght01

tallaght01 wrote: »

Yea and I don't know why women wanna cuddle after sex, but I just get on with it.

*Scratches pity cuddler off thee list*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

c - 13 wrote: »

They may well end up both competing for you, with zany results <Starring - Rob Schneider>

You can do eet!

Captain Ginger

I want to shake your hand you lucky son of a bitch.

The Bollox

I'm booking my seat in PI for when this blows up in his face.

still best of luck, dude

TheTubes

and dont forget... pics or it didnt happen!

Sherifu

tallaght01 wrote: »

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

Probably.

Dip the wick.

taidghbaby

i think its fairly obvious whats going on here!!

these women are nigerian scammers and are slowly robbing you blind!!

kaimera

Make sure ya tell one of them she's not as good as her sister.

tallaght01

I guess I should also add that they both work in the same building as me.

That increases the disaster potential a hundred-fold doesn't it?

Kiera

tallaght01 wrote: »

I guess I should also add that they both work in the same building as me.

That increases the disaster potential a hundred-fold doesn't it?

Well this changes everything. Go for it I can see this getting VERY messy !

jacool

"I guess I should also add that they both work in the same building as me."

do you guys speed date in your canteen or what ?

whatever about their being sisters there is the old saying "Don't get your p**** where you get your payroll"
When things go wrong, that's where you could have problems, methinks !

fitz0

tallaght01 wrote: »

I guess I should also add that they both work in the same building as me.

That increases the disaster potential a hundred-fold doesn't it?

Are they easy to avoid? If so, I believe you know what to do.

stovelid

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't understand why men get hot and bothered about the idea of scoring relatives.

Only if it's his own...

tallaght01

fitz0 wrote: »

Are they easy to avoid? If so, I believe you know what to do.

Damn right they're easy to avoid. I spend my whole working life avoiding people. That isn't gonna stop me

I work in a building the size of liffey valley, so it's all good.

mental07

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't understand why men get hot and bothered about the idea of scoring relatives.

Well just as long as they're not his own relatives...

stovelid

tallaght01 wrote: »

Damn right they're easy to avoid. I spend my whole working life avoiding people. That isn't gonna stop me

I work in a building the size of liffey valley, so it's all good.

Sod's law will apply the minute after festivities commence.

fitz0

tallaght01 wrote: »

Damn right they're easy to avoid. I spend my whole working life avoiding people. That isn't gonna stop me

I work in a building the size of liffey valley, so it's all good.

I smell a wacky sitcom!

ROCKMAN

My son , tis wrong , tis immortal and we end in doom , doom I tell ye.










However , before the **** hit the Fan,



You have to try land some " Bronco Sex "



For people asking " Bronco Sex "

Mount one sister from behind, As you get into a nice steady rhythm , take a good hold of her hair , lean forward , and say " that not how your sister does it ". See how long you can stay on.

Yes i know it an old one

tallaght01

ROCKMAN wrote: »

My son , tis wrong , tis immortal and we end in doom , doom I tell ye.










However , before the **** hit the Fan,



You have to try land some " Bronco Sex "



For people asking " Bronco Sex "

Mount one sister from behind, As you get into a nice steady rhythm , take a good hold of her hair , lean forward , and say " that not how your sister does it ". See how long you can stay on.

Yes i know it an old one

man, it might be old, but I laughed me arse off!

AngryBadger

Dude, just bear in mind, they'll be comparing notes on you....

not yet

A 3way with sisters...................bring on the man with the big white beard and the red suit.

javaboy

tallaght01 wrote: »

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

No. That legendary thread where you woke up beside your best mate with a raw arse does. :D


Go for it I say OP. I can't wait for the episode where you get invited to a family meal with them. One will be sitting on either side of you stroking your leg under the table while their dad is quizzing you on exactly how you met.

jaykay74

javaboy wrote: »

Go for it I say OP. I can't wait for the episode where you get invited to a family meal with them. One will be sitting on either side of you stroking your leg under the table while their dad is quizzing you on exactly how you met.

Its when you get the wink from the dad and a 3rd mysterious hand is noticed on your leg that you need to scarper... :eek:

Ginny

Its gonna end in tears and tantrums!!

Dave!

No, yes, and yes!

BTW question: what's the talent like at speed dating? Is it a load of desperate/ugly chicks? Or just friends doing it for the laugh?

shenanigans1982

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't understand why men get hot and bothered about the idea of scoring relatives.

Aint just men...I've got a cousin and she cant keep her hands off me.

120_Minutes

not yet wrote: »

A 3way with sisters...................bring on the man with the big white beard and the red suit.

+1 add the chocolate to the milk!!

Steve_o

I say go for it, what could possibly go wrong....??

danniemcq

do it!

and take pics and post them, pm even if you want.

juvenal

Considering your original question, I'd say it's more of a Yuletide moment than unethical!

The fact that they both work in the same building as you, makes this even more tantalising. Are you Stuart Townsend in disguise? About Adam 2 ftw.

Irrespective of how this pans out, what's more important is that you come back here with regular updates and let us know what happens!

Go forth and conquer*. . .

*without the old man finding out

skywalker

tallaght01 wrote: »

Yea and I don't know why women wanna cuddle after sex, but I just get on with it.

Nice comeback.

The addition of them working in the same building as you has made me think the original situation is a wind up though.

juvenal

skywalker wrote: »

Nice comeback.

The addition of them working in the same building as you has made me think the original situation is a wind up though.

Good theory - this has all the makings of a black comedy really. . .

javaboy

juvenal wrote: »

Good theory - this has all the makings of a black comedy really. . .

A Wayans brothers one.

jackdaw

tallaght01 wrote: »

So, following on from this thread:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055317785

I went speed dating last weekend.

It's good fun. Basically, you swan aroud a room, spending about 10 minutes with each girl. At the end of your 10 mins, you either tick "Yes" or "no" on their card, to indicate whether or not you fancy them. If 2 people tick "yes" on each other's cards, that means you both like each other, so the organisers send your phone numbers to each other.

So, I ticked a few boxes, and got a few numbers. Then I realised that 2 of the surnames were the same. I did a bit of texting, and found out that these two girls are sisters!!!!!

You'd imagine that they talk, and that they'd realise they both picked me. Then the logical step would be to cut contact with me.

But you'd be wrong!!!!

I've arranged dates with both of them over the next 2 weeks, even though they both know I'm texting the other one. So, my questions to the panel are:

1) Is this ethical?

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

3) Is this gonna land me in a world of sh1t? (I think we all know the answer to this one!).

Before any bra-burners accuse me of just starting this thread to big meself up and boast about having the chance to score 2 sisters, let me just say that A) That's true and I'm a s elf confessed disaster with the ladies, so this kind of thing has never been on the cards for me :P

Of course it's ethical !!

they both know it !!!

HAVE FUN !!!

Dragan

tallaght01 wrote: »

I've arranged dates with both of them over the next 2 weeks, even though they both know I'm texting the other one. So, my questions to the panel are:

1) Is this ethical?

Yes. They both know the score, your bases are covered.

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

Yes.

3) Is this gonna land me in a world of sh1t? (I think we all know the answer to this one!).

You KNOW it's a yes, but like me you will run head long into it if only to have an interesting story to tell.

One thing to consider my friend, you stand a very good chance of being able to properly pull off "the rodeo" here!!!!

AlmightyCushion

Dear diary.

Jackpot.

ChewChew

Tallaght01

First things first. . . After sex cuddles are wrong. Sleep is a must.

2 dates. 2 different nights. hhmmm. so sister 1 is gonna come back to sister 2 and give the goss. sister 2 is going to know what to expect, so you gotta up the pace and change your style. give them both a complete different side to you. :cool:

Secondly. . . . if they both know they are texting you and that each has a date with you then does that mean they are pretty much open to suggestion?? and sharing. . . and joining in etc??? you have alot of homework to do, and it could all be for that learning curve you about to embark

source

You have to do it man, if you don't you might as well hand your testicles in at the door on your way out.

you could also try a slight variation of "the bronco" where you take one of the sisters from behind but call out the other sisters name.........with the her in the room......hilarity would ensue.

randylonghorn

tallaght01 wrote: »

2) Does the fact that I asked question 1 make me gay?

You already did that thread. AFAIR, the general concensus was "yes, probably". Admittedly if you manage to snag the two sisters into a 3some, that might have an impact on the original vote.

tallaght01 wrote: »

3) Is this gonna land me in a world of sh1t? (I think we all know the answer to this one!).

Possibly. But ...
(a) they decided to go to the same dating event. They must have known this could easily happen, especially as they presumably know whether they tend to go for the same sort of men or not.
(b) they presumably have swopped notes, and know they both have dates with you, yet they haven't cancelled.

Therefore, my diagnosis is that they're not taking it too seriously, and may in fact be giggling together right now at the dilemma in which you find yourself.

tallaght01 wrote: »

I guess I should also add that they both work in the same building as me

which presumably means they are nurses / doctors / medical staff of some kind ... a group notorious for its passionate generic opposition to frivolity / light-hearted dating / casual sex :rolleyes:

Tbh, I think your biggest problem is that by the time you go on the date with No. 2, she will probably have had a blow-by-blow account of the date with No. 1 ...

tallaght01 wrote: »

I'm a self confessed disaster with the ladies, so this kind of thing has never been on the cards for me :P

In fairness, he has never claimed anything else, and has provided lots of evidence to back up his contention! :pac:

The Bollox wrote: »

I'm booking my seat in PI for when this blows up in his face.

Nah, don't bother changing channels, the sequel will probably be in AH ...




(Btw, Tallaght, did you get that job? You may have updated us, but I missed it.)

ChewChew

randylonghorn wrote: »

which presumably means they are nurses / doctors / medical staff of some kind ... a group notorious for its passionate generic opposition to frivolity / light-hearted dating / casual sex :rolleyes:

ORLY??? man my job IS fun!!! :pac: